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HDD Panel Cartoon 2 Sonic Parody

by EmileetheCat

Chapter 1: HDD Panel Cartoon 2 Sonic parody


(A camera is being turned on and Cream is shown still locked up in the nuthouse.)

Cream: (Her voice is muffled due to the muzzle.) Hey Hey Hey, Canterlot Gardens! It's me Cream, hope you all are enjoying the convention so far. I wish I could be there, but unfortunately I'm a little tied up at the moment. (Laughs.) (Tails walks by outside the cell.) Do you get it? Because I'm wearing a straight jacket.

(Tails looks through the cell.)

Tails: Oh dear merciful God! What's that horrible smell? Oh, it's bronies. Listen, I know you guys are proud of your costumes, but do you really have to wear them for three days straight?

Cream: Hey, do you mind?! This is my internet feed!

Tails: Jeez, I mean, do you sleep in your costumes too? You all smell like the inside of a soccer player's shin guard.

(Amy walks over)

Amy: Who smells horrible?

Cream: Oh, for crying out loud.

Tails: Oh, I'm just talking about the bronies.

Amy: What's a brony?

Tails: Somebody who likes cartoon ponies.

Amy: Oh, you mean like little girls?

Tails: No, adult men.

Amy: What?! That's what a brony is? That's disgusting!

Cream: Will you guys get out of here!

Tails: Yeah, it's pretty bizzare. I mean, they're all weirdos, but I guess it's harmless enough.

Amy: Yeah, it could be worse. I mean, hey, at least they're not physically attracted to them. That would be really creepy. (Laughs.) Right? Right? (Spike is silent, looking uncomfortable.) Tails?

Tails: (sighs.) Yeah, about that...

Cream: Okay, that's it! Bronies are nice guys and you all are being jerks!

Tails: Come on, admit it. Bronies are freaks.

Cream: Shut up!

Tails: Hey Cream, are you keeping the broadcast PG? You might get in trouble if you say swears.

(Horror music plays.)

Cream: I'm not going to tell you guys again! Hey Hey Hey, stay outta my video feed!

Tails: Oh yeah, what are you going to do? You're in there, and we're out here.

(Tails and Amy laugh. Cream gets out her chainsaw and pulls the string with her ear.)

Tails: Oh dear, god! Run, she'll kill us all!

(Tails and Amy run in fear, as Cream chuckles to herself.)

(Tails and Amy are outside panting.)

Amy: Woo, that was close.

Tails: Hey, where's Sonic anyway?

(Sonic is shown still playing Wolf Puncher 2 from the previous panel cartoon. He soon wins the high score.)

VideoGame Charmy: Congratulations, you've got the high score!

Sonic: Alright, I finally did it! I'm the ultimate wolf puncher over here!

VideoGame Charmy: Wow, incredible! You really are a pathetic, loser, virgin. [Sonic's face lightens and then falls.] You need to get a life, Sonic the Hedgehog. That's right, I know your name.

(Sonic is upset.)

Sonic: Aw well, at least nothing scary happened this time.

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