Spike's gals

Spike and Trend Setter

Co-written with Trahzo.

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Spike had announced for Rarity, how Trend Setter one of the best critics who'll take the boring, mundane, unloved and some how succeed in making it popular, umm yeah, can you help make the Sonic Boom video games, Pacman Ghostly Adventures, Skylanders Popular? Anyways, Rarity acted like a huge fan girl with a huge crush! Spike didn't like the idea of his crush, crushing on somepony else!

'Try to steal my Rarity will she? Oh Trend Setter, get ready to feel the wrath of Spike!' He thought.

After Rarity picked-up Trend Setter from the train station their 1st stop for her tour was the home of Princess Twilight Sparkle.

"For our 1st stop, here we have Golden Oaks Library."

"Uh-huh."

"The home of my best friend: Princess Twilight Sparkle."

"Ooh, is the Princess in? I feel like an interview."

"She's probably either out with my friends or at home reading."

That's when the door opened Revealing Spike, as he's getting his trap supplies ready. Trend Setter couldn't believe her eyes!

"Who, is that wonderful creature?"

"You mean Spikey-Wikey?" Then she looked at Trend Setter's eyes. "Ooh, somepony has a crush on the dragon I see."

You see, all a misunderstanding, it's just admiration.

Spike saw the new mare beside Rarity and could only conclude that was Trend Setter.

'Great, it's too early. I need time to get the trap ready for her.' came his thoughts.

"What is that cute little guy doing? And why did he exit Princess Twilight's humble abode?"

"I don't know what he is doing, but what I do know he's Twilight's assistant #1."

"You don't say."

"Yep, hatched him all by herself."

"Wait, so he's the son of a Princess right?"

"Riiiiight...'This isn't going where I think it is, is it?'

"I've found my prince charming!"

'Yes, it went there.' Then Rarity face hoofed.

"Hello, I'm Trend Setter." spoke the mare with half lidded eyes directed at Spike.

'What the?' Spike thought. "Hey, I'm Spike."

"I know, your friend who's name I can't remember told me!"

"HEY!" Complained Rarity.

"So, whatcha doing?"

Meanwhile...

Here we are at the Phineas & Ferb universe where Isabella Garcia Shapiro is starring at us with a red glowing death stare!

Now back to the story! Only on Discovery Family, or Cartoon Network, or Nickelodeon, or Disney Channel/XD!

Whoa, way off on that tangent, anyways...

"Umm...I'm just building."

"A handyman huh?" Then she put her head to his ear. "I like that." she whispered.

"Lady, don't rip off my shtick for hands!" Said Lyra.

"She's ignoring you." Said Rarity.

"What?"

"Yeah, as you can see, this is the prime example of love is blind! Feel like watching it with me?"

"I'll get the popcorn."

While that scene of randomness happened, Spike backed away as Trend Setter kept getting closer to him.

'Okay, didn't expect this to happen' Spike thought. He backed away more and more and more until it became a chase!

"Would you please get away?"

"No! I love you!"

Then Pinkie Pie flew by on a balloon.

"And welcome to the 12th annual unrequited romantic comedy race! Here we got Pucca chasing Garu in 1st place, followed by Amy chasing Sonic on 2nd, and Tooty chasing Timmy on 3rd! Remember, if you catch your man, you automatically win both this trophy and a legally binding marriage contract or you can have both plus a home for 4 if you cross the finish line! So come-on Bridezillas get those chicken boys!"

"Dammit Pinkie!"

"You hear that?! If I catch you, or if we cross the finish line, we can live as Prince & Princess with 2 babies!" She called out as all the girls ran closer!

All the guys began screaming in fear!

'I'm dead!' Spike shrieked in his head.

"Where is Cosmo & Wanda?!" Timmy complained.

"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" Cried Chowder

"Yuno! We're only here for exhibition remember?!" Yuki said to his pursuer.

"No! I'm too young!" Said Eddy.

Spike managed to get in the lead as he pushed back the other guys.

"Wait, what am I doing?! If I cross, or if she catches me, I'll be married to a creeper either way! Gotta think fast!"

"Yes! Let's cross the finish line together my prince!"

Spike then stopped on the dime causing Trend Setter to tin way past him!

"Huh?" Trend Setter stopped and turned around to see Spike had tunneled his way! "Oh-no you don't!" Then she used her unicorn magic to pull him out of the hole!

"Drat! Wait, what are you doing now?!"

"I'm making it look like you're still running from me!"

"Gah! No no no no no noooooo!"

"And the winner is Spike & Trend Setter!" Pinkie announced! "Here's your..."Then they ran past them with the trophy, contract, and deed to their new home being levitated by Trend Setter's magic.

"Okay, you can stop now." Spike told her.

"Sorry, but for some reason I can't stop running!"

That's when they crashed into a house! Destroying the front wall!

"No no no no no noooooo!" Cleveland chanted while falling out of his 2nd story bath tub. (I am sorry, but I just had to do it!)

Weeks later in the hospital...

Trend Setter was in a hospital bed with Spike in one beside her, both heavily bandaged up.

Spike groaned in pain while Trend Setter felt just fine as she used her magic to levitate over to her bed.

"Having my husband with me is all the medicine I need."

'Oh yeah, I forgot, we got married, fuck!'

That's when a doctor entered.

"Good news, you 2 are gonna be just fine! Even greater news, you'll be outta here in 2 weeks, even better news congratulations on getting married Spike you lucky dog you! Well, that's all I have to say, Nurse, turn on the TV for them, something romantic & cute." Then the nurse put on Pucca.

"Great, just great. I wind up here and get married to a mare I barely know, meaning my life is now gonna suck." groaned Spike.

"Don't say that Spike, after all, you're getting laid the moment we leave and get back to our new home!"

"Still not worth it!" Spike told her.

So after Trend Setter gave birth to the 1st dracony, her single fans were inspired to have dracony babies as well. And well, draconies became popular, making 10 babies born a month for pregnant mares, 25 babies born a month for pregnant dragonesses. And well, being the mother of Spike & mother-in-law to Trend Setter, Twilight was dubbed the queen of the draconies!

Spike sat at the porch, wondering why he never filed a divorce.

"Why in my mother's name didn't I leave her?"

"Because in a way, you loved it!" Said a passing by dracony.

"How the hell can I love a mare who is nothing but a crazed fan?!" he called back.

The dracony and his mixed species friends didn't hear as they ran by and played. That's when Spike's twin daughters came back from school.

"Daddy!" Then they put their saddle bags or backpacks down and hugged Spike.

Spike was then reminded by these 2 miracles, and smiled that he didn't bail on Trend Setter.

"Hmm, than again, she did give me these two." he muttered to himself.

"Bye honey, I'm off to Mustangia to critique the event going on there!" She told him.

"W-wait!"

"Yes?"

"Aren't you gonna kiss all 3 of us bye?"

"Oh, right!"

*Kiss* *Kiss* *Kiss*

"Okay, bye bye sweet hearts!"

"Bye Trend Setter." Said Nurse Sweetheart.

"I wasn't talking to you! I meant my family."

Then as Trend Setter went to the train station. Spike held his daughters close as he looked towards the setting sun.

"Uh daddy? We gotta do our homework...daddy? daddy? DADDY!

Game Over! dun dun, dun dun dun, dun dun dun!