My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic and Invader Zim Song Parodies!
Chapter 2: 2. It's What My Cutie Mark is Telling Me
Previous Chapter Next ChapterZim becomes Dib, Dib becomes Zee, Zee becomes Gaz, Gaz becomes GIR, GIR becomes Zim.
GIR, Zim, the SIR twins and Keegz and Zee are pegasi, Zin, Nikki and Gaz are unicorns (That's how Gaz can play a video game, an Earth Pony/Pegasus wouldn't be able to because of their hooves) and Dib is an Earth Pony.
"I'm not good at the GameSlave, no, not one little bit," Zee said as she struggled against the vampire piggies in the game. Iggins and other townponies laughed as she died. "I can't see how it's productive, I can't seem to get a grip!" She said as the GameSlave fell out of her hooves. Tears swam in her eyes as she hid her face. " It's up to me to play it, 'cause plainly you can see," She ran, tears pouring down her cheeks as the ponies laughed at her. She locked herself in her house and brushed her tears away. "It's got to be my destiny, and it's what my cutie mark is telling me," She said, pointing to a skull and a game console cutie mark on her flank.
"I try to keep them happy, put a smile upon their face," Gaz said, smiling horribly to a crowd of curious ponies. Gaz turned to the piggy she was supposed to be playing with. It looked horrified at her. "But no matter how cute I look, it seems a bit of a disgrace," Gaz sang as she tried to play with it. She became furious and the pig squealed and ran away. The townsponies looked terrified at her rage, and fled her shop. Gaz calmed down and tried to comfort a frightened filly. She screamed and ran away. "I have to be stupid, it's there for all to see," Gaz said crossly, stomping back to her shop. "It's got to be my destiny, and it's what my cutie mark is telling me." She pointed to a taco cutie mark on her flank.
"I don't care much for destruction, and doom ain't such a hoot," GIR said, trying to invade Ponyville with an army of chickens. He tried to shoo them towards town, but they turned on him and began pecking furiously. Poor GIR tried to defend himself, flailing his hooves wildly.
"I don't wanna cause any pain, I'd rather just be cute!" He said, escaping the chickens by flying up a tree.
"I have to be an evil thing, I'd rather stay in my tree!" He said sadly, flying away from the tree. He rested on a cloud and facehoofed. "But it has to be my destiny, 'cause it's what my cutie mark is telling me." He said, pointing to an Irken symbol cutie mark on his flank.
"Look at what I have to do, I hate this wretched job!" Zim growled as he presented a group of Swollen Eyeball ponies a poster of a badly drawn Vortian. They sneered at him and turned away. Growling, Zim ripped it in half. "I must show proof of aliens, it is making my great head throb," He stomped back to his house and slammed the door.
"I think it's impossible for me to do this right," Zim said, looking up at his sketches of Meekrob, Vortians and only one picture of an Irken.
"My destiny is not easy," He sighed, and began sketching a Plookesian. "But it's what my cutie mark is telling me." He said, pointing to his magnifying glass for a cutie mark.
"I'm not so good at cooking, I can barely make a stew," Dib said, cooking in a frenzy. He placed three bowls of grey mush on front of three small, pink, green and purple fillies. They wrinkled up their noses and pushed them away. Dib looked crushed and tried to give them dolls. The fillies looked at the dolls in disgust, because they were worn and dirty. They began to cry and Dib looked frantic.
"With so any volunteering jobs, things some up out of the blue," He said, now trying to take the fillies for a walk and pick up litter on the road. The fillies kept wandering away, and Dib kept finding them in weird places. The pink pegasus loved flying just out of his reach, while the purple and green unicorns kept emptying his litter bag.
"I have to keep on trying for everyone can see," Dib said, finally catching all the fillies and giving them back to their furious parents. "It's got to be," He said sadly, walking into the sunlight so his cutie mark, three blue hearts, could be seen.
"It's got to be," Gaz said, a single tear forming in her squinty eye.
"My destiny," GIR said, flying back down to the ground, looking sadly at the angry chickens.
"My destiny," Zim said, rubbing his tired temples.
"And it's what my cutie mark," Zee, Gaz and Dib sang.
"It's what my cutie mark," Zim and GIR sang.
"Yes, it's what my cutie mark is telling me!" They all sang.
Nikki, Zin, Keegz, GiGi and MiRR looked at each other nervously. "What did we do?" Moaned Nikki.