Red and Purple, as Irken Elites, chatted on their way to the Academy. Purple froze when he saw the instructor. She beamed at him and told him to take his seat. He rushed to obey, and sat bolt upright in his desk. As she taught, he never took in a word she said, just stared at her dreamily.

"Hey Miyuki, Hey Miyuki

I'm afraid to raise my hand

I have something to ask you

cause I want to understand," He sang to himself, as she showed them her plans for the Massive.

"It's not about homework

it's about 1 + 1 is 2

I don't want you to teach me

I just want to be with you," He sang, thinking about a date with her.

"Hey Miyuki, Miyuki

Hey Miyuki, Miyuki

Hey Miyuki, Miyuki

I think I'm in love with you..." Purple was shocked to see Red hand her a bouquet of Irken flowers, as he blushed brilliantly. Growling, Purple took out his laser gun, and pointed it at his friend. Fortunately, Purple was a terrible shot, and it missed Red by about a foot, instead hitting a tiny Skoodge.

"Hey Miyuki, Miyuki

Hey Miyuki, Miyuki

Hey Miyuki, Miyuki

I think I'm in love with you!" Red shot back at him, and the two went into a fight, pulling on each other's antennae and clawing their faces. Miyuki finally dragged them apart, glaring at the two if them.

The next day, the class was taken to the lab to see the scientists. In the background, Zim was petting Cthulu. Purple, with a bent antenna and bruised cheek, pulled out a homemade pistol from his pocket to give to Miyuki.

"Hey Miyuki, hey Miyuki

I'm afraid to see you after school

I can't come to your office

And tell you that you're cool," He sang, staring at her as she discussed plans with a Vortian.

"It's not about my tests

Or about my homework you should grade

I don't want you to tell me

I just want to go on a date!" He said, once again imagining the two of them on a romantic date.

"Hey Miyuki, Miyuki

Hey Miyuki, Miyuki

Hey Miyuki, Miyuki

I think I'm in love with you..." Red had beaten Purple, and was handing Miyuki an Irken bazooka. She took it, grinning excitedly. Purple yanked Red back, greeting Miyuki in a purple tux, complete with a top hat. Red growled and shoved him away, presenting her with an Irken card, saying YOU INVADED MY SPOOCH.

"Hey Miyuki, Miyuki

Hey Miyuki, Miyuki

Hey Miyuki, Miyuki

I think I am loving you!" Purple tackled Red, and tried to yank the card out of his grasp.

Miyuki turned around to scold them, but in that moment, Cthulu broke free. He swallowed the Tallest whole, and Red and Purple stared at the beast in horror. Then they smiled at each other and laughed, patting each other on the back and grinning like old friends.

"Aww look, he's hungry!" Zim cooed.