A/N: Hmm. No reviews when I'm writing this again. I'm starting to think all of you have the same schedule as me (He thinks y'all are high school students as well). Raindrop only reviews on Fridays, so that's what I'm guessing about him/her (He doesn't know which gender Raindrop Splash is, so he doesn't want to offend, though he's pretty sure Raindrop is female). Oh yeah, ignore the parentheticals if you want (He has Multiple Personality Syndrome, but doesn't like talking about it. My name is Old Night, by the way). I guess you'll be seeing another side of me through these authors notes now (If you want to call me another side of him. Can't really complain though, this guy's got a good life). And judging by how Old Night's being, I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess he's gonna 'help' me with answering reviews (High Roller is correct, but be warned, I can be very Cynical). Have you ever had one of those friends you just want to strangle? (Why is he always so mean to me? I ruin one relationship for him, and he never forgives me. Not my fault he never got over her, even though it's been two years.) SHUT UP, OLD NIGHT! (Heehee. He's so easy to piss off, but I'm the only one who can piss him off. Rose can't even do that. I don't know why…) I swear to whatever deity will accept you, Old Night, I'm gonna kick your ass if you don't shut up! (Guess I better go for now. See you at the End Note after the story! Waves goodbye with High Roller's body)

NOTE: I do not own MLP or most of the characters used herein. Every character that isn't mine belongs to Lauren Faust and Hasbro.

Anyways, let's begin the story…

A Little Help

Pinkie Pie was enjoying a very pleasant dream (See other story, S&M) involving herself and Rainbow Dash when Twilight's call woke her up. Pinkie knew the call wasn't meant for her, but her Pinkie Sense had picked up on the large amount of magic used to send the message to whoever Twilight was sending it to, so Pinkie was fairly certain that Twilight REALLY needed cheering up.

She slid out of her bed real slowly, so as not to disturb Rainbow Dash, who was laying right next to her, but planted a kiss on Dash's forehead before she left. Pinkie was sad that she wouldn't be there when Dashie woke up from last night, because Pinkie was sure the hangover was going to hurt.

'Oh well,' Pinkie thought to herself as she bounced along the road to Canterlot, 'I'm just glad that Dashie came to party with me in celebration of Twilight allowing her in the military. Otherwise, my night wouldn't have been anywhere near as fun as it was. But I didn't think anypony could drink that much and still be able to stand, much less do what we did.'

'Too bad Dashie really is the Fastest in Equestria,' Pinkie pouted, 'We could have had so much more fun!'

She was interrupted from her thoughts by the door that ran into her. 'When did that get there?' Pinkie thought, before she realized she was already at Canterlot, and that she had hit the door to Twilight's personal quarters. Twilight answered the door, but her expression fell a little when she saw Pinkie in front of her.

"What are you doing here Pinkie?"

"Oh, I heard your magical call, and I figured I'd come see what I can do to help," Pinkie explained.

Twilight looked confused, "But I sent that message to Mrs. Cake. How did you hear it?"

Pinkie tilted her head to the side, giving Twilight a look that said 'Did you really just ask that?'.

Realization dawned on Twilight, and she could only shake her head, "Someday, I will figure out how your Pinkie Sense works."

Pinkie laughed at her friend, "Oh Twilight, didn't you learn last time? Nopony can understand how my Pinkie Sense works. And speaking of my Pinkie Sense, it wants me to ask you something."

"And what's that?"

"Who's the lucky stallion?"

"Pinkie," Twilight said, trying to get her friends attention.

"What's his name?"

"Pinkie," Twilight's voice was getting louder, her frustration at not being able to get Pinkie's attention growing.

"Do I know him?"

"PINKIE!" Twilight shouted, finally shutting Pinkie up. "Thank you. Now, how did you know I was pregnant?"

"OH!" Pinkie exclaimed, "It's all over you, kind of like an aura. There's a vibe or something that pregnant mares give off, and you are positively radiant with it!"

"How do you know what this vibe feels like?"

"Simple, silly-willy. I've been pregnant before and I spent a lot of time around Mrs. Cake when she was pregnant. Duh," Pinkie said, twisting her neck so her head was almost completely upside down.

Twilight looked at Pinkie Pie with confusion clearly written on her face, "What do you mean, you've been pregnant before? Where's your kid now?"

"It was shortly after I left my family's rock farm. I was in Manehatten and I couldn't find anywhere that would hire me, so I was a little depressed. During that time, I met this wonderful stallion; he was very kind to me, and took me in. After a while, I guess I started falling for him, and well, this led to that, and I ended up carrying his foal. He left me shortly after he found out. I can't even remember his name. Funny isn't it? How somepony was so important to me, and now I can't even remember his name."

Twilight was surprised. She had always assumed that Pinkie had come straight to Ponyville after she left her family's rock farm. But this wasn't anywhere near what she would have guessed Pinkie's life was like.

"So what happened to the foal?"

"Oh, I see her with her friends almost every day, and sometimes I talk to her, but she doesn't know who I really am to her. I had put her up for adoption, because, at the time, I couldn't afford to raise a foal. I'm just glad she ended up in Ponyville."

"Well, what does she look like?" Twilight asked, eager to know more about this mysterious foal of Pinkie's.

"She's a pegasus with an orange-ish coat, and her hair is almost the same shade of pink as mine."

"What's her Cutie Mark? Do you know?"

"She hasn't gotten it yet, but she and her friends are always trying to get them, sometimes putting themselves into danger."

"That sounds like what Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scoot…" Twilight's sentence trailed off as she figured out just who Pinkie's foal was, "Oh, Pinkie. It must be so difficult for you, seeing her everyday and knowing she's your daughter but not being able to do anything about it.

"Wait. Why haven't you told her?"

Pinkie's bubbly mood deflated a little at Twilight's question, "It was my first Pinkie Promise, and you know nopony can ever break a Pinkie Promise."

"But why would you make a promise that could only cause you pain?"

"Because otherwise I could never see her. I would have been forbidden from living in Ponyville, since it's such a small town. Her adoptive parents don't want her knowing who her real mother is," Pinkie said as tears started to fill her eyes.

"It's alright Pinkie. I'm sure I can find a way to let her know who you really are without getting you kicked out of Ponyville. Call it a Princess' Prerogative," Twilight said as she wrapped her wings around Pinkie, giving her some much needed comfort.

"Thanks, Twilight. Now it's your turn to answer some of my questions. Let's start with who the father is."

Twilight's voice shook with nervousness as she spoke, "There wasn't a stallion involved with me getting pregnant."

"Oh, you went to the hospital, and got an artificial baby?"

"No. I never left my room."

"Then how did you get pregnant? Did a doctor make a house call?"

"No Pinkie, I was alone when I got pregnant. It was an ancient spell, and I sort of messed it up. On the bright side, I do know what gender the foal will be, even though I just got pregnant tonight."

Now it was Pinkie's turn to be confused, "How could you know the gender of the foal already if you just got pregnant?"

"Can you Pinkie Promise not to tell anypony what I'm about to tell you?"

"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye," Pinkie said/sang as she performed the motions, "Now tell me."

"The spell I was using was a spell designed to summon and bind a soul of the caster's choosing to an object of the caster's choosing," Twilight looked back at Pinkie and noticed her confused look, "It means I can choose to bring anypony I know who has passed from this world and put them in anything I want, so I can always have them with me."

Understanding filled Pinkie's face.

Twilight continued, "Only, I forgot to choose an object, and so the pony I was summoning ended up inside me as a developing foal, causing my pregnancy."

"Who exactly were you summoning, Twilight?"

"Someone I miss very dearly," Twilight said, then remembered what Pinkie had said after Twilight had told Equestria what had happened to Celestia and Luna, "It was Princess Celestia."

"OHMYGOSH! THISISWONDERFUL! SOONWE'LLHAVEALL3PRINCESSESAGAIN! ICAN'TWAITTOTHROWYOUABABYSHOWER! IT'LLHAVECAKEANDICECREAMANDSTRE AMERSANDBALLONSAND…"

"Take a breathe and calm down Pinkie." Twilight was hoping nopony had heard Pinkie's excited shouting, "Remember, you Pinkie Promised not to tell anypony."

"Oh, I know Twilight, but I was just so excited that we'd have all three princess' again that, well…"

""I understand, Pinkie. You've always been big on parties, ever since I met you, so I can't fault you for wanting to throw me one, but I don't want anypony finding out just yet, and I think Luna should know before I tell anypony else. Don't you?" Twilight asked.

"Of course Luna should know before anypony else, but if that's the case, why did you not call her first, instead of Mrs. Cake? It is her sister you're pregnant with."

"I know I should have called her first, but she was in the middle of a meeting with the Changelings, and I didn't want it to seem like she cared more about me than her own people, since she's posing as Queen Chrysalis right now."

At that moment, Spike finally returned from the library (or wherever he had been for the past 6 hours, most likely the kitchens). He stopped in his tracks when he saw Pinkie standing in Twilight's door, talking to her.

"I'm sorry Twilight. I should have been here to keep her from bothering you," he said as he started pushing Pinkie Pie away from Twilight.

Twilight stopped him by using her magic to levitate him away from Pinkie, "It's quite alright Spike. I asked her to come here, so it isn't your fault. And besides, Pinkie was just about to leave, weren't you?"

Pinkie walked back up to Twilight and responded, "Yup, I was just about to head home. Hey, Twilight."

"Yes, Pinkie?"

"Can you teleport me back to my room? I want to be there when Dashie wakes up, and walking would take too long."

"Sure Pinkie," Twilight said, "But could you please explain why Rainbow Dash spent the night at your place?"

"I'll tell you next time I see you. Pinkie Promise. But right now, I really need to get back home so I can be there when she wakes up."

"I'll hold you to that promise Pinkie," Twilight said as her horn began to glow, sending Pinkie back to her room in a split second.

BACK IN PINKIE PIE'S ROOM

Pinkie arrived back in her room without the bright flash that normally accompanied Twilight's teleportation spell, allowing her to slip back into her bed without waking up Rainbow Dash. She knew she'd have a few hours before her Dashie woke up, so Pinkie went back to dreams of Rainbows and Cupcakes, and how much pleasure they brought when together.

End Note: Well, that's another chapter down. Bet you really weren't expecting that little tidbit in the middle (High Roller thinks he's so clever). As you can see, Old Night is still here (I'm like a cockroach: Almost impossible to get rid of. But I'm way more sociable). Just once, I'd like to be able to go an entire day without this fucker popping up (Hehe. That's what he said). Anyways, leave reviews! They're always accepted (That's not the only thing that's always accepted). I swear, Old night, if we didn't have the same body, I'd beat the living shit out of you! (Wouldn't that backfire on you? I mean, we're both Masochists. And aren't you a partial Sadist?) That's besides the point, and you know it! (You know what else is besides the point? I swear, he makes it too easy to turn anything he says into a sexual joke)

Fuck me in the ass with Celestia's horn! (Well, now we know you have Necrophilia issues as well) Does anypony know where I can get an exorcism, because I'm pretty sure this bastard is a demon sent to torture me. (Oh, you know you enjoy it, so just shut up already) Seriously, any priests out there? I'll pay top bit for a good exorcism. (And that'd be a waste of good bits) Please excuse me while I hang myself. (See ya for the next chapter!)