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A/N: I wrote this when was i'm dunk off my ass so flame me all you like.

What I am currently see will make most reasonable people have a heart attack, what I am seeing would have made the most craziest person beg for mercies.

Everything was colorful, song and music everywhere, every living thing were care free and happy.

It make me sick to my very core, so I am going to destroy it.

Taking out a control with a big red button on it, I press it, opening a big dimensional portal in front of me.

" Now, you abomination, freak of nature, feel the might of the Swarm. And I always want to said this, ahem . . . ZERG RUSH" as I said that a MASSIVE amount of ZERG charge through the portal, destroying everything in their path.

Animal were rip apart, devourer, maim, slowly dying in an agonizing death being rip apart piece by piece. Blood painted the landscape, making a portrait of death and destruction, corpse were everywhere, bodies where laying around slowly rotting into nothing is left, cry of help and terror were heard everywhere, it sound is like music to my ears.

I slowly walk toward a Gundam that were kneeling right next to me and not just any gundam, it the GF 13-017NJII God Gundam, entering the cockpit, I took control of it and began walking to ward where the screaming was coming from.

A few minutes later, I ran into those abomination, hugging each other. Then I said something to those freak of natures.

"This hand of mine is burning red! Its loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting Burning Finger!" After I said that, I execute the Erupting Burning Finger! attack on those thing.

After that I exited the cockpit and took out another remote with a blue button this time and press it, several smaller dimensional portal open around me and from the portal, people begin to step through, when all of them where here, I began talking.

" Thank you for sparing a small amount of your time for this, Counter Guardian EMIYA, Dante, Alex Mercer, Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Kratos, Alucard, Kiritsugu Emiya, Kamina, Alphard, Balalaika, Kenpachi, Lucy( from Elfen Lied), Himura Kenshin, King Bradley, Guts, Accelerator, Hei, Rikuo Nura, Ryougi Shiki, Alexander Anderson, Spike Spiegel, Vash the Stampede, Roy Mustang, Revy, Kotomine Kirei and finally Jack Rakan. Oh wait, you guy are not doing this by your own free will, I'm mind controlling you, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, now go forth and destroy those THING."

Then the most BADASS group of mind control fictional character spread out, bringing death, chaos, destruction and despair.

Then I find a hill, bring out a chair, lay it down, took out a cigar, lit it, smoke it, breath out, looked back at the devastation and laugh like a maniac for hours.

A/N: i wrote this thing when i was drunked so you can flame all you like