Hey every pony, and welcome back to A Brony Life! I'm here with Dino! Say hi Dino!

*Dino comes out of nowhere and makes a roaring sound as he waves, his top hat still on*

And also with me is either some pony you hate or love to see in the intro! Trixie!

Trixie: *She then teleported herself right beside me* Well that was uncalled for.

I know, but I'm not really that wrong. Anyway, to start out this episode, we decided to bring in two different characters at once! The idea given to us by a friend of ours named Sunblast X!

Trixie: How is he our friend? Trixie hasn't met him.

And it's probably best we keep it that way! Anyway, here for the intro! Pipsqueak and Princess Luna!

Pipsqueak: WOW! I've neva been to an intro before!

Luna: Greetings Zeke and Trixie. Thank you for thy invitation.

Don't mention it! Glad to see you both come!

Pipsqueak: Woah! What's with this giant golden statue of a pony?! Or this silver one of a... Um... Raccoon-Bear?

Trixie: Okay I give up, what is he supposed to be? He has a British accent, but is dressed up like a hobo.

Pipsqueak: Hobo?! *He then ran up to Trixie with a frown* I'll 'ave you know, I'm the most feared pony a tha seas! I'm Cap'n Pipsqueak!

Trixie: ... *looks at me* What is he?

He just told you! He's Cap'n Pipsqueak! Most feared pirate of the seven seas! Along with Princess Luna!

Pipsqueak: That ye very much Mister Zeke!

Hehehe... Mister Zeke... Funny. Anyway, with the introductions of the intro out of the way, let's start up the top comments!

3: NoPonyYouKnow.

Pipsqueak: Wait just a tic, if Mister Zeke don't know em then do I know em?

Luna: I do not think so young Pipsqueak. Still, let us respond to his answer.

Pipsqueak: Alrighty. Well, he makes a good point. Gilda don't do the same things as other Griffons.

Yeah. In a way, Gilda's a hipster. A bad, out of date, hipster, but still.

2: whovian803.

Trixie: Oh you have you to be kidding me! Just two chapters ago, you said that Gilda was a complete and total B-

Luna: TRIXIE! *Trixie flinches as Luna uses the Canterlot Voice* IF THOU DARES TO SPEAK ILL OF SOME PONY, THEN DO IT WHEN SOME PONY LIKE PIPSQUEAK IS NOT AROUND!

Trixie: R-right...Sorry...

Pipsqueak: *Leans towards me* What was she gonna say?

She... Was going to say something really rude. That much I'll admit. Now for the Top Comment!

1: Christ's Disciple.

If that ever happened, I'd actually watch the news for more than the weather. XD

Pipsqueak: Wait, humans don't got cloud homes?

Afraid not Pipsqueak. Only normal boring houses. Still, I guess some interesting things happen... If you don't compare Equestria to our world anyway.

Alright! And with those said, let's start the chapter!

Trixie: Wait a second. Wasn't there something else you wanted to do?

Hmm... Oh yes! Thanks for reminding me Trixie! You see every pony, I want to try something else new for the intro! Something that'll make the intros a little less scripted, and more entertaining! And here it is!

I want to start a new segment called, My Little Dares! And with it, at the end of every chapter in the outro, I'm gonna ask all of you to send in a dare! A dare for any pony in the world of MLP, any unique background/OC pony that has been on this story! (Blitz, Whipper, Swift Lightning, Ginger Star, etc.), maybe even one of us from the intro!

Trixie: Wait, what?!

Yes Trixie, that's right! Even if they have a dare for me, Dino, or Trixie, we'll do it! That is, as long as it fits in T rating and doesn't involve one of us dying. Sorry all readers that want Trixie's head on their mantle! Lower your pitch forks please!

Trixie: We didn't agree to that last part...

Oh well, I trust my readers enough! Anyway, with that said we'll let you all start up the chapter! Until next time every pony!

Intro Area Decorations to Date: A very realistic sky with a sun in the middle, A baby pony-sized T-Rex with a top hat named Dino, wires all around the floor, scorch markings on the floor that spell out 'Blitz Waz Herez', the TARTIS, a giant golden statue of Stepony (Pony Stephano) who is wearing a Trixie shirt, a chalkboard with names of most the main characters that have tallies under each of them (Rarity having the most), cracks on the ground as well as in the wall, a banner that says 'Trixie and Zeke's Intro' directly overhead, a Trixie shaped imprint on the wall.

Disclaimer (As told by Trixie): Zeke does not own MLP. All he owns is this idea, Blitz, Dino, RJ, Jumpy, and anything else that he's personally created throughout the story. That not including the three background characters that belong to three of the readers that read this story!

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Scootaloo's POV

"A-are you sure this is a good idea Scootaloo?" I heard Sweetie Belle ask from behind me. Her and Applebloom were both walking behind me as I walked ahead.

"What? You're the one who came up with the idea for a plant cataloging Cutie Mark." I reminded her. While we all got to have a sleepover at our clubhouse for the first time, our sisters trusting us to be safe by ourselves, we were trying to figure out ways to earn our Cutie Marks. And when Sweetie Belle thought of an idea, we all set out to do it!

"Yeah, but I didn't mean in the Everfree Forest!" She yelled out at me, kind of angry that I choose the Everfree Forest to ride us through on my scooter and wagon.

"Hey, no pony knows all the plants in here right?! So maybe if we come in here, we can discover a new plant! That'll give us our Cutie Marks for sure!

"I don't know 'bout this. Seems like too much trouble. Besides, Applejack told us that if we left the clubhouse, to tell her about it." Applebloom reminded us.

"But if we told her where we were going, then she wouldn't let us come here." I argued.

"Maybe that's a good thing! You know what happened last time we went in here! If Fluttershy didn't find us, we'd be statues!" Sweetie Belle said, getting scared.

"Aw come on! Everfree Forest is huge! We won't run into that thing again!" I told them, acting brave. Besides, I couldn't let Rainbow Dash down! I was her little sister now! I couldn't just wimp out on something like this! That would make Rainbow Dash humiliated!

"But what if we run into something else?!" Sweetie Belle asked, getting really scared now.

"Like what?" I asked.

"Like maybe a Manticore! Or a dragon! Or maybe even-

"A pack a Timberwolves?!" Applebloom finished for Sweetie Belle.

"Yeah like a pack of Timberwolves!" Sweetie Belle agreed.

I stopped us in place, turning towards them. "That's silly! We won't run into any Timberwolves!" I told them.

"Oh yeah?! Then what're they?!" Applebloom asked, pointing ahead of us.

Me and Sweetie Belle looked ahead, seeing three pairs of angry eyes peering out from the shadows of the trees. And after getting terrified of just the eyes, the pack of Timberwolves jumped out into the moonlight, growling at us.

"T-T-TIMBERWOLVES!" We all yelled out in fear, scared for our lives by this point.

There wasn't a way we could turn around in the scooter and wagon, and we couldn't just run for it either. So when the main one lunged at us, I jumped back, landing in the wagon with the others as the Timberwolf ended up biting down on my scooter, ripping the handle part off the stand and sending it off to the side.

The three of us started moving backwards a little in the wagon, but rolled into a tree. Leaving the three Timberwolves to just surround us and get ready to get us for good.

And as the main one lunged at us again, we all shut our eyes in fear of being eaten. But after a few seconds of nothing happening, we opened our eyes to see Blitz on top of a pile of wood.

"Blitz!" We all yelled out, happy to see him.

"What are three doing out here?!" He asked, before realizing that the other two Timberwolves were now facing him.

But he just simply got a bored look and as they lunged at him, he jumped up. Balancing himself on his tail as the Timberwolves ran into the side of his metal tail. And while they were dazed, Blitz quickly spun around. His tail spun with him, causing the Timberwolves to get hit by the edges of tail, falling apart as they got hit.

Once all three Timberwolves were now lying as piles of wood, he got off his tail and landed back on all fours. "Okay. One of you three mind telling me just what you're all doing out here? Don't you know it's dangerous?!" He asked, concerned.

"That's what I've been saying! But Scootaloo was sure that coming out here would get us our Cutie Marks!" Sweetie Belle explained to Blitz.

He frowned at us, but sighed a little. "Well, good thing I was coming back from Zecora's or you would have been worse off. But at least no pony got hurt."

That made me remember. "Oh no, my scooter!" I yelled out, getting up and running over to the stand of my scooter. I got it and looked around for the handle for it too.

"Here it is." Blitz said, picking up the handle after noticing that I was looking for it.

"Oh my gosh! I can't fix this!" I yelled out, shocked about the damage my scooter took.

Blitz sighed and walked over to the wagon, putting the handle of the scooter in it before attaching the handle of the wagon to his tail. "Get in Scootaloo. I'll take you to my house to help fix it up." He told me.

"Really?! Oh thank you!" I said, jumping in that wagon with the stand of my scooter. Once I was in, Blitz started to take us to his house to fix it up.

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Blitz's POV

So after taking them to my house, I unlocked the door and let them inside, telling them to just stay in the living room while I went to my workshop to fix Scootaloo's scooter. RJ helped me since he was used to being up at night.

"Clamp." I asked, holding out my hoof. Once RJ got the clamp for me, I got the scooter to stay in place while I got ready for the last part. Since the handle was metal, I just had to weld it together.

"Welder mask." I asked, RJ getting one for me, along with a small one for him.

"Storm Cloud Cupcake." He then gave me the cupcake, which I then ate. Then I got my tail, welding the broken metal part of the scooter back together.

And as soon as I finished with that, I took a piece of Sandpaper and sanded the top of the stand, evening it out to make the scooter just a little better.

"There. Done." I told them, both of us taking off the welding masks. He then got the clamps off the scooter, me taking it and going back to the living room where they were.

And once Scootaloo saw her scooter all fixed up, she gasped in delight. "You fixed it! Thank you Blitz!" She said, running to it.

But I held it just out of reach. "Wait a second Scootaloo. I just welded this thing together. You gotta wait for it to cool down. Which you'll have plenty of time for as you all get back to Applejack's house." I told them.

"WHAT?!" They all asked.

"Did you all think that I'd just let you stay here and get away with going into the Everfree Forest without some pony with all of you?" I asked them, frowning to all of them.

"Come on Blitz, ya can't tell my sister what we did! This is the first night that they trusted us with spendin' the night at our clubhouse!" Applebloom begged.

"Sorry girls, but I can't let you get away with it. It was the wrong thing to do." I scolded, walking to the door. "Now come on, we need to hurry before Applejack gets even more worried." I told them while opening the door.

"Blitz?" I heard Sweetie Belle ask.

"Yes?" I asked, turning back to all of them giving trying to guilt trip me with puppy-dog eyes at the same time.

"Please don't tell our sisters!" They all said in unison, trying to beg.

"Aw, that's so cute..." I said to them. They grinned, their eyes still wide and begging. "...You all actually think you can guilt trip me into doing what you want." I finished.

"But," Sweetie Belle then stepped up, sobbing to add to the affect. "we promise we won't do it again! Honest!"

"Yeah! And can you really say no to a face like that?!" Scootaloo asked, gesturing to Sweetie Belle's poor sad face.

Honestly, it was a good effort. And they would probably get away with it too. If it wasn't for the two facts that one; I was still holding a grudge against them for the poison incident. And two, I was pretty much immune to begging faces like that.

"Say no to a face like that? Why, only some pony with a heart of steel could say that..." I said, acting like I was falling for it. Which they believed as they grinned. "Oh wait!" I yelled out. "I do have a heart of steel!" I laughed a little at my joke as the CMC frowned with their puppy-dog eyes. "No." I deadpanned.

"What?! But that always works on Rarity..." Sweetie Belle said, confused.

"Sorry girls, but I'm not falling for that. So I'm afraid that you'll have to face taking on Applejack." I said, walking for the door.

Sadly, before I could even set one hoof outside my own home, a flash of lightning showed. This showing me that a storm had started. Meaning that... It was raining.

"Really? The Weather Patrol? At a time like this?..." I asked, trying to be quiet about it as I closed the door before the rain could get me from the doorway.

And turning around, I saw the three CMC members smiling at me with victory. Knowing full well that A, I couldn't let them go out in the rain like that. And B, I couldn't go out in the rain like that.

So I sighed, knowing that there was no other choice but... "Fine, you three win. You can stay here for the night and survive 'The Wrath' that is Applejack." I told them.

They all then took a deep breath before screaming at the top of their lungs, "CUTIE MARK CRUSADER SLEEPOVER AT BLITZ'S HOUSE! YAY!"

"...yay..." I mumbled, not even close to excited.

"Still, with this storm Applejack's sure to go to your clubhouse and see that you're not there. We need a way to tell her that you're here..." That's when RJ ran up to me, more than happy to go.

But I knew the real reason and raised an eyebrow at him. "Really? You'd run through a storm just to use an excuse to see Winona?" I asked, quiet enough so the three girls still celebrating their victory couldn't hear.

He simply shrugged with a sly smirk, making me face-hoof. "Fine." I said, pulling out a small note and pencil to write something real quick so RJ could send it.

Applejack,

Don't worry about the CMC, they're at my house. I found them wondering the Everfree Forest being attacked by Timberwolves. I saved them and they're okay now, but they'll have to stay at my house until the morning because of the storm. Come by tomorrow morning to get them please.

Thanks, Blitz.

Giving the note to RJ, he put it into his small golf bag before bolting out the door to get to Sweet Apple Acres.

"So I guess we're still gettin' punished huh?" Applebloom asked.

"Oh, without a doubt." I told them, making them frown. But I shrugged. "But of course, since Applejack's gonna punish you whether I do or not, I guess you are all off the hook for tonight."

"YES!" They all yelled out, doing a group high-hoof.

"So what should we do first?! Rainbow Dash said you have a trampoline room!" Scootaloo said with excitement.

"Rarity said you have a Rec Room!" Sweetie Belle added.

"Well Applejack said that... That..." Applebloom tried to think of something. And a few seconds later, she thought of something that was just as great as what Scoots and Belle said. "That you got some amazin' stories about yerself 'fore ya came ta Ponyville!"

I went wide-eyed about what Applebloom just said, while the other two CMC got curious about that. "Really?! Want kinda stories?! Are they as good as Rainbow Dash's stories?!" Scootaloo asked.

I just ignored her though as I kept looking at Applebloom, who realized just what she said and gulped. "Oops! I wasn't supposed ta say that!" She yelled out loud.

But it was too late as I took a deep breath to try and calm down. I then walked over to where they all were, Applebloom even sorrier for saying that.

"Applebloom?" I asked.

"Y-yeah?" She answered.

"Just what did Applejack tell you?" I continued, talking without emotion.

"Well, she didn't tell me, per say..." Applebloom starting moving her hoof around in a circle to avoid looking at me.

"What. Did. Applejack. Say?" I asked, being calm about this. But at the same time, getting more and more furious with Applejack about what she said.

"Well, uh... She said... To herself that..." But before Applebloom could finish her thought, Sweetie Belle stopped her.

"Wait a second. Is this about Blitz being a 'human' before coming to Equestria?" Sweetie Belle asked, putting quotation marks around 'humans' with her front hooves.

And as she finished Applebloom's sentence, she got worried for her sister's sake. Applejack probably telling her not to tell any pony else that she knew. Especially me.

And she had a right to be worried honestly, because after hearing that, I looked off into space. Eyes wide-opened, and jaw six feet underground.

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And so begins the fourth episode! Honestly, I don't know whether to feel sorry for Blitz or Applejack. Because something tells me that Blitz isn't going to let her just slide. Either way, this episode is just starting every pony!

Also, don't forget about what I said in the intro! And for those of you that want to just jump right into the story, here it is again!

I'm making a new segment where you guys send in dares! Whether the dares are for any pony from the actual show of MLP; the original characters that either I or some of the other readers made; or even me, Dino, and Trixie from in the intro! So that said, feel free to send in any dare you could think for any of us to do!

(Warning: Must stay within 'T' Rating, and no death of any characters. Severe injury and such is allowed though. :) Also, no daring me to include your OC or do anything that will affect the story itself. Thank you.)

So with that said, can't wait to hear your response to the QotC! Along with your dares! So until then, see you tomorrow every pony!

QotC: If you had to watch the CMC for the night, how long do you think you would last? Is it even possible for any pony but Fluttershy to do that?