A Brony Life
Chapter 79: A Brony Life: Hearth's Warming Special!
Previous Chapter Next ChapterHave any of you ever heard of the YouTube channel whatever? Well, they do this video where they come to random couples with mistletoe. And seeing that video, I couldn't help but wonder how that would turn out for Ponyville.
So to answer that, here's a little parody of their YouTube videos! I hope you enjoy, and tell me if you spot your favorite couple!
Disclaimer: I do not own MLP, or any characters except my own mentioned. Also, the original idea belongs to whatever.
ENJOY!
Narrator's POV
"Alright Pinks. Do we have everything we'll need?" Morgue asked Pinkie as they were riding a balloon ride up above Ponyville. Pinkie had saved up enough bits for the both of them to rent out the balloon for the whole day. Renting it out the moment the hot-air balloon manager opened up. And why?
To play the best prank in Ponyville the two of them could up with! Couple Fishing! Like Fly Fishing, only the bait is mistletoe and you try to hang it over two ponies/humans/dragons/anything without them noticing. Then get their attention and watch the awkwardness turn into something hilarious or moving.
And of course Morgue had the even better idea of making it into a game. The one, out of both of them, who got the most points would be allowed to pull this prank on two certain some ponies who were coming into Ponyville today.
Pinkie nodded excitingly, going over it all. "Yep! Chalkboard for point keeping!" "Check." "Two fishing poles with ore than enough string to reach the ground and back!" "Check." "Churros and Eggnog!" "Sí, mi amigo!" "And most importantly, two pieces of mistletoe for the ponies below!"
"Alright! We have everything, Señorita Pinks! Now that it's afternoon...Where do we strike first?" Morgue asks, standing up as he took one mistletoe fishing pole.
"That's an easy one Morgue! The Town Square!" Pinkie announced, turning the balloon around and making it go towards the middle of town. Ready to have them fin their first victims.
As they make there way to the square, I will introduce myself ever so fair.
I am not Zeke, nor Zecora, nor Dino. But my rhyming is very fine, no?
Instead we will follow the prankster way. And hopefully get our share of happiness, this holiday.
For love and tolerance is something we spread. And hate and anger we wish to be dead.
But let's not talk about such a sore thought. Instead let's talk about fun, Discord-less, distraught.
So get some milk, cookies, and cocoa galore. As we enjoy the kissing, laughing, and much-much more.
It all starts as the two jokesters arrived. The pranks would then began to thrive.
Spreading from bookworms and remark-makers. To little fillies and comic book-creators.
Reaching from heartless to kindness, and perhaps calm and crazy.
Now, quick. Let us begin this tale without being lazy.
Soon reaching the middle of town, the victims of Pinkie and Morgue were then found.
Dancing across rooftops with greens on strings, the sound of Hearth's Warming bells ring.
Soon above a group of three, the two sat still as a Flutter-tree.
They then got into their position. The group below having no such suspicion.
A Time-Lord, free for more than a moment.
A Muffin-Queen, eating a donut's opponent.
And a jester added, just for the enjoyment.
The three were sharing a warm meal.
Faith waving it's hoof a great deal.
Soon the mistletoe was cast above.
Making emotions fly off like a dove.
The three saw it there. Hanging right over their heads.
The Doctor and Jumpy both looking very red.
For Ms. Hooves would have to choose which to kiss.
Hopefully it wouldn't end with a miss.
"Wow! Look at that! A floating plant!" Derpy said, pointing at the mistletoe with a smile.
"AH! Wait, that can't be there! This is so messed up! Who put that there?!" Jumpy asked. Freaking out so much. Not to mention, turning red from the embarrassment.
"I-uh-well-this is-oh my..." The Doctor started stuttering, before swallowing nervously. "Um...Derpy?"
"Yeah? What is it Timey?" Derpy asked with a glance towards him and an innocent smile. The nickname just made this harder for the Doctor, while making Jumpy's heart sink a little.
"You...You do know what the plant above us is...Don't you?" He asked with a worried expression. But just getting a happy shake of the head from Derpy, he sighed. "It's um...It's...Mistletoe."
"Mistletoe? She asked. "Wait, plants are bombs? And what's a toe?"
"That's not what mistletoe is Derpy..." Jumpy J said. Trying to relax right now. "It's really a-"
"OH-oh! I remember what it is now! It's one of those fresheners that go on delivery wagons, right?!" Derpy asked, smiling as she took another bite of her muffin. This only making the Doctor and Jumpy blush even more in embarrassment because they had to fully explain it to her.
"No Derpy...That plant is a sign of friendship and goodwill... And to show this, a couple who is under the mistletoe must, um...They-they have to..." Doctor Whooves tried to say, but couldn't build up the courage to say it to his Ditzy friend.
Luckily, Jumpy helped him out of nervousness.
"They have to kiss!" He spilled out in a nervous wreck. Earning a deadpanned glance from the Doctor. "Sorry! I say stuff when I'm nervous!"
"Oh, is that all?!" Derpy asked with a still innocent smile. She then pulled the Doctor forward and kissed him right on the lips. The kiss only lasting for a few seconds before she let him go and immediately turned to Jumpy. Kissing him on the lips before he could even realize it.
Needless to say, this stunned both the stallions as their jaws, along with the cups of cocoa they were both holding, dropped to the floor. As that happened, Derpy happily ate the last of her muffin. Only to swallow and frown that she was out of anymore muffin to eat.
"Aw, my muffin's all gone!" She said sadly. Only to perk up a second later. "That's okay! I'll just get another! I'll get some more cocoa for you two also. Don't go anywhere!" She said, flying off.
This leaving the two stallions to fall out of their chairs and pass out from shock, surprise, and happiness. While above them...
"YES! That's three points for me!" Pinkie cheered, reeling back up her mistletoe and marking the points on the chalk board.
"What?! Tres?! How do you figure tha-oh, wait. One point for each kiss. Plus an extra point since that was a fandom pairing... Alright fine, keep your three points! It will not grant you victory Pinkie! Because now, it's my turn!" Morgue said, getting his Mistletoe ready for the ponies below.
With foreboding words as those, Morgue shouted 'Here it goes!'
"Wait, hold on. I never said 'Here it goes'!"
"Technically, you just did Morgue."
"Darn it, you conniving narrator!"
Uh, right...AHEM!
Off the green leaves of love and friendship flew.
Off to find two ponies without any clue.
Luckily for the game's harmless sake, the mistletoe coiled over a door like a snake.
This certain door happening to be Sugarcube Corner's.
Inside there being the Armor's. Quite welcomed by the owners.
Who were here to visit 'Twily' sure enough.
But they were about to be met with slightly more stuff.
"Thank you again Mr. Cake for letting us have these treats for free." Cadence said as she levitated the few packages of sweets for a certain party.
"Oh! Think nothing of it Your Majesty..." Mr. Cake said with a bow. "And you don't have to call me Mr. Cake! You can just call me Carrot if you want!" He said, trying to be polite to the royal couple.
"I think that's quite alright. Goodbye for now." Cadence said, walking out with Shining Armor.
"And could you say hi to Pinkie if you get the chance? We wouldn't want her to miss us because of the festival later." Shining told 'Carrot'
"Oh, I promise I will sir! And thank you again for coming to our humble shop!" He responded with a smile.
"Well, nice to know that he's doing fine." Cadence said, finding something nice to talk about as they reached the door.
"Yeah. Of course I guess Princess Celestia was right. The Cake's are a little...nervous, around royalty." Shining admitted, only making his point by Mr. Cake breathing in and out of a paper bag.
"I'm sure that it's just the holidays getting to them. The Christmas Spirit can have that effect for businesses..." Cadence tried to defend the poor shop owner.
"I see your point...Ahehehehe..." Shining started chuckling, noticing something pretty funny. And seeing Cadence's curious look, he simply put his hoof to her chin and gently raised her head upwards. Letting her see the mistletoe above them.
"Well...If we have to." She said with a smile as they both leaned in for a kiss. Staying under the mistletoe as they did. And after concluding their passionate kiss, they continued on with an even cheerier attitude. Choosing to ignore the balloon that was even higher in the air.
"Aw, how sweet." Mrs. Cake said, walking up to the door to watch them go on their way. "They really are made for each other aren't they honey?"
"They sure are..." Mr. Cake answered, coming up to the door. But after doing so, he saw the mistletoe that was starting to unravel above them. To which at this point, Mrs. Cake noticed too. "Happy Hearth's Warming Eve Sugarplum." He said, both of them sharing a kiss before the mistletoe finally came undone and went into the air, where Morgue was cheering.
"Ha! Take that Pinkie! With all four of them being actual couples in the show, that puts me ahead with ten points! Five for each of those two couples!" He gloated, sitting back on the hot-air balloon.
"Not bad Morgue. You might actually be a challenge for me. But watch as I knock this right outta this snow-covered park!" Pinkie told him, stepping up to find some more targets.
And Pinkie cast forth, laughing for the fun.
But it wasn't the last, for the game had just begun.
Many a pony stay still underneath.
While the green plant above chose upon who to unleash.
Colors of manes were vibrant as rainbows.
But it wasn't time to lay prank to her yet, psychos.
Instead, we'll go ahead and appeal you with some other.
We'll do some pony else, who has Shining as their brother.
One with a color scheme of purple. But she had sounded out with a voice quite verbal.
For she was playing a game, fit for King.
A chess match, against a non-Equestrian Thing.
A human, the mint-green wanted to explain.
But for Joe, her joyousness was all in vain.
A chess match between the two may have been boring...
...ZZzzZZZzzzzZZz...
Huh? Wha-what-Oh! Sorry, I had been snoring!
Because Joe and Twilight's game had never stopped playing!
So you can stop looking at me! For real, stop the blaming!
From rook to bishop, knight to pawn.
Both their moves took seriously long...
But this game, to them, was more than just wit.
To Joe and Twilight, they studied the other without a single hit.
Joe's POV
Look at her...Watching my every move...It's like she thinks that she'll beat me just by watching how I react.
As I moved my rook to take her bishop, she moved her knight in to take my pawn. Starting to overcome my entire set of pieces one by one almost without any kind of difficulty.
How was she doing this? None of you are asking because either you don't care or because you don't usually ask questions while reading. I know this, but I'll answer the question anyway. She was a clever little cheat.
Pretty ironic, coming from the mastermind in a gang of thieves, but sadly it was the truth. She was cheating in order to beat me because of an argument that we had gotten into. The argument being about one of those riddling questions. You've all probably heard it. 'If a tree falls and no one's there to hear it, blah, blah-blah, blah, blah...'
Of course, I responded with a definite No. Because it's our brains that process everything. This also accounting for sounds. So if no one's there, the sound is not being processed and therefore, non-existent. At least, that's a summarized way of putting it so I don't bore any of you.
Twilight though, gave an 'obvious' Yes, to the answer. Saying that the vibrations of the falling tree would still travel through the air. This making sound, although no pony hears it. Which doesn't prove much of anything. Let me show you: Turn off every sound you possibly can. Tune out the ones you can't. Done yet? Well if you did do all of that, congrats. I just wasted your time. The blank nothingness you hear is exactly my point. There are vibrations, which you may have heard of called 'waves' in science class, coming from everywhere. So, if you can't hear every single one of them, that means vibrations mean nothing.
Of course, all the arguing annoyed Spike. He threw a chess piece at us because we wouldn't shut-up and woke him from his nap, and now here we were. Out in town square, to end this with a game of chess. And she was cheating because she wanted this argument to end quickly with her winning.
Well, you should know one thing Twilight: Never try to cheat a thief. They're always expected to cheat and do nothing less. So watch as I put that stereotype to good use.
By this point, it had become my turn again. So, not having many moves to choose from, I decided to use her cheating against her. She had been sitting there. Holding up a cup of eggnog with her magic in order to hide the fact that she was using another spell. Mind-reading.
A commendable effort, I guess. But she had used it non-stop, and fell for the small test's I gave by going over my next move in my mind. Which she had intercepted nearly every time. Not only that, but I even saw ponies walk by, out of the corner of my eye. Keeping a few of my snarky-remarks to myself. To which Twilight had snickered at one of them.
Am I paranoid? Possible, but I think now would be as good a time as any to test my theory. So taking my next piece in hand, I saw her horn glow just a bit brighter. Signaling to me that her spell was now trying to read my thoughts. Well, if she wants to read someone's personal thoughts, then fine. Let us allow her just that.
This next move...I'm sad to say this, but she's actually managing to beat me...Sigh, but I guess I couldn't expect less from such a beautiful mare.
At that moment, I heard a very small, instant gasp from Twilight. Earning only a raised eyebrow from me. Of course, also she could do to regain her composure and hide her blush was take a sip of her eggnog. Still think I'm paranoid?
Rest assured, that last thought was all a lie. In all honesty, I hate the color purple. Rarity just barely gets a pass from this because her polite attitude is something I can accept. Plus, she doesn't want to challenge or question my thinking in any way except in the field that she excels at. Perfectly understandable.
While Twilight was sipping away on her drink, I moved my piece with one final plan in option. If I could just distract her enough, then I could overcome her.
She then shook her head slightly, probably trying to ignore my words, and moved her own piece in response. Getting ready to take my rook by next turn. Her horn, hesitantly, glowing a bit brighter to try and predict my next move. She had read my mind so much, it seems she forgot about how important secrecy is.
Alright, so she moved her queen to try and take my rook. Well, I'd expect nothing less from her, she obviously has some sort of plan...Her amazing eyes scanning each and every outcome...How can I even win at this point?
By this point, I was actually surprised by just how oblivious she was to this. She had started blushing again, and she had even neglected one of her pieces. I went ahead and used my remaining bishop to take an open pawn. And with her trying to make heads or tails of my new thoughts, was so caught up that she almost moved the wrong piece.
So I decided to keep messing with her. Giving away a few of my moves carefully while adding a few, actually subtle, compliments to her. Mane, brains, her hobbies, almost everything that would make her start blushing almost noticeably to any pony that walked by. And slowly, she started messing up. All to the point where I was able to trade a queen for a queen. Capturing hers and letting her capture my queen. Which I didn't even care about. I found a way to win without it already.
And right as she tried reading my mind again, this time forgetting to hide the mind-reading, I couldn't help but laugh mentally before thinking up one last thought. This one to tell her that I knew all along she was reading my mind. Enough was enough, and I had played with her emotions enough as it is.
I'm about to win. This game anyway...If only she had a way to know what I was thinking. Then it would be so easily to tell her that-
Sadly, I didn't have a chance to finish that thought as Twilight immediately stopped using her spell and looked upwards. Gawking at something above us. I was planning to finish the thought with 'I know you're reading my thoughts, you loser,' but I never got the chance. Because right above me was-
"Oh, why?" I asked, completely furious about what was above me. Only, I could only sound pitiful and useless as I facepalmed at the mistletoe above us. Then I saw the balloon above and Pinkie dangling the plant. "impeccable timing, Pinkie..." I told her, knowing she'd hear. Of course, Twilight just blushed at the plant above. Not angry at all because she had her head full of all my lies right now.
But what I didn't notice was how Twilight already made her way next to me and was closing in. And not having any way to escape without causing a scene, well more than a scene of a human in Equestria, I was trapped with Twilight kissing me.
...Well, I'm probably one of the first ones to have this kind of problem, aren't I?
So after Twilight finally concluded our little moment, the moment lasting a good ten seconds because I was pinned against my chair, I finally spoke up. "Hey, Twilight?" I asked, not really staying quiet since we were already getting stares.
"Yeah..." She said, sounding as if she was in one of the cheesiest, insert picture of Fabio here, romance novels in her library.
"Can you please stop using mind-reading spells on me?" I asked her, making her go wide-eyed. "It was almost sickening coming up with all those compliments."
She could only jump away from me, her face fuming in anger and embarrassment. And that only lasted a few seconds before she used her magic to flip my chair and make me fall to the ground. Then she dumped the whole chess set on me as she left in a huff. Furious that I caused her to willingly kiss me.
"Pinkie...I am going to get you for this..." I said before I just let my head fall to the ground. In pain from Twilight's reaction.
Narrator's POV
"YES! That's ten more points for me! Now that gives me thirteen points to your ten! Five points for one of the mane six, and five other points for it being one of Zeke's OCs!" Pinkie gloated, reeling her mistletoe back up.
Meanwhile, Morgue was just laughing at how hilarious that was. "Oh Pinks, that was magnífico! I don't even care that you're in the lead right now, this is too great!" He said, trying to stop laughing. "You know what? Forget the points! Let's just go around and see how many couples we can catch before the big finale!"
"That's a great idea! That makes it even more fun! But don't forget, it's still your turn Morgue!" Pinkie reminded him, passing on his fishing pole.
"You got it Pinks!" He said, jumping up and looking around, spotting the next victims. "And I see just who to get next!"
Spotting the next couple, Morgue let out a chuckle.
For he found four certain faces
All of which, were different races.
One, was a pony of many tricks.
Another, used dares to get sick kicks.
The third was as scaly as can be. Very similar to a Spikey-Wikey.
The final, furry and a little funny. Almost like the mean-spirited Angel-Bunny.
They all agreed, in there own way,
To have a meal, this Hearth's Warming Day.
Of course, they were anything but cheery.
As two of them made the meal quite dreary.
All of the ponies around, the two would annoy.
Hopefully with the help of pranksters, mistletoe would soon deploy.
"For the last time, we aren't putting the intros back the way they were!" He exclaimed.
"And why not?! Because you saw that last dare! Putting scenarios and stories in the intros is ruining us!" She argued.
"Mommy...Stop, please..." The bear tried to convince.
"Zeke, seriously stop yelling." Dino told him, talking almost normally. Which he never did.
That was enough to convince Zeke and Trixie to quiet down. Though, only in complete shock that he had actually said something that wasn't a question or 'rawr'.
"O...Okay, fine. We'll be a little quieter..." Zeke said awkwardly, turning towards Trixie with a confused look. But all she could give was an odd shrug at what Dino just said.
"Either way," Trixie started. "All Trixie has to do is show you the dares they keep sending in. Some still torture and annoy the cast, but they're starting to aim towards us. How are we supposed to convince them to torture the cast and not us?"
"Well...Let's just do a few of them and get it over with. I mean, some of them don't have to do with...Ugh...Us..." Zeke said with a disgusted look.
"And what ones should we do then? Because I doubt you want to fight alligators. And Trixie refuses to watch Theo get hurt..." She told him. "So what other 'bright ideas' could you have?"
"You know what? You don't have to be in the intros." Zeke said with a shrug as he took a sip of his drink. "No one would miss you if you just up and left the intros. You're not even a likable character. In fact, why don't you just leave?! The only thing any pony would miss from you is Theo."
Trixie gasped at his response. Glaring at him like an angry Ursa Minor. "Trixie cannot believe what you just told her! She is a co-host, and many a reviewers adore Trixie in the intros!"
"Oh yeah?! Name one reviewer you said anything like, 'Oh, you added The Great and Powerful Trixie?! This story just got better!' Pffft! Never going to happen!" He yelled, going back to being just as loud as before.
At this point, Theo just shook his head and got up from the table. Taking his sippie-cup of eggnog and honey with him. Staying with Mommy and Daddy and watching them fight was something he may have gotten used to, but it wasn't something he liked.
So knowing that he had to find some way to make it better, he left the table and jumped onto a barrel. Jumping onto a small tarp that bounced him up and onto a rooftop. Looking around for something or some pony that could help him out.
Luckily, he spotted something pretty useful. Two ponies underneath some kind of plant that was being hung from above. Both kissing the other happily. They then waved goodbye to the balloon as it started going off in another direction.
"WAIT!" Theo yelled out, jumping down and running after the balloon. Passing by the two ponies on the way as he took a sip of the eggnog.
"Aw, how cute...And strange..." Cheerilee said with a smile towards the odd ninja bear that was running with a sippie-cup in one paw and a wooden katana in another.
"Eeyup." Big Mac answered, confused as to why that bear was running after the balloon.
But Theo didn't care. He was just focused on catching the balloon. So finishing all of the eggnog, he tossed the sippie-cup up ahead. Wielding the katana like a bat as he hit the cup. Sending it flying up in the air and into the box of the balloon and into Morgue's head.
"OW! Bueno, ¿quién es el idiota que tiró eso?!" Morgue yelled in anger as he peaked over the wall of the balloon and spotted Theo trying to run after the balloon. Only going as fast as Spike could run. "Oh, it's Theo! Was 'up Little Amigo?!"
"Mommy!...Daddy!...Fighting!..." He tried to yell, running after them with an exhausted expression. Running with fur and a ninja suit is pretty hard to do.
"Wait a second, what?!" Pinkie asked, sliding down the fishing line that was holding the mistletoe and running beside the tired bear. "No pony should be arguing on Hearth's Warming Eve! Hop on Theo!" Pinkie told him, letting him jump onto her back. "Morgue! Bring the balloon around! I'll distract them, and Theo will stand there and hopefully make the audience have an 'Aw' moment!"
"YAY! LET'S DO IT!" Theo yelled out as he rode Pinkie Pie with a giant happy grin on his face.
"Well...I guess that's all the author's got." Morgue said with a shrug. "It needs a squeaky voice actor and some animation though. Oh well, I see them ahead!"
"Great! You get in position! I got a plan!" Pinkie said, smiling in confidence.
"Pinkie, what do you want?!" Trixie and Zeke asked in unison, suddenly turning their anger towards her.
"Oh, I didn't want anything! I just wanted to tell you that I found Theo here!" Pinkie told them, showing them Theo, who was on her back. "And he told me something that was going on between you two..." She said with a nod.
Theo, who had a tear fall off of his ninja mask, sniffled. "Mommy and Daddy were fighting again..."
"Oh...Theo..." Trixie said, her cold, dark, small little heart starting to thaw for once. She immediately went from angry and enraged, to sad and concerned at the sight of him. "I'm so sorry..."
Zeke was the exact same. Feeling sad for what he had done to make Theo so sad to the point of running away. At least, that's what he knew. "And I'm...Still not your dad..." Sadly, that was the wrong thing to say as all he got as a response was a hard hoof to the gut. Courtesy of a Trixie Lulamoon. "OW! What, I'm still really sorry!"
Dino just shook his head at Theo, seeing right through his crocodile tears. So he didn't feel bad for Theo. Not that he had any reason in the first place anyway. "Weirdest. Family. Ever." He said, sipping his hot chocolate as he adjusted his top hat.
"I think you mean, weirdest unofficial family ever." Pinkie corrected as she put Theo back in his respective chair. Along with pulling out a new sippie-cup of eggnog for Theo. Of course, her comment just earned her two glares from Zeke and Trixie. "What?! At least I'm not the one dangling mistletoe above your heads!"
That made Trixie and Zeke go wide-eyed as they immediately looked upwards. Seeing mistletoe hanging above their heads from a balloon. Where Morgue was waving at them. "Sup?!"
They then looked at each other, before turning around to leave their seats. "I'm outta here!" They both said in unison. Only, Trixie was stopped when she came face-to-face with a growling, sharp-toothed, human-sized T-Rex with a top hat. Daring her to try and leave now. Zeke on the other hand, was stopped by a baby ninja bear who was pointing it's wooden katana right at his face. They were also at eye level thanks to Theo standing on the table.
"Okay fine," Trixie said. "Let's just do this so we can conclude our intro-meeting."
"Don't you mean...Date?" Pinkie asked, a few words appearing above them to show just what she was talking about.
Sent in from Christ's Disciple: Zeke and Trixie go on a date in Ponyville.
Zeke sighed as he shook his head in annoyance. "Fine...It's a date..." He admitted, knowing that he wasn't allowed to say it wasn't a date anymore. It was against that contract of his. "Let's get this over with..." He said, turning towards Trixie once again.
As the two leaned in, Zeke having to crouch down because of the height difference, they closed their eyes. Hoping not to see just who exactly they were kissing as they finally came together. Not really objecting anymore since that was pointless.
What they didn't realize though, is that Pinkie and Morgue had already left by this point. And that Dino and Theo were back in their seats, sipping on their drinks. Sharing a Bro-Fist as they watched the two hosts kiss. Not daring to tell them that they could stop at this point. It had been a long day of yelling, so why break the blissful silence?
The fun didn't stop there as we continue on.
Seeing all this festive cheer, the two wanted to dawn.
For the wind picked up, dragging them along.
It carried them against their will, but they didn't mind.
For there job was so much fun, unlike some on the grind.
The plant went fast, like turkey on a plate.
To hopefully find couples, who were going on a date.
Instead it went straight, down the old calming street.
Finding multiple ponies, to give them quite the treat.
"Hey, look! There's something in the sky! Is it a bird?" Scootaloo asked, seeing how fast it was going. It was green and way too small to be Rainbow Dash though.
"Maybe it's a paper plane?" Sweetie Belle asked, watching as it went down the street ahead of them.
"Maybe it's a dragon!" Button Mash said, earning two odd looks. "You know, from my video game! Skyrim: The Elder Foals!" He added.
"Actually, I don't think it's any of those things..." Sweetie Belle said, seeing as it headed in their direction. The three of them were walking towards the Ponyville Well to meet up with Applebloom, Featherweight, and Rumble. Sweetie Belle had convinced the three colts to let the other two Crusaders join in making the comics. The action and drawing were good, not to mention The Shadow and Robin's character's were good. But it didn't have any story or any good villains. And The Jester wasn't going to last long by himself.
"Yeah, you got a point." Scootaloo said, looking at it again. "It's moving kinda weird...I think it's a plant..."
"A plant? How in Equestria, is that a..." Looking at it a bit more, she saw it better. "Oh yeah, it is a plant!"
"Yeah...Yeah, I've seen that plant before! It's uh..." Button thought to himself. "Oh no...It's mistletoe..." He said, watching as it started coming near the three of them. Now he was wishing that his Mom didn't kick him outta the house without his Joyboy. Because looking towards Sweetie and Scoots, he saw they were starting to grin a little at him. Both of them getting a funny idea.
"New objective...Run Away!" He said, turning around and running for his life as the other fillies started running after him. Followed by the mistletoe. Sadly, they were faster and, only a little, stronger than he was. Meaning that they caught-up and tackled him to the ground. Holding him down until the mistletoe caught-up.
"No! No!..." Button yelled, trying to squirm away from the two giggling fillies. Only for it to be useless as the mistletoe went right over their heads. "NOOOOO!" He yelled out again as the two fillies both kissed either of his cheeks against his will. He tried fidgeting and shaking to get free, but it was useless as they out strengthened him.
So he sat there until they were done kissing him. Helping him up and laughing at his red face as he started stomping towards the well in anger. "Not funny..." He mumbled at the two laughing fillies that followed him. Which only made his face turn even more red.
But that wasn't all as the plant kept flying.
The balloon above getting help from the snow in disguising.
you know how i mentioned that couple of kind and heartless?
Well, let's say they're next on our list.
"What are with those three kids?" Ember Shade asked as he and Fluttershy saw the two fillies embarrass the colt.
"Oh, it's Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo. They're nice little fillies, aren't they?" Fluttershy asked, smiling in the memories she had of them. She had gotten help from Ember Shade to get some groceries from the market. It was a mystery how she convinced him to help her out, but if any pony asked, she would've said that they were friends. Of course, in a very quiet tone.
"They don't seem to be that nice when they're pinning that colt to the ground." He said without batting an eye as he pointed towards them. Not really caring in the slightest what was happening to him.
"O-oh...oh my..." Fluttershy said almost inaudibly. But Ember Shade just barely heard her say something and turn towards her.
"What?" He asked with next to no emotion. Snapping her out of focus of whatever she was looking at. "Are you...Okay?" He asked, sounding a little awkward with the small amount of worry in his voice.
"Y-yes, it's just, um, I see, well...That..." She said, getting quieter and shyer by the second until she weakly pointed towards something in the air that was coming right towards them. And it would've gone right past them if it hadn't been for the fact that it wrapped around a pole that was hanging over there heads. The string snapping so it was left above them.
And with it not flying away or moving an inch away from directly over them, they both saw it clear as day. Fluttershy blushing madly as Ember just looked at it and back to Fluttershy. Feeling really awkward with being in this position.
And seeing Fluttershy get more and more red, he wanted to just say 'I'm not kissing you' and be done with it. Sadly, the small good in him wouldn't let him just say that and walk away. After all, being a 'friend' of Fluttershy's, he knew that she'd probably resort to running off in tears.
So seeing a few ponies turn there heads towards the next two victims of this recently famous mistletoe prank, he gave them all a quick and evil looking glare before Fluttershy could notice. Making them all run off before they had to actually face his wrath.
After they were all gone, he turned back towards her. Seeing as how she was still blushing, but a little more glad that there weren't any ponies watching them. And before she knew it, her face was levitated towards Ember Shade as he gave her a quick peck on the lips before continuing on. Both glad that was over, and slightly happy that he had done what he did.
Fluttershy was just about to fall unconscious from all the embarrassment, but managed. Only able to stay completely red and follow Ember again. Hiding her blush, and her small smile, behind her mane like she always did when she was embarrassed.
As the wind began to halt, the moon began to exalt.
The sun was beginning to go down, and the preparations were starting outside of town.
Where the remaining mistletoe was headed,
Only in the direction of some pony leaded.
For he was helping to make fireworks.
And she was doing many tricks with the works.
They were I charge of the show after the demonstration.
The one that would be known around the nation.
Beside the Wonderbolts, and royals both,
Their tricks and skills would obviously make worth.
They were on the last part of the routine.
One that was to be very mean.
Sadly for them, there's something they don't expect.
Something that would prove their the couple to respect.
But enough chatting about the two you want to see,
Come! Let us see our two lovebirds to be.
"So do you have that last firework ready yet?!" She asked, obviously impatient to rehearse the last trick of their set.
"Hold on! I still gotta make sure the right colors are in the right spot!" He responded, writing down every step for the preparation crew to go set up later.
"I told you, it's just the order of a rainbow! Seriously, is it that hard to set up?!" She asked him, wondering just what the problem was.
"Well sorry, but I don't exactly have the order of the colors of a rainbow memorized like you! I have a lot more important things to be thinking up right now!" He defended, looking at the shots of fireworks he was loading all into one firework launcher. It took him a few days, but he figured out a way to make a firework that went off and made a different colored firework ricochet off of it and explode a few seconds later. Then so on and so forth for as many fireworks as there needed to be.
"Really? That's your excuse? Well, how about I come down there and strangle you with my tail? Will that make it easy for you to memorize the colors?!" Rainbow Dash asked, not holding back on her anger anymore. They were this close to finishing!
"Wow! Some pony's in a bad mood! Are you really that on edge to finish up right now?" He asked as he placed the firework at the starting point. The tremor from her Sonic Rainboom would make it go off and have the fireworks go off besides her. But still far enough away where she wouldn't get burned by the fire.
"Uh, duh! The sooner we finish this, the sooner we get to hang out with the Wonderbolts! Can you believe it?!" Rainbow asked, getting all fangirly for the twentieth time today. And Blitz had been counting folks!
"Oh please, they're nothing special!" He exclaimed. "If they were, then we'd be the ones opening for them! Wonderdolts is what their silly-filly-flying group should be called!..." He said, making sure the last firework was in the perfect angle.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" Rainbow Dash demanded, sounding about ready to rip his head off for dissing the Wonderbolts for the twentieth time today. And Rainbow had been counting folks!
"Nothing, nothing..." Blitz said, knowing just when to back off. "Still, they're a bunch of wimps..." He mumbled to himself. Too bad Rainbow Dash was paying close attention to everything he was saying and flew down to him.
"Is that what you think?!" She asked, glaring at him. "Because I just think you're jealous of them!" She accused, not standing down even a little bit.
"Jealous?" Blitz asked, turning towards her. "How am I jealous of a bunch of high-flying push-overs? They couldn't even save Granny Smith from a burglar!" He told her with a glare, only making her angrier. "We're both faster. We're both stronger. We're both better flyers for Pete's Sake! Which is exactly why they're the opening act! And you still look up to them?!"
"Hey! We aren't as good a flyers-" "They can't do a Sonic Rainboom or Lightning Adrenaline." "We're not as strong-" "You can take being slammed into a tree and go through an out-of-control tornado and get up like it was nothing. And I can lift over two-hundred pounds with my metal leg alone." "We're...Not as fast-" "Do I even need to argue with that one?" "Okay, well, we're not as smart?..." "..."
"Oh what, no response for that one?!" Rainbow Dash asked, angry that Blitz was pretty much calling her a moron. Granted, Blitz wasn't as smart with stuff like planning, organizing, or flight patterns, but he was fine with admitting that.
"Face it Rainbow Dash, we're better than them." He said with a shrug. "Other than putting on shows, they're completely worthless." Blitz said, going back to his firework, only for RD to swat it away in anger before glaring at him.
"Like I said, you're probably just jealous because you can't be accepted into being a Wonderbolt!" She accused, trying to ignore all of what he said.
"No, I don't! Wonderbolts are a complete waste of time! If you ask me, their group should just be taken down!" Blitz responded. Which was more than enough to make the two start arguing. Not able to focus on anything except out-talking the other. This meaning that they didn't even realize the balloon hanging above them.
"Do they even know that we've been hanging above them for five minutes?" Morgue asked, getting bored by their lack of perception.
"Nope. They pretty much aren't gonna stop until some pony intervenes." Pinkie told him. "And by about now it usually gets to the point where they say..." "ROBOT!" "TURTLE!" "That." Pinkie concluded, gesturing towards them.
"Wow...And I thought the insult he threw at me back in the coma chapter was bad!" Morgue said in how dumb those insults were.
"Well, hopefully the lazy writer will stop making so many specials and work on the actual first few chapters that are so bad. Because the sooner he does, the sooner this story won't be ignored so much..." Pinkie added with a shake of her-HEY! I'm not THAT lazy!
"So how should we get them to shut up? Love Poison?" Morgue asked, holding up a vial of the poison in question.
"Nah, leave that for the intro dares...What about drop a fruit cake on them?" Pinkie asked, holding up a freshly baked fruit cake.
"No, that's not good enough. It's out of taste. Besides, no pony or human actually eats those things anymore." Morgue said with a shake of his head. "Ah the heck with it. We only have this couple before this special's finale, so let's just end it anti-climatically." He said, whistling loudly towards. "Hey! Yeah, you two on the ground! Stop flirting and look up here for a second!"
"WE'RE NOT FLIRTING!" They both yelled in perfect, furious unity. Looking up and seeing Pinkie and Morgue. "What do you two want?!" Blitz asked, obviously ticked off by all the insults Rainbow had thrown at him. But she wasn't exactly winning the argument either as she was just as ticked off.
"You guys to kiss and make up!" Pinkie told them, tossing the mistletoe over the wall of the balloon basket and down towards the two. The mistletoe reaching the end of its string as it hung just a foot or two above the two, now red, ponies below.
"Wh-what?..." Rainbow asked, now going from completely angry, to completely embarrassed. "I-we-what?" She tried to ask, realizing just what position they were in. They had argued like this so much, they were pretty much used to acting as if they were never arguing whenever something else was going on.
"I don't think...Y-you know what?! We don't have to kiss just because were under that stupid plant!" Blitz said, still trying to keep all his anger as he pointed it towards them.
"What?" Pinkie asked, shocked. "But-but it's in the Hearth's Warming Spirit! You have to kiss! Think of all the disappointed readers!" She tried convincing them. Too bad it wasn't working against the two of them since they had no idea what they were talking about.
"Yeah, Blitz is right!" Rainbow Dash said, realizing it for herself. "We don't need to do this whole thing here!" She said, flying up and snatching the plant from them. Tossing it over to Blitz before flying off. "I'll see you later for our trick later Blitz." Rainbow Dash said, flying off to meet the Wonderbolts before the show.
"Yeah. See you later guys." Blitz told Pinkie and Morgue before taking his firework and going off to make another one. Leaving the two sitting there.
"They...Didn't want to follow the tradition..." Pinkie said, starting to tear up at their failure to cheer up their friends and make Hearth's Warming better for them.
"Shh...It's alright Pinks. Besides, we still have one last couple to help pull off! And this one's gonna make this Hearth's Warming the most memorable one Evah!" Morgue told her in an attempt to cheer her up before she got all depressed.
"Yeah...Yeah, you're right Morgue!" She said, jumping to the balloon controls. "Hold onto something Morgue! I'm gonna put our balloon into hyper-drive so we can stop at my house, get more mistletoe, and SAVE EQUESTRIA!"
"Don't forget make some churros, pay the bills, and lose ten pounds! Those are my New Year's Resolutions anyways." Morgue said, reading over his resolutions. "Oh wait, that's my To-Do List...Okay. To-Do list, bucket list, chore list? The heck do I even have one of those?!" He said, tossing it away. "List of all my lists...Ah! New Year's Resolutions List!...Become memorable character in a FanFiction...Okay, let's do this! Pinkie?! We are clear for lift-off!"
"Aye-aye, Cap'n!" Pinkie said, activating the rocket boosters. Wait-rocket boosters?!
"WEEEEEEEE!"
And so Pinkie and Morgue cheered, as they rocket forth.
For all of their planning, was to be put up for worth.
They arrived at her home, quicker than Lightning Dust.
To make every pony smile, was what all that they lust.
They armed themselves well with their mistletoe's of plenty.
To catch two royalty members, both well above one-thousand and twenty.
They were the couple that no pony had expected.
But the love between them was not so un-suspected.
Still, even though they were all powerful gods.
The plan against them put them against the odds.
Cause if Pinkie and Morgue are the ones with the plans,
Then all will say your doomed, including the fans!
So as sun went down and moon rose high,
Operation: Mistletoe Launcher was nigh.
And soon enough, the celebration had begun.
Staring the Ruler of the Night, and the Ruler of the Sun.
One of whom, the victim, was greeted.
By her younger sister, who's plan had succeeded.
She convinced her to bring, a Chaotic Naïve.
In hopes of her older sister's social life, to save.
Then she had asked our two jesters for help.
Because she didn't trust this plan to any old whelp.
Which leaves us here, helping the Princess of Fright.
To bring two powerful-beings together this holiday night.
"And so, to conclude our speech and start the true celebration," Princess Celestia began, all member of the Royal Council on either side of her. Princess Luna on the far stage-left, followed by Discord in between her and Celestia. And Prince Shining Armor on the far stage right. Followed by Cadence beside him and the Princess of the Sun. "We would like to let the Wonderbolts and two local citizens of Ponyville give you an exciting air-show to celebrate Hearth's Warming Eve!"
She then looked up behind her, as did the rest of the Royal Council, as they and the rest of the audience watched The Wonderbolts give their demonstration. Of course, Luna was secretly looking off towards backstage. Watching as Morgue and Pinkie snuck behind the temporarily asleep guard. Thanks to Luna and her Dream Magic.
As soon as they got past the guards, they went back behind the curtain of the stage. Completely hidden from the crowd that was watching the show above. That crowd including all of the couples that they had gotten earlier.
Derpy, Jumpy, and The Doctor, who were all still together. Cadence an Shining Armor, who were still on the stage. Mr. and Mrs. Cake, who were watching with Pound and Carrot Cake. Joe and Twilight, who stood next to each other after getting over the whole chess incident. Big Mac and Cheerilee, who were enjoying The Wonderbolts Routine. A still embarrassed Zeke and Trixie, who were with Theo and Dino. Button Mash, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle. Both of which were still laughing at Button's red face with Applebloom, Featherweight, and Rumble. Fluttershy and Ember, who had gotten over the embarrassment by now.
All of them except for one couple were watching The Wonderbolts. Awing at their tricks which the flyers pulled off almost effortlessly as they had been used to doing them over and over again. That one last couple was setting up the last trick of the evening. That would come as soon as The Wonderbolts landed and were done.
Not known to any pony except a Princess, a Party Animal, and a Sly Thief, that was also the signal to put their plan into action.
So after The Wonderbolts were finished with their routine, they landed on the stage in front of the Royal Council, bowing to them before turning around and watching Rainbow and Blitz's finale, just like they were told to do. And the second they did, they weren't disappointed. Because after turning around, they were met with a sight of the Sonic Rainboom going off in the distance and towards the stage. And as Rainbow Dash got close to flying above the stage, Blitz's fireworks went of on either sides of Rainbow Dash an her rainbow trail. Shooting straight up and exploding in all colors in the rainbow.
As both two fireworks exploded in it's fiery effect in pure unison, it launched out two smaller fireworks in mid-air in the same direction as Rainbow Dash's Sonic Rainboom. This second burst of fireworks making an arc like a skipping rock. It did the same and launched a slightly smaller firework in mid-air just like the last. This round of fireworks still making that perfect arc that followed Rainbow Dash as she flew directly above the crowd. Curving upwards and going straight upwards. Leaving the fireworks to continue on. Dancing like skipping rocks above the crowd as it went in the order of the rainbow.
Red. Orange. Yellow. Green. Blue. Indigo. And finally, Violet.
As that last color exploded in a fiery effect, the whole crowd was stunned. All of them, from the audience to the Wonderbolts, from all the Mistletoe victims and the Royal Council. Of course, as they watched this, two of them didn't notice as Morgue and Pinkie opened up a loose floor-board and set-up a pole with the reoccurring plant hanging off of it. Directly above two of the Royal Council.
The Ruler of the Sun, Princess Celestia.
And...
The Bringer of all things Chaos, Discord.
The whole crowd fell silent as they saw the plant hanging above the two of them. Morgue and Pinkie were already gone and had managed to even get away from the stage and back into the audience. Fooling most of the audience. That is, except for the couples which noticed just who set it up because of their guard being up this whole time. They all saw them do what they did. Of course, all they could do was smile or chuckle at the next unfortunate couple to fall victim to their prank.
"Oh Dear Sister?" Luna said towards Celestia, having a calm but ecstatic expression on her face. And as soon as she got her sister's attention, as well as Discord's too, she gestured for them to look up. "I believe that is one of those traditions you had taught me of." She said, trying hard not to lose her composure as she saw Celestia's usually calm face go into a mad blush.
"Oh, well that's a surprise..." Discord said, actually stunned himself by the prank he had ignored so much. Of course, he didn't get embarrassed. He almost never did to be honest. It was either go along with it, or get it over with as soon as possible. "Well Princess? Shall w-" But he was cut off as he was even more surprised of what happened next.
In fact, all of Equestria was surprised by what happened next. Even I was, and I'm the author... But, Celestia did what no pony thought she would ever do in a million years, let alone a thousand given how old the two of them were.
She kissed him.
Princess Celestia, the most rational and calm, level-headed of ponies, did the most random thing and kissed Discord.
And Discord, the craziest Chaos bringer this Equestria had ever seen, was in complete shock along with the entire present crowd. Who had their jaws so low into the ground, Diamond Dogs couldn't even reach them.
Of course, Discord eventually gave into the kiss. Earning cheers from all the victims who had gone through the same thing. Morgue. Pinkie. Luna. The Doctor. Jumpy. Derpy. Shining Armor. Princess Mi Amore Cadenza. Joseph Frei. Twilight Sparkle. Big Macintosh. Cheerilee. Zeke. Trixie Lulamoon. Dino. Theodore. Scootaloo. Sweetie Belle. Button Mash. Ember Shade. And Fluttershy.
Soon enough, the whole crowd was cheering for them as they finished their little moment. Laughing as Discord and Princess Celestia bowed just for the heck of it. Earning a whole ear-shattering round of laughter.
"And so let the festivities begin!" Princess Celestia said with slightly happier attitude than before, letting them all know to enjoy the rest of the night however they wanted.
And as the giant town-sized party enjoyed themselves, all the victims eventually found there way over towards Pinkie and Morgue. And before they could give either of them a piece of their minds, Luna found them too.
"Pinkie Pie. Morgue. I wish to thank you for spreading this holiday cheer. It has no doubt made an impression this Hearth's Warming." Luna said with a nod.
"Wait a second, Princess Luna you're the one who told them to go around town and pull this prank on all of us?!" Twilight asked in shock.
"Oh come on Twily, it wasn't so bad. We didn't mind all that much." Shining Armor said, with Cadence smiling in approval.
"Easy for you to say! You didn't have to end up kissing some pony that you hate!" Twilight said, glaring at Joe in response.
"Oh please, it wasn't my fault you were actually willing to kiss me." He said with a shake of his head.
"That only happened because you tricked me with all of your lies!" Twilight defended, not lowering her glare.
"Well, you can only blame yourself. You are the one who used her mind-reading spell to cheat. It was only fair that I use that against you by putting all of those dumb compliments into my thoughts." Joe retorted.
"Well sorry if I wanted to win the game so we could admit I was right! Trees do make a sound when they fall!" She brought back up.
"No they do not!" Joe yelled, getting annoyed by this point. "How ignorant do you have to be to think a tree makes a sound?!"
"I'd say as ignorant as you are right now! Because any pony with a half-decent IQ could tell it does!" She told him.
"Does not!" "Does!" "Doesn't! "Does so!" "Does-OW!" Turning around, he saw that Morgue was standing there with a fist held up. The same fist that hit Joe upside the head.
"What, in the actual name of Earth and Equestria, was that for?!" Joe asked angrily.
"Because you wouldn't shut-up." Morgue said with a smile, earning a glare from Joe before he adjusted his glasses in an annoyed manner. Purposely blinding Morgue because of the reflection of them.
"And Twily," Shining Armor started, not wanting his sister to get away without some form of scolding. "Don't think that you're getting away with this either. You don't want me to tell the story about last time you were tricked by mistletoe."
"AH! No, please don't!" Twilight begged, turning red already. This making just about every pony else laugh.
"Well howdy there, every pony." Applejack said as she, Rarity, and Big Mike finally found them. "How y'all doin?"
"Oh, we've all just been talking about a certain prank." The Doctor spoke up, feeling the need to say something.
"Rarity!" Sweetie Belle yelled out, running over and giving her a hug. She hadn't seen her all day. "Where have you been? I've been looking for you!"
"My dearest apologies Sweetie Belle, but the three of us have been a bit pre-occupied in something. It was rather boring, to say the least." Rarity told her with a smile.
"Yeah. The only thing that happened was that Spike came over asking about some balloon? Something about wanting to show Rarity about how cool it looked." Big Mike said with a shrug. This causing some of them to laugh at just what Spike was actually trying to do.
"Well, that balloon was pretty great. Especially when Pinkie activated the turbo on that thing." Morgue said with a grin. "You should have seen it amigo! We were going muy rápido!"
"That fast huh?" Applejack asked, guessing that's what he was saying by the context. "Boy! I'd love ta see Rainbow's reaction ta that!"
"Speaking of, where is Rainbow Dash?! I wanted to tell her how cool her Sonic Rainboom was!" Scootaloo said excitedly as she hovered in the air for a good few seconds.
"Oh trust me, I think she already knows just how cool her own tricks." Zeke said with a roll of his eyes.
"Wait. Where exactly is she anyway?" Derpy asked looking around from side to side.
"Or Blitz?" Jumpy asked, trying to help Derpy find them.
"Maybe they're, um, getting autographs?..." Fluttershy asked, shying away behind Ember Shade as the group turned towards her.
"Or, there coming right this way." Ember Shade offered, pointed ahead of the group and towards the two in an effort to keep the attention away from Fluttershy.
"Where have you two been?" Morgue asked, taking a seat at a nearby chair as he watched them walk over.
"Oh, you know," Rainbow Dash said with a smirk that was a little nervous. "Just meeting The Wonderbolts." She said, sounding pretty full of herself.
"I've said it once, and I'll say it again." Blitz said with a shake of his head. "I just don't think they're as good as every pony says they are."
"Oh come on Blitzy, they're not all that bad!" Pinkie said with an optimistic smile.
"Thank you!" Rainbow Dash said, glad to finally hear some pony agree with her. "You see Blitz?! Pinkie has her head on straight!"
"Pinkie sees the good in every pony! Besides, I still don't see why they're anything to look up to!" Blitz said, only sticking with his opinion.
"Well obviously you have no idea what you're talking about!" Rainbow Dash said, still shaking her head. "Right Pinkie?!" She said, going back to Pinkie to have her help out. Only she just got a big grin from Pinkie in response. "Okay...Applejack what about-" Same response. Applejack was trying to keep from laughing as she was smiling at her and Blitz. "Scoota..." And just like AJ and Pinkie, Scootaloo was trying to keep from laughing.
"Jumpy, please tell me that you're at least on my...Jumpy?" Blitz asked, seeing as how Jumpy was giving a snickering smirk towards him. "Button Mash?" Still the same as every pony. "Rarity?" And of course, she had a small smile towards the both of them too.
In fact, all of them were giving entertained smiles. Even the more serious ones like Ember Shade and Joe couldn't help but smirk at them. The only one that was actin just a bit different was Luna. Who sat there, using her magic to do something. Unlike the others, she just darted her eyes from them, towards something in the air. Having a small smile on her lips.
And following where Princess Luna was watching, both of them saw it. The small bit of mistletoe being suspended in mid-air by a moonlight colored aura.
"Oh, you have got to be kidding me..." Rainbow Dash said, taking the words Blitz was about to say. "We're still not doing it." She answered for them.
"Oh come on! Every pony's done it! Discord and Princess Celestia kissed!" Pinkie Pie told them, making the two of them go wide-eyed in surprise.
"I kissed her." Ember Shade admitted, pointing towards Fluttershy as she blushed even more. And Rainbow Dash and Blitz just gawked more.
"I kissed Trixie." Zeke admitted, earning a few shocked looks from almost all of them. Especially Trixie. But as Morgue started to stand up and clap, Zeke just glared. "Sit down and shut up. Or else, I'm changing your character into a female." That was more than enough to make Morgue sit back down. Pulling out his guitar and quietly tuning it to stay out of trouble.
"We kissed Button Mash." Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo said together, causing nearly all of them to look at the continuously blushing Button Mash.
"Face it," Joe said, speaking up and having RD and Blitz turn towards him next. "All of us got it over with. So will you hurry up, or are you two too afraid?" He asked, using reverse psychology on them.
"Afraid?" Blitz asked, frowning at him.
"Not only that," Applejack started, seeing Joe's plan. "But I bet y'all think yer 'too cool' to do it. Which, let's be honest, ain't that cool at all." She told them, earning a slight frown from Rainbow Dash.
"What? What do you mean, not cool at all?" She asked, not liking the sound of that.
"It is alright you two." Princess Luna said, starting to pull the plant away. "It is perfectly understandable if you two wish not to partake in this Hearth's Warming Tradition. We will think nothing less of-"
But Blitz and Rainbow Dash wouldn't let her finish that last part. They both silently agreed and Blitz used his Grapple Hoof to reach the escaping mistletoe. Taking hold of it and bringing it back towards them before holding it above their heads. Making the small crowd of friends stay quiet as they waited to see if they were actually going to do it.
And facing each other for a few seconds, they thought it over real quick. The nervousness coming back to them in a single burst. Of course, it didn't last long as they shook it away. "Eh, what the hay? it's Hearth's Warming Eve, right?" Blitz asked her.
"Right." Rainbow Dash agreed before they closed the gap in between the two of them. Kissing under the mistletoe as all of their friends, or enemies in Zeke and Trixie's case, all cheered for them. None of them able to deny that they had a bad Hearth's Warming Eve. In fact, it was one they were not about to forget.
"Well! I'd say this is the best time to end the story!" Pinkie said as Rainbow Dash and Blitz ended there kiss. "Come on every pony! Let's party!"
"Eeyup!" Big Mac agreed.
"YEAH!" Button Mash added.
"Let's really kick off this fiesta!" Morgue added as he got ready to play his guitar.
"yay..." Fluttershy cheered.
"Awesome!" Rainbow Dash said, ready for a party.
"Alright, why not." Joe said with a shrug and a smirk.
"Let's DO THIS!" Big Mike celebrated.
"I AGREE!" Princess Luna agreed.
"WOOHOO!" Sweetie Belle cheered loudly.
"ALRIGHTY!" Applejack concluded.
And so, the group danced and sung with their party.
Not one of them ever being rude and/or tardy.
For this holiday was not about negative debates or fights.
And I'd to tell you all, if it's in my rights.
Happy Hearth's Warming Eve to all! And to all a great many nights!
Well, that concludes our little Christmas Special! I hope you all liked it as much as I did making it! Those rhymes were pretty fun to tell you the truth. Still, I'm afraid that this isn't canon for my story. Just a 'for fun' little special I wanted to make. Still, I hope you'll all like it! And until next year, good bye every pony!
QotC: Which couple was your favorite?