Applejack's POV

Stuck in a Shed (2/5)

"Alright Pinkie, here we are!" I said as we stopped towards Blitz's front door. He had a lock installed into it so we had to knock and wait for RJ to answer. "Now let's hurry an' find that blueprint! No tellin' how long it'll be until Rainbow loses it in there!"

"Got it! Find the blueprint, save Dashie!" Pinkie said, going over what all we had to do. Blitz was gonna be just fine in there, so no need to be worried about him. At least until Dash goes apples. That's when he might have something to worry about.

"Come on RJ, answer the dang door!" I yelled out towards the window, hoping that I could wake him up. He was knock-turning, or whatever that fancy word Twilight used to describe Owlowiscious, so he was probably asleep right now. "Ugh! We don't got time for this! Pinkie, can ya try throwin' some pebbles up at the window? With that and my knockin', he's gotta wake up sooner 'er later."

"Okei-Doki-Loki!" Pinkie said, picking up some pebbles and hitting the window dead center without a hint of failure. Meanwhile, I just kept on knocking as loud as I could.

"RJ! We need to talk to you! Can you come out?!" Pinkie yelled out towards the window, hoping that he would hear her. But soon enough, she ran out of pebbles that were nearby. "Oopsy! I ran out of rocks!"

She started looking around her for some more, but instead found something else that was a bit more out of place. "Oh! Scootaloo! Sweetie Belle! Hi!"

"Huh?" I asked, stopping my knocking to look over to where Pinkie was calling out. Spotting the two, who had two wagons full of nails, a few hammers, and a ton of lumber. All of which, they had taken from Blitz's backyard/scrap yard. "What the? Why do y'all have all that stuff? Did Blitz say that you could take any a that?"

Both of them, looking panicked, glanced towards each other nervously. And seeing that Sweetie was even more nervous than her, Scootaloo started to explain. "Uh...Well you see, Blitz said that all this stuff is just left overs from all the stuff he builds. So we thought he didn't mind, you know?"

"Uh-huh. And why do ya need all them materials anyhow?" I asked, pressing them further. They were up to something, and I wasn't about to just let them do whatever because of an emergency.

"Uh...Well, you see...It's for a...Crusade! Yep, that's it! We're trying to get our Cutie Marks in...Wood collecting!" Scootaloo told me, coming up with the worst lie possible.

I simply gave her a disappointed frown, and sharply turned towards Sweetie Belle with the same frown. Which she cracked under instantly. "We tried getting our Cutie Marks in demolition and tried to destroy one wall of the Cutie Mark Crusader Clubhouse walls! It didn't work, so we came to get tools while Applebloom's cleaning it up!"

"Applebloom's what?!" I asked, becoming very worried right now. Rainbow Dash and Blitz could wait, Applebloom could fall out of that hole in the wall any second! "Pinkie! You take care of the blueprints! I gotta go stop Applebloom!"

Without even a second to waste, I ran off to help Applebloom while Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle came behind me. Slowed down by the wagons, but still running nonetheless.

"Okei-Doki!" Pinkie said, picking up a rock and throwing it directly towards the window without looking. But sadly at that moment, RJ opened the window and looked out. Earning a rock to the face. Knocking him out of the window and falling directly onto the ground.

"Oh no, RJ!" Pinkie exclaimed, running over and scooping him up with the small curl of her mane. "Don't you worry one bit RJ! A trip to Dr. Fluttershy's Butterfly Grotto will clear that bad owie right up!"

After balancing him on her back, she turned to run off. But before that, remembered something she thought was a good idea to do. "Oh, right! Better leave a note just in case Applejack comes back!" She then pulled an already written out note and placed it on the ground in front of Blitz's house.

"Fluttershy, here we come!" Pinkie yelled out, sprinting off for her cottage.

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Rainbow's POV

(12 Minutes of Containment)

"Ohmygosh-Ohmygosh-Ohmygosh-Ohmygosh-Ohmygosh! We're trapped! We're trapped in this shed, and we can't get out! APPLEJACK! PINKIE PIE! HELP!"

"Rainbow Dash, calm down!" Blitz told me, trying to keep me quiet. "Freaking out won't help anything. You need. To stay. Calm." He told me slowly, in a very comforting voice in hopes that I would-

"CALM DOWN?! CALM DOWN?! YOU WANT ME TO 'CALM. DOWN?!' ARE YOU INSANE?!" I asked him, loking directly at him face to face. Of course, that's as much space as we had anyway! I was going to be crushed in by these walls right beside the pony that built them! WAIT! Blitz built these things! He must've wanted to kill me!

"oh no. i'm going to killed next to a suicidal murderer..." I said very quietly, hoping that monster couldn't hear me.

"Kill you? Rainbow Dash, why would I want to-"

"HELP! SOME PONY HELP! I'M TRAPPED IN A SHED WITH A COMPLETE MENTAL CASE!" I yelled out as loud as I could, pounding on the door as hard as I could. I didn't ever expect to go out like this! I don't wanna be killed right now! I haven't even become a Wonderbolt yet!

"RAINBOW DASH!" Blitz yelled out, pinning me against the wall. The small, close, containing wall that felt my like a cell room at this point! With Blitz the inmate holding me hostage! "Stay quiet! If you keep saying things like that, you'll only lose what sanity you have left! We've only been in here for about ten minutes. Okay? They'll be back any minute, and we'll be out of this place before you know it."

"Before I know what?! Before I find out that you'll slit my throat?!" I asked him with an icy glare. I was too out of breath to start screaming anymore. So just an angry voice had to do. That's when I gasped. "That's it! You want us to be free so you can get your tail and slit my throat! Well I! Won't! LET YOU!"

"What are you talking abou-WAH!" Suddenly, taking him by the element of surprise, I head-butted him in the face and knocked him back a little. But before he could realize what was going on, I tackled him to the other wall. Pinning him to his own wall. "What the...! Rainbow, get off me!"

"HA! What now, Blitz?! If that is your real name anyway!" I said, not sure how to trust him. "You can't fool me anymore!"

"Rainbow, you of all ponies should know that Blitz isn't my real name! You know my name's-GAK!" He coughed out in pain as I pulled him towards me and slammed him back into the wall as hard as I could.

"Quiet evil-doer! You should know not to mess with a Pegasus as awesome as me!" I told him, giving him a threatening look to scare the murderer. I bet he was going to grind me into a rainbow in a high-tech factory too! Murderers always do the unexpected!

"Well nice to see you still have a big hea-OW! Rainbow Dash, cut that out!" He yelled out after I slammed him into the wall again! He groaned a little in pain and looked up to try and talk to himself or something. Like a crazy pony.

Gasp! That's it! He's not a murderer! He's just insane! Oh no, that's even worse! "Rainbow...Dash..." He started to say weakly before coughing from all the wind I knocked out of him.

"WHAT?!" I said in a demanding tone, ready to take on whatever he was about to do.

"Look up there...You need to stop slamming me into the wall or else-" Before he could speak more crazy talk, I slammed him into the wall one last time. Making him stay quiet, but still conscious enough.

"Shut it Blitz! The second I catch you doing anything suspicious, I won't hesitate to take you down! I have a black belt in karate, and I can never be taken by surpri-" At that moment, I was hit over the head with a very heavy flower pot. Which had shattered on top of my head and knocked me out immediately.

Well...I guess there are somethings that can take even the most level-headed of ponies down.

Disclaimer: I do not own MLP or anything related to it. All I own are the ideas, Blitz, Joe, Big Mike, Morgue, and a few of the OCs that will be used. Some OCs are provided by you the readers. ENJOY!

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Twilight's POV

"Earth? As in, the Earth that Blitz grew up in-that Earth?!" I asked excitedly, trying desperately to contain how happy I was right now. This was the exact place Blitz had told me so much about! Nearly every question I've asked him, he answered as best he could. As he did with the rest of us that asked.

In fact, over the whole year he's been our friend, I've filled up five entire books on the history and culture of his world! The others may have asked some questions, but I asked every single question possible! They're highly evolved creatures that rely mostly on their imagination and intelligence instead of any forms of magic.

Sadly, because humans do not have the magic of friendship, they're more prone to violence. So much so that they have two 'World Wars!' But they still have much more stuff as well!

They have these instant message senders that are faster than Spike's letter sending could ever hope to be! Human Technology Page 116!

It's customary for every human, no matter what country, to wear clothing. So much so, that it's not just frowned upon, but even illegal to be out in public without them! Human Culture and Politics Page 47!

Young humans start school about the same time as ponies. But for some reason, humans are required to stay in school until around the age of eighteen! And then in most cases, go on to attend advanced study on whatever subject they please! Human Education, Beliefs, and Life Cycle Page 78!

And that was only small summaries of all of what I had managed to conclude in my studies! I kept all of these books and journals in my private collection. I couldn't let any pony know about Blitz's past, but at the same time I knew that I had to learn about his world! And now that I knew only what seemed like a small portion of an endless amount!

Now I saw just why Lyra seemed to be obsessed with humans so much.

"Yep. That Earth. And this is where Cindy, Lisa, Sid, and a ton of other ponies come to stay while they're here."

Spike stepped ahead of us and took off the silly costume he was in earlier. He didn't just stop in front of us though. He kept walking forwards until he was right beside Princess Celestia and Blitz. Looking guilty for doing so.

"W-wait a moment. Spike, why are you standing over-" "Hold on a second! Did you already know about this place?!" Before Rarity could ask him politely, Rainbow Dash snapped the question at him accusingly.

"Hold yer horses there Rainbow." Applejack intervened. "Now I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason fer why Spike knows about this place...Right, Spike?" Applejack asked, hoping that she did.

Princess Celestia then turned to the two of them. "Would you like to tell them?" She asked, not sure what their decision was on...Whatever it is that they were talking about.

Spike looked really nervous, and shared a glance with Blitz. And once Blitz noticed how scared Spike was about explaining it to us, he gave him a reassuring nod and stepped forward. Making sure to stand well enough where he could defend Spike if need be.

"You see...The thing is, that Spike's known about Earth for a long time. And he found out about it from Princess Celestia, who had called him up personally." Blitz told us.

"Oh yeah?! Well why did he get to know about it, while the rest of us didn't?!" Rainbow Dash asked assertively, staring down Blitz the whole time.

"Because..." Blitz stayed silent for a few seconds. Staring her down emotionlessly in response. Then after turning towards Spike one last time, he made up his mind and let out a breath. "The reason we're here is because of the other Protectors of Harmony."

"Others? You mean...There's more?" Fluttershy asked, confused on that point.

"There's three more of them, and they were left in deep secret. So much so, that even the few ponies that knew the legend of the Elements of Harmony," He gave me a slight glance. Indicating just who he was talking about. "never found out about them. But Princess Celestia did. She knew that they'd eventually reveal themselves a little after all of your Elements did."

"So, you're not the only Protector of Harmony?! You mean there's more friends for us to meet?!" Pinkie asked, jumping up just a little higher with every jump.

"Yeah..." Blitz said half-heartedly. But he shook it off and kept going. "Because of the four of us, Princess Celestia knew that we'd start coming up and wanted to be sure that there was some pony close to all of you that could help prepare for whenever the Protectors came forward."

"Well why not just tell them that the Protectors would all show up one day?" Shining Armor asked in confusion. By this point, every pony, even the Royal Council were listening to Blitz explain everything. The only ones that didn't seem at least a little surprised about this news was Princess Celestia and Spike herself. So obviously, it was kept very well secret.

"That's the problem." Blitz started, moving off to the side so he could face all of us. "They couldn't find out themselves. If they did, then they might try to go out and find the Protectors themselves. And since none of you knew where me or the others were up until recently, Princess Celestia didn't want to put them in danger of coming here by themselves."

"Oh come on!" Rainbow Dash interrupted again. She hated that something so important was being kept from her. "What could be so dangerous about this place?! I mean, we've even beaten Discord on our own before!" Rainbow stated, gesturing to Discord, who was in his human form right now.

"Little old me?" Discord asked, looking surprised. He then gave a loud laugh and appeared behind Rainbow Dash. Making a chart appear in front of her to show her something. "I'm going to let you in on a little secret. There's a reason why the Princesses let me do whatever I want here in this world."

I then gasped. "What?! P-Princess Celestia! That's not true is it?! Do you actually let him spread chaos on Earth?!" That has to be a lie, right?! She would never let Discord torture these humans, would she?!

"Sorry Twilight, but I think you're mistaken." Discord said, rising out from under me. Forcing me to sit on top of his head, which quickly materialized into a cushioned chair while he flew up in front of me. "Let me explain something to you. My chaos means nothing in this world. To humans, my chaos is as troublesome as rain is in Equestria."

"Oh please, as if we would ever believe that foolish lie!" Rarity said angrily.

"Why Rarity, it's not a lie at all! In fact, my magic does almost nothing bad to them at all! Once, I tried to use my classic chocolate milk rain! Humans just ended up singing in deep voices and the homeless started praying in thanks for a miracle!" He told her with a look that said 'I'm confused too.' That made us very surprised to hear it.

"They...They were happy about that?" Applejack asked in utter confusion.

"Yes! Could you believe it?! I tried giving rich and successful humans very odd and disturbing dreams, and they make games and sports out of them! You see, the point is that I'm not even considered threatening to these humans! They don't even feature my feats of chaos on the newspapers or broadcasts for Pete's sake!" Discord told us annoyingly. "I'll tell you, it's hard being discovered in the human world! A little boy with a horrible singing voice was discovered faster than I was!"

"Anyway." Blitz cut in, getting annoyed himself. "That's just my point. This world's messed up. And if you six found out about the Protectors of Harmony, face it. You would all try and find us yourselves."

"Now Blitz, that is a very strong thing. To..." Rarity started to argue, but stopped herself slowly. The realization dawning on her very fast. "Say..."

"I didn't want to keep it a secret you guys. Honest." Spike said worriedly. "But like Blitz said, I didn't want all of you to get attacked here. Almost everything brand new on Earth is taken and studied more than Twilight's science projects."

More than my science research?! As in, more than extremely thorough X-ray spells, or descriptive heart rate monitors?! That's...Very worrisome, to say the least.

"We...We understand Spike." Applejack said, taken back by all of this news. "Ain't we, Rainbow Dash?" Applejack asked, giving her a slightly stern look.

"R-right..." She said, standing down from the questions. She didn't mean for anything to get this depressing, and I don't think any pony else wanted it to be like this either.

So Pinkie lightened the mood by changing the subject.

"So what you're saying is that we're here to help find the other Protectors of Harmony?! That sounds so funerrific! And if we're going into this really high-tech, human world, do we get any super-top-secretively-secret-high-tech-secretivity gadgets and gizmos?! Oh! And do we get to be humans like Blitz is right now?! Oh! Oh! Oh! What about code names?! I can be The Sweet Pink! And Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Spike, Blitz and Twilight can be Rainbow Connection, Apple Eye, Miss Gem, Nature Scout, Little Flame, Mecha Gear, and lastly, Twilight is...Is...Wow Spike, you were right! Twilight Sparkle is a hard name to work with!"

"I know, right?!" Spike asked with an amused look. Before I could even react to that, Princess Celestia had calmly turned the focus back towards her with a small clear of the throat.

"Actually Pinkie Pie, in a way you're right. You see, like Spike had mentioned, the humans are most likely going to capture any of you if they saw any of you as your pony selves. Not only that, but if we don't keep our secret safe, than even all of us and Blitz will be in danger too." Princess Celestia told us with a straight face. A little upset about the news, but trying not to scare us or anything.

"But looking at your appearances compared to that of Mr. Johns, you didn't seem that different at all. How would they be able to notice how all of you are ponies as well?" Rarity asked, taking into account the gardener we saw earlier.

Celestia saw how we were all thinking the same thing and then turned towards Princess Cadence and Blitz. "Zeke? May? If you'd please..." The both of them nodded and took off their jackets. Cadence had a pink one to match the shirt, while Blitz had a black one with a hood attached to it. Next, they took off small pieces of clothing that were covering only their hands.

The both of them than opened up their wings to show us. Both of them had wings slighter larger than their pony forms to fit their new human forms. Princess Cadence had her Cutie Mark on the backs of both of her hands, and Blitz had his Cutie Mark on only his right hand. No doubt because of the bionic arm he had on.

"Woah..." A majority of us said in amazement. Mostly Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie to be exact, but the rest of us were surprised to say the least.

"Yes. You see, ponies when they are turned into humans, keep their wings, Cutie Marks, and horns." Celestia explained to us. "Earth ponies are easier to conceal, but still have some issues hiding their pony relativity. Which is why most of our undercover ponies that have become humans are Earth Ponies, Zebras, and other types of ponies such as that."

"Though, that's not all." She continued, getting ready to explain more to us. "You see, every living creature in Equestria has magic surrounding them. Where as humans have no magic at all. Because of this," She then turned to me. Knowing that I'd remember something like this no matter what. "It's much like a virus. If a pony, even a disguised one, is to come in contact with a human in this world, the magic would spread into them."

"What would happen then?" I asked, wanting to know all that I could about this 'disease'.

She then pointed towards Blitz. "Well, take Zeke for example. When I brought him to Equestria, the magic of that world affected him instantly. Forcing him to become a pony-human hybrid in the blink of an eye. I didn't give him the wings of a pegasus, he had them all along. Although, I used a spell to turn him into a pony before he had awoken. You see, some human genes can correspond with similar pony genes. Making humans turn into the hybrid of whichever type of pony they're most related to."

"So in other words, it was just luck that Blitz turned into a Pegasus-Human...Thing?" Rainbow Dash asked, trying to keep up with what she was Celestia was saying. And, needless to say, I was impressed with how well she was doing with listening to the science of transformation.

"Yes." Celestia said with a nod. "Most humans may just become simple Earth Ponies, Pegasi, or Unicorns. But some might just become Minotaurs, Griffins, Diamond Dogs...Possibly even Alicorns or Draconequi." She concluded, making us all sit in awe once again.

"That sounds very frightening..." Fluttershy said with a shiver. I couldn't blame her though. If it was possible for even one or two humans to become something as strong as Discord, this world may fall in more chaos than it already seems to be in!

"It is. That's the real reason we wear gloves." Cindy told us. "It's normal for humans to paint themselves with pictures, an art commonly known as tattooing, so our Cutie Marks will not be too out of place. But most humans come in contact by hand. That's why we keep our hands concealed. And why all of you are going to need to cover up your hands once you become humans."

"Once we become...Hold on a second there Princess-" "I'm not a Princess Applejack. Just simply Cindy." "Err...Right. Sorry 'Cindy'." Applejack apologized, forgetting that for a second. "Are you saying that we're gonna need ta be...Human too?" She asked.

"Yes, you will." Princess Cele-I mean Cindy-told us. "After you leave to meet the first Protector of Harmony, who is named simply Joe, he and his brother will help take care of helping you all become human."

"They know how to turn us human?" I asked, confused. Sure they were the Protectors of Harmony, but they were still human weren't they? So how did they know magic?

"No. To turn into humans, you'll need to simply use a spell I've written down for you in this scroll." Celestia then swirled her left hand in a circle. The aura emitting from her hand instead of her horn. Nonetheless, the scroll appeared out of thin air thanks to her magic and she levitated it towards me.

"I created and mastered this spell a long time ago by studying a Changeling transform itself. This is only one of hundreds of spells I had created from the transformation. This certain spell will transform you into a human counterpart of yourself. It will last forever until the reversal spell is performed. Sadly, the reversal spell is much harder since using magic as a human is wired differently than unicorns. So once you're turned into humans, only I will be able to transform you back."

Once reading the scroll, it looked very easy to do. All I had to do was envision the target, that being me, and what the average human looked like, than slowly mix together those two images. Once doing that, I'd simply have to fire the magical spell like a beam and directly hit the target. Again, being aimed on myself, it was even easier.

"Alright, got it. I'll go ahead and test it real quick." I told them before closing my eyes to start imagining me and a human body.

"Wait, what?" I heard Spike ask out of confusion. But I simply blocked out all sound from there on out as I focused on turning myself human.

Shining Armor saw this and stepped forward. As did Spike out of fear of what I was about to do. "Twily. Don't do it yet." He warned me in a stern, yet scared tone.

Blitz got worried that I was actually going through with this and stepped up as well. "Twilight! We're not joking! Stop doing the spell!"

I wasn't listening to them though, as I finished envisioning me as a human. All that was left was concentrating the spell into a beam. Then have the aura of that beam surround me and take affect. The spell was so simple, any average unicorn could probably use it. I could almost imagine Rarity using the spell herself to turn in and out of being a human for fashion reasons.

"Blitz! Stop her!" That was, however, the one thing I did hear. And it had come from Celestia herself.

"On it!" I heard Blitz answer. Wanting to know what was going on now, I opened one eye only to see a hand coming out towards me at a fast pace. And just before I unleashed the spell on myself, the hand snatched the scroll and rolled it up. The scroll was then used as a weapon to smack my horn. Strong enough to make the beam fire out and go flying into Discord.

Although, since he was already human, it did nothing except make him become more smaller, and make his hair and facial features alter to look like a mix of me and him...Ewwwwww...

Discord quickly changed back to his human self with a quick snap of the fingers, while Shining, Spike, and Blitz all fell to their flanks out of relief that they had stopped me. "Twilight, what were you thinking?" Shining asked me with an exhausted look.

"What? I was just going to make sure that I got a handle on the spell the Princess Cindy had given me." I explained. "What's so wrong about that?"

"What's wrong is that the spell doesn't give you clothes!" Blitz told me with an annoyed frown. "If you used that spell, you would've turned into a human directly in front of all of us! Completely naked!" He reminded me. Shocking me and making me see my mistake.

"So what? We don't wear clothes anyway, and we're all actually ponies here. What's wrong with turning human without clothes?" Rainbow Dash asked, not understanding the problem.

Me and Rarity understood it very clearly, seeing as how both of us had asked about clothing before. A naked human was very much frowned upon. It was the equivalent of doing...Very private things...And that was why Blitz never walks around without his tool belt and necklace. It helps him cope with how ponies don't generally wear clothes.

"Just...No." Spike said, just as scared as Blitz and Shining was. "This is different. Trust us." The other two nodded in agreement at what Spike was talking about.

Cadence was shielding her eyes slightly while looking away, as was Celestia...Yeah, I can't keep up with the Cindy name. Sorry. Discord meanwhile just sat there laughing his head off at how the three of them were acting.

"Anyway, as I was saying," Princess Celestia interrupted, getting our attention. "Joe and Big Mike will help you handle becoming humans. But before that happens, there's just a few more things I want to give you before you go."

"Wait, what?" Blitz asked, looking confused about that. "What other thing? You never mentioned it before."

Celestia then chuckled a little and smiled at him in return. "Well if I told you about it earlier, you wouldn't be surprised about it. Go ahead and open the-" "Ugh! We can not believe this!"

The front door then blew up into splinters as a darker skinned human stepped out. She was in an ordinary outfit with a moon-themed shirt, plain pants, and tennis shoes. Not even bothering to hide her horn, wings, or Cutie Marks in any way. And with her shirt having a picture of the moon on it, I recognized Princess Luna right away.

"What happened This time Luna?" Celestia had asked, sounding as if she had already known just what she was talking about.

"That blasted game! We mean, how is any pony to beat that infernal Resident Evil 4 game?!" Luna asked, looking very angry right now.

"Wait." Blitz interrupted, looking towards her with a confused look. "...You were playing a video game?" There's a game called 'Resident Evil'? And there are at least four of them? Wow, humans do sound extremely chaotic!

"Hm?" Luna asked, turning her attention towards Blitz. And when she saw him, along with the rest of us, she immediately became nervous. "What?! A-as if your Princess would ever have the time to play such trivial pursuits! I would never stoop as low as to play violent matters such as..." Seeing as how none of us, not even the six of us who had no idea what she was talking about, she sighed in defeat. "It was the fast-acting 'cut scenes' which had outwitted some pony such as I...But surely thou memory of such games can help understand my troubling failure."

"Well you are playing on the hardest level." Blitz told her with a shrug. "Just lower the difficulty."

"Tis madness!" Luna shouted in complete shock. She then turned towards Celestia. "Sister? Art thou sure Blitz is well? I do not think he can manage driving the Elements if he can not remember the obvious rules of completing a game."

"Driving the Elements?" Blitz asked, even more confused. When he looked back towards us, he just got confused shrugs in response. "Wait a second, I'm lost here. What do you mean by 'Driving the Elements'?"

"Well, we're a bit pressed for time right now..." Celestia said, swirling her hand in mid-air again to make a box appear out of thin air. I recognized the kind of spark of light that appeared around the box however, and realized how she was teleporting nearby objects in front of her. I've always wanted to try that spell, but I've never found the spell before.

"So Discord, can you show Zeke his gift while I show the girls theirs?" Celestia asked, both her and Discord nodding in agreement while the rest of the royal council simply stand off to the side. Waiting to see our reactions.

"Well, I wasn't expecting to, but..." Discord simply grinned and snapped his fingers. Reappearing in front of a slightly large metallic door that the road led inside of. That wasn't all though, as he was also in a lime green dress, with matching gloves, shoes, and everything while wearing a blond wig an make-up just to make the costume even more...'Believable'...

"Well it looks like our current contestant Zeke has just one- A BRAND NEW TRUCK!" Discord then pulled out a small square device and pressed the only button that was on it. Making the door fold up into the ceiling somehow.

"Wha...Wha...Huh..." Blitz started muttering to himself silently as he saw this 'truck' in that small room. It was much bigger than any other human technology we've seen yet, and was coated in a metallic black color. Lights then flickered on in the front and the machine rolled out of the garage by itself. Stopping beside Blitz and opening a door for him to get in.

Blitz just stayed in total awe. Unaware of how to answer. "...Best...Day...Ever..." He slowly said to himself. Completely entranced by the machine.

"HA!" Discord laughed loudly, pointing a finger in Luna's direction. "In your face! I am now officially the coolest royal being in Equestria! What do you have to say to that, Moon Butt?!"

Luna simply raised an eyebrow. "Thou may say whatever you want 'sister', because no matter what words come from thy mouth, no pony will ever take you seriously while you are to be wearing that."

Discord was about to remark, but sighs as he knows that Luna had a point. So instead, he just snaps his fingers and appears in the other side of the truck. Now wearing a stereotypical father outfit. With a pipe, newspaper, and even a regal looking robe. He then turned towards Blitz, who was still just standing in awe. "Well son? How's about we take 'er for a spin, eh?"

Blitz nods in response, though hesitantly since it's Discord that's asking, and gets inside the truck. A few seconds after the door closes, the truck drives off towards the right of the house where a flat dirt track is. Leaving the rest of us here to get our own gifts.

"I want one!" Rainbow Dash yelled out. At least half as amazed by the truck as Blitz was. "Wait, are we all getting trucks too?!" She asked Celestia, hoping that she'd get one as well.

"I hope not...It almost sounds like a dragon growling..." Fluttershy said while shaking at the thought of them. I guess it was inevitable that Fluttershy react to the sound of those things.

"No, I'm afraid that I couldn't get trucks for all of you. I don't have a treasury of royal funds to spend with, after all." She told us with a slight chuckle before levitating the box over to us. "Instead, I want you all to have something else. Reach into the box and pull out the object that has your Cutie Mark on the back."

And so we did. I levitated all of them out of the box and kept them in place while we each got the one that was for us individually. All of them were color coded as well, but the Cutie Marks were on what we guessed was on the back.

On the front was a complete screen, except for the bottom which was a small button. "What are these things?" I asked as I used my magic to hold it up. And once using my magic further to press the button, the screen lit up to multiple pictures with small titles, and a background that looked like my library. I knew it was just a picture though, so that didn't freak me out.

"These are what are commonly known as phones. Touch phones, to be exact." Celestia explained, making me realize what I was looking at. "We've managed to alter these phones a little bit so they're bigger than normal touch phones. That way, with either hooves, hands, or magic, they should be easy to use. The three Protectors you will all be going out to find will have their own as well. But since it might've have been known as an invasion of privacy, I'm going to let them give you their numbers. As for you seven, Blitz, me, and Princess Luna, I've already put all the numbers into each of your phones. That way, you can call each other at any time."

"Really?!" Pinkie Pie asks, pressing random buttons on her phone while trying to find one of the numbers to call us with. Soon enough, her phone makes a faint Ring! sound. Followed by Applejack's phone playing very up-beat music at a normal volume.

She looked over her phone and saw that it had an 'Accept' button that was green, and a 'Decline' button that was red. Along with Pinkie Pie's smiling face showing up at the top. So wanting to see how this worked herself, she pressed the accept button with her hooves and looked at it.

"Hello?! Can any pony hear me?!" Pinkie screamed as loud as she could into her phone. Loud enough for us to have to cover our ears normally, but it was even worse for Applejack who was hearing it twice.

"Ah! Pinkie Pie, not so loudly! Have a bit more grace when you speak, please." Rarity politely commanded. Covering her ears from how loud Pinkie was being.

"Oh! Sorry!" She apologized with a snortle before turning back towards the phone. Now whispering into it. "Any pony there?"

"Uh...Yeah? I'm here..." Applejack said, talking into it. She then decided to put it next to her ear to try and hear Pinkie, thinking that she'd keep whispering into her own phone.

That was probably the biggest mistake today. "A-APPLEJACK?!" Pinkie shouted out in pure surprise. Looking at the phone and seeing Applejack's picture where she's giving a simple smile. "OH NO! APPLEJACK'S STUCK INSIDE THE PHONE!"

"Pinkie Pie!" Applejack shouted from beside Pinkie. "I'm standin' right here! Stop screamin'!" She told Pinkie, rubbing her ear in pain.

"Be quiet Applejack, I'm trying to help Applejack get out of the phone!" Pinkie told Applejack with a serious frown before going back into panic mode when she started screaming into the phone again. "HOLD ON APPLEJACK! I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE SOMEHOW! OH, IF ONLY I COULD CALL TWILIGHT!"

I just frowned and spoke up. Trying to get Pinkie's attention to calm her down. "But Pinkie, I'm standing right-"

"Twilight." She said like a busy parent. "I know how much you want to play, but you'll have to wait. I'm trying to save Applejack from a world of 1's and 0's." She explained before yelling back into the phone. "ALRIGHT! I THINK I GOT AN IDEA! FIRST, GET A FEW MEGA BYTES TO EAT! THAT WAY, YOU WON'T STARVE!"

"Is there a way ta lower the sound er somethin'?" Applejack asked Celestia before looking at the screen again. This time, there was a button that said 'End Call'. "Oh. 'Ere it is..." She went ahead and pressed it. Ending the call, and at least making the yelling only sound off from one Pinkie.

"Applejack?" Pinkie asked, looking back at the phone. "Applejack?...Gasp! NO! It...It...It says Applejack's been ended! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHH!" Pinkie then started crying very loudly from the 'devastating' news.

"Oh, um...D-don't cry Pinkie. I'm sure Applejack'll be just fine." Fluttershy said, giving Pinkie a pat on the back to try and help stop the crying.

"Yeah...I think I'll be okay?..." Applejack said, not sure how else to answer her. To her credit though, I don't think any of us do. It's just Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie.

"I guess now might be as good a time as any to tell you a few last things before you need to go." Celestia interrupted. Causing all of us, even Pinkie Pie somehow, to quiet it down and listen to what she had to say. I guess whether she was Princess or human, Celestia knew how to get every pony's attention.

"You see, as I mentioned earlier, if we come into contact with humans the magic of Equestria that surrounds us will effect them instantly. And once horns and wings start appearing on them, the world will respond somehow. So make sure you come within no physical contact with them. Not counting the three Protectors, since they are to come back to Equestria with us."

"Don't worry Ms. Cindy! We'll be super-duper-extromendously careful!" Pinkie Pie said with a joyful smile. "Pinkie Promise!" She said, crossing her heart, mimicking flight, and throwing a cupcake into her eye...Literally.

"A second thing," Celestia started. "Do not let humans see you using magic or your wings, whether pony or human. Luckily with magic being rewired for human bodies, it's easier to conceal. So using 'Parlor Tricks' or simple gimmicks is allowed, but no letting humans see you doing extensive magic."

"Can I at least fly when no humans are looking?" Rainbow Dash asked, hoping that it would be alright. I would've tried to answer the question for her, but Celestia beat me to it. Giving Rainbow Dash a calm and fair compromise.

"Only when it is all clear, and no going higher than two-hundred feet unless it's a cloudy day. During the night, it's up to Twilight and the Protector's better judgment." She told Rainbow Dash, who responded with a sigh of relief that she'd have a little bit of breathing space for flying. "Finally, when the Protectors ask something of you-"

"We listen to every word they say. Right?" I asked, smiling as I went ahead and answered the question. It was the most obvious answer of them all, as it was the number one thing every pony at young ages was told.

"Actually..." Princess Cadence said with a small smile. "You might not want to jump to conclusions too fast Twilight. You see-" "Honk! Honk!"

"Hey guys." Blitz said, driving back over to where we were. And the second he came to a stop, Discord came out of his side with an orange and white uniform, a check board with a pen, and a matching ball cap to match. "You all ready to go? Everything's packed up in the bed of the truck."

"Wait one second now!" Discord said in the most obnoxious, yet ponanly...Err...Humanly possible, voice he could muster. That sounding something like Sweetie Belle, the Flim Flam Brothers, and a squeaking toy combined. "I'm sorry kiddo, but it looks like I gotta fail ya on yer drivin' test. Ya just barely missed the mark, ya did."

"We'll need to get going before...Wait, what test?! All you did was jump around the dashboard, dance with a hula dancer decoration you brought out, and throw the lucky dice around the truck like we were in a pinball machine!" Blitz pointed out, going as far as to pull out the 'hula dancer decoration' to emphasize what he was saying.

"Hey! Put Eris down!" Discord commanded with his normal voice, snapping his fingers and making the toy appear in his claw. To which he just melted into dough before stowing it away in his nonexistent pockets. "Now, that was all my teaching process. But what you did while driving was inexcusable!"

"Really now?! Okay then! What did I do that ruined my practice run?!" Blitz argued with a glare. Not liking how Discord was threatening to take away his truck. Of course, the fact that Discord was the Being of Chaos probably wasn't helping the case either.

"You don't know?! Are you mental?!" Discord asked with a serious frown on his face. To which Blitz gave a bored deadpanned expression. "Well fine! I'll tell you since you're apparently So forgetful!" He then checked his notes. Acting high and mighty for some chaotic reason or another. "The reason I failed you is because you did the worst thing you could've hoped to imagine!"

"You ran over this stick!" Discord yelled out, pulling out two pieces of a small twig. "Honestly, I know you've grown accustomed to being a pony and all, but have you lost all sense of humanity?!"

"...I don't get it, is runnin' over a bit-sized twig with a truck wrong er something'?" Applejack asked with a confused expression. "Cause it don't matter when ponies use wagons."

"So what?! It's a giant truck!" Rainbow Dash argued, seeing no sense in this either. "What does it matter if he runs over a stick! Princess Luna. Does that even matter?!" She asked, turning towards the nearest Princess to her. That, and she was still confused on the whole Cindy or Celestia thing.

"No, it is not." Luna said, stepping towards Blitz and Discord. "Discord is just more foolish than a court jester." "HEY!" "But what Blitz did do wrong was not use thy turn signals, thou did not stop at any of the stop signs, hardly slowed down enough to stop at the trial traffic light, and thou recklessness was thy cause of running over a cardboard elderly woman."

Turning towards Blitz, she gave him a disappointed frown. "Why did you run over her in the first place?"

Seeing all of our shocked expressions at the damage he had done, he shrunk a little in his seat out of embarrassment. "I thought she was waving around a club..."

"Club?" Shining Armor asked, stepping forward. "I don't remember seeing a club in the elderly lady's hand when I went through the track. What are you talking about?"

"May I present," Discord interrupted. "Exhibit A!" He then flashed the broken stick in front of Shining's face to show the smallest of Blitz's problems. Seriously?! He ran over an Old Lady for Celestia's sake!

"Now what's a stick compared to an elderly human?!" Applejack asked, seeing the idiocy as much as I did. "That's low, even for a dirty vulture like you!"

"Dirty Vulture?!" Discord repeated in disgust. "I'll have you know, that I am only one-two hundredths of a vulture on my grandmother's side! CAW!" He...Cawed, at Applejack. "Besides, did you see the look that woman was giving me and Zeke on that track? She was a bloodthirsty old bat!"

"Now Discord, that is very impolite." Fluttershy cut in. To which we gave her space in case she was tempted even a little bit to use the stare. "What if that cardboard elderly human was alive? I don't think she'd appreciate those names you called her. What do you think she'd have to say about that?"

"Probably Ow."

At that moment; Spike, Rainbow Dash, Blitz, and Shining Armor, who were all in or around the truck, burst into laughter right there on the spot. Rainbow Dash going as far as to fall to the ground because of how much she was laughing. Every pony had heard it come from that direction, but couldn't tell which one of the three it was.

Seeing as how those four weren't going to give away who did it; me, Luna, and Cadence all came in and looked the four down until they stopped laughing for good. "Thank you." Luna spoke up, now looking towards Blitz in particular. "Now let us go ahead and get this problem mended."

She then moved her hand forward and placed it on Blitz's head. Forming aura around her hand which transitioned around Blitz's head. Soon enough, the aura faded into Blitz's head. Reaching his mind and altering it slightly. As soon as she finished, Luna then let go of Blitz's head. Leaving Blitz to just stare blankly into space for a few seconds.

"There. That should take care of the driving problem." Knowing that we'd have questions about what she just did, she turned around to face us. "In case thou were wondering, I gave him a few of my dreams. Since I am the Princess of the Night, I can perfect skills within my own dreams."

Seeing where she was going with this, I finished her explanation. "So you gave him a dream where you were driving around in a truck! I've never heard of that spell either!"

"Yes, well...It is a personal, advanced spell of mine. One that requires I give up the entire dream. So if he starts to get confused about how he knows so much about cars or other vehicles, just ignore it." She told me with a small frown. But that didn't matter to me at all. If anything, it only made my interest increase! "But nonetheless, I say it is about time you all started off on your quest."

"Huh?...Quest?...O-oh yeah!" Blitz shouted out, snapping out of his trance. "What I was saying earlier was that everything's packed up in the back! So we're ready to go! It fits six humans, but there shouldn't be a problem fitting five ponies in the back. Leaving two spots in the front. First come, first serve!"

We all glanced at other. Slowly figuring out just what was about to happen. We were about to go on an adventure in Blitz's home world. The one we had learned so much about, and always wanted to go to ourselves the first chance we got!

"I call front seat!" Rainbow Dash said, flying over to the other side of the front doors. She couldn't get the door open with her hooves too fast though, so Blitz had to lean over and open the door for her.

"Me too!" Spike yelled out, crawling under the truck on all fours to get to the other side. Then, Rainbow Dash helped Spike get in between the two of them. Where an extra seat between them was waiting.

The rest of us didn't mind as I figured out how to open the back left door with my magic. How could the rest of us even be disappointed about something so unimportant as a good seat in the truck?! We were about to live the trip each of us wanted!

For me, I wanted to read all the books from the authors in this world. With how different the culture and lifestyle of humans was, not to mention the imagination they all had, human books had to be so interesting to read! Mythological creatures! Outstanding adventures! Hay, I even loved the idea of reading a horror story or a murder mystery! We have so few of those in Equestria, and I've always wanted to explore new genres for what they were!

For Fluttershy, she wanted to see tons of new animals. Blitz said that all the animals cared for themselves and their families like the ones in Everfree Forest, but many of them were friendly. Plus, once she heard that there were over seventy breeds of dogs the size of Angel to being slightly bigger than us, she was so excited. Even the news of living plants like 'Venus Flytraps' sounded amazing to her!

Rarity and Pinkie both wanted to see if they could get a few new ideas for dresses and parties respectively. Rarity heard of all the similarities of how humans dressed for formal events, and wanted to see their original styles for herself in hopes for finding new patterns and inspiration. Pinkie wanted to see human parties and celebrations that Equestria didn't celebrate. Probably to help bring those holidays to Equestria herself.

Applejack wanted to see how apples and farm life worked in the human world too. When she heard that Blitz grew up in a state called Texas, a place that Blitz apparently liked to relate to AJ's lifestyle, she was ecstatic to see what stuff humans liked to do that ponies did too. That, and she wanted to try and challenge a human to something that she considered herself good at.

For Rainbow Dash, she simply wanted to laze around on Earth. She saw RJ's bed which was a suspended bed made out of tied up rope. She also wanted to try out something else called a massage chair. Since Rainbow hated spas, she could never enjoy a massage. But with whatever massage chairs were, she could've enjoyed a massage of her own. But oddly enough, the one thing she wanted to enjoy the most was 'Cloud Watching'. Blitz said clouds moved on their own, and even made pictures in the sky. Which Rainbow Dash immediately wanted to do.

Finally for Spike, he wanted to...Wanted to...Oh. I...I don't really know what he wants on this trip. He had been here before apparently, but not that often as proven by how excited he was...

Maybe he just wanted to be part of the trip.

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Blitz's POV

2 hours later

"Hey Blitz! What's that thing beside us? It looks super small compared to us!" Pinkie pointed out as she looked out the side of the truck and towards the car next to us.

"That would be a Nissan Cube Pinkie. The only car that has a square shape to it. And sadly, it's also one of the dumbest cars in America." I answered with a shake of my head. Only to realize, "Wait, how did I know that?" I knew next to no car makes, models, or anything along those lines. The Cube part I got, but I didn't even get one glimpse of the symbol or anything that would tell me it was a Nissan.

Still, they were still amazed by just the cars alone. When I explained to them what humors were when one passed by, I didn't think they would ever stay quiet! Still, it was better than having the whole road trip act where they kept asking 'Are we there yet?'

But no. They just kept asking about stuff that we had passed by. They asked about a Baskin Robins, a bakery, and the town mall that we passed by a few minutes ago. I'll just let you guess on who asked about which place.

Luckily though, Princess Celestia had thought of everything with giving me this truck. The trunk space was more than enough for their luggage, all windows were extremely tinted so no one could see the inside of the truck from the outside, and the truck didn't take keys. My ear worked as the keys for the ignition, and the radio for the car.

That wasn't all it did either. Since my Music Playear was originally an iPhone, Princess Celestia was somehow able to get it to work with the phone setting. So now I just had to think of who's phone I wanted to call, then activate my ear. And it worked in a way where only I could hear the voice of whoever I was talking to. Complete genius.

"Take the next right"

Oh, and I had a built in GPS. How Celestia had managed all of this, I had no idea. But if I got to keep it while staying on Earth, what did I care?! I've always wanted a truck since I was five! And when I accepted living in Equestria, I knew I'd be giving up that dream. And now, I was able to have this dream too! It almost made up for the fact that I was about to face the three guys who made my life a nightmare and a half.

Almost.

So listening to the GPS that was more advanced than any other GPS, at least that's what the walking Nuclear Waste Project told me, I turned into what didn't look like a road at all. We were just coming out of the suburbs to get even farther from the city limits, and now I was going onto a dirt road that had no pavement at all.

And that wasn't all either. Apparently, the dirt road was leading us into the forest too. I couldn't even see the end of this path either as it kept going deeper in. Why were we going down this path anyway?

"In a quarter of a mile, take the next right. Followed by the next right"

I stayed quiet about it until we got deeper into it until we had gone so deep into the forest, it wasn't even a dirt road anymore. No, instead we were just driving on flattened ground. There was fenced in space all around us, and all the trees were cut down in those areas. So, we were pretty much driving in the backlands of farm land.

"Woowee, these places look amazin'! Looks like livestock farms!" Applejack said with a big smile on her face, not even minding how much the truck was shaking with the uneven road. Or lack there of in this case. "There's a few chickens, a pig, and-cows?" She asked confused about that part. "Why the hay are cows in a fenced in pasture?"

"Well like I said before, humans replace ponies here. And there's no other...No other...Dang it, what's the word?" I asked, forgetting what that word was momentarily. I hate it when I can't remember one certain word, and it's always when I need it the most!

"Sentient. Humans are the only sentient ones on Earth, Applejack." Twilight explained for me. Seeing as how I needed to focus all the attention I had on the grassy roads, I was glad she did. "Not only that, but remember that humans are omnivores. They probably eat all their livestock."

"All of it?!" Fluttershy asked, now scared for her life. "They're not going to eat us, are they?! Oh, I knew coming here would be dangerous!" Fluttershy said, shrinking in her seat. This made the others start to panic too. And with how all of them in a truck that barely fit all of us, I slowed down to a stop and turned towards them.

"Trust me every pony, none of you are going to be eaten. Humans don't eat any kind of equines." I told them sternly. "Cows are the closest thing they're going to come to. I can promise you that." I didn't let one tone of doubt sound off in my voice either.

If someone was to come anywhere near these six, then they'll have to take a metal fist to the face from me. My arm and hand might have been in a skin sleeve, basically a fake arm covering I used to hide my metal arm, but it wasn't going to cushion any punch of mine.

"You...You Pinkie Promise?" Fluttershy asked, looking towards me with a sniffle. Something that I'll admit, was almost too adorable for me to stare at with a serious face.

"Yeah, Pinkie Promise." I said, going through the motions before going back towards the road and driving slowly once again. We were coming up on a left turn that was the only way to go.

And rounding the turn, we saw that directly ahead of us was a closed off gate, with no other directions to go in. "Well...I guess we're here." I told them, making them quickly change the subject as I drove up to the gate.

"I can't believe we're about to meet another human!" Rarity said excitedly. "I wonder what they'll be wearing."

"Forget what they're wearing, we're about to meet a new friend!" Pinkie said, jumping up and down in her own seat. "I wonder which element Joe is!" Pinkie said excitedly.

"Well, there's Heart, Persistence, and Creativity left to find. I think he might be Heart if he's out here waiting for us." Twilight guessed. "I think the real question is, what kind of hybrid will they be? Princess Celestia said that they can be anything."

"Well as long as they ain't Diamond Dogs er Minotaurs, I think we'll be fine." Applejack said with a nod.

As soon as they all finished their little guesses, I stopped in front of the gate. And seeing a small intercom/keypad thing beside the truck, I pulled down the window and leaned out to press the button. But before I did, it turned on and spoke.

"Go away." It said without a care about who we were. The voice was dry and cynical, as well as emotionless. The one voice that I could never forget if I tried. The one that always included two other voices somewhere nearby.

Joe.

Before I could respond however, the intercom turned back off. Leaving all of us to sit in silence about it. With all the excitement that the others were building up, it was a pretty awkward moment.

"Well that was a let down." Spike said with a small frown. Rainbow Dash thought so too, but she decided to respond in a louder way than he did.

"HEY! You can't just tell us to go away, we just got here!" She yelled towards the intercom. "Don't you know who we are?! We came all the way from Equestria just to meet you and the others! You let us in right now!" She demanded, glaring right at the machine, as if it was Joe himself.

"Uh...Rainbow Dash?...It's turned off now. He can't hear one word you're saying." I told her with a frown. To which she just crossed her forehooves in anger. Refusing to let it go so easily.

Still, I knew that we couldn't just go away. A two hour drive wasn't about to be wasted here. So knowing that we were getting in one way or another, I reached out and pressed the button again. Waiting for Joe to answer it calmly.

"Do you people even understand English? I told you very directly to just-" "Hello Joe." I interrupted with a deadpanned voice. To which made Joe shut up instantly. I could tell right away that he remembered my voice. In fact, I don't think he could forget mine either.

What came after was a very long minute. It was silent on both ends, and neither of us wanted to speak first. And the girls plus Spike all stayed quiet too. Out of possibly fear that they would say the wrong thing right now.

"..." Joe didn't know what else to say right now. I was able to hear a small audible sigh, and after a few seconds I heard him clear his throat before saying. "Enter."

And that was all he said before the intercom shut off and the gate opened up immediately. Giving us the room to enter inside the giant fenced in space with a decent sized house and barn inside of it all. As well as a sign that was near the entrance that said "The Homeland" in big painted letters on top of a piece of wafer board.

"He didn't really sound that nice..." Fluttershy said worriedly.

"No..." I said, stopping the truck just past the entrance so the gate had enough room to close, but so we weren't near the house. "He isn't." I turned off the truck by pulling out my ear and put it in park. After connecting my ear, I opened my door. As did the others, but I knew that there was no talking them into staying inside the car.

As soon as we all got out and shut the truck doors, we all looked towards the house as the front door opened. "Oh! I can't wait to meet Joe!" Pinkie said, trying to stay positive.

But instead of Joe coming out of the door, something else jumped out instead. Something very unexpected, and very alarming. Outside the door, and running towards us with violent intent was a vicious canine. One that had his teeth barred and was glaring straight at us as it ran forward. That wasn't even the worst part about him though.

This dog was trained to be aggressive, and certainly looked the part too. Of course, looking the part came naturally for a dog who was bigger than any of the mane six, and saw six animals his size, a small lizard, and a human he had never met before.

Needless to say, I think I would rather be facing Joe right now.

END PROLOGUE

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Looks like yet another problem is getting in the way between the mane seven + Spike and the thieves. Guess we'll only have to wait for the next chapter to see how they handle this "Ruff" problem!

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I apologize greatly.

Anyway, I hoped you all enjoyed this chapter, and as always I hope to see all of your great reviews! And for those of you that sent in OCs, don't worry! They'll be in the story in time. Just give it a few chapters, and you'll see them pop-up. Mostly after the mane six are humans.

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Goodbye every Brony!

QotC: What species of Equestrianite do you think Joe, Big Mike, and Morgue will be? Remember, it can be any creature that's sentient. (Basically able to talk in Equestria) And what species of Equestrianite do you think you'd be?