A Brony Life
Chapter 35: Party Animals (Episode 6)
Previous Chapter Next ChapterWhat is up once again every pony?! Now with all the ponies that you've all put into the poll, I decided to start it off with a "BOOM-DA-BOOM-BOOM!"
Really guys?! I can't even get through two sentences without you all making so much noise?!
*Sadly none of them heard me because DJ Pon-3 was playing some music so loud that no pony could even talk to any pony else. All of them, including the princesses, didn't really care though as they all were enjoying the party*
Will I ever get through an intro with this?!
Discord: *appears right next to me* Here, let me help. *He then snaps his fingers and a sound proof recording studio appears right where I am*
Wow, thanks Discord. This is actually really helpful of you... *I said, wondering why he just did all of this*
Discord: Trust me, you don't need to thank me. *He then laughed as he went back over to the party, where Pinkie Pie was killing it on the dance floor at this point*
Okay, the sound blocking button thing is... Found it! *I pressed the button that's supposed to block out the sound*
*But as I did, not only did it prevent me from hearing them, and vise versa, but it also caused all the wires to come alive and start attacking me* AH! Some pony help me! *Sadly, none of them could hear me as all the wires wrapped around me* DISCORD!
*As I was being attacked, Blitz somehow noticed. He ate a storm cloud cupcake and went over. And by simply touching the studio, he short circuited it. It then fell apart*
*Vinyl Scratch then stopped the music with a record scratch and they all looked over, seeing me covered in wires* Owww... Thanks Blitz... Now let's just hurry this up now before it gets any worse.
3: ThunderWave12. Yeah, I can't blam you for not liking this style of writing. They can either be really annoying and confusing, or amazing and so fun to read. Sadly, this is my first time writing a 'flashback story' so I don't know if I'm any real good at it. Don't worry though, last chapter had the most flashbacks so hopefully it won't be so confusing now.
2: VintageThunder98. I had something like that happen to me one time. I woke up ten minutes when the bus was scheduled to come to the bus, so I overslept. I got up, put my clothes on, and got my school stuff. As I ran out the door and got to the stop, no one else was there. When I realized it was Saturday, I also realized how stupid I was.
1: Justus80. I kept thinking that when I started writing up this chapter! What's funny though is I've never seen the movies because every time I try to get Hangover 1 or 2, it's always sold out or gone. It's like the universe doesn't want me to see it!
Disclaimer: I don't own any MLP or any famous music/movies/item that is underlined. Those belong to someone else.
Start the chapter... AH! THE WIRES AREN't DEAD! *The wires start attacking me, and every pony else tries to help. Except for Discord who was laughing his head off... Literally.
By the time we got to Sugarcube Corner, we went inside. Mr. and Mrs. Cake saw all four of us and smiled. They weren't really affected by the fact that I had no ear or tail so I guess they knew.
"Hello every pony." Mr. Cake said, looking to us. "If you're looking for Pinkie Pie she's upstairs playing with Pound and Carrot." He told us hurrying back to the kitchen. It looked like they had something to do.
We all shrugged and headed up, seeing Pinkie playing with the twins. Pound was punching a bongo drum, while Carrot was chewing on a trumpet, making sound come out of it every once an a while.
"Uh, Pinkie Pie?" Rainbow Dash asked.
Pinkie turned around and saw us all looking at her. "Oh hey every pony! You're just in time to listen to our band play!" She told us. Then she saw me and laughed a little. "Electric Metal, you do know that-" I stopped her before she could even say it.
"Yeah I know, 'Party till your tail falls off' is just an expression. What about a band now?" I asked her, raising an eyebrow at what she was talking about. Why would she all of a sudden want to have them play music?
"Yeah! After hearing that song from your ear, I wanted to try and get Pound and Carrot to play it!" She told me. She was acting like nothing was wrong even though she saw me with no tail or ear.
"And what are you trying to get them to play exactly?" I asked. What song could be played with a trumpet and bongo drum.
"Like you don't know silly colt! It's that song you said two lion cubs sang!" She told me with a smile wide on her face.
"Lion cubs sang?... Oh not this aga..." I started to say before I had another flashback. I swear, if this is what happens when you get amnesia, then I am never having my head get hit again.
Flashback #6, Blitz's POV
"Well if were gonna have a big party, something tells me were gonna need more tunes then what I got." Pon-3 said to us. Right now, we were all inside Sugarcube Corner, planning the party.
"Oh that's easy! Electric Metal here can play music from his ear!" Pinkie told her. I frowned at her, but she didn't notice.
"Really? That sounds pretty rad! How does it work?" She asked us.
"Easy! Like this!" She then tried to press my ear, but I tried to keep her away, not wanting her to press it. But I was to late as she pressed it and a song I never heard before started playing. It had Pinkie singing about making every pony smile. So I went ahead and just called it the Smile Song. (Which is made by Living Tombstone)
I clicked it off after about half a minute. "Don't do that!" I told her.
"But it's so much fun! Watch!" She then pressed it another song played. I pressed it even faster before I could even tell what it was. She then kept trying to press my ear again and again, which led to e turning it off again and again. After ten seconds of this she pressed my ear and held it down, not letting me get a chance to press it again. It started playing I Just Can't Wait To Be King from The Lion King.
After a few seconds, I tried to pull away so I could stop this nonsense, but when I tried to jerk my head away it was easier than I thought. They both gasped when they saw that my ear was still in Pinkie's hand, but I was two feet away. My ear had come off, and to top it all off, the music was still playing.
"Wow! Your ear came off!" Pinkie said to me, waving it at me.
"I can see that! Give it back!" I said, trying to get it from her.
"CAN YOU HEAR ME BLITZ?!" Pinkie asked loudly as she screamed into my ear that was in her hand. Pon-3 just started laughing, and Pinkie was completely ignoring the fact that she had my whole ear in her hoof.
"OW!" I said holding where my ear should've been. I was able to hear her because I was five feet from her, but it sounded as if she was yelling right into my ear!
End Flashback
"Oh! So that's how my ear can come off!" I said, getting up from the ground. "It has to be held down, than just pulled out." I told them all.
"Yeah! What, did you forget that or something?" Pinkie asked me, kind of confused.
"Yeah, I got amnesia when I flew head first into a tree." I brought her up to speed. I then gasped. "Wait a second, I just had an idea!" I yelled out.
"What is it?" Rainbow Dash asked me.
"It'll make sense after you all see, but every pony just shut up for a few seconds." I said, covering up my right ear.
While I did that, I was able to hear what was going on around my other ear, but just barely. I guess the farther it is, the less of a connection I have with it. Kind of like me being an internet router for my iPhone ear.
But what was going on was what confused me. I kept hearing animals noises all around my ear, along with some foot tapping right next to it. Also, I heard I Like To Move It by King Julian from Madagascar.
I stopped holding my ear and just had a really confused look on my face. "Well, what's going on?" Pon-3 asked me.
"A... An animal dance party?..." I guessed. It sounded like their was dancing anyway.
"Oh yeah! I brought Gummy over to Applejack's this morning to hang out with all the other animals! Oh, and I saw RJ there too!" She told me.
"RJ's there?! But he was... Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!..." I said as I slipped back into another flashback.
Flashback #3, Blitz's POV
"RJ, you come back here with my ear right now!" I yelled at him, flying after him. He was pretty fast, and since we had been up for a while, I was pretty tired so I couldn't fly as fast as I could.
"Blitz hold on! We can still have a great party without it!" Pinkie Pie told me. I didn't listen though as I just kept flying after RJ. He had a smirk on his face as he kept running, happy that he had it because he wanted to bring it back to the other pets.
As I chased RJ, I knew that he wasn't really stealing it for a bad reason. Still, it was the life of the party and not to mention my own ear for crying out loud! I couldn't let him just take it. Besides, Pinkie Pie and DJ Pon-3 would have a hard time keeping a party of this size going without it. Even though they were probably the best party masters in Ponyville.
"Er! You better give it back right now dude!" I said, trying to keep up. I was so tired though, that I closed my eyes for a few seconds. When I opened my eyes and flew into a tree, hitting it hard enough to make me black out.
End Flashback
"Oh that's right. RJ took my ear from the party so he and the rest of our pets wouldn't be so bored at Applejack's." I said, remembering now. "Guess that means that we found my ear." I told them.
"Great! Let's hurry up and get that thing!" Pon-3 said to us as she started going. She then looked back at us. "Light Speed, Nature Chat, Electric Metal, hurry up would'ya?" She said, starting to go.
"Pinkie Pie, how was Angel doing?" Fluttershy asked Pinkie Pie.
"Oh, he was great! No wonder they call it the Bunny Hop!" She told her before going back to Pound and Carrot, who were still playing with the instruments.
"Okay... Well, let's get going before something else happens. Good luck teaching the song to the twins Pinkie Pie." I said to her. Us three then started going after Pon-3.
Once all four of us got to Sweet Apple Acres we looked around a little, but couldn't find one clue as to where our pets were. I tried to listen with my ear, and I could tell that we were definitely closer. But it still didn't help.
That's when we saw Applejack outside, bringing some apples over to her house in a cart. "Applejack!" A few of us called out as we all went over.
"Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy? What're y'all doin back in Ponyville already?" She asked.
"Doesn't matter." I stopped her. We were this close to finally getting my stupid ear back, I wasn't getting held up now. "Do you know where all of our pets are?" I asked her.
She then started laughing a little bit, as if I told a joke. "Yeah, I've seen em. There all out back behind the barn. That ear a yours sure is a hoot Blitz. I've never seen all our critters so happy." She told us with a smile.
"Wow, how long have they had it?" I asked.
"Since this mornin I'ma guessin." Applejack said, thinking back. "Come on, I'll show y'all." She said as she started to walk over behind the barn.
We all looked at each other and shrugged, not sure what exactly to expect. So we followed her, and went around the barn.
What we saw though was just the funniest thing ever.
There was Angel, Tank, Gummy, and RJ all lined up, spelling out 'YMCA'. Angel's ears made the 'Y'. Tank's head and front legs made a 'M''. Gummy was turned to the side and had his tail curled so he resembled a 'C'. And finally, RJ was in the shape of an 'A'.
My ear was right in front of the four, playing YMCA by Village People. It made every other pony there fall over in laughter. I tried to keep myself together though, remembering how he stole my ear just to do all of this.
Owloliscious, Opal, and Winona were all watching off to the side with different expressions. Winona looked like she was about to laugh herself, if it was even possible for dogs to laugh. Owlolisious just had a look of astonishment that all of them were dancing. And Opal had a bored look at all of them, except for RJ in which I noticed she was smiling at a little.
As soon as the song ended, they all stopped dancing and looked to us, having happy expressions. RJ ran up to me with a smirk on his face.
"O-okay RJ. I was going to punish you for stealing my ear... but after seeing...that..." I tried to talk seriously without laughing, but I couldn't hold it anymore and kept laughing with the rest of them.
RJ nodded, happy that his plan to get off the hook worked so well. He then jumped up on my back and reached into my pocket, pulling out one of my toothpicks. "Now what're you doing?" I asked, still laughing.
He didn't even look at me as he jumped to Rainbow Dash, taking out her signature sunglasses. Then over to Pon-3, taking hers as well. Finally, he jumped down and got a daisy from the ground.
He then started to go around, using all four of these things. He put the toothpick in his mouth. Then put Dash's glasses on Tank. Next Pon-3's glasses on Gummy, ignoring the crack in it. Then he went over and put the daisy behind Winona's ear. Which made her roll her eyes at him and make Opal really mad at him at the same time. Exactly what he was planning. Finally, he went over to Angel, bending one of his ears so he looked more relaxed.
"RJ, what's going on?" I asked again, wondering where exactly he was going with this.
He just smirked at all of us as he turned to the other three behind him and chattered something to them. They all then smiled, well most of them since Gummy never moved his face. He then lightly stepped on my ear that was still on the ground, making it play another song. Dynamite by Taio Cruz.
With his backwards baseball cap, and the toothpick, it made him look like a 'tough guy'. Which was exactly what he was going for. With the other three behind him, they all looked like 'tough guys' too. This alone was just funny enough to look at.
As soon as the lyrics started going, he kicked my ear over to me, me catching it. I clicked it back into place, the music still going.
RJ and the other three started dancing to it. It was so funny, I wish I could just take a picture or something. We all fell over once again, laughing our hearts out.
As soon as it was over, we were still laughing. All of them had so much fun dancing to the music, even Angel who was usually grumpy.
I tried to make a decision so I looked at the rest of them and they all smiled and nodded, knowing what I was thinking. I nodded and unhooked my ear, and tossed it to him.
He smirked and caught it, happy that he was letting me keep it. "RJ, whatever you do don't break it okay? Because I'm pretty sure that's the only one, and I can't fix it." I warned him.
He nodded and put it on top of Tank, who didn't have his propellor on for now. I then turned to the rest of them. "Okay well that solves one problem, but I still need to find my tail."
"Yeah, I'd been wonderin what happened. I figured, hehe, that ya," Applejack was about to say it, but I wouldn't let her.
"AJ, if you dare say 'Party till your tail falls off' then you don't know what's gonna happen next." I warned her. I wasn't talking about hurting her or anything, but I would probably end up bucking some of her trees till they were mulch.
"Right, sorry." She quickly apologized while trying to hide her amused smile.
I closed my eyes to try and see if I could have another flashback, but I couldn't for the life of me. When I opened them I saw Dash, Fluttershy, and Pon-3 all leaned in towards me. Applejack was looking at them, wondering just what
"I can never have a flashback when I'm ready for it can I?" I asked rhetorically.
"Well maybe you have to not expect it... If you think that's a good idea..." Fluttershy suggested.
"Not expect it? Great, well how do we figure it out?" I asked them.
"Maybe we can ask around Ponyville?" Applejack suggested, now coming along with us.
"Well guess that's the best idea we got. Let's get going every pony." I told them as I started to get going.
"Wait!" I turned to see Rainbow Dash with a smirk on her face. "We never introduced DJ Pon-3 to her." She told me, pointing to Applejack.
"Oh..." I said getting her joke. "You're right Light Speed. Pon-3 this is..." I paused to try and come up with a good stage name. Before Applejack could try and introduce herself, I stopped her. "She's called County Apple." I came up with. Applejack wasn't a easy name to really make a stage name out of.
"Country Apple?" Applejack asked, really confused now.
But it just made me and Rainbow Dash fall over in laughter, the dancing animal party behind her not making it any easier to keep a straight face while the music was playing Poker Face by Lady Gaga. Not only that, but somehow Winona and Opal got sucked into the dancing mix. This just leaving Owloliscious, who was starting to nod along to the music. Meaning it wasn't long until he joined the animal mosh pit too.
"Cool. Nice to meet ya Country Apple. I'm DJ Pon-3." She said, pointing to herself.
"Uh, how do ya do?" Applejack asked, confused.
"Pretty good. Now let's go and help our friend Electric Metal here find his tail." Pon-3 said, starting to follow me and Rainbow Dash back to Ponyville, with Applejack and Fluttershy right behind her.
The animals didn't notice though, as all of them started dancing to every song it turned to. I shook my head as we all left their party, wondering just when stuff like animal dance parties and having town-wide parties became a usual thing. Then I remembered that now I have not just the party ring leader Pinkie Pie as a friend, but now a DJ that is obsessed with music called DJ Pon-3 as a friend now.
So there wraps up the second chapter! I told you that this chapter was going to be a little crazy. But since I can't have a party for me finishing school with great grades, I had to have a party somewhere! So yeah, I hope you are all enjoying this episode so far, and I will see you all tomorrow for the last part!
QotC: Who out of all the mane seven's pets do you like most?