HDD Panel Cartoon 2 Sonic Parody
Chapter 1: HDD Panel Cartoon 2 Sonic parody
(A camera is being turned on and Cream is shown still locked up in the nuthouse.)
Cream: (Her voice is muffled due to the muzzle.) Hey Hey Hey, Canterlot Gardens! It's me Cream, hope you all are enjoying the convention so far. I wish I could be there, but unfortunately I'm a little tied up at the moment. (Laughs.) (Tails walks by outside the cell.) Do you get it? Because I'm wearing a straight jacket.
(Tails looks through the cell.)
Tails: Oh dear merciful God! What's that horrible smell? Oh, it's bronies. Listen, I know you guys are proud of your costumes, but do you really have to wear them for three days straight?
Cream: Hey, do you mind?! This is my internet feed!
Tails: Jeez, I mean, do you sleep in your costumes too? You all smell like the inside of a soccer player's shin guard.
(Amy walks over)
Amy: Who smells horrible?
Cream: Oh, for crying out loud.
Tails: Oh, I'm just talking about the bronies.
Amy: What's a brony?
Tails: Somebody who likes cartoon ponies.
Amy: Oh, you mean like little girls?
Tails: No, adult men.
Amy: What?! That's what a brony is? That's disgusting!
Cream: Will you guys get out of here!
Tails: Yeah, it's pretty bizzare. I mean, they're all weirdos, but I guess it's harmless enough.
Amy: Yeah, it could be worse. I mean, hey, at least they're not physically attracted to them. That would be really creepy. (Laughs.) Right? Right? (Spike is silent, looking uncomfortable.) Tails?
Tails: (sighs.) Yeah, about that...
Cream: Okay, that's it! Bronies are nice guys and you all are being jerks!
Tails: Come on, admit it. Bronies are freaks.
Cream: Shut up!
Tails: Hey Cream, are you keeping the broadcast PG? You might get in trouble if you say swears.
(Horror music plays.)
Cream: I'm not going to tell you guys again! Hey Hey Hey, stay outta my video feed!
Tails: Oh yeah, what are you going to do? You're in there, and we're out here.
(Tails and Amy laugh. Cream gets out her chainsaw and pulls the string with her ear.)
Tails: Oh dear, god! Run, she'll kill us all!
(Tails and Amy run in fear, as Cream chuckles to herself.)
(Tails and Amy are outside panting.)
Amy: Woo, that was close.
Tails: Hey, where's Sonic anyway?
(Sonic is shown still playing Wolf Puncher 2 from the previous panel cartoon. He soon wins the high score.)
VideoGame Charmy: Congratulations, you've got the high score!
Sonic: Alright, I finally did it! I'm the ultimate wolf puncher over here!
VideoGame Charmy: Wow, incredible! You really are a pathetic, loser, virgin. [Sonic's face lightens and then falls.] You need to get a life, Sonic the Hedgehog. That's right, I know your name.
(Sonic is upset.)
Sonic: Aw well, at least nothing scary happened this time.