*Me, Trixie, Baby Ninja Bear, and Dino all come into view inside Canterlot Castle. Dino in his regular top hat, me in a tux, and Trixie in a dress that matched her style and looked like Rarity designed for the Gala*

ME: Hello every pony, and welcome to the Six-Month Celebration of the story A Brony Life! Honestly, I would've never guess that it would ever go on this long, or that any pony would like it! But I guess you all proved me wrong with that, as you all kept coming to read it!

ME: And that's why I'd like to start this off by simply saying... THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! I honestly love that so many readers like my story this much, and I wish that I would be able to keep on doing this!

Trixie: Trixie's just as surprised that this story has made it this far! I especially had my doubts for this. Even more so since I was never even mentioned through-out the story.

ME: Hey, you got a spot in the intro didn't you? Also, I let you keep... The Bear Thing. Seriously, what is with that weird little guy?

Trixie: Hush! The Intelligent and Creative Theodore is not weird! He is eccentric! Aren't you Theodore? *She asked, petting 'Theodore' on the head*

ME: Oh great, she grew attached to him. Ya see what you do audience?! You made Trixie act motherly! Thanks a lot!

ME: LOL, just kidding! You are all awesome! I mean, you've all even made your own additions to the story!

ME: Some have made some new additions to the intro! Like Stepony, the Lucario statue, and Dino just to name a few! While others have had a chance to enter in their OCs! Those three OC's being Swift Lightning, Ginger Star, and Ember Shade! Finally, some have even helped to give me other great ideas and content! Such as, the new picture to the story, the ideas for some of the episodes, and even letting Blitz be mentioned in your own stories! That stuff, is what I am very thankful for! Shout out to all who have brought in their own ideas and creations to the story!

ME: I wish I could mention all the names, but I'm afraid that I don't have all the usernames on me to mention. And for those of you with the names that I do have, sorry but it wouldn't be fair to say your names and not mention all the others. Poor planning on my part.

Trixie: Either way, I think that we have said all that we can about thanking all of you for everything you've done. And with that said, I think it's about time that we begin the dares you have all sent in! Some that I can't wait to choose!

ME: Yes. It'll work like this. I'll choose a dare, then Trixie will pick a dare. Sadly, since Dino doesn't really care about what dare comes sooner or later, and the small weird bear-

Trixie: The Intelligent and Creative Theodore! You dare call him weird one more time, and I will let him practice his katana on you!

ME: Alright, alright! Jeez! I'll call him Theo, but that's it! Happy?!

Theodore: THEO!

Trixie: Alright, we'll let that go. Be lucky that Theodore here is a very forgiving baby ninja bear.

ME: Whatever! Anyway, since Dino and Theo won't and can't choose dares, that'll leave us to choose them. But Trixie and I have already chosen two dares to start us out! So here's the first one!

Sent in from Justus80: my next dare is for rainbow dash to go to a nerd convention while having on a cute outfit don't know what type maybe a sexy Deadpool outfit I don't know.

ME: Yeah, this one I just couldn't leave out. Especially since we've only humiliated two of the mane seven so far! So that being said, we've already sent RD to a nerd convention, and it'll end in about five minutes. So that being said, I went ahead and tried to come up with one topic that could pass off as nerdy. A DC Comics Nerd Convention!

ME: Note: I actually really like DC stuff. At least, compared to Marvel. For one reason really... I'm Batman.

Trixie: Sure you are. And I'm really Wonder Woman. *She said sarcastically*

ME: Actually, that's who Rainbow Dash is! Sorry Justus80, but I couldn't really get away with making RD wear a 'sexy Deadpool' outfit for two reasons. One, I'm afraid Deadpool can't forth wall his way into a DC Comics Convention, so that was out. Two, that's more of an outfit for Pinkie, wouldn't you think?

Pinkie: Hey wait a minute! *jumps into view* What do you mean that's an outfit for me?!

ME: What do you mean, what do I mean?! You both break forth wall! You both are insane! And you both are comic reliefs!

Deadpool: *falls into view from above* Wait a second, are you saying that I'm as funny as a pink pony?!

ME: Well... Yes. Yes, you are.

Deadpool: Okay, just checkin'! Bye Bronies! Buy my game! *walks out of view as if nothing happened*

Trixie: Oooooo~kay! That was random. Anyway, Rainbow Dash should be back right about...

*portal opens and Rainbow Dash comes out in a sexy Wonder Woman outfit, looking about ready to tear our heads off*

Rainbow Dash: Zeke! Trixie! I am going to get you two for this!

*Starts flying towards us as fast as possible, about ready to kill us. But before she can, Dino bites down on her tail, bringing her to the ground. Then, Theo starts to draw his katana to hit her over the head*

Trixie: That's alright Theodore, she can't hurt us. *Theo puts his katana back, Dino letting her go also*

ME: So Wonder Pony! How was the convention?

Rainbow Dash: How was it?! How! Was! IT?! You send me there in an outfit like this, me being the only girl in a crowd of pimply nerds, and you ask how it went?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Pinkie: Of course not silly! Both of them and the audience, along with Deadpool and our friends over there all want to know how it went! *camera pans over to Deadpool and the other mane seven. Deadpool sitting on a bean bag chair with some popcorn while Blitz and the others just keep giving him odd looks*

Rainbow Dash: *grabs me by the collar of my tux, sending me a glare that could almost rival Morgue's* Because of your little trip, they all wanted to ride me around the convention, along with give me their phone numbers! Even after I told them that I don't even have a stupid phone!

ME: Well that's not so-

Rainbow Dash: Not only that, but because I told one of them that I knew almost nothing about 'Wonder Woman', they all started hording me like zombies, telling me every single detail about Wonder Woman! Down to what her stupid boots are made out of!

Rarity: They did?! What's the material?! *the other mane seven, me, Trixie, Dino, and Theo all give her weird looks* What? I like Wonder Woman. She makes delicate and beautiful ladies such as myself come off as strong and independent.

Deadpool: Her boots are made out of leather. *We all give him even weirder looks* What?! I mean, I should know since I-

ME: Keep it PG Deadpool, there are ponies present! Anyway RD, it can't be that bad.

Rainbow Dash: Really?! Because of you, I know more about Wonder Woman then I do about the Wonderbolts! Not cool!

Trixie: Don't worry Rainbow Dash, we know just what's going to take your mind off of that!

Rainbow Dash: *looks unsure* And that is?

ME: The next dare! And here it is!

Sent in from Sledzax1235: Rainbow Dash and Blitz kiss for the whole into. Sorry Blitz but you are my favorite and so is Rainbow.

*Rainbow Dash and Blitz are totally silent, while Deadpool and Pinkie are just laughing while they both sit in bean bag chairs, drinking soda threw those soda drinking hats. The others are a little shocked though, even though they think it's pretty funny*

Rainbow Dash: No way! I already did one dare! You expect me to do another one?!

ME: *Holds up contract* You signed the contract. *Rainbow Dash takes it and tears it in half, eating one of the halves for good measure* Great thing about having ten lawyers and Franklin from the show My Wife and Kids, they warned me to make plenty of copies. And I did! *holds up another signed contract*

Rainbow Dash: *groans in annoyance* And what if I don't do it?!

ME: Then I'm afraid that... *whispers something to Rainbow Dash something no pony else can hear, the only word that can be heard just barely was Cupcakes*

*Rainbow looks scared for her life, but stays silent*

Blitz: Won't work for me. *he comes into view*

ME: And why's that? I already told you your punishment for not obeying the contract.

Blitz: *he shivers a little, but stays calm* Yeah, only... I didn't sign the contract fool! Read my signature!

ME: WHAT?! *Looks at his contract, reading it out-loud* I here by obey this contract stated above. Signed... MAYOR MARE?!

Blitz: Yep! So that means, you can't make me! Take that creator!

Rainbow Dash: HA! We win Zeke!

ME: Well that only leaves two options for you Blitz. One, we can all just sit here and do nothing until you agree to sign your name to the contract. Or... *a curtain with a two on it appears out of nowhere* You can choose to take the second offer! But once you do, you can not trade back!

Deadpool: PICK CURTAIN NUMERO TWO! *Holds up a sign that says 'Go Blitz!' on it*

Pinkie: Wait a second! That's my sign! *they start arguing over the sign, Pinkie holding up a sign that says 'Blitz the Competition!' on it* And this is yours! Gimme back mine, it's less cheesy!

Blitz: What are you guys... *sighs* Well, there's no way I'm just gonna sit around here. Fine, I'll take the second option.

Trixie: We were hoping you'd say that. *opens the curtain, revealing a glass container big enough to hold a pony, and pony torturer stocks*

*Suddenly, Blitz appeared inside the glass container, and Rainbow Dash in the stocks*

Rainbow Dash: Hey! What's going on?!

ME: Isn't it obvious? Since Rainbow signed the contract but Blitz didn't, that leaves Rainbow having to try to kiss Blitz. So we're going to make her chase Blitz around to try and make-out with him.

Rainbow: Yeah right! There is no way that I'm doing that!

Trixie: Oh, we know. So we have an alternative for that. And for those at home who might know what it is, say it with us! LOVE POISON! *Blitz and Rainbow go wide-eyed and try to escape from their traps after hearing that*

*I snap my fingers and a bottle of love poison appears in front of Rainbow Dash, which is then put into her mouth. Making her drink it without much of a choice. Blitz is just left in the cage though, without any love poison*

ME: Ah yes, love poison! Luckily, this is the one show that gives every match-maker fan a way for immediate couples to occur! And man is it fun to do!

Blitz: Rainbow Dash, keep you eyes closed!

Rainbow Dash: I know that...Blitz... *As she tried to respond to Blitz, she ended up looking directly into his eyes, making the poison take affect. This making Blitz face-hoof with his metal hoof in annoyance*

Deadpool: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Aw man, I can't believe she fell for that!

Applejack: Gosh, this ain't gonna end well. It was hard enough last time keepin' em apart!

Twilight: Well at least it'll be easier since Blitz isn't affected.

Blitz: Why are you two doing this?! I mean, the dare had nothing to do with love poison!

ME: It never stated how the kiss had to go. Speaking of... *Snaps fingers, making the glass container and torturer stocks disappear, freeing them both and making Rainbow Dash start to walk over towards Blitz with a love-sick look on her face*

Blitz: Woah, hold on Rainbow Dash. You're under the poison's influence. You need to try and fight it. *Blitz said, starting to back away from the love-struck dare-devil*

Rainbow Dash: Sorry Blitzy, but I can not hold my love for you... *She looked into Blitz's eyes again, the poison taking affect even more*

Trixie: Do you think we should tell Rainbow Dash what the dare is again?

ME: Good idea Trixie. It'll help jog her memory. Here it is again!

Sent in from Sledzax1235: Rainbow Dash and Blitz kiss for the whole into. Sorry Blitz but you are my favorite and so is Rainbow.

Rainbow Dash: *gasps in delight* I get to kiss Blitzy?!

Blitz: Oh no... *looks into camera with a concerned look* Sledzax if you ever meet Rainbow Dash, then I hope for your sake that you have a way to fend her off. Because it won't end well for you. *he then glares* Same goes for meeting me.

Rainbow Dash: *Suddenly, Rainbow Dash pinned Blitz to the ground. Looking at him flirtatiously. This actually making him a little scared* Come here handsome. *She then started to kiss him against his will*

ME: Well, we are sick twisted people. Aren't we Trixie?

Trixie: Yes, but Trixie thinks that you're more twisted. Either way, with the dares just beginning, Trixie believes that it's about time for a skit or two!

ME: Good idea! Well, see you all after the skits every pony! Hopefully, we'll all be ready for the next part!

Blitz: *yells from off screen* Get! OFF! *Rainbow Dash goes flying past me and Trixie, landing a clear twenty feet away from Blitz. Who had managed to kick Rainbow off*

Rainbow Dash: You will never escape what we have Blitzy Witzy! *Flies back towards Blitz, the love poison still in affect*

Trixie: No promises about that dare being settled by the end of the event. Oh well, see you in a bit every pony!

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Skit #1: The Sisterhood is Formed!

Sent in from Swift Lightning: I dare my OC Swift to spend the whole day with Pinkie Pie (Good Luck)

Swift's POV

"Is it... All...Locked up?" I asked, out of breath from running. A freak windstorm came out of nowhere in Ponyville, and since the pegasi had no control of it, every pony had to go inside immediately until the wind died down. Which would take all day.

And since my home was on the other side of Ponyville, that left me with having to run into the first building that would let me in. This being the local bakery. Where there was only one other pony inside.

"Yep! Every door, window, and mouse hole is all locked up!" Pinkie assured me. She then gasped in shock. "Wait! We have mice?! Oh no, those no good cupcake eaters snuck in! No wonder the cupcakes have all mysteriously vanished! Those clever little mice..." She said, frosting and cupcake crumbs all over her face. Though she didn't even notice.

"Yeah sure. Clever mice ate your cupcakes..." I said, agreeing with her just to keep from talking to her. And seeing that she went a little angry about the mice to going into deep thought, I think I might have gone a little too far.

"Wait a second, that's it!" She screamed suddenly, making me draw back a step.

"What?" I asked, wondering just what she was thinking.

"Your that cloaked secret agent right?! So maybe you can help me track down those no good mousy thieves!" She said, getting the wrong idea about just what I was.

"Hold on now Pinkie Pie, I'm not a spy." I told her, setting the record straight.

"Oh, gotcha." She said, winking at me as if I said that to try and keep my cover from being blown or something. But as she started looking around for something, I sighed silently as I face-hoofed.

"So not-spy, what are you then?" She asked, not looking towards me as she tried to find the mice. Which I wasn't even sure were here at this point.

"If it's the robes that make you think that I'm a spy, then I'll tell you right now that I'm not. They're called the AC B-Hood Robes." I explained to her.

She then gasped a large amount and jumped back over to me, grabbing me by the hood part of the robes and looking right at me, looking around to make sure no pony would hear her. As if it was 'secret information'.

"Are those robes supposed to be based off of a video game from an alternate dimension in which those who wear those robes call themselves The Brotherhood?! Going around and trying to keep a golden apple thingy from being obtained by a mean group that call themselves The Templars?! And the Apple is supposed to do some really freaky stuff, talking about an ancient, but far more advanced civilization than the civilization that wears those robes?!" She asked, talking incredibly fast as she did so. Not messing up one word she spoke.

"Uh...Possibly?..." I answered with uncertainty, unable to keep up with whatever she just said.

"Well if that's the case, what if a mare tried to join? Would it then be called The Siblinghood? Or do they have their own group called The Sisterhood?" She asked, more towards herself.

"I don't think it really mat-"

"And if it's The Sisterhood, does that make The Brotherhood and The Sisterhood enemies?! Like a sibling rivalry?! But wait! if they're enemies, that would make The Sisterhood allies with The Templars?!" She asked, once again just thinking out-loud.

"Doesn't matter Pink-"

"What if it's like a triangle?! Like The Sisterhood hates The Templars and The Brotherhood?! And The Brotherhood hates The Sisterhood and The Templars?! Not forgetting The Templars hating The Sisterhood and The Brotherhood!" She answered herself, her interrupting me getting on my nerves.

So I just sighed and spoke up once again. "Well those three statements are the exact s-"

"Hold on! If The Templars hate both Brother and Sisterhood, that would make them similar! So that means that The Templars hate The Siblinghood! Meaning that they hate both side equally as much! UNLESS! What if The Brotherhood broke in and ruined a party The Templars were throwing?! That would make The Templars hate The Brotherhood more than The Sisterhood!" She said, this all making no sense to me.

"All for crashing a party? Pinkie, that makes no-"

"What if The Sisterhood then attacked The Brotherhood by switching their shampoo bottles for green mane dye?! I bet The Brotherhood would then go after The Sisterhood while The Templars attacked The Brotherhood from behind! Well, I guess that goes to show you. The Brotherhood aren't as smart as The Sisterhood." She concluded, this story going nowhere at all.

"Okay, are you done?!" I asked, getting annoyed. "Because that made no sense at all! And what's with you ending it with 'The Brotherhood' being the morons?! Why couldn't it be The Sister-" I stopped myself and face-hoofed. "Oh great! Now you got me doing it! Can we just move on and-" the second I removed my hoof from my face, I was met with a water balloon filled with icing.

"HA! THE SISTERHOOD WILL LIVE ON!" Pinkie Pie yelled, running up the stairs and away from me.

Wiping the icing from my face, I glared. "Okay! That's it! GET BACK HERE!" I yelled out, running after her to get revenge. I had every right to do so as well! I mean, she just threw a stupid balloon of icing at my face for no reason! She was gonna get hers if it was the last thing I do!

So running up the stairs after her, I turned the corner only to trip over something that was just standing in the middle of the hallway. A baby toothless alligator in robes that were kind of like mine. Red and white, except the pattern had a red cross on it, and he had a flag tied to the end of his tail that said 'Templar'.

And to add insult to injury, he was trying to eat my front left hoof. Failing since he had no teeth. But it was still just as annoying.

I just sighed as I laid on the floor, hearing Pinkie in the other room give a speech to an imaginary group of 'The Sisterhood'. "This is going to be a long day..."

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Skit #2: Spike's Misfire.

Sent in from Sunblast X: I dare Spike to confess his feelings for Rarity to her (Rarity)

Spike's POV

"Okay Spike, you can do this! With this whole Dare Event Special going on, Rarity is away from every pony else putting on her make-up. That means that she's alone. You can do this!" I said to myself, psyching myself up for this.

I was standing outside the backstage door that led into the make-up room, where Rarity and the other girls got ready for the Dare Event that was going on right now. With something like this, I would ask Blitz for help. But with the whole Rainbow Dash love poison thing going on right now... Yeah, not the best option.

But it didn't matter. Every pony, plus that 'Deadpool' human, was out on the stage. That being the big room where they hold the Gala every year. All of them except for Rarity, who was putting on more make-up. Even though she didn't need any to look beautiful.

So they made one of the rooms for the guys to wait backstage in one room and for the girls to wait backstage in another. Plus a room for Trixie, who wouldn't go on without her own room. Drama Queen.

But all that didn't matter right now. All that did matter was that since every pony but Rarity was out on stage, that meant that I had nothing to stop me. And I was finally gonna do it! I'm finally gonna tell Rarity how I feel!

So getting a grip on my nerves, I made my claw into a fist, knocking on the door. The second I did though, I started freaking out. Thinking how she might respond, or what if I end up making a fool of myself, or-

At that moment, I just took my claw and slapped myself across the face as hard as possible. Focusing on what I was about to do. There was no way I was backing out of this now!

"Come in!" I heard Rarity's amazing voice call from inside. Without thinking, I went right inside. "Oh Spike, what's the matter? Do they want me to go back onstage already?" She asked as she just barely saw me in the mirror, misunderstanding just why I came. She didn't turn around though as she kept putting on her make-up.

"Uh no, that's not it. I wanted to um... Tell you something...Rarity." I managed to say, able to just feel myself sweating a lake I was so nervous.

"Is something the matter Spike?" She asked, finally looking at me. "Are you sick? You look like you're burning up." She said, completely unaware.

"No... It's not that, I wanted to say that... That..." I started, trying to say it. Spit it out you idiot! It's just three words! She's right here! Say it already!

As I tried to put those last three words together, I closed my eyes to try and build my nerves back up. Not able to do so while looking at her stunning face. With all the make-up only adding to her beauty, it was really hard to concentrate. These three words would make or break my chances with Rarity, and I was ready to take that chance. It had to be more than two years, but I finally was ready to say it!... After psyching myself up just a little more.

But as I did, I zoned out to concentrate. Not hearing Fluttershy come in to tell Rarity the following:

"Um Rarity... Zeke and Trixie asked me to tell you that you have probably prepared enough and are asking you to come out now... If that's okay with you." Fluttershy informed her, me not hearing one word of what she just said. Almost ready to say what I need to say to Rarity.

"Oh well alright. I suppose I am quite ready to continue with the special event. Spike, I'm afraid that you will have to tell me later alright? See you after the event." She told me, leaving the room and closing the door behind her with her magic. Hurrying to the stage so she wouldn't keep them waiting any longer.

"I wanted to say that..." I started, not hearing a word Rarity or Fluttershy had said before. And as I said that, Fluttershy turned towards me. Thinking that I was trying to tell her something instead of Rarity. "I LOVE YOU!" I finally yelled out, opening my eyes to see Rarity in front of me. Ready to take whatever reaction she would have.

Instead, I got a red-faced Fluttershy looking at me in pure surprise. This shocking me so much that I slapped my claws over my mouth, not able to believe that I just said that. And to FLUTTERSHY no less.

"Oh m-my, I, um...I don't know...Uh..." She then fainted from the surprise of it all. It being to much for her to take in.

"Oh no, that's not good!" I yelled out, thinking that now Fluttershy thought that I loved her. "I gotta get out of here!" I yelled further, looking for an escape route I could take. And seeing a window, I quickly got a chair over in front of it, jumping on it then out the window in two quick jumps.

Landing in a bush, I got up and dusted off the leaves. Then made a run for the one place I could eat away my troubles. Joe's Donut Shop.

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*Camera fades back into main stage, where Joe is standing in the center of the screen. Hands folded behind his back as usual. Also, Rainbow Dash is sitting besides him, blushing like mad as she just kept staring at the floor. No longer wearing the Wonder Woman outfit either. The odd part though was that Zeke, Dino, Theo, and Trixie were nowhere to be found. Not to mention in the background sat the rest of the mane seven and Deadpool except for Pinkie, Rarity, Blitz, and Twilight*

Joe: Ah, welcome back everyone to the normal part of the Event. You know, where the hosts are supposed to announce the next segments or whatever. But instead, I'm afraid that they are a little... Pre-occupied with getting ready for two dares that they're about to do each. Dino and Theo helping their respective 'parents'. As I use that term loosely.

Joe: And seeing as how you just finished reading the two skits, me talking to those who didn't skip them of course, I think we can all tell that Spike has failed yet again to get the 'mare of his dreams'. But seriously, will he ever have his chance?

Joe: My survey says no. *He deadpanned*

Rarity: Sorry I'm late every pony, did I miss anything? *She asked, sitting with the others in the background*

Joe: Oh, nothing in particular. Just some pony failing a dare miserably. Speaking of miserable, Rainbow Dash? Now that you're finally off your hormones known as love poison, how was your *ahem* moment with Blitz?

Rainbow Dash: *Goes from blushing with a blue face, to a purple one with how red she is from embarrassment* I'm just glad that I'll never have to see that again.

Deadpool: Unless you go on YouTube! I uploaded the whole thing! *He said, him along with the others watching it on an iPad*

Rainbow Dash: WHAT?!

Deadpool: Yeah! And its already got 5 million hits! Wait, I just got sent a message... 'Love the vid! Gonna make some fan-art just cause!' *Him, along with Applejack and Rarity burst into laughter*

Rainbow Dash: WELL! My life is over! *falls to the ground in sadness and embarrassment*

Joe: Hold on Rainbow Dash, I think I might just have a solution for that.

Rainbow Dash: Can you hypnotize me into forgetting all about what happened?! *She jumped in with sudden high hopes*

Joe: Alright, well two things that'll help you. I'll hypnotize you once the next three skits begin. Which is what just might cheer you up.

Rainbow Dash: How is that gonna cheer me up?! *she glared*

Joe: Two of them have to do with torturing/humiliating the two hosts that force fed you love poison. And Pinkie and Twilight are helping to do that.

Rainbow Dash: What about Blitz? Why's he missing?

Joe: Can't leave his side for more than a few seconds hmm? *After seeing Rainbow Dash's glare almost as strong as Fluttershy's Stare and Morgue's death glare combined, Joe backed-off from the sarcastic jokes* If you must know, he's preparing another dare right now. But before I, or any of you, spoil just what any of them are, let us move onto the dares that are sure to ruin the day of our two least favorite hosts. Along with their pets. Not to mention one of the mane seven who aren't present at the moment. Enjoy.

*Bows towards the audience as the camera fades away*

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Skit #3: A Lotta Hula!

Sent in from Christ's Disciple: I dare for you and Dino to replicate the hula scene the Timon and Pumba did in "The Lion King"

Zeke (My) POV

"Good Timberwolves! Nice Timberwolves!..." Pinkie said, being cornered at the end of a cliff by five hungry Timberwolves. "Cupcakes?" She asked, holding up a tray of cupcakes as a kind of peace offering. Though the alpha wolf just clawed the cupcake tray out of her hooves. Sending it down the cliff she was on. Not even hitting the bottom after like ten seconds.

"Oh no, they got her surrounded!" Morgue whispered to me, both of us plus Dino hiding in the foliage that was the edge of the forest.

"Well, I don't have any plans. Do you?" I asked, me and Dino both looking towards him. We had to save Pinkie before she tripped and fell down the cliff, or before the Timberwolves got her. Both of those options not avoidable unless we intervened. Even with Pinkie's zany-ness, she wouldn't be able to get out of this. Morgue saying something about her forgetting to pack her hair-achute to land safely from high up.

"Yeah, I got a plan. Live bait." He told me, looking at me and Dino as he said it.

"What?!" I whispered back angrily.

"Come on dude, your author powers can't work outside of the set intro. And you're slower than me." He reminded me, for once making a good point.

I glared at him in anger, as did Dino since he didn't like the plan either. "What do you want us to do?! Dress up and do the hula?!" He then smirked, making me realize that I just gave him the best/most embarrassing idea of them all.

*Dino laid on a giant dish with a watermelon in his mouth, an apple being too small. And I stood beside him with a grass skirt over-top my normal clothes, feeling like an idiot. Still, Morgue stayed behind a tree, playing a ukulele. This catching the Timberwolves, plus Pinkie's, attention*

ME: Luau!

ME: If you're hungry for hunk of fat and juicy meat,
Eat my buddie Dino here cuz he is a treat! Come on down a' dine, on this tasty swine,
all you gotta do is get in liiiiii~ne!

ME: Arrrrr~e ya achin'?!

Dino: Yup. Yup. Yup.

ME: Forrrrr~ some bacon?!

Dino: Yup. Yup. Yup.

ME: He's a big Rex!

Dino: Yup. Yup.

ME: You can be a big Rex too!

ME and Dino: Oy!

And with that little number done, the Timberwolves didn't even waste any time as they started to chase us down, me jumping on Dino to run away for our lives! This letting Morgue save Pinkie and somehow get ALL THE FREAKING CREDIT TOO! Man, I hate that guy sometimes!

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Skit #4: Falling Sparkles

Sent in from NoPonyAnyoneknow: I dare Twilight to go skydiving.

Twilight's POV

"ARE YOU SURE THIS IS SAFE?!" Twilight asked, not able to hear Ginger Star since they were standing in a helicopter. After all, I couldn't stand on clouds and I had on a special headband that wouldn't allow me to use magic. Which I was told to wear in case my instincts made me teleport back into the choppa or somewhere on the ground.

We also had to go up in the air with a helicopter because the hot air balloon was being used. And since I had to go up today, courtesy of losing a dare to Pinkie Pie and Blitz. Why they choose skydiving, I'll never know.

"IT'LL BE FINE! JUST REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU! PULL THE CHORD WHEN YOU'VE FALLEN A SAFE DISTANCE AND THE PARACHUTE WILL HELP YOU THE REST OF THE WAY! AND IF FOR SOME REASON IT DOESN'T WORK-"

"DOESN'T WORK?!" Twilight yelled out in utter fear, now scared for her life.

"CALM DOWN YA BIG BABY, IT'LL WORK! BUT IF FOR SOME REASON IT DOESN'T, JUST REMOVE YOUR HEADBAND AND USE YOUR MAGIC TO SAVE YOURSELF!" Ginger reminded her.

"ALRIGHT!..." She gulped, looking down from inside the helicopter. "GUESS I'LL JUMP SOON..." She said, still terrified.

"JUST REMEMBER! DON'T TAKE OFF YOUR HEADBAND UNLESS IT ENDS UP NOT WORKING! GOOD LUCK!" She told Twilight, pushing her out gently before Twilight could start having second thoughts. Not because she thought it would be funny, but just to keep Twilight from getting even more nervous.

"AHHHHHH!" I yelled out as I kept falling, seeing that directly under me was the outside of Ponyville where Blitz and Pinkie waiting for me to land.

And after falling for a few more seconds, I opened my eyes from under my goggles, looking around. And once I got a look, I started to enjoy falling so fast. Seeing just what Rainbow Dash and other pegasi meant when they said they all loved feeling the wind in their faces.

"WOOHOO!" I yelled out in enjoyment, even going as far as doing a backflip in mid-air. This making my friends on the ground start cheering for me.

But after enjoying my descent a little longer, I decided to go ahead and pull the chord to slow down before it was too late... Only... Slight problem... The chord was stuck.

"Huh?!" I yelled out in shock, trying to pull the chord again and again. But it was still stuck in place. "Oh no! Nonononononononono NO!" I yelled out even more, very scared now.

And after trying to jerk the chord out one more time... It snapped off. "NO!" I yelled out a final time, very scared for my life.

Acting fast, I maneuvered the broken parachute off and threw off to the side, it ironically opening right as I threw it off. Making it stop falling as fast as me right away.

"WHAT?! COME ON!" I yelled out in anger, mad that it only worked right as I threw it off.

Looking towards the ground, which was getting closer and closer by the second, I saw my friends now either confused or terrified themselves. So acting once more, I took off the magic-proof headband. Letting me be able to use my magic once again. I then focused my magic as best I could, the adrenaline of it all not helping at all, and quickly teleported to the ground right beside my friends. This keeping me from crashing into the ground.

"Twilight! Are you okay?!" Pinkie asked, her along with the others huddling up around me.

"Yes..." I said, trying to catch my breath. "I'm fine..."

"Twilight, we're so sorry for making you do this!" Blitz apologized for all of this. "Look, we won't make you do anything like this again we promise!"

"Yeah! Pinkie Promise!" Pinkie added.

"Now that's alright..." I said, finally catching my breath. "So... When can I do that again?!" I asked excitingly, barely able to contain my enjoyment from that. This making Blitz and Pinkie's jaws drop to the ground in shock of what I said.

I simply smiled in excitement, wanting to go through it all again. Despite my broken parachute. But with my magic, I knew I would be fine whether it worked or not. Meaning that I'd be completely safe to do it again. Meaning...

"Are you serious?" Blitz asked, finally speaking up for both of them.

"Of course I'm serious! I can't wait to go again!" I yelled out in happiness, only able to imagine how fun it'll be the next time! And trust me. There will be a next time!

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Skit #4: We Need M.A.S.H! Potatoes!

Sent in from PrinceBlackFire116: I dare Trixie to face my Giant Humanoid potato, and his arsenal of potato weaponry.

*potato is immune to magic so he must be befriended or stuck in something but he can't be destroyed*

Trixie's POV

As me and Theodore stood beside a unicorn named Ember Shade, he was preparing to do something. "So what are we doing here again?" I asked, not having the patience to just wait for it.

"Well, I wanted you to see this spell I've been working on." Ember told me, focusing his magic on... A potato?

"What? You brought the Great and Powerful Trixie and the Intelligent and Creative Theodore here to watch you use a spell on that pathetic little potato? Why?" I asked, not wanting to wait around for something like this.

"Well I wanted to see your reaction to it. But trust me, it's an interesting spell." He assured me, focusing his magic on the potato.

I just yawned in boredom at her spell. What spell focused on a potato was supposed to be 'interesting'? Even Theodore, who was always amazed by even my minor magic spells, was so bored about it he was asleep on my back. Just goes to show how intelligent Theodore is. He knows just when an un-amusing spell is about to occur.

But ignoring us, Ember's magic started to make the potato levitate in the air. Growing in size as well. Theodore was still asleep from it, and I wish I could be as well. A growth spell on an inanimate object? Please! Trixie could do that when she was just a young filly!

"Is that really it?" I asked. "That's not even that amusing! Even an Earth Pony or a Pegasus wouldn't be entertained with that!" I told him.

"Hold on..." He said, still focusing on the potato. "There's just one more part to it." More? Really?

So as I keep on awaiting for something to try and make this even a little more interesting, I used my magic to make a wheat milkshake appear out of thin air. Drinking from it to pass the time that I'm forced to wait here.

Finally, something happened. The sides of the potato started to bulge. And after a few more seconds, arms and legs sprouted from the size. This making me spit out the wheat milkshake I was drinking at the time in pure shock.

"Wha... What is... Why... What's happening?!" I asked in utter astonishment. Waking up Theodore in the process. This wasn't possible! Giving an object life was supposed to be impossible! The only pony that might have a chance in doing so being one of the two princesses. Not counting Princess Cadance of course.

"Simple. I made it to try and teach you a lesson. I've heard how you've used your magic to harm others and give yourself personal gain. So this potato has the same views as me. Making it hate you just as much as I do. So, it's going to help me-" At that moment, a bag of potatoes hit Ember Shade in the face at incredible speeds, sending him flying away.

I looked to where the bag had originally come from, only to see the giant potato looking towards me, punching his left fist into his right palm. And before I could even begin to question how weird that sounded, he reached for something that was on his back, pulling out some large bazooka of some kind. And pointing it right at me!

"AH!" I yelled out, starting to run away. But before I had the chance, he used the giant weapon against me. This making a large amount of mashed potatoes come flying at me. Sending me at least twenty feet away. Not to mention, ruin my mane, cape, hat, and make me lose Theodore.

LOSE THEODORE?!

I jumped up, now worried about what happened to him. "Theodore?! Theodore, are you okay?! Where are you?!" I yelled out, looking every where for where he might've ended up. But seeing as how I couldn't find him anywhere, that left only one spot he could be. Inside the leaf-pile sized, steaming-hot mashed potatoes from that living potato's mashed potato bazooka.

"Hold on Theodore!" I yelled out, making a mad dash for the pile of mashed potatoes. There was no telling if he was okay or not. And getting him out of here was the main priority!

But as soon as I got near it, a french-fry coming at me from bullet relatable speeds whizzed right past my head, going right through my cape. This making a hole in it.

I stopped dead in my tracks, looking ahead of the pile of mashed potatoes where Theodore was, only to see that the living human-sized potato was controlling a crank gun that seemed to have come out of nowhere! Only instead of bullets, it had crinkle-cut french-fries as ammo.

It kept cranking the gun, making fry after fry fly out at great speeds! All aimed towards me! I quickly used a teleportation spell and got out of range of the fry bullets. Sadly, this forced me to move away from the mashed potatoes on the ground. And the more I saw all that steam rise, even from the good amount of distance I was from the mashed potatoes, I knew that it had to be burning Theodore worse than a stove!

The living potato didn't care though as it simply adjusted the crank gun, firing more of his ammo at me. But sadly for him, he infuriated the wrong unicorn.

So after loading in another round of crinkle-cut french-fries, he launched the whole magazine of them at me. But once they got close, I simply used my magic to make a magical force-field at a certain degree. This making every fry that came at me one after another just bounce off the shield, going up and into the air. And once the last fry bounced off the shield, I adjusted it to make it a bowl shape. Making all the fries that flew up into the air landing into it.

Once they all landed inside, I made the bowl cover up the top of the fries, making them all fit into a simple circular container. I then changed the shape around a little, making one end turn into that of a gun. Pointed right at the crank gun the potato had used against me. And to extension, the potato itself.

It freaked as he saw my own version of a french-fry gun and just stood there shaking like a leaf. And it wasn't until all the fries fired back at once, did he start running away. Lucky for him, he wasn't what I was aiming for. If I was right, Twilight said that only her magic could take his life away. Meaning that any of the fries flying at him like a speeding bullet wouldn't hurt him because the aura of my magic was surrounding each of them. Which was the only reason that they were able to go that fast anyway.

Too bad the same didn't go for his crank gun, which is what I was aiming for all along. Sadly, the potato didn't realize any of this before it was too late. Meaning that all the fries he shot at me destroyed that gun. Stopping any chance he had of using it on me again.

And with that finally taken care of, I stopped using my magic and tossed my cape aside. The tattered thing would've only caused me to trip as I tried to finally get to those mashed potatoes. I just hope Theodore is alright after how long he's been in there.

But right as I got to pile of mashed potatoes, the potato wasn't done trying to kill me. Because before I could start to move any of the mashed potatoes, I heard an odd sound. Almost as if... Wind was being sliced by something.

I looked up only to see that coming right at me was a very thin potato chip flying at me like a razor sharp discus. Not only that, but with how thin it was, it was almost impossible to see coming! The only way you could notice it was the wind in front of it was actually visible as it was being cut. Which made little to no sense, but since a giant living potato was attacking me, I didn't question it as it was all weird enough.

Still, it was coming right for my head. And with it being too fast, even faster than the fry bullets, I couldn't teleport my way out of this. And even if I tried to duck, I wouldn't be able to get low enough to escape it. The lowest I would be able to get would still let it scalp me alive!

So having no way to avoid it, I flinched in fear. Not having much else of an option. It was moving too fast for even Celestia to catch it, and I wouldn't survive a slice like that.

And I would've been a goner had it not been for a certain Ninja Bear's wooden katana coming out of the mashed potatoes and hitting the potato chip discus directly under it at just the right time. And with how thin it was, just the slight hit of it was enough to make it shatter into tons of small potato chip pieces.

"THEODORE! You're okay!" I screamed in utter happiness, glad that he was safe. The potato just acting shocked that he was alright.

But after Theodore smiled in happiness about both of us being okay, he jumped out of the mashed potatoes, charging at the giant potato to finish him off.

Knowing that I couldn't stop him, or do anything to help since my magic was useless, that left me to sit on the sidelines as Theodore finished this up. Though, it was just as terrifying as actually being in the fight.

So as Theodore kept charging in, running on two legs with his wooden katana in his right claw, the potato got out more potato chip discusses. which he simply pulled out of himself as if he was the Michelin Man.

But throwing one after another, Theodore simply dodged them by either dropping to all fours with his katana in his mouth, or just jumping over any of them that came lower towards the ground.

And by twenty feet from it, the potato was getting afraid of Theodore getting too close. So he simply pulled out two more potato chip discusses, throwing them both at the same time towards Theodore. One high enough so Theodore wouldn't be able to jump over the one that was low to the ground.

But instead of getting hit by either razor sharp discus, Theodore decided to go through the middle of the two. He propped himself on the katana like a stilt, letting the lower discus slice right through it. But by sacrificing it, he was able to not only get through the two, but catch the back part of the higher discus with the tips of his claws. And since he was only about seven or so feet from the potato, he was able to redirect the potato chip discus back to him.

The Potato froze in place from fear, knowing that since that discus wasn't being redirected by magic, it was going to be effective against him. And with only a few feet between him and the discus, he had no means of escape. Resulting in... Two potato halves.

After defeating it, Theodore started jumping in victory. Glad that he pretty much took down a giant potato all by himself. He then turned and ran to me, happy to see that I was okay.

"Mommy!" He yelled out in delight, hugging me at how happy he was.

"Theodore, that was amazing!" I complimented, being very sincere about that. "Trixie thinks that this calls for a reward!" I told him, smiling.

He then simply pointed at his sliced up katana, trying to tell me that he wanted a new one.

Which I simply smiled at. "Alright, we'll go get you a new wooden katana." I told him. This making him so happy, I could see the smile from behind his ninja mask. "Let's go." I told him, walking off to get him a new katana.

But before we could leave, he stopped me and gave me a begging face, wanting one other thing. This being the one thing I didn't want to get him. Although, I guess I had no choice.

I sighed and nodded, smiling. "And Trixie will let you go to Bushido School." I gave in, forming a sad smile.

"YAY! MOMMY!" He said, jumping on my back and hugging the back of my head. To which I simply chuckled a little as we walked away, finally done with fighting for the day.

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*Camera fades into main stage, where Zeke, Trixie, Theodore, and Dino are all standing on screen. The mane seven, minus Blitz, and Princess Luna and Princess Celestia are sitting. But Joe, Spike, and Deadpool are all gone*

Trixie: And there you have it every pony! The dares featuring us! *I start grumbling angrily, mad about something* Trixie's sorry, what was that? *she asked with a smile*

ME: How come your skit was so much better than mine?! I mean, mine was tiny compared to yours!

Trixie: Trixie thinks that you just don't know how to make as good a performance like moi. Of course, we need only look at you Theatre Class grades from the past to see that. *she then chuckled at her joke*

ME: HEY! Your contract clearly states no revealing of personal information! Of both mine, or yours!

Trixie: Well sorry Zeke, but I have just as much immunity as you do with the rules. The lawyers and the little boy named Franklin can prove that.

ME: Fine, whatever! *turns back towards camera* Anyway, I think that this Dare Event was a success! Pretty good for the first one huh?! Either way, sorry if your dares weren't brought into the Event, but we do need to hold onto some of them for the future! But don't worry! I'm making a list, checking it twice-

Trixie: Dressing in red, getting lazy and fat, breaking into other people's homes and chugging their milk. *she smirks*

ME: Shut it! Anyway, with things drawing to a close, I think it's about time we do two last things before ending this out. The first one being, answering any of your questions! Now, I won't show who submitted what questions since that'll get tedious, but I will show which question I am responding to! So here they are!

Do you like Trixie?

In a way, yes. She's not my favorite character. Nor is she even in my top ten, but she's my favorite Low-Class Antagonist.

Trixie: A WHAT?! *she glares*

Let me explain: I put all antagonists in one of two groups. High-Class and Low-Class. High Class being big antagonists. (Discord, Queen Crysallis, Whipper) Low-Class being smaller antagonists. (Gilda, Flim and Flam, and of course Trixie) Think of it like in real life. There are antagonists everywhere. That bully from 3rd grade? Low-Class. A murderer out to get you? High-Class. That's what I mean.

Who's your favorite author?

To be honest... I don't have one. I mean, I do like reading! Don't get me wrong! But when I look for a good book, I look for the genre. So I'm never really focusing on the author. Although I do give credit where it's do. Like when I was a kid, I loved Dav Pilkey books because I loved that type of genre. Other books I've read are The Executioner, The Boy Who Dared, The Hunger Games series, and the book I'm reading right now City of Bones.

Who's your favorite reviewer?

AH! Please don't make me choose! You're all my favorite!...

None of you are gonna buy that are you? Well, I don't really have a favorite reviewer, but I do like some more than others. Not that I hate any of you! You're all awesome, and I love reading all the reviews you all put up! (Sappy/cheesy, but true. You're all awesome :D)

Who's your favorite background character?

Wow, that's a tough one... Well let's see, I can narrow it down to at least five. Lyra, Derpy, Dr. Hooves, DJ Pon-3, and Octavia...

5. Dr. Hooves is only here because of the pairing between him and Derpy, so he's out. (Lyra, Derpy, DJ Pon-3, Octavia)

4. Pon-3's pretty awesome, but since I love a ton of other types of music more than Dub-Step... Yeah. (Lyra, Derpy, Octavia)

3. The fan music made for Octavia is amazing and I love it all (Swing! Tavi Swing! FTW), but she just falls short. (Lyra, Derpy)

2. She's funny, I love the song that she's most know for (Anthropology), and her human obsession I like, but only one BG pony tops Lyra.

1. QUEEN OF MUFFINS! I love Derpy SO much, I even made a male counter-part of her in this story! (Jumpy J any pony?) In fact, I'm trying to decide whether I should make a pairing of those two, or keep the DerpyXDr. Hooves... What do all of you think?

Will you do a season four?

Well, I haven't even done a season three yet so...*shrugs* Ya got me there.

Does Double Rainboom ever happen in your story?

That!... Is a very good question! And even though me and the creator of that video share the same first name, I don't think I can. (Yes, my first name is Zachary, but I prefer Zeke. Mainly because there's like nine other Zachary/Zach's in my school. So every pony, just call me Zeke please.)

But that being said, I don't know how that would work. I mean, I'd basically be copying his entire episode, but just including Blitz in it. Not much to gain from that really.

Rainbow Dashes family has been overlooked quite a bit hasn't it?

Now that you mention it, you're right. All we've really seen of her family is a short little flashback where Dash was standing on what could only be her father's back. That, and Scootaloo being her 'unofficial' sister. But maybe that'll be explored a little more in season four. I mean, for Twilight's Princess ceremony, her parents were there obviously. Maybe if Rainbow Dash eventually gets a ceremony for joining the Wonderbolts, we'll see a little flashback of her parents. Or at least, a two second shot of them being proud of her.

ME: And I think that's all of the questions! Well, with that said, I guess there's only one thing left to do! And with it being the end of the chapter, plus it being night here at Canterlot Castle, I say we end this one final dare!

Rainbow Dash: Another one?! Haven't we all been through enough?!

ME: Don't worry, it's harmless this time! Honest! And here it is!

Sent in from Justus80: I dare every one of you and I mean the mane 6, Blitz, the princesses, Trixie, and you Zeke to do nothing but watch horror movies for the rest of the day and by that I mean night time.

Sent in from Justus80: Except Fluttershy. She watches Disney and Pixar movies. Ha, I'm not that evil. (Yes, I'm counting this as a second dare)

ME: Luckily, we'll be able to do it right here in our very own Cinema Room!

Celestia: Zeke? This is the ballroom where we hold the Gala. There isn't a way for us to watch any movies in here.

ME: Oh, is there? *Stomps on the ground three times to signal Blitz*

*Suddenly, all the windows in the room are covered, making in pitch dark. And after a few seconds, the mounted candles in the room light up. Adding to the 'spooky' effect. Revealing that to the right of us, the floor went from empty to four couches all turned towards a decent sized plasma screen and Blue-Ray player all hooked up. With Blitz standing in the middle of the whole thing as well*

Blitz: Every pony, welcome to the Cinema Room! By getting a few switches and other contraptions set up, I was able to work on the floor here to make it flip upside-down! That way, with just a flip of a switch, the floor will flip back around! Making the couches and TV get out of the way for whenever you need to use this room for something other than watching movies! Complete with four couches able to fit up to three ponies each! Complete with surround sound, a button that signals the servants to bring up popcorn or beverage, and a silent massage feature to try and calm your nerves, or scare you even more for the spine-chilling horror flicks!

*All of the others 'ooo'ed at the amazing technology, running over to sit down in some good seats. Luna and Celestia got their own couch, as did Zeke and Trixie. Twilight, Applejack, and Rarity all sat down on one couch, while Rainbow Dash, Blitz and Pinkie sat in another. Fluttershy on the other hoof, had run away once she heard the last part of Blitz's little speech, following the signs to find the Disney Movies to watch. Dino and Theodore following her since they're both technically less than five years old. Making them WAY too young to be watching the horror movies*

Blitz: With all that said, we only have time for one movie I'm afraid. The one movie that still scares any pony or person that watches it! Paranormal Activity! *Turns towards camera* I know that movie might not all be 'that' scary, but I had to be a little tame for all of them, right readers?

Rainbow Dash: Oh come on! How scary can those three movies be?

Princess Luna: *Drinks soda loudly threw straw. When every pony looks at her, she shrugs* What? Can the Princess of the Night not enjoy a good thirst-quenching beverage during a movie that will attempt to scare us?

Pinkie: Right there with ya, sister! *She said, munching down on some popcorn*

Blitz: *relaxing with massage feature in the couch* Agreeeee~ed. *he said, the massage chair making him draw out the word agreed*

ME: Well with all that said, we'll watch the movie, then show you our reactions afterwards! It would be kind of hard explaining just what part we're all reacting at. So that being said, let's begin...

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*3rd Person POV in Donut Joe's store*

"I can't believe it. The only dare I had in the entire show, and I blew it!" Spike yelled out in anger after swallowing a Homer Simpson style Donut.

"Well at least your dare made it into the final cut!" Morgue yelled out in anger, him and Big Mike each with a plate of donuts in front of them. Big Mike having a serving size plate with original donuts piled onto it, while Morgue just had a normal amount of chocolate glazed donuts. Both their plates almost empty.

"That's nothing! I didn't even have a dare to do in the first place!" Deadpool yelled out, one single éclair left on his sword. Which he was eating like a shish kabob.

"ANOTHER ROUND OF DONUTS!" All four of them yelled out to Donut Joe, who was on the opposite end of the table.

"Don't you all think you've had enough?" He asked, getting worried about how much they've had.

"Had enough?!" Deadpool asked, grabbing Donut Joe by the apron. "I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH! NOW GET ME AND MY PALS HERE SOME MORE DONUTS, OR ELSE I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO-"

"Deadpool, Deadpool. Let me handle this." Morgue told Deadpool, making him stand down and drop Donut Joe to the ground.

Right after Donut Joe put his hooves on the counter to get himself up, Morgue slammed his fist on the table, startling Donut Joe again. And when he looked up, he saw Morgue giving him a death glare. "Your special says 'All You Can Eat Donuts' for five gold bits! We gave you our twenty gold bits already! Now give us the donuts! NOW!" He demanded, not stopping the death glare.

"Nice intimidation." Deadpool said with a nod of approval. "But if it were me, I would hold him at gunpoint for an added affect." He said, pulling out one of his guns.

"Look fellas," Donut Joe began, scared out of his mind by the gun, sword, Deadpool, and Morgue's death glare. "I'm afraid I can't give ya anymore. If you have too much sugar, you'll be too hyper to get home." He explained to them.

"Oh please! How bad could getting a sugar rush from too many donuts be?" Spike asked, not convinced.

But Donut Joe simply pointed off to the side, where two mares were acting crazy. Those two mares being DJ-Pon3 and Octavia.

Sent in from VintageThunder98: DJ-PON3 cheerleads five feet away while Octavia plays "Im Sexy and I know it" On the cello.

(I know that there's more to this dare, but to do all of it, I'm afraid I'll have to split it into two parts. I'll use the other part soon though)

Octavia kept playing 'I'm Sexy and I Know It' on her cello, while Pon-3 kept acting like a cheerleader. Both of them having donut crumbs and sprinkles on their faces. Showing that they must've had a ton of donuts.

"Those two had a donut eating contest. And after like five serving size plates of donuts each, that's what happened! And if all four of you eat too many donuts, then you won't be able to get home. And I'm not watching six customers all night." Donut Joe told them, angry that he had to keep watch over those two already.

"Don't worry Donut Joe, they are all with me." They all turned to see Joe (human Joe) come inside.

"And just who are you?" Donut Joe asked.

"Well... Just call me Mister Frei." Joe answered, not wanting to say Joe since it'd get very confusing very quickly. "I'll be their 'designated driver' if you will. So give them all the donuts until they're full. Or until your out of donuts. Whatever comes first." He added.

"You think they can eat that many?" Donut Joe asked, getting concerned about his stock running out.

"If it goes that far, I'll compensate for the overdose of donuts they eat." He answered, not wanting Donut Joe to go bankrupt. To which Donut Joe nodded and went to the back to get another serving.

"Ya know somethin' kid, you're one a the good ones!" Deadpool said, acting drunk even though he hadn't had one bit of alcohol.

"Deadpool, you aren't drunk." Joe deadpanned. "You're just about as hyper as Pinkie, but that's it. So don't slur your words together like you are." He scolded.

"No wonder they call people like you buzz kills, it's because it's always the designated drivers that ruin the fun!" Deadpool complained as Donut Joe came back with refills of donuts for all of them.

"Anything you want Mr. Frei?" Donut Joe asked, looking up at 'Mr. Frei'.

"Hot chocolate if you will. No marshmallows, piping hot, and coffee creamer in it as well. A lot of coffee creamer." Mr. Frei answered, being specific about it.

"Comin' right up." Donut Joe answered, going to the back.

"Now why are you all eating your troubles away for? The dares are meant to humiliate us for the enjoyment of the readers. Besides, you two got dares of your own." Joe said, looking to Morgue and Big Mike. "They're just going to be incorporated later." Joe reminded them.

"Easy for you to say bro." Big Mike answered, swallowing his third donut whole already. "You got to be an announcer person."

"Oh trust me, I'm angry that I didn't get a dare either. It would've been enjoying to see just what the barbaric readers of this story would want me to do, or see who they wanted to pair me up with. At least as long as they don't pair me up with...her..." Joe explained as he sat down opposite of Spike.

"Psst." Deadpool whispered. "You need to give a better hint than that so that way the readers can try and figure it out."

"Hmm? Oh, right. Let me repeat that so the narration that comes after my line puts it more clearly. Ahem..." Prepares to give a hint but frowns. "Not on any of your lives audience. I'm not giving you a hint as to which mare I want you pairing me up with." He stated, not showing any emotion.

"Either way," Joe continued. "you won't have to get too upset at Zeke and Trixie for not including our dares. I've already taken it upon myself to prepare some well deserved revenge for all of the characters that are watching the scary movie. Along with our two infamous hosts." Joe told them. At this time, Donut Joe came back with the steaming hot chocolate. Which he had to use an oven mitt for the mug to keep from burning himself.

"Oh, some revenge?! SWEET!" Deadpool gushed. "What is it?!"

Joe then took the handle of the hot chocolate and drank a large amount. The heat of the hot chocolate not effecting him at all surprisingly. After about ten seconds of keeping the hot chocolate in his mouth, he finally swallowed the liquid.

He then broke into a large evil grin, which looked pretty creepy coming from Joe. Not to mention, he had steam come out his nostrils thanks to the hot chocolate. This leaving the other four to get a freaked out about his plan. Even though it wasn't that bad as he made it out to be.

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3rd Person POV

*After the movie ends in Canterlot Castle*

Movie turns off right before the credits. One or two of the few candles having been put out by now. Making it worse for most of them. Luna and Blitz still weren't scared though. In fact, they're even chuckling at the movies attempt to scare them. Celestia, on the other hoof, was shivering in place a little. Scared from all that happened in the movie. Plus the jump scare at the end didn't help anything.

Pinkie Pie wasn't taking it as well as they were though. By the end of the movie, she had eaten through plenty of buckets of popcorn. Going as far as to make a protective fort of popcorn buckets, as well as a popcorn bucket helmet.

Rarity, Applejack, and Twilight weren't doing so good either. They had all grouped together in fear, terrified of the movie. Even after it was over, they were all shaking as if the massage feature on the couch was on.

Trixie and Zeke were acting just like those three though. Leaned back, huddled up together as if the movie was going to come out and attack them. They weren't shaking in fear, but with the expressions on their faces, you could tell that they were definitely scared of the movie.

Rainbow Dash surprisingly had it worse though. Since she had let her guard down throughout most of the movie, expecting it to not even be as scary as 'The Headless Horse'. Sadly for her, it definitely proved itself as a scary movie. And the fact that she let her guard right back down after every scare made it worse. Forcing her to be hugging the nearest thing in defense, shaking just as much as Twilight and the other two. That nearest thing being, Blitz.

"You know the movie's over right?" He asked, looking at rainbow mare who was hugging him tightly.

"Don't care. Just turn off that TV." She mumbled so none of the others would notice that she was hugging Blitz for comfort, not moving from that spot. She then gestured to the glowing blue screen that the TV still had on.

Blitz shrugging and clicked his ear, which he programmed to act as the remote so no pony would be able to turn off the movie if they got too scared. This also made the room light up, going back to looking welcoming instead of creepy.

That made every pony calm down, Rainbow Dash quickly breaking away from Blitz to try and get it together before the others noticed. Same for Zeke and Trixie, who didn't realize that they were hugging one another until now.

Pinkie then busted out of her popcorn bucket fort, calmed down from the movie. "Well that was spooky! Let's watch it again!" She said, now excited to be scared again.

"WHAT?!" Rarity asked, still terrified of the movie. "You want to watch it again?! That movie was the scariest thing I had ever witnessed!"

"That's what made it super fun! It was all like, 'RAWR'! And we were all like 'AH'! Except for Blitz and Luna who were all like "Hahaha'! And Rarity was all 'EEEEEEEEEEE'! Almost like a scared girl in a movie! It was actually really convincing! You really made me think you were actually scared!" Pinkie complimented.

"I was scared!" Rarity yelled out. "I never want to see that movie again! What pony in the right mind would create such a film?!" She asked, angry at the movie and director.

"Says here that his name is-" Before Blitz could even name the director, all the lights turned out. Making the place completely dark.

"What-what's goin' on?!" Applejack asked in the darkness. And before any pony could answer her, there was a sound of the door creaking open. It then slammed shut and the sound of rattling could be heard coming towards the group.

"Hold on every pony." Celestia told all of them after the rattling started. She then used her magic to create a miniature sun above her, creating enough light for them all to see. But they all wished that they hadn't the moment they all saw what was in the middle of the three couches.

Because in front of them was a terrifying figure. One about as big as one of the mane seven. Except it was a lot less friendly. Instead of having eyes, it just had dark empty holes. Blood dripping out of the sockets. Its mane was un-kept and horrifying. Having leaves, burn marks, and tiny bones tied by the ends of a few strands of hair. Not to mention, it had a necklace of rabbits feet for 'good luck'. Only, the rabbits feet all looked fresh. Finally, it had scratches and cuts throughout its body. Looking mangled and destroyed. To the point where it was a mystery as to how it was standing. Of course, it looked like one of the mane seven in particular. That one pony being... Being...

"F-Flu-Fluttershy?..." Twilight asked slowly, speaking up first.

But as she said that, the undead figure known as Fluttershy just looked up forward. Just looking off into space despite her lack of eyes. And then, scaring all of them with one single noise, she opened her mouth and went...

"RAAAAAAAWWWWWRRR!" As loudly as possible, making blue flames come out her mouth and nearly burn Trixie and Zeke to death.

At that point, all groups on each couch were scared out of their minds. Applejack, Twilight, and Rarity jerked backwards, making the couch fall on its back to which they just huddled together behind for safety. Pinkie Pie jumped completely into the one popcorn bucket that was the furthest from Fluttershy. While Rainbow Dash simply hugged Blitz tightly out of fear, Blitz frozen in place from what was in front of them all. Celestia and Luna flinched back in fear, looking just as terrified as the rest of them.

Of course, Trixie and Zeke had it worse since Fluttershy was looking right at them. The scary blue fire nearly hitting them. And as Fluttershy took a step towards them, they flinched once again, huddling together for protection since they were both terrified. While they did that though, the figure just vanished into thin air. A note taking its place and falling to the ground. On the note, it only had a sentence or two on it. Saying,

Remember this next time you pick out what dares you're going to incorporate.
-Joe, Big mike, and Morgue

P.S. Blame Discord as he's the one who came up with and made the Undead Fluttershy Figure.

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*Discord appears, grinning at the camera*

Discord: Oh what?! Did any of you really think that I wouldn't show up?! After all the chaos that this one chapter alone brought?! Give the Embodiment of Chaos some credit here!

Discord: Any who~, we all hoped that you enjoyed this Special Six Month Anniversary of the story, along with all the dares that were put into this!... Wait a second, I only count nine! That won't do, we need at least one more! And since I wasn't even brought in this chapter until just now, not to mention Trixie, Blitz, and the others are all too shocked to do much, I'll take the liberty of choosing the final dare! So here it is!

Sent in from Mewchu: I dare someone to give a pie to that Ursa Minor a 'certain blue pony' bragged about defeating, but they have to do it while wearing a random noise maker that cannot be taken off except by the other host.

Discord: An Ursa Minor Hmm?... *holds up pie that has a string sticking out of it* Well, I baked this pie to give to Princess Luna as revenge of sending me to the moon via comet, but... Alright, if I have to.

*Discord snaps his fingers and disappears*

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Skit #5: Explosive Flavor!

3rd Person POV

Discord immediately appears in front of a giant cave with the pie. And oddly enough, the cave has a giant friendly looking wooden door in it.

"Ahem..." Discord knocks on the door of the giant cave, an Ursa Minor answering it with a confused look as to why a door's there in the first place. When he looks to Discord afterwards, he's in a grandma costume, the noisemaker on his eagle wrist. Which goes off loudly playing circus music.

When the music stops, Discord speaks with an old lady voice. "Why hello there! I just moved into the house next door, and I thought it best to give my neighbor a pie. Here you are child."

The Ursa Minor, not sure whether to eat, squash, or just stare at the weird old lady ended up just taking the pie and bringing it up to his face to look at it. But at that moment, the pie exploded, thanks to the bomb that was in the pie.

"HAHAHAHA! Careful there! It has an EXPLOSIVE taste! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Discord then snapped his fingers to disappear back to the outro. Leaving the Ursa Minor to stand there with a very confused expression. As well as smoke and ash all over his face from the explosion.

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Discord: *Appears in the outro, wiping a tear from his eye* Oh that was hilarious! I wish I could see the look on that ugly bears face! Either way, we hope you enjoyed this chapter! And for those dares that haven't been brought in yet, they're coming soon so don't worry! Until next time every pony, keep those chaotic dares coming! Buh-bye!

QotC: If Discord came to your house with a grandma outfit, a noisemaker on his wrist that looked like a detector for an escaped prisoner, loud clown music playing from seemingly nowhere, and an explosive pie, how would you react?

And remember, bring in those dares every pony!