My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic and Invader Zim Song Parodies!
Chapter 16: 16. Tak's Bard
Previous Chapter Next Chapter"Mistress?" MiMi asked.
"Hmm?" Tak looked up from her controls.
"Why do you hate Zim?" She asked.
Tak sighed. Ever since her invasion, MiMi's mind had been a bit wobbly.
"He ruined my life." She said simply.
"Can you sing me a song about it?" The SIR asked, her eyes wide.
Tak allowed herself a small smile. "Sure."
MiMi climbed into her lap and she began to sing
"When you're rife with devastation
There's a simple explanation:
You're a Control Brains's creation
Trapped inside a crystal ball," Tak sang, remembering her hatching.
"And whichever way he tilts it
Know that we must be resilient
We won't let them break our spirits
As we sing our silly song," MiMi nodded happily.
"When I was a little Irken, a power outage overtook my testin'
So they shipped me off to the Planet Dirt.
Said clean this up if you wanna get out
So I built my own spaceship and built my own robot slave
Now, Memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but I still,
know the words to this song," Tak sang, remembering the cursed planet. She had escaped in a homemade Voot and SIR, determined to find Zim.
"When an idiot ruins your life
And he causes nothing to you but strife
Listen to the jingle jangle
Of my giant Irk machine," she remembered her giant lava machine with a smile.
"'Cause my eyes are hypnotizing
And the whole world's harmonizing
So please children stop your crying
And just sing along with me," she tapped her implant and MiMi giggled.
"There I was as an abandoned Irken, life lived hard got my head to thinkin
Why feel bad for the life I lost. when the bell beyond is ringing it's toll
when all the ghosts and creepies choke, just laugh it off like they made a joke
now here I am alive, without soul to stop my drive, and I still, know
the words to this song," she said, clenching her fists, a weird look in her eye.
"When the oldest one relaxes
His life goes in tiny flashes
time goes by in wind-swept ashes
like a angry monkey's growl,
When you're bad at evil laughter
You are seen as a disaster
but we'll see who will die faster
as you sing along with me," Tak finished with an evil smirk.
"Will you ever kill him, mistress?" MiMi yawned.
"Oh yes... I will make him pay for what he did to me." Tak said with a snarl. She looked down and saw that MiMi had fallen asleep. She sighed happily and began to hum her song again.