Alright; we all know that I'm not a perfect author; to the point that I'm starting to get discouraged about what responses people have when they read what I write

So I'm asking you directly; I now officially have an ask box

You ask a question and I have the characters themselves answer them. Go on. Ask a question already.

"Okay" Daniels clapped his hands together, "We're waiting for something to happen so why not answer questions off of the UNSC hotline?"

"Because that's a dumb idea?" Harvest suggested

"I don't see why not; we have nothing else to do." Young shrugged

"Alright then" Daniels hit the COM, "If anyone out there has a question feel free to ask; we're going to be here for a while."

Note: First three questions will be not posted as a review for this story; all others will have to be

"Okay this first one is from Jack1231; it reads-" Daniels stopped

"What's wrong?" Morris asked

"If I censored it; nothing could decipher it; next question!"

"This question is from Discordant Feelings" Twilight read, "It says that the author isn't writing in a correct format for the website; and therefore has to alter it to fit the rules."

"And that means?" Harvest asked

"Well I think something is bound to go wrong" Daniels shrugged, "You know; bending space-and-time so I could be here and all."

"Can we get on with it? The next question is-" Morris didn't finish that statement

"I believe I will take this question." Celestia broke the library doors down

"I'll fix the doors" Daniels huffed and went downstairs

"This question is from Mr. E; it reads- and this is long-

Dear Princess Celestia,

You have got to be the stupidest mare in Equestria. Twilight has learned about friendship for about two and a half years. Star Swirl the bearded created multiple spells and magic. Where's his coronation? Twilight is far too incapable to rule over a land. That was a pretty retarded move, your majesty. Might I ask why you chose her?

-Mr.E."

"No complaints about the stupid part!" Daniels called

"Incapable!?" Twilight raged, "I'd like to see you save Equestria a few times!"

"What's this thing doing on a UNSC hotline anyway?" Harvest asked

"Well I think that's our three" Morris sighed, "Maybe we should make these things longer."

"You heard him folks!" Daniels said into a microphone, "Send us a question and we'll do our best to answer it!"

"And watch your back Mr. E" Young laughed, "Otherwise Twilight may find you."

"Welcome!" Daniels said into the microphone with a smile, "This is where we answer any and all questions from the UNSC message hotline!"

"We have already received our three questions for the episode" Morris continued, "So we decided to increase the question count to four."

"That's right" Harvest did his deep announcer voice, "Now we'll answer four of your questions an episode! Call or review today!"

"First question is…" Daniels sighed, "For the princess; princess Twilight that is."

Dear Princess Twilight ,

From what i've been able to gather you were chosen to complete the spell that
this 'Starswirl the bearded' couldn't and in the end transformed into an
Alicorn . I pose a Question to you. Will you be staying in Ponyville or will
you be moving to Canterlot to be ruling over an entire kingdom with or without
your friends ? as this would be quiet a concern for everypony and to you
Rarity knowing you ,You would love to desgin royal dresses ,To you RD i know
for a fact that you will make it into the wonderbolts as have so many
fanfictions have explained and as for Fluttershy best of lck in taking care of
you animals to AJ best of luck in Sweet Apple acres ,to Pinkie Pie you thor
hem parties i'm no much a party animal i could aten one of your parties, to
Princess Luna best of luck n the future

Your's Truely

Adam

PS: Anypony know when the GGG is?

"What?" Twilight asked; confused

"I think we're getting these things from places that aren't our timeline" Young suggested, "That would make sense."

"Well I'm not sure… I never thought I'd be a princess…" Twilight scratched her head

"And now time and space is screwed" Harvest said, "Thanks ChipMunkFanatic."

"The next question is for-" Morris got interrupted

"This one is for me" Discord warped into the room

Dear Discord: I know you are a good guy now, but... You have to be the most pathetic villain in all this *** world, I mean, why hide the elements of Harmony in Twilligh's lybrary? Why not put them in the Everfree Forest or in the fricking earth's nucleus?! Is like 5 million degrees down there! They would never find them! But you're not only the world's most pathetic villain, but also the girliest one... Chocolate Milk rain? Sugar Cotton clouds? Floating houses?... Dude, just stand behind one of the elements, grab a **ing knife and cut her throat, as easy as that. You can control reality for satan sakes! Do domething better than that stupid girly **! **! With love D.B.S

"Well that isn't very nice of you" Discord pretended to be hurt, "You should always give them a sporting chance!"

"I'm just glad that- no matter what he did- Discord still played fair." Morris pointed out, "If he didn't; then they would never have found them."

"He made us think they were in the labyrinth!"

"Up until now I was willing to try with this" Harvest threw his hands in the air, "Now this?"

"Well whoever the letter is for has to answer it; that's how it works." Daniels shrugged

"You never were forced to think that" Morris countered, "You made that choice yourself."

"I'm just glad he didn't kill any of them" Young smiled, "Next question."

Mr.E:That's right. I'm back. I actually have two questions. Dear Princess Celestia, Is Twilight Sparkle you slave? It seems that's all you ever seem to treat her as. She's saved Equestria three times and reunited you with your sister. Couldn't you have done that yourself? Seems as if all you ever do is sit on your royal **. Care to explain? And Twilight Sparkle, do you even consider yourself worthy of being a princess? I mean, you haven't really done anything to become a princess. You're just Celestia's Slave. That's all you'll ever amount to. You are far too ignorant to even be looked upon on as a bearer of the element of Magic. So tell me, how did you get to wear that abolishment on that empty brain of yours? Yours with wuv, Mr. E

"Good god…" Daniels clenched a fist, "That one was a bit… offensive don't you think?"

"Not worthy huh?" Young crossed her arms, "How many times did you save Equestria?"

"Plus; a slave?" Harvest cocked his sniper, "That's low; even for a UNSC hotline."

Morris went to go comfort Twilight; Discord had left and Daniels was busy equipping the squad

"After this next question we plan to go mug you Mr. E; you pissed all of us off." Daniels warned

"We're out" Harvest checked the PC

"Well that was quick" Daniels shrugged, "See you next time then."

"But we'll see you first Mr. E." Young smiled as the screen faded to black

Daniels hit the button; then a spotlight turned on and focused on him

"Welcome!" Daniels said into the mic, "This is the UNSC hotline and we are live!"

"The first question goes like this":

Dear Mr Turner Whats It like being a pony instead of a human?

Whooves smiled, "I'm not a human; I'm a time lord."

"A what-now?" Twilight asked

"Never mind that" Whooves waved it off, "Next question"

N:Hello. I'm Mr. N, and I will be replacing Mr.E. Seems as if he has been...ahem...compromised. But who would blame the person who did it? Anywho, this question is going to Princess Luna: What do you even do? Not trying to be rude, but it seems all you do is give people diabetes with your epic cuteness. But I'm pretty well aware that you are a princess and have royal duties of your own. I would like to know more about them! So how is it in the life of Luna? Yours with tacos Mr. N

"Thy dare say that I do not do much?" Luna demanded, "I am the one who brings the moon and the stars out! What have thou done?"

Daniels facepalmed

"This is a UNSC hotline for god's sake!" Morris exploded, "Why are all the questions like this!?"

You do realize this story is getting reported for breaking the rules, right? You should fix it soon.

The door opened and a young man walked in; his hair was brown and his eyes were odd; they changed from blue to green

He carried in a laptop and sat down; typing

"Who the hay are you?" Twilight asked

He looked up, "Hmm? I'm the author."

"You mean we might get shut down because you're a stubborn brat?" Daniels asked

"Possibly" he smiled, "but in the end this is still like a story; a story with questions."

"And how is that?" Young asked

The young man typed something

The door opened and queen Chrysalis came in

"How does that make sense?" Twilight asked

"It doesn't have to" the Author smiled widely, "I'm the Author; I made it happen."

"Well why?" Harvest asked

"I've gotten plenty of complaints; they think this has no storyline." The Author continued, "But in truth- this is a story that is about you guys being asked UNSC hotline questions."

"So in other words" Daniels caught on, "This whole thing is a story about us on a talk show of sorts?"

The Author snapped and smiled wider than before, "Exactly; this is you guys on a talk show."

"No; we're not going to get reported right?" Young asked

"Not sure" the Author shrugged, "That isn't in my jurisdiction."

"The last question is a bit corrupted on data…" Daniels checked his data pad, "But the basic question is:"

Dear Twilight; I see you have stayed in Ponyville. Humans have been getting to Equestria by magic or falling from the sky; have you seen anything strange?

"Besides a UNSC spaceship in orbit around Equestria?" Twilight thought about it, "No; ask Joseph."

Daniels rolled his eyes, "We're humans; and we got here because of a spell gone wrong that Twilight tried a while ago."

"And that's it" Harvest said, "We hope you enjoyed our talk show because this is a story where we talk about crap!"

"And we'll see you next time!" the Author smiled