My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic and Invader Zim Song Parodies!
Chapter 18: 18. Daddy Zim
Previous Chapter Next ChapterPurple and Red headed back inside their castle, finished their lullaby for Zee. Many years had passed since she was banished, so many that most ponies did not remember the crazed girl. Little Zin the unicorn crossed the courtyard as the sun rose gently behind her. She stared sadly at the statue of the insane colt that had helped the princess. It had been five hundred years since she had last seen him; she was kept alive by the magic she had stolen during Zee's reign. The statue was screaming, a hoof raised to protect his face, a look of hatred in his eyes.
"So there you are my Dad, a statue oh so cold so dead," she sang, bowing her head to him.
"You tore their world apart and everypony lost their head," She smiled a bit, remembering her joy at seeing her father and beloved princess take back the night.
"Now I must carry on making Chaos for you instead," She sang, zapping a pidgeoon with her magic, transforming it into an ugly crow with wings on it's head.
"'Cause you are my Daddy Zimmy, and I am a piece of you!" She turned back to her dad, the crow squawking loudly.
"I miss you, Daddy..." She whispered.
A cackle filled the air and ZIn looked around wildly for the cause, her black hair flying. She turned back to the statue to see that the eyes had moved, and were now staring at her fondly.
"Please do not cry my dear your daddy is still very here," Zim sang, his usual arrogance carrying sharply through the air, making Zin grin excitedly.
"And when I do bust out we can respread the random fear,
Our joy will be their pain as their world drowns in acid rain," He sang smugly, and Zin leaped onto his back, hugging him from behind.
"'Cause I am your Daddy Zimmy and you are a piece of me!" He sang with a weird pride, making Zin beam at him.
"Remember that one time, you gave me a choice to be sane?
I chose the path of doom," Zin asked, skipping around his statue. She remembered his evil smile when he asked her to join him in his reign of terror.
"...and things were never quite the same." Came Zim's smug reply.
"My wild pitches flew driving the ponies all insane," Zin sang, remembering her first laser cannon firing.
"'Cause I am your Daddy Zimmy and you are a piece of me!" Zim sang, his voice becoming stronger with every word.
"Take me out to your mind game!
If Chaos loses it's a real shame!
ZIN!" They sang together. From the moon, Zee watched their dance, smiling all the while. Zin really was his daughter…
"Oh simple spawn of mine without you I would be so lost
You have stuck by my side..." Zim sang fondly, and Zin snuggled next to him.
"...No matter what the tragic cost." She whispered.
"Your crazed imagined thoughts have given me a new found strength.
'Cause You are my Daughter Zinny, and I'm breaking out of here!" Zim sang confidently, the stone beginning to break. Zin gasped and stepped back as Zim stretched, opening his wings with a bang. Cackling, he held her under his wing and gazed at her with a fatherly expression. This was really difficult, considering…. You know… he's Zim.
"Daddy! You're alive!" Zin cried happily.
"I'm free, free once again! May Equestria return to its natural chaotic state!
Come My Little Abomination, we have work to do!" Zim said, an evil smirk crawling up his face. Zin clambered onto his back as he took off, soaring through the morning sky.
"I missed you daddy..." Zin said, snuggling into his mane.