Rainbow Dash and Derpy are flying through the halls of a large Equestrian museum, filled with all kinds of artifacts on flight and the history of it.

Rainbow Dash: Wow! We're actually here at the biannual Equestrian Flight Convention!

Derpy: Flight is awesome!

Rainbow Dash: Cool! State-of-the-art flight technology!

She points to an early version of an airplane.

Derpy: Touch.

Guard: Don't touch.

Rainbow Dash: Wow! A fossil of the first Pegasus pony ever!

Derpy: Touch.

Guard: Don't touch!

Rainbow Dash: Look! Dr. Manowar, the guy who crashed-landed at 11,000 miles an hour and lived!

Dr. Manowar is in a full body cast with blood stains on it.

Dr. Manowar: And now, it only hurts when you touch it-OWWWWW!

Derpy touches his casts, causing him great pain.

Derpy: Touch.

Guard: Do I have to follow you around all day?

Rainbow Dash: (gasp!) Derpy, look! Can it be?!

Derpy: Muffins?

Rainbow Dash: No…it's the Wonderbolts! Equestria's premier flight enthusiast club! Aah! And their leader, the greatest flight enthusiast ever…Spitfire!

Derpy: What's so great about a spitting fire?

Rainbow Dash: If I could just touch the hem of her mane, then maybe some of her greatness would rub off on me.

Derpy: Rainbow Dash, as a friend, I must say that's really geeky.

A pony in a fake Pegasus costume trots by.

Derpy: Oh, my gosh, Perry Pegasus! Wait, Perry! I have to touch you!

Guard: Hey!

He runs after her.

Spitfire: When did I start flying? Ever since I've had wings.

The crowd murmurs 'ever since she had wings'.

Spitfire: Next question.

They murmur 'next question'.

Rainbow Dash pops out in the crowd, starstruck, as indicated by her large pupils.

Rainbow Dash: Hi, Spitfire.

Spitfire: Hi. What is your question?

Rainbow Dash: …Hi, Spitfire.

Spitfire: Whatever. Next question, please.

She points to the other side of the crowd. Rainbow Dash pops up there, too.

Rainbow Dash: Hi, Spitfire.

Spitfire: Hello, loser. Alright, you. Waaay in the back.

Rainbow Dash hovers there, too.

Rainbow Dash: Hi, Spitfire.

Spitfire: Does anypony here have an actual…

Rainbow Dash's heavy breathing can be heard right beside Spitfire on the stage.

Rainbow Dash: Hi, Spitfire. I'm your biggest fan.

Spitfire: You're too kind. SECURITY!

Rainbow Dash: No, wait! I would do anything for you!

Spitfire: Well, in that case, how about you go outside and fly so fast that you break the sound barrier and cause a…

The window breaks before Spitfire can finish her sentence, a Sonic Rainboom being visible in the sky.

Rainbow Dash hovers back through the broken window and by Spitfire's side.

Rainbow Dash: Anything.

Spitfire: Buck yourself in the face.

She does so with a boxing glove.

Spitfire: Doesn't that hurt you?

She holds up a metal glove with spikes.

Rainbow Dash: Do you want it to hurt me, Spitfire?

The Wonderbolts share a good laugh.

Spitfire: That was the best! This girl's great! We have got to bring this girl flying with us!

Soarin: No, Spitfire, no. She's a geek.

Spitfire: Look, I won't let her join. I just want to see how many times she can crash before she goes flying home to her mommy.

Soarin: Hehe, you're a genius.

Him and the nameless third Wonderbolt murmur in agreement.

Spitfire: Hey, kid, how would you like to try out for the Wonderbolts?

Rainbow Dash is on a hospital bed, the heart monitor indicating no pulse until Dr. Whooves zaps her back to life.

Rainbow Dash: I'd love it!

The Wonderbolts are traveling through the meadow so easily that they don't even seem to be using their wings.

Spitfire: Ah, nothing like taking a ride through the fields with the top down, eh, Wonderbolts?

They agree simultaneously.

The camera zooms out to reveal Rainbow Dash carrying the three on her back, obviously struggling. She sets them down on a gentle hill.

Rainbow Dash: Here we are…the fields.

She collapses from exhaustion.

Rainbow Dash: I…I can't believe I'm actually out here with the Wonderbolts! I mean, all my life, I wanted to be a Wonderbolt! (She starts to bounce up and down with excitement) And now I'm out here with you guys and Spitfire and Spitfire's with me and we're all with each other and we're all flying and and it's fun and-

Spitfire: HOLD IT!

She literally freezes in midair.

Spitfire: Before you become a Wonderbolt, you have to pass a rigorous test.

Soarin: Yeah, a rigorous test.

Spitfire: Shh, quiet! Your first test: Accelerate 100 feet in the air.

Rainbow Dash does so with ease.

Rainbow Dash: Hey, I did it! Am I a Wonderbolt now?!

Soarin: Yep, that's 100 feet for ya'.

Spitfire: Uh, that doesn't count.

The wind suddenly changes direction, causing a bumblebee to blow straight towards Spitfire and sting her in the nose.

Soarin: Wha-wha-wha!

Spitfire: I meant 200 feet!

She accelerates another 100 feet without breaking a sweat.

Soarin: That sure looks like 200 feet.

Spitfire: That's not what I meant! I meant 20,000 feet!

Rainbow Dash's voice is barely audible because of the elevation she's at.

Soarin: Let's see, one, two, three…

Spitfire grunts in frustration.

The wind becomes stronger, and a few more bumblebees sting Spitfire, who now has a bunch of sores.

Soarin: Wha-wha-wha!

Cut to another spot in the field away from the bees.

Spitfire: Wonderbolts allow the wind to carry them wherever. Trust the wind.

Rainbow Dash catches a gust of wind and allows it to carry her.

Rainbow Dash: I see I have some takers.

Spitfire: How does it feel?

Rainbow Dash: Hehe! It tickles my nose!

Spitfire: Not for long.

They laugh as they see a giant boulder where the wind leads to.

The wind suddenly changes direction, sending Rainbow Dash crashing into Spitfire.

Rainbow Dash: Well, you said 'Trust the wind.'

Soarin: Wha-wha-wha!

Spitfire: WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?!

Rainbow Dash: Am I in the Wonderbolts now?!

Spitfire: No! I have many more tests for you to take!

For her next test, she has to fly upside-down five feet from the ground.

Rainbow Dash: Am I in the Wonderbolts now?!

The flapping of her wings rouses a bee from its flower, causing it to sting Spitfire.

Spitfire: No.

She then has to fly through a set of obstacles blindfolded.

Rainbow Dash: Am I in the Wonderbolts now?!

Spitfire gets stung after each test.

Spitfire: No.

Rainbow Dash: Now?

Spitfire: No.

Rainbow Dash: Now?

Spitfire: No.

Rainbow Dash: Now?

Spitfire: NO!

Rainbow Dash: Now? (sting!) Now? (sting!) Now? (sting!)

Spitfire has suffered multiple stings and is unrecognizable.

Spitfire: Alright, Rainbow Dash, it is your turn to get stung! I mean, are you ready for your final test?

Rainbow Dash: I'm ready!

Spitfire: You'd better be, because we're going to do a double triple dive bomb 720!

Rainbow Dash: A double triple dive bomb 720?! Can I do it with you guys?!

Spitfire: Oh, don't worry. We can't do it without you.

Cut to Rainbow Dash being tied by her four legs, hanging from two poles.

Rainbow Dash: This is awesome! I've never been bait before!

Spitfire: So, here's the deal, Rainbow Dash: This stunt requires agility, speed, and most importantly, concentration. We can't have that last thing if all these confounded bees keep stinging me. So, you…are going to be our bee lure. How does that sound?

Rainbow Dash: I told you I'd do anything for you, Spitfire!

Spitfire: Haha, that's great. And, uh, to help you out, I got you this wild bumblebee call. Why don't you try it out?

Spitfire hands her a blowing thing, which emits a weird groaning sound that kind of sounds like 'Loser'.

Rainbow Dash: Hey, I've heard this call before!

Spitfire: I'll bet you have.

They walk off.

Rainbow Dash: Hey, where are you going?

Spitfire: We've got to get ready for the stunt. But don't worry; we'll be right behind this bush.

They crouch behind the bush, arousing a bee from its hiding place and stinging Spitfire.

Spitfire: Who's got my sting ointment?!

Rainbow Dash: This is great! When I pass this test, I'll be an official Wonderbolt!

She continues to blow on the Loser horn, but after a while, it is getting dark, and she has become tired.

Rainbow Dash: Hey, Spitfire, I don't think it's working. And when are you guys gonna do that stunt?

A giant shadow looms over her. It is a giant bumblebee with a large tiara.

Rainbow Dash: Hey! Hey, Spitfire! I got one! Look, I got one! And it's a big one, too! I got one, Spitfire! I…got one?

The bush blows away to reveal nothing but Spitfire's sting ointment.

Rainbow Dash: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

The bee zaps the poles with a surge of electricity, freeing Rainbow Dash. She flies as fast as she can away from the Queen Bee, even leading him into the Everfree Forest. Even zipping between trees doesn't help. The queen continues to catch up to her no matter how hard she flies.

She eventually crashes into a large thorn bush that damages her and her wings very badly just as she approaches the edge of a cliff.

Rainbow Dash: Aw, man! I hate irony!

The queen slowly approaches Rainbow Dash, blood in her eyes.

Rainbow Dash: Please don't be angry, Your Highness! I only did this to be in the Wonderbolts!

She curls up into a ball on the ground and starts sobbing uncontrollably, trying her best to nurse her injured wings.

Just then, the bee's head opens, revealing the Wonderbolts behind the controls of the giant robot, laughing.

Rainbow Dash: (gasp) Spitfire?

Spitfire: That's right! You should've seen the look on your face when we stung you!

Rainbow Dash: But…what about my final test?

Spitfire: Did you think we'd actually let you into the Wonderbolts?

Rainbow Dash: But Spitfire, I was your biggest fan!

Spitfire: So were they.

She points down the cliff to some Pegasus ponies sitting around a campfire. Their wings were in the same condition as Rainbow Dash, so they couldn't fly away.

Guy: Look, everypony! Spitfire's back!

They all yell up at her in praise.

Spitfire: You looked so dumb with your dorky bumblebee call! (imitating) Loser, loser, loser loser loser!

Rainbow Dash: (sad) I am not a loser.

Wonderbolts: Loooooooooser!

Suddenly, another bumblebee, even bigger than the queen, comes rumbling towards them both.

Spitfire: Ahh! What the heck is that?!

Rainbow Dash remembered something Fluttershy taught her.

Rainbow Dash: King Bumblebee.

He sees the robot bumblebee and is instantly smitten to the point that he grows a pair of puckered lips on his head.

Spitfire: Kissyface!

They all flee from the king, who gives hot pursuit. He even crashes into a Wonderbolts billboard for a show in Canterlot.

Eventually, he sees the Wonderbolts and Rainbow Dash galloping beside them and is angered.

King Bumblebee: Spiiiiiiit-fiiiiireeee!

He stings the ground, causing a shockwave that launches them all into a cave.

The king can't fit in because of his size, so he comes back in a football uniform and repeatedly smashes into it.

The three Wonderbolts and Rainbow Dash, all scared out of their wits, hear the bashing stop and look around.

Spitfire: I think he's gone. One of you go out and check.

The nameless third Wonderbolt steps out of the cave and nods. He then gets stung and shakes his head no before turning into dust.

Soarin: Now, what do we do, Spitfire?! I'm too young to die!

Spitfire: Don't look at me! I was only in this for the fashion!

Zoom in on her Wonderbolts uniform.

Spitfire: It's hopeless! We're trapped! We're trapped!

She curls up into a fetal position and shakes on the ground.

Spitfire: Help me, mommy! Help me! I want my blankie! I want my blankie!

Rainbow Dash: (to Soarin) Now, what do we do?

Soarin: …Help me, mommy! Help me! I want my blankie! I want my blankie!

She decides enough is enough and trots out of the cave to face the King Bumblebee.

She takes a drop of her own spit and cups it in her hoof. She then blows on it until it's shaped like a giant pie, which the king admires. She chases after the pie, thus freeing them.

Spitfire: I can't believe it! How did you know?!

Rainbow Dash: Like my friend Pinkie taught me; Everypony loves pie!

Soarin: Wha-wha-wha!

Spitfire: Well, Rainbow Dash, that was impressive, but you're still not in the Wonderbolts because you still didn't do a double triple dive bomb 720.

Soarin glares at Spitfire.

Spitfire: Wait, what are you doing? (rip!) AAAAAH!

He puts the uniform on Rainbow Dash, fitting her perfectly.

Rainbow Dash: Wow! I didn't know this was a uniform!

Spitfire is shown with a bunch of her fur missing, most of her mane and tail, and even bleeding in some spots.

Spitfire: It…wasn't…

Back at the convention, Rainbow Dash meets up with Derpy. Rainbow's wings had been bandaged up.

Rainbow Dash: Hey, Derpy!

Derpy: Hi, Rainbow Dash! Did you get into that club?

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but I turned them down. It's not about Spitfire. It's about flying!

Derpy: Well, Rainbow Dash, I'm glad you learned your lesson. Hero worship is unhealthy.

Derpy is carrying a tied-up Perry Pegasus in a wagon.

Derpy: Come on, Perry!