Magical Amicus

Episode 1: An Egghead's Guide to Meeting New People and Weaponizing Friendship

Consciousness filtered in as a dull ache, at first as a subtle reminder to be ignored for a chance to return to a gray dreamless sleep, then as blinding light poured into Twilight Sparkle's unadjusted eyes it quickly arose as a crescendo of pulsing daggers and needles stabbing into the mind that dragged her back into cold reality.

Twilight pulled herself off the ground and sat herself up, not quite brave enough to make an attempt to stand yet. She found that she was pretty banged up, cuts and bruises adorned her body, and her clothes were nearly in tatters: Her purple sweater vest was torn, and her undershirt was cut in a few places, her skirt was frayed and she was missing a shoe. Her long, flat, even hair was loose and disheveled, thankfully her lucky charm bracelets remained undamaged, their identical six point stars glistened as they rested on each of her wrist. Looking about her surroundings, Twilight deduced she was in some sort of ditch or hole, and fortunately it wasn't very muddy. Her memories failed in telling her why or how she got here, but slowly she was regaining her renowned focus and mental acuity as her headache began to fade.

A familiar figure rolled into the ditch, Spike, her pet baby dragon. He was still pretty young by dragon standards so he was only a foot and a half tall, he had a purple scaled body and a crooked spade tail with large green spines running down his head and back. A mystical dog collar was at his neck, it was too large for him, but it always remained in place. Spike waddled next to Twilight, licking some of her wounds with his long dragon tongue.

The last thing she remembered was that she was studying at the library in Canterlot researching a teleportation spell that she planned to add to her repertoire of tricks. And that's when Twilight remembered, all of it, rushing back to her like an opened flood gate. Horror was splashed across her contorted face.

"Oh no. Oh no, this CAN'T be happening! Ohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohno ohno," Twilight jumped to her feet, throwing her fists into the air, and screamed at the sky, "CELESTIA, YOU BITCH!"

Suddenly Spike began to gag, looking as if he was going to vomit as he had a seizure of sorts. Then a vibrant green flame and ashen dust exploded from his mouth. The flame contorted and compressed in the air, pulling the cloud of dust together as it magically formed a scroll from the gout of flame. Twilight grabbed the scroll and began reading.

"Dear Twilight Sparkle,

That's right I'm kicking you out. You spend all or your time in the library studying and you don't do anything else. You need to get a life, make some friends, stop eating all my food, and you were kind of a bitch towards Moondancer at her party. I'm not letting you back into Canterlot until you do...for now I'm tasking you with making sure everything is prepped for my arrival in Equus City tomorrow for the Summer Sun Celebration. I'm sending a checklist of some people you need to talk to.

With Love,

Princess Celestia

P.S. Oh, and there is a problem with these weird creatures called Beasts killing everyone around here, I'm having you deal with it. I'd do it myself but I'm basically a god and I'm waaaay too busy with all my adoring subjects worshiping my sweet ass to do it myself. Besides that's what having a protégé like you is for."

Twilight combed over the scroll a dozen times, frantically trying to make sure she read it right. When she was sure that she had indeed been evicted from her home, Twilight lost control of her anger, crumpling the letter into a ball and pitching it high into the air. Some static surged off her arm as she extended her palm out at the flying target, ribbons of magical energy flowed around Twilight's arm as she focused her rage on the paper ball and let loose with a magical bolt of energy that vaporized its target, causing a small explosion, and showering Twilight and Spike with faint particles of ash.

Spike began to choke and gag again as he released another fireball that magically formed another scroll that had a list of her duties to oversee the arrival of the Royalty tomorrow. Twilight grabbed it out of the air and quickly memorized the names. She sighed and crawled out of the ditch, which Twilight now realized was actually a crater formed from her crash landing after being magically, and forcibly, thrown out of Canterlot.

"I guess our first task is to find some stupid orchard named Sweet Apple Acres," Twilight said to Spike as he crawled out of the crater too.

Looking around to see where she was, Twilight observed that she had landed near the outskirts of the unfamiliar town, there were a few buildings close by, but they became farther and farther apart as the town melded into the rolling green hills. It looked like some people had began to approach the crater and were inspecting the strange new visitor that had fell from the sky, Twilight ignored their stares as she dusted herself off and began walking towards the town.

Twilight noticed there was a girl walking towards her; obviously the girl wasn't very aware of her surroundings as she hummed a soft little tune and swung her arms from side to side as she began unknowingly approaching Twilight. The girl was wearing very short shorts and a pink bikini top with a pair of suspenders drapped over her shoulders, on her wrists were some large blue and yellow beaded arm bands, but the first thing Twilight noticed about her was the bright pink poofy hair that bounced as she walked, it looked almost like cotton candy.

Twilight tried to catch her attention, "Hey!" the girl's trance is broken, "Excuse me, do you know wh-"

Suddenly the mysterious girl jumped back and madly shrieked before skittering off and out of sight. Twilight stood there flabbergasted.

"Ooooookay then..."

Some time later, Twilight had figured out the location of the apple orchard and was walking down the long path that led to the property. Large, green, healthy apple trees ran down both sides of the path evenly spaced apart from each other. Each tree was adorned with bright, red, and shiny apples on each branch almost like Hearth's Warming Eve ornaments.

"Well, the person in charge of food preparation for the feast tomorrow is supposed to live around here..." said Twilight.

Twilight continued walking, not paying attention to where she was going, but her stupor was soon broken by a shout.

"Yee-Haw! Watch out there, Partner!"

Twilight's focus was broken as she looked up to see a barrage of apples falling from the trees right at her. Instinctively she reacted, focusing her concentration and casting a spell with the speed of years of practice. The apples burst into flames with one sweep of Twilight's hand before landing on the ground before her feet as charred lumps.

A woman in orange flannel and sporting a large brimmed cowboy hat approached, she had long blond hair held at the end with a single braid, and a few freckles dotting her face, her eyes were a crisp and fresh looking green, she wore a large belt, and on its buckle was adorned with three shiny red apples.

"Well shoot, Ah was gonna use those apples t'make the fritters fer t'night," she said.

"Oh my gosh! I didn't mean to, sometimes I just reacted and my powers go off-" Twilight exclaimed apologetically.

The woman gave Twilight a disarming smile, "Don't you worry yer pretty little head 'bout it sugar cube, jus' give me a sec, there's more where that came from."

The farmer inspected another tree, gauging its strength and framing the branches, forming a portrait with her thumbs and forefingers. She put a large wooden bucket right underneath the tree, and stepped back, lining up the blow as she took a good fighting stance and raised her fists. Then she slid her front foot, turning her body as she roundhouse kicked the tree with her back foot. The force of the blow was enormous; it shook the entire tree and made a loud thundering boom. The tree shuddered and in no time at all the apples fell from the branches and into the bucket, filling it all the way up. Twilight would not have believed such a feat of strength was possible if she had not seen it for herself.

The farmer picked up the bucket and held it against her hips and with the her free hand grabbed Twilight's hand and shook it vigorously, "Howdy there, names Applejack, but you can call me Jack fer short, and Ah run Sweet Apple Acres here. Mind if Ah ask what brings you here, business or pleasure?"

Twilight winced at the strength of Applejack's grip, "Business," Twilight said evenly, "I'm here from Canterlot on behalf of the Princess to inspect the food for tonight's Summer Sun Celebration."

"Well shoot," said Jack as she walked over to the large picnic table that was covered with all sorts of dishes of food, many of them looked like they were just pulled from the oven, and set the bucket upon it, "all you had t'do was say so, yer just in time for the Apple Family Reunion," Jack walks over to a silver dinner bell hanging off the nearby bright red barn, "SOUP'S ON EVERYBODY!"

"No that's quite alright, I don't need to meet your whole family, I just came to see how the food was coming along," said Twilight, eager to squeeze herself out of this awkward social confrontation.

"That's the best part of the Apple Family, you can do both at the same time!" exclaimed Jack.

Twilight and Applejack stood silently for a couple of minutes, but nothing happened. Then a massive figure loomed over Twilight. She shrieked, wondering how someone so big could be so quiet, he was easily seven feet tall, and about as thick as a tree, Twilight doubted she had ever seen anyone so huge before, even her big brother adorned in his Captain of the Royal Guard Armor wasn't this massive, his simple red t-shirt was almost too small for him, he filled it all the way out and it showed off his massive chest muscles quite nicely, he had a mop of unkempt dirty blond hair on his head and he just a bit of scruff on his chin. Accompanying him was a younger girl, who had to be only just old enough to be considered a teenager, she had her flannel shirt done up in a way to show off her midriff, and she had a pink bow in her verdant red hair. She had an innocent and youthful appearance about her, but it was obvious she wanted to step out into the world.

It was the younger girl that spoke first, the big guy just absently stared at Twilight with sleepy looking eyes, he didn't seem to have an angry bone in his body, but the fact that he looked like he could break her in two with a flex made Twilight really uncomfortable, "I'm sorry big sis' but the family went t'go see the big crater that appeared outside of town, they heard some weird looking girl and a big walking lizard came out of it."

Applejack observed her two visitors: a weird looking girl, and a walking lizard, "well that certainly explains yer odd appearances," she turned to Twilight, who had been slowly creeping away from the trio, "well this is mah little sister Applebloom and mah brother Big Macintosh."

"Eeyup," was all Big Mac said.

"Oh your family isn't here, that's a real shame," said Twilight with sarcasm veiled just enough to pass over the three orchard farmers, "I guess I'll be going then."

Twilight turned around and began to walk away, inwardly breathing a sigh of relief, until Jack said, "Wait!" and stopped her dead in her tracks.

Twilight slowly turned around, "Aren't you gonna at least try some of the food before t'night?" Asked Jack.

"That's okay everything looks delicious but I'm not really hungry, I had a late breakfast," that was a lie, Twilight hadn't eaten anything all day, in fact Twilight often forgot to eat or sleep for days because of her fanatical studying, she just really wanted to get out of here.

"Hogwash," said Jack, "look at you! Yer skin and bones, Ah'll just give you a little something for the road, wouldn't want you t'get hungry now would Ah?"

"Suuuuure..." said Twilight.

Twilight made it back to the city, and was on her way to the gathering hall, where decorations were supposed to be up. She was carrying in her arms a huge pile of Apple related food: Apple Cobbler, Caramel Apples, Apple Strudel, Apple Pie, Apple Cupcakes, Apple Cider, Apple Salad, Apple Tart, Apple Brioche, Apple Sauce, Apple Juice, it was all too much food, and she didn't feel like eating, so she gave it all to Spike. He managed to eat every bite, gulping it down voraciously, where he put that food was beyond Twilight, but she made a mental note to figure that out later.

Twilight was crossing the road when a blur flew down the street, clipping Twilight and knocking her over.

"Hey! Why don't you watch where the hell your going you crazy psycho, you nearly ran me over!" shouted Twilight.

The blur stopped almost immediately, and then began to slowly turn around and pull back up to Twilight. It was some person on a custom cyan-colored motorcycle, with a red, blue, and yellow lightning bolt decal running down the sides. It was a girl, her tight jeans and open leather jacket revealing her bust attested to that, though her face was obscured by a motorcycle helmet. She looked at Twilight on the ground; there was a brief moment of tension as Twilight stared at the reflective visor, unsure of what this stranger was capable of. Twilight spied something slung across the biker's back, a sheathed katana; Twilight began focusing her magical energy, preparing for an assault.

The girl turned off her motorcycle and dismounted, pulling her helmet off and revealing rainbow colored hair, she offered a hand to Twilight to help her up, Twilight relaxed and took the hand.

"Sorry 'bout that I guess," the girl said, "names Dash, Rainbow Dash, self appointed hero of Equus City, and future member of the greatest group of heroes, the Wonderbolts."

Twilight looked at her rainbow colored hair again, "Come up with that name on your own?"

Dash hadn't heard the comment because she spotted Spike next to Twilight and immediately pulled out her katana, charging after it, Spike panicked and started to run away.

"It's a Beast, kill it!" said Dash.

Twilight had to grab Dash's arms to stop her from chopping up Spike, "No relax, that's my pet dragon, he's not dangerous at all!"

Dash looked at Twilight for a moment, then back at Spike, who hid behind Twilight's leg and stuck his tongue out defiantly at Dash, and then re-sheathed her blade, "If you say so."

"What do you know about these Beasts? What do they look like? How long have they been appearing? How do you kill them?" Twilight asked, remembering Celestia's other appointed task.

Rainbow Dash shrugged, "I don't know a couple of months I guess, they're usually pretty stealthy and stuff, but you can catch them by spotting these weird black smoke orb thingies that appear whenever they're near."

"So you've killed one before?" asked Twilight.

Dash rubbed the back of her head, "Well umm, about that..."

"Dash?"

"Yah?

"Have you even fought one before?"

"Maybe, once or twice, possibly..."

Twilight glared at Dash.

"Umm, no," Dash admitted in defeat.

Twilight rolled her eyes, "Then what do you actually do as the 'self-appointed hero of Equus City'?"

"Mostly I just be cool, sign autographs, be awesome, and save runaway baby carriages, seriously, you'd be surprised how often that happens."

"Aren't cool and awesome the same thing?" asked Twilight.

Dash smirked, "Someone like you would think that wouldn't you?"

Twilight slumped over and let out a long sigh, "Whatever, if you can't help me with the Beast problem I'll just have to keep going then."

Dash was impressed, only a teeny tiny bit though, "You're here to kill the Beasts? We should hang out some time."

Twilight rolled her eyes again, "suuuure that sounds like a ton of fun." Apparently no one in Equus City had ever heard of sarcasm, because Dash didn't take the hint.

"Awesome, well, see you later then," Dash put her helmet back on and revved the engine on her cycle before speeding away and pulling a wheelie, Twilight was impressed, only a teeny tiny bit though.

Twilight walked into the gathering hall, and saw that it's many pillars and raised stage was adorned with long, winding ribbons. From the ceiling hung several banners, all bearing the crest of the immortal Princess Celestia, a seven pointed sun.

"Well the decorations are coming along smoothly, looks like I'll be getting out pretty soo-"

Twilight's conversation with herself was cut short by someone shrieking, "EWW EWW EWW! GET THIS SCALY RAT AWAY FROM ME!"

Twilight hadn't even realized that Spike had run off and was trying to straddle some poor girl's leg. The girl kicked Spike all the way across the hall and Twilight caught him in midair with a telekinesis spell. With her assaulter detained the girl tried to regain her composure, and fix her appearance after being marred by a horny baby dragon.

The girl was wearing a short white dress with black nylon hosiery on her legs. She was fairly tall, but Twilight figured that without the high heels the girl was wearing, she would actually be shorter than Twilight. On her neck was a beautiful necklace, adorned with three large diamonds . Her hair was dark with a purple sheen to it and was straight, but it had been lovingly curled a few times.

"I am so sorry, I've never seen him behave like that before," Twilight apologized, never being more embarrassed in her life.

The girl stood straight up, "that's fine, it...it was noth-" her rattled apology stopped once she saw the state of Twilight's hair and apparel, "Oh my stars Darling, whatever happened to your coiffure?"

Twilight realized her clothes were still in tatters and she looked like a mess, "Oh, it's nothing I was gonna fix it when I got home."

"Nonsense, I cannot let this crime against fabulousity go unpunished," the girl proclaimed, "just let Miss Rarity work her magic."

"Don't worry, I can fix it, okay," said Twilight, holding off the unwanted advances from 'Miss Rarity'.

Twilight gathered up her focus and began recalling a spell for mending, it was usually used for healing, but in this case Twilight simply modified it to return her clothes to their former status. Threads of glowing purple energy weaved in and out of the cloth, bringing together the tears and mending the seams. Within a few moments the spell was complete and her clothes were good as new, Twilight even managed to duplicate her missing shoe.

Rarity was not impressed, "I don't know what's worse, that you somehow think you've improved your attire, or that you actually like dressing up like a dusty librarian. I can't in good conscience let you go about like that, and I never take no for an answer. Come! To my boutique, Darling, you are in for a treat!" Rarity grabbed Twilight by the wrist and dragged her out of the hall.

"No, please, stop, where are you taking me? Help!" Twilight vainly tried to struggle from her would be kidnapper as Rarity took her downtown to her shop.

"Welcome!" said Rarity as she opened the doors widely and motioned with her hand, "to the Carousel Boutique!" She could barely contain her excitement, "Darling, you are just going to love the outfits I have got in line for you!"

Twilight tried to get away, but Rarity grabbed her and placed her up on a podium. Seeing escape would be nearly impossible, she instead just stood there and folded her arms as Rarity wheeled in a huge selection of clothing on a long rack. That's when Twilight discovered something about Rarity; she too was a magic user. The clothing on the rack began to glow with a faint blue energy, and floated off the rack, and came to life, like a stylish version of the Sorcerer's Apprentice.

Rarity took her time preparing each ensemble, a fact to which Twilight was not amused. When she finished arranging the outfit it floated off towards Twilight, to strip her of her current clothing and put themselves on Twilight, with or without her consent.

Rarity compared each outfit to see how they appeared on her newest model "No. No. Uh-uh, Too green. Too yellow. Too poofy. Not poofy enough. Too frilly. Too...Shiny," Rarity started to tighten a gem encrusted corset and ball gown on Twilight, struggling to pull it as tight as possible, not taking into consideration the wearer needing to be able to breathe with it on, "Now-unnh-go on my dear, you were telling me-eerrn-where you're from."

Twilight struggled to speak, "I've...been sent...from Canterlot...To-"

Rarities perked up after hearing that, and let go of the corset, causing it to whiplash on both of them, flinging the two in opposite direction. Rarity immediately recovered.

"Canterlot!?" Rarity exclaimed, barely able to keep the stars out of her eyes, "Oh, I am so envious! The glamour, the sophistication! I have always dreamed of living there! I can't wait to hear all about it," Rarity helps Twilight up and embraces her with a big hug, "We are gonna be the best of friends, you and I," Rarity fret over Twilight's gem studded outfit, "emeralds?! What was I thinking; let me get you some rubies!"

Rarity scampered out of sight, probably to get a whole new ensemble. Twilight took the opportunity to grab her original clothes and flee from the crazy fashion designer while she had the chance. Twilight quickly grabbed Spike, who had started to follow Rarity, probably to try to dry hump her leg again, and ran out of the building

"Come on Spike, before she tries to dye my hair a new color," said Twilight as they fled.

Luckily there was only one thing left on the list, music. Twilight wanted to hurry up finish checking on preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration so that she could hit the local library and discover and information that she could on these 'Beasts'. Any answer worth finding would probably be in the books there.

Her train of thought was broken when Twilight began to hear a gentle wafting song of hundreds of birds singing in harmony, like a tiny, natural orchestra. She followed the sound until she reached a small grove, with a tree in the center; on its branches were a menagerie colorful birds: finches, jays, cardinals, robins, mockingbirds, sparrows, and even a few doves. Acting as the conductor for the birds was a tall wispy figure; she had long flowing hair held in place by a couple of hairpins that looked like butterflies. With her gentle lead, the birds acted as a single instrument, all of them except a tiny out-of-tune blue jay.

The girl spoke softly interrupting the practice session, "Oh, my. Um, stop please everyone," she addressed the poorly pitched blue jay, "um excuse me sir, I mean, no offense, but, your rhythm is just a teeny-tiny bit off," she took her original position and was about ready to start the rehearsal all over again, "now follow me please, a one, a two, a one, two, three-"

"Hello!"

The birds flew off, frightened from the sudden noise, the girl looked like she would too, if she had wings.

Realizing what she had done, Twilight apologized, "I'm sorry I didn't mean to frighten your birds I'm just here to check up on the music and it sounds really beautiful."

The girl just kind of stood there, unsure of what to do or say. Twilight gave an awkward kind of smile, trying to lighten up the tension, it didn't help.

"I'm Twilight Sparkle," she said, in an attempt for the girl to at least look at her, nothing, "And your name is?"

"I'm, I'm," the girl said, in a voice so quiet Twilight could barely hear it, "I'm Fluttershy."

Twilight cleaned her ear out, "I'm sorry, what did you say?"

The girl's body language got even more closed off, "Um, my name is Fluttershy."

"Didn't quite catch that."

Now the scared girl's voice was barely more than an imperceptible high pitched whine, as she took a step from Twilight. There was another long moment of awkward off silence as the two just stood there. Slowly the birds began to fly back to the perches on the lone tree.

"Well, it looks like your birds are back," said Twilight, breaking the silence, "So I guess everything's in order, keep up the good work."

The girl just whimpered.

Twilight turned from the strange girl and started walking back to the path out of the grove, just then Spike came out from his spot in the bushes where he had been chasing a butterfly.

"IS THAT A BABY DRAGON?!" cried out the girl, rushing up to Spike and nearly knocking over Twilight, "Oh I've never seen a baby dragon before, he's so cute."

The girl picked up Spike and hugged him tightly. Spike struggled at first, but then he realized he enjoyed the warm embrace, even starting to purr a bit.

"Oh how adorable," coos the girl, "I didn't know dragons could sound like that, I don't even know what to say."

Twilight picked Spike out of the girl's arms with her telekinesis and put him on the ground next to her, "well in that case we better be going."

"Oh wait, wait what's his name?" the girl asked as she began to follow Twilight and Spike back into town.

"Spike" Twilight said curtly.

The girl picked Spike up in her arms again and made a baby face at him, "Hi Spike, I'm Fluttershy."

On the walk back into town Fluttershy asked absolutely every question she could think of about baby dragons, from diet, to scale grooming, fire breathing, wing growth, social behaviors, and even mating cycles. Fluttershy didn't seem to notice that her constant barrage of questions had nearly drove Twilight insane because she kept asking them right up until they had reached the library, which was actually an enormous house-sized tree that had been magically hollowed out.

"I am so sorry," said Twilight with feigned sincerity, "how did we get to here so fast? This is where I'm staying while in Equus City, and my poor baby dragon needs his sleep."

Twilight forcibly lifted Spike out of Fluttershy's arms with her telekinesis again, putting him on the ground so hard he fell over, "Ah look at that, he's so sweepy he can't even keep his wittle bawance."

"Oh you poor thing, we simply must get him to bed," spoke Fluttershy as she swept Spike off the ground and began to walk into Twilight's temporary home, the library.

Twilight beat her to it, grabbing Spike from Fluttershy and standing in the door frame, "Yes, yes, I'll get right on that, well goodnight."

Twilight closed the door on the unwanted house guest, leaving Twilight in the darkened library. She could just barely make out the shape of Spike, and she could see he was quite sad and dejected looking.

"I'm sorry Spike, but I need some time alone so I can do some studying and figure out how to stop these Beasts without a bunch of crazy people constantly trying to make friends all the time," Twilight look about the pitch black library, "now, where's the light switch?"

Suddenly a flood of light and noise stunned Twilight as she realized the dark and empty library was now a bright and noisy library completely filled with people who all yelled "Surprise!" in unison.

Twilight sighed as the 'party' went into full throttle as people began talking, cheering, cavorting, and generally making it impossible for there to be even a chance for Twilight to be able to study in peace.

"Surprise!"

Twilight turned around to see the girl that screamed earlier today, the one with the bouncy pink hair.

"Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie, and I threw this party just for you," her voice was high pitched and sounded about as sickeningly sweet as a pound of sugar, "Were you surprised? Were you, were you? Huh, huh, huh?"

Twilight talked to this 'Pinkie' girl as if she were a child, "Very surprised, libraries are supposed to be quiet."

"Well that's silly! What kind of welcome party would this be if it were quiet? I mean, duh, bo-ring!" The girl just kept talking, "Y'see, I saw you when you first got here, remember? You were all 'Hello' and I was all 'AAAAA!' Remember? Y'see I've never seen you before, and if I've never seen you before that means your new, cause I know everyone, and I mean everyone in Equus City," and talking, "and if your new, that meant you haven't met anyone yet, and if you haven't met anyone yet, you must not have any friends, and if you don't have any friends then you must be lonely, and that made me sad," and talking, "then I had an idea, and that's why I went 'AAAAA!' I wanted to throw a great big, ginormous, super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite Equus City, See?" Twilight was sure that Pinkie hadn't taken a single breath that whole time.

Twilight looked to see the four other people she had met earlier were in the crowd, before Pinkie finished talking, "and now you have lots and lots of friends!"

Twilight pulled at her hair in exasperation before storming off up stairs to the second floor of the library and into a closed off bedroom, slamming the door behind her.

Pinkie watched the whole thing, "Oh she so happy she doesn't even know what to say."

Nearly an hour had passed and the party had shown no signs of slowing down, but Twilight tried her hardest to ignore the festivities downstairs. What little research she had managed to do regarding the Beast infestation had been vague at best: it seemed that Beasts had originated during the pre-Equestrian era, in the time that primordial spirits of Chaos like the demon Discord ravaged and twisted the land. They are powerful, and are not actually living breathing creatures, but supernatural entities that have taken physical form. They constantly leak excess ectoplasmic energy in the form of black will-o-wisps (That must be the orbs of black smoke Dash had talked about Twilight thought to herself). It is possible to destroy a Beast's physical form, however, this will only delay the inevitable, as in time the Beast's spirit will be able to reform its material body and return. There is however a means to permanently banish a Beast to Tartarus using the Elements of Harmony...

"Elements of Harmony?" Twilight said to herself.

With the deft hand of an accomplished scholar, Twilight combed through shelf after shelf of books, searching for the right tome. She had distantly remembered reading about the Elements of Harmony, but she couldn't remember where.

"Aha!" said Twilight, holding up a dusty green book, "Elements of Harmony: A Reference Guide."

Twilight swiftly skimmed the book, and quickly became disheartened. The Elements of Harmony were ancient relics of untold power, and an unknown origin. Their discovery by the Royal Princesses had led to the banishment of Discord, but since then, their whereabouts have been lost to the sands of time. The last known location was in the ruined Castle of the Royal Sisters, which resides in what is now known as the Everfree Forest, a labyrinthine jungle of choking flora, and hostile fauna that constantly shifts and changes.

Realizing that she had reached an impasse, Twilight put the book back. That's when she had realized something. There hadn't been any noise whatsoever for that past ten minutes; it had been quiet...too quiet.

"Something's wrong," Twilight said as she hurried downstairs.

The main room of the tree-library was a complete mess, but completely devoid of people, trash was strewn about the entire room, and Spike lay curled up on the floor, passed out and with a lampshade hanging on his head.

Then the entire floor trembled, as if an earthquake was set off. That was when Pinkie poked her head through the door.

"Come on, there's something going on at the hall, let's go!" She said, not waiting to see if Twilight actually followed or not.

Twilight followed Pinkie as she led her to the gathering hall at the center of town. It was the middle of the night, nearly time for dawn, but the street lamps provided more than enough light. The roads were usually packed during the Summer Sun Celebration, but at this time they would be at the gathering hall where the festivities would reach their zenith by now so Equus City looked nearly abandoned. Without party goers to impede Twilight's path they reached the hall fairly quickly.

Or what was left of it. Half of it had been utterly decimated, it didn't look like anyone was hurt, but people were strewn about the hall, shell shocked or unconscious. A thick, hazy, black fog covered the floor; it was the color of the night sky and was nearly as obscuring.

Slowly the fog began to pulse and undulate gathering to the center of the stage, where it began to take form. It packed and packed itself, becoming thicker and thicker as it became…a woman! Twilight gasped as a woman came to stand before the confused masses gathered about her. From her head flowed the same black fog that she had materialized from, it looked like a flowing tapestry of a moonless night, with stars twinkling in and out of existence. The flowing gaseous hair obscured parts of her, but there was enough to grasp her terrifying figure. Her eyes were piercing and venomous, but her lips had a seductive half-smile/half-pout, as if inviting you to your own doom. Her gaze moved from person to person, but many of them turned away, too fearful to look into the face of such a terror. The mysterious lady let out a long and sultry laugh that echoed throughout the hall, causing many to cower in fear.

"I…" the mysterious woman paused for dramatic effect, "am Lady Nightmare, I am here to topple the endless reign of the corrupt and vile ruler you have all been slaving for, Princess Celestia," she uttered the Princess's name with the utmost revulsion as if it's mere mention were to make her visibly ill, "and I will raise an army from the bowels of Tartarus the likes of which has not been glimpsed by mortal kind in millennia!"

As if on cue a large black mass appeared from the hazy murk, it leaped onto the stage revealing the frightening view of a demonic winged horse, its coat was as black as a moonless night, and its mane and tale flowed exactly like the sorceress's hair. Lady Nightmare deftly mounted her steed as it brayed and snorted, bellowing smoke and fire from its nose and mouth, wisps of black smoke flickered in and out of existence all around it, like deathly fireflies.

"I am your salvation, your chance for freedom from an eternity of servitude," she outstretched her arms towards the unenlightened masses, her voice becoming a deafening noise, as fog and lightning formed a miniature storm right inside the half-destroyed hall, "I will take you all, willing or not, to a glorious new destiny!"

The horse whinnied and outstretched its wings, revealing an impressive wingspan that cast a threatening shadow over the gathering. It lifted its front legs off the ground and threw its head up, becoming a fearsome wraith as it flapped its wings and took off, leaving the ruined building behind as Lady Nightmare threw a throaty laugh that sent chills down Twilight's spine.

Most people quickly flew to their homes with their loved ones, but not Twilight. She ran right after Lady Nightmare, even though she was quickly becoming a dot in the sky. Suddenly a hand grabbed her and stopped her, she turned to see a familiar rainbow colored motorcyclist staring warily at her.

"Everyone around are hiding with their families, and here you are running after that Nightmare lady, who just happens to show up the day you arrive. Who are you really? Are you a spy?" Dash accused.

"Simmer down Sally. She ain't no spy," Twilight turned to see Jack catching up with them, followed by Fluttershy, Pinkie and Rarity, "but I reckon she sure knows what's going on, dontcha Twilight?"

Twilight looked at the five before her, "I was sent here to stop the threat of the Beasts so I was doing some research on them, some mysterious objects called the Elements of Harmony are the only things that can permanently banish them back to Tartarus, there are six in total, but they were lost somewhere in the Everfree Forest. I figured that Lady Nightmare would lead me right to them so I was going to follow her, but now I've lost her trail."

Rarity was the one that spoke up, "Oh don't worry about that darling. Scrying is my forte, that dreadful Lady Nightmare left plenty of her unpleasant-smelling aura back at the hall for me to track, just give me a second and I should be able to cast a spell that will create a visible path and lead us right to her."

Rarity closed her eyes, delicate ribbons of magical energy floated off her palms, seeping into the ground. Suddenly a blinding light cast from her palms, when it faded, a faint but very distinct purple trail of energy floated in the air where Lady Nightmare had flown through the sky.

"Thank you," said Twilight, "I appreciate the help, but now you all should get home now, it's too dangerous for you guys to come along."

The five all looked at each other, than back at Twilight, but not a single one budged from their spot.

"That's awfully sweet of you sugar cube," said Jack with a tip of her hat, "but Equestria's our home too, and just because that lady talked a big game about saving us an whatnot, but Ah don't think she has the best of intentions, besides your seriously thinking of going in The Everfree Forest alone? A place with nicknames like the living labyrinth, the bane of a thousand lost souls, and the unfathomable oblivion?"

"Plus it's really dirty," chimed in Rarity, as if that was relevant.

"And scary..." whispered Fluttershy, who desperately wanted to be home right now.

"And if you're going to fight a wicked powerful demonic sorceress," said Dash with her chest puffed out, "Your gonna need back up, fortunately I never leave home without Rainbolt," Dash unsheathed her katana and held it up high, letting it glisten in the moonlight. On its blade was an inscription, 'And I take flight, so that Fear may never catch me, and Death will never take me.'

Twilight let out a big sigh, "Fine let's go then."

"Yippee! Let's get this party started," Pinkie said as she gleefully pulled out a fully armed twelve-gauge combat shotgun and cocked it, making the ever so distinct chck-chck! of a shell being loaded into the barrel, and skipped with way to much mirth than anyone armed with a firearm should.

The other five jumped back at seeing Pinkie pull a gun from who knows where, "Uhhh-where did you get that?" Twilight asked, not sure she wanted to know the answer.

"Silly-Billy, I never leave home without a really big gun, sometimes a party can get out a control, and sometimes Auntie Pinkie needs to lay the smackdown," said Pinkie, as if that somehow answered the question.

The group continued to follow Rarity's aura trail through the Everfree as it lead them through the twisted branches and ghastly foliage. The forest had a sickly color that came with its grotesque way of growing. The calls and echoes of strange and unknown creatures resonated indistinctively throughout the entire forest, somehow managing to sound as if it was right next to them and very far away at the same time.

Each member of the party reacted to the unpleasant surroundings differently. Rarity focused on maintaining the aura tracking spell. Jack kept a constant vigil, checking every dark corner for potential threats. Dash was calm and relaxed walking towards the front, holding Rainbolt on her shoulder. Pinkie skipped and bounced, as if she was back at the party, before it exploded. Fluttershy was painfully attached to Twilight, holding her arm in a vice like grip, clenching even tighter at the sound of each noise, much to the irritation of Twilight.

"Just what makes the Everfree so dangerous anyway?" Twilight wondered aloud, breaking the nervous silence of the group.

"You m-mean you're not-t s-s-scared?" trembled Fluttershy.

"Oh come on it's not bad," said Twilight.

The entire group, even Dash, stopped and just stared at Twilight as if she was utterly insane.

"Well I'm not saying I want to build a summer home here, but it could be worse, whats so bad about it?" Twilight asked.

"Noooo body knooows..." Dash said, in a faux spooky voice reserved for telling ghost stories around a campfire as she turned back the rest of the group, "do you know why?"

"Dash quit it," said Jack, noticing that the others were already scared enough.

Dash ignored her, "Cause anybody who has ever gone into the Everfree has never. Come. Out."

Suddenly, as if on cue, the ground collapsed beneath their feet as they began sliding down a newly formed slope of dirt. Reacting quickly, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy had grabbed Rarity and Pinkie, stopping them from falling down the slope, but Jack and Twilight were not so lucky. The two were quickly descending to the bottom of the slope, which fell off into a sheer cliff face. Jack managed to grab onto some exposed roots to stop herself, but Twilight couldn't slow down enough. She nearly fell off the cliff and was hanging for dear life at the edge, barely holding on.

"Hold on, Ahma comin'!" Jack shouted out, as she slowly slid down the steep slope to reach Twilight.

Jack grabbed Twilight's arms and tried to hoist her up, but the awkward position of the slope made that impossible without losing her leverage and falling, all Jack could do was hold Twilight and make sure she couldn't fall.

"Jack what do I do?" asked a panicked Twilight.

Jack looked over Twilight's shoulders, then back at her, "Let go," she said with the utmost sincerity.

"Are you crazy?" said Twilight.

"No Ah ain't, Ah promise, you'll be safe-"

"That's not true!"

"Now listen, Ah am telling you the honest truth, if you let go, you will be okay."

Twilight looked right into Jack's unwavering, unflinching eyes and she could tell that she had meant every word. Letting out a deep breath, Twilight released her grip on Applejack's arms and began to scream as she fell to her death, or so she thought. In actuality, after Dash and Fluttershy had saved Rarity and Pinkie, they all hurried around the long way to the bottom of the cliff, and with the help of Rarity slowing down Twilight's fall with a levitation spell Dash caught her on the way down. After Twilight had safely landed on the ground, she turned to see Jack safely climb down the cliff.

"See what did Ah tell you?" Jack said.

"Aw man did you see me?" Dash boasted, "Once Pinkie and Rarity were safe, I saw you were about to fall, so I sprinted on over, and woosh! Bam! Caught you right in the nick of time."

Twilight was not amused, this was the third time Dash had told them all about how she had saved the entire group single-handedly in the past half hour, "Yes, I know, I was ther-"

"Did anybody hear that!?" interrupted Fluttershy, who had moved to squeezing Jack's arm.

There was a moment of silence as the group listened, "Ah don't hear anything," said Jack.

Dash smirked, "Fluttershy you need to stop being such a sca-"

And that's when the rest of them heard it, a deep rumbling sound, like the distant purring of a tractor, or a tank. Slowly and with a predator's grace a hulking figure came up from behind the group, almost by surprise. It's shape was too dark to see, but it's eyes were glowing, and small black will-o-wisps had began materializing around the creature, and the group.

"Look out!" cried Jack.

Suddenly the beast pounced into view, and let out a earsplitting roar as it raised itself on its back legs, showing off large muscle bound chest, massive claws, and large chitinous wings, behind it a long scorpion's tail stood poised and ready to strike.

"It's a Manticore!" cried Twilight.

The Manticore was closest to Rarity so it leaped after her first and took a swipe with its razor sharp claws. The attack would have beheaded the fashionista had she not quickly ducked and retaliated with a burst of magical energy at point blank range.

"Take that you ruffian!" said Rarity.

The Manticore responded by bellowing right in Rarity's ear, to which she reacted as anybody would, she ran away behind the others.

"Wait," said Fluttershy, trying to stop the others.

Rarity's distraction had been more than enough to give Jack the chance to get behind the Manticore and leap up on its massive back. She wrapped her arms around the Manticore's thick neck in a choke hold ignoring the painful sharp spines on its back as they dug into her arms, but this only succeeded in enraging the Beast as it began flailing about, maddeningly trying to knock off the unwanted parasite.

"Wait," said Fluttershy again.

The Manticore flung Jack off its back, causing her to fly through the air and land next to Dash.

"All yours partner," Jack groaned.

Dash pulled out Rainbolt and began to charge head first at the Manticore, the Manticore braced itself for an assault.

"WWWWAAAAIIITTT!" Fluttershy cried out, blocking Dash's path

"What are you doing Fluttershy?" Dash said.

"Can't you see the poor dear is in pain?" said Fluttershy.

When Fluttershy was met with blank stares, she decided to take matters into her own hands. Before anyone could react, Fluttershy grabbed Rainbolt out of Dash's hands and charged at the Manticore. It braced itself for an attack, but what it didn't expect was for Fluttershy to jump up on its back and stab the Manticore right between its shoulder blades.

The attack was met with a high pitched screeching, like a thousand nails on a thousand chalkboards, as a creature that had been the Manticore's wings and barbed tail had pulled itself off the Manticore's back. The creature looked like a cross between a bat, a scorpion and a centipede.

"There's the Beast! Pinkie SHOOT IT!" Fluttershy shouted.

"Okie dokie lokie!" said Pinkie.

It took her seconds to line up the shot as the creature wildly flew up into the air and attempted to dive bomb at the girls, trying to stab them with its poison stinger. Pinkie pulled the trigger and her shotgun exploded into a funnel of violent fire as it ripped apart the Beast's chitinous shell, causing it to crash land a few feet in front of them. The body was still mindlessly flailing about when Pinkie walked up to it and put one more shell into its head, silencing the thing for good. It's body began melting into a pile of smoke and ash that simply blew away.

With the Beast gone, the girls turned to see Fluttershy in the embrace of a fully grown mountain lion, which was playfully licking her face.

"Aw you're just a little ole' baby kitty aren't you? Yes you are, yes you are." said Fluttershy gently to the lion.

The rest of the group started to continue on the aura trail, but Twilight waited for Fluttershy to catch up, "How did you know that the Beast was possessing that lion?" Twilight asked.

"I saw how the lion's face was in pain and it needed help. That, and I noticed the second head peeking out from under the mane," Fluttershy added.

The party of six continued to follow the trail, unfortunately the trees started to become thicker and thicker, blocking out all light, and the trail, from view as the canopy closed around them. A wind blew through the trees, causing them to make a very lifelike moan that unsettled the girls.

"Oh good heavens I can't see a thing," said Rarity, "how are we supposed to follow Lady Nightmare's trail if we can't see it?"

"That ancient ruin could be right under our noses and we wouldn't even know it," said Twilight.

The group fumbled about in the dark, desperate to get out of this thick brush as a fast as possible, but they constantly kept tripping over large roots and knocking into trees and hanging branches, and Jack was sure she stepped in something.

"Aah! Something grabbed me!" exclaimed Rarity.

"What're you talkin' about?" Jack asked.

The response was cut off by Fluttershy screaming at the top off her lungs. The group turned to see that the trees were glowing, and on their long gnarled trunks were twisted and tortuous faces. Their jagged and thorny branches were grasping at the girls, trying to tangle them up in a web of thorns. Every where the group turned they saw ghastly trees, and they all seemed to be shifting closer and closer. The girls couldn't do anything but scream as the demonic trees closed in. They screamed and screamed and laughed as loud as they could-

Wait, what? While the others were huddled together, Pinkie had been laughing at the trees, laughing and making childish faces.

"Pinkie, what are you doing? Run!" Twilight said.

"Granny Pie always said that you gotta lull your enemies into a false sense of security by making silly faces and laughing at them," Pinkie responded.

And it worked, because the tree never even suspected Pinkie would grab a chainsaw and rip into its face. The other trees started to shift away from the psychotic pink one, but they were trees, they couldn't exactly move fast, so Pinkie had her work cut out for her as she slashed through all the trees.

Now that the trees had cleared up, the aura trail was visible again, so the girls picked the hunt right back up, following the glowing path through the Everfree in the middle of the night. With Pinkie leading the way and cutting down any foliage, they made excellent time, breezing right through what seemed the thickest part of the forest, until they reached a river.

This was not an ordinary river, because if it was, the group could just cross it. This river was a writhing mass of white-capped, shifting rapids and bubbling water about a hundred meters wide. The shifting waters did an excellent job of hiding what was lying underneath the waves because the girls had no idea that they were being watched.

"What do we do know?" asked Dash, "I mean, I could probably cross this, but I don't know about you guys-"

Dash's boasting was interrupted by a huge sea serpent springing out of the water, and causing a surge of water to rush out and knock down the girls.

It's long snake like body was producing the rapids by undulating itself, creating wave after wave to crash into each other and make the water impassable. It's face resembled a crocodile, with row upon row of jagged teeth, the size of its head was roughly the size of an SUV. The body was easily two football fields in length covered with a myriad of luminescent scales, but most of it was hidden underwater. Despite being obviously reptilian, the sea serpent had a long flowing mane of hair, carefully groomed in a pompadour, at the end of it snout was an equally groomed mustache, that flowed and swayed to compliment the serpent's motion. Black, wispy, spheres gave the tell tale sign of a Beast, no doubt about it this time.

Unfortunately every attempt to try and get close to the sea dragon was met with a crashing wave of water. Pinkie tried shooting it, but it just swatted the buck shot shells out of the air with its large claws.

"How are we going to kill this thing?" asked Twilight as she feebly slung magical balls of lightning at the Beast.

Rarity's eyes opened wide in comprehension, as she grabbed Dash's sword from her.

"Hey! That's mine, what is with you people!" Dash feebly protested, before mumbling to herself, "you could have at least asked..."

Rarity took the blade and magically flung it at the dragon, but instead of stabbing the dragon, she made the blade hack off half of the Beast's mustache, before arcing the sword back into Dash's hands. Seeing his carefully groomed do was ruined, the Beast began twisting in agony and rage. In his blind rage he had completely forgotten his would be attackers, giving Twilight plenty of time to gather up power. She created a large ball of lightning that she shot right in the Beast's face, causing him to collapse just a few feet before the girls, paralyzed. Allowing Dash to get in close and deliver a killing stab right throughout the dragon's skull.

"Right between the eyes," Dash said triumphantly as she put Rainbolt back in its sheathe.

Now that the river had calmed down, they were free to pass.

"Quick girls, we can cross on the dragon's body before it disintegrates," Twilight exclaimed.

With the river behind them, Twilight stopped to ask Rarity a question, "How did you know that the creature would react like that?"

"I saw how much care and effort that dreadful beast had put into his mane, and knew must have meant a lot to him. If someone had done something to my hair I don't know what I would do." Rarity replied.

As they continued journeying, the group could actually see the ruins of castle peeking out from the cover of trees. Seeing their goal was almost at hand, the girls began running through the forest. So close to finally being able to stop Lady Nightmare before her plans begin, Twilight wasn't even paying attention to where she was going, until she ran out of ground.

Luckily Dash grabbed Twilight by the shoe just as she disappeared over the, unexpected drop. With the help of Jack she pulled Twilight back up and unto actual ground.

"Man, you and cliffs just are not getting along today" Dash said.

The group had reached a large gorge; thick fog obscured the bottom keeping them from seeing how deep it was. On the other side, the castle was clearly visible. The only way across was a flimsy rope bridge, but that bridge was severed, as Twilight so painfully discovered.

"Oh no, what are we going to do?" Pinkie asked.

"Don't worry; I got this," Dash said, "Jack do you mind?"

While Dash severed a long thick vine from a nearby tree and tied one end to the bridge post, Jack got into position right at the end of the cliff, ready to provide a spring board with her arms and give Dash an extra push.

"I could probably levitate you across," said Twilight.

"Relax egghead, I don't need magic or your fancy logic," said Dash as she got into position for a running start, "I can cross this gap with pure concentrated awesome."

And that's exactly what Dash did as she ran straight at Applejack and launched over the gorge through the foggy air and out of sight from the others, landing on the other side with a somersault. Dash started to tie the end of the vine to the post when she heard an ethereal voice beckon her.

"Rainbow..." it called to her, "Rainbow..."

"Show yourself, I ain't afraid of you," Dash called out as she drew Rainbolt.

"We have been eagerly awaiting the arrival of the greatest hero in Equestria..."

"Who?" Dash asked blissfully.

"Why, you of course."

"Really? I mean- yeah of course you were."

"We've been waiting for a hero strong enough- "

"Sounds right"

"Brave enough-"

"Oh please stop, your making me blush…(don't stop)"

"and awesome enough-"

"Not that I don't totally enjoy all this praise, but I've got shit to do, so can you just tell me what you want so I can get back to helping my friends."

"We can give you more power than you can ever dream of, all you have to do is leave your friends, and follow us-"

"What?!"

The voice was a tantalizing whisper in Dash's ear, "What's wrong Rainbow Dash? Don't you want everyone to admire you? Do you want to be adored and loved by everyone? We can make that happen. You will have thousands of people screaming your name, you will become the greatest hero Equestria has ever known, you'll even be better than the Wonderbolts. Don't you want that? We can make it happen. We can make you better...cooler...more awesome."

At the mention of that last part Dash's eyes widened, "JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?! I AM 'RAINBOW-FREAKING-DASH' THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE BADASS-ENOUGH TO HAVE A NAME LIKE THAT AND STILL BE THE COOLEST MOFO' YOU EVER SEEN, AND IF YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE MY FRIENDS HANGIN' YOU GOTTA ANOTHER THING COMIN'!"

Dash drew out Rainbolt, as she deftly swung through the fog with her blade, " WHO-THE-HELL-DO-THINK-I-AM-SWORD-ATTACK!" the fog parted ways, revealing a ghostly apparition slinking in the fog near Dash, "I'M-NEVER-GONNA-ABANDON-MY-FRIENDS-PUUUUNCH!"

And with that, Dash punched a ghost, that's right she punched a ghost. A move so audacious that the universe decided to let the laws of physic slide this one time just because Dash had the sheer balls to try and break the laws of nature. Her fist actually caused the ghost to explode, and she was hitting the ghost so hard that her arm was catching on fire.

With the ghost evaporated, Dash securely tied the vine to the post, and shouted out to the other side of the gorge to signal the others it was safe to cross. One by one they all slowly and carefully crossed the gap.

When Twilight was across she asked Dash a question, "Just who was that person you were talking to?"

Dash shrugged, "just some wierdo who thought they could teach me, me,how to be awesome."

The castle laid before them, in all its ancient glory. The only structures left visibly standing was the huge throne room and a long spiraling tower near the back. Vines and trees had already cracked through most of the walls, and were working on demolishing the rest of structure with their slow moving roots. As the girls walked inside the roof was virtually nonexistent, allowing the full moon to cast light into the ruins. Placed on the ancient podium where five ancient stone orbs.

"Those must be the Elements!" said Twilight as the group all ran towards the podium.

Twilight used her magic to make each Element float off their pedestal and glide into a circle pattern on the ground around her.

"Aren't there supposed to be six of them?" asked Pinkie.

"The book said that when all five are together, the spark will appear, revealing the sixth element," said Twilight.

"What in the heck is that supposed to mean?" said Jack.

"I'm not sure, but I have an idea, stand back," said Twilight as she closed her eyes and began to gather magical energy, "I don't know what will happen."

The girls all gave Twilight a wide berth as magic flowed from her body and surged into the Elements. The Elements began to float through the air, spinning faster and faster as they rose higher and higher, crackling with power. Twilight opened her eyes and let out a gasp as she realized that the sudden surge of activity was not her doing, but she was helpless to stop the elements as they whirled about her, before suddenly vanishing, taking Twilight with them. Leaving the rest of the girls in an empty room, with no clue as to what was going on.

When Twilight awoke she was in another room of the castle. Black fog obscured some of the details of the room, but it was in just as much disrepair as the rest of the castle.

Black fog? Twilight's eyes opened wide, as her hair stood on end. Looking behind her, Twilight realized that Lady Nightmare had been the one responsible for the unexpected isolation from the rest of the group. Nightmare stood tall, her long flowing hair enveloping Twilight, and her arrogant gaze piercing her. With a flick of the wrist the Elements floated through the air to surround Lady Nightmare. The sorceress let out another maniacal laugh as lightning swirled over head, pouring into the exposed castle room.

"Did you really think I would be ignorant to my plan's single flaw? I have been watching you for quite some time Twilight Sparkle,and I know that you are not strong enough to defeat me," Lady Nightmare gave Twilight a coy smile as she clenched her fist, causing each of the five Elements to shatter into useless fragments of rocks and dust, "these pitiful Elements are pathetic, did you really think that they could defeat me?!"

As Lady Nightmare laughed over Twilight's defeat, she didn't realize that the other five had found the tower that Nightmare and Twilight were in. But Twilight did, and when they came the piles of dust that had been the elements all began to glow, that's when Twilight's brain surged with the single craziest idea she had ever had.

"You think you can destroy the Elements of Harmony so easily?" Twilight said.

As all of the girls gathered, the remnants of the Elements began to glow and swirl, individually swirling around each of the five girls.

"Wha-," said Nightmare, unsure of herself for the first time.

"Well you're wrong," Twilight boasted, "because the spirits of the Elements of Harmony are right," Twilight paused as her five companions were enveloped in vibrant energy, "Here!"

The energy from the Elements reacted to each girl differently, absorbing itself into a different object. For Applejack, an orange light swirled around her belt. For Rarity, a purple light shone out of her diamond necklace. For Rainbow Dash, red static surged into her blade. For Fluttershy, her butterfly hair pins glimmered with a living yellow energy. For Pinkie Pie, her beaded bracelets popped and crackled with a cyan vigor.

"You still don't have the sixth element," Nightmare said, though her wavering voice betrayed the uncertainty underneath, "it's pointless without it!"

"That's where your wrong again," said Twilight, "the sixth one is right here!"

A new wave of magic washed over Twilight, as if the other five girls were feeding her their energy. Twilight became a conduit for the Elements and in her, an untapped wellspring of power surged up, her entire body glowed, and her eyes became opaque orbs of blinding light. It worked in a completely unknown way as it twinkled around her charm bracelets, stretching and reshaping it into … a pair of white handguns.

"Well that's unexpected," Twilight said, "but it'll do."

Lady Nightmare smiled and laughed manically again.

"What's so funny?!" said Dash, brandishing a lightning-infused Rainbolt.

"You have made a grievous error, one that will be your last," the grin on Lady Nightmare caused Twilight to waiver, something was wrong.

That's when Twilight remembered; Lady Nightmare was not alone. Before anyone had time to react the winged demonic horse burst through a window, sending glass fragments flying through the air as it unfurled its massive wings. The distraction was enough for Lady Nightmare to make her move as she swung an arm out at the girls, sending out a wave of energy that picked them up and threw them back several feet as if they were tiny toys.

Before any of the six girls could fully recover, the Beast-horse charged the group, running right through the center of them, causing the girls to scatter in all directions to avoid being trampled. The Beast-horse rampaged in a berserk rage, breathing fire and bucking violently, moving too fast and viciously to allow any of the girls to line up a shot or get in close enough to attack. Turning to face Twilight, fire flared from the Beast-horse's mouth, attempting to roast her alive with a wave of searing heat, with the guns in her hands, Twilight wouldn't be able to react quick enough to magically defend from the attack.

Seeing this, Rarity reacted in a way she didn't quite fully understand. She felt a strange energy around her neck, feeling compelled to touch it's source: her diamond necklace. When she did, it became a ball of energy in her hand that before her eyes crystallized and expanded, compounding itself into a massive shield made of a single flawless diamond that weightlessly floated in front of her. Acting quickly Rarity willed the diamond shield in between Twilight and the incoming plume of fire which crashed harmlessly against its sparkling, impenetrable surface.

Seeing an opportunity, Dash closed in on the Beast-horse, Rainbolt at the ready, but the Tartarus-spawn was too fast, and launched itself into the air with a single flap of it's wings, keeping itself out of range of those on the ground below, well almost everyone. Twilight decided to use her new found weapons and aimed for the Beast. When she pulled the trigger, a shimmering beam of energy and a sharp report erupted from the barrel. Unfortunately, Twilight had never used a handgun before and her aim was quite terrible, completely missing the flying Beast. She fired three more times, and only a single shot managed to graze the Beast's flank.

Pinkie whipped out her twelve-gauge shotgun again, and took aim to shoot the Beast down, ready to-

"Pinkie watch out!" Fluttershy screamed as she tackled Pinkie, knocking her out of the way as a massive ball of blue fire conjured by Lady Nightmare streaked past the spot where Pinkie used to be standing.

As the Beast went to make another dive, Jack also had an inexplicable urge. Acting on instinct, she grabbed her belt buckle, unhinging her belt and pulling it off her jeans, luckily the belt was just for looks, and she didn't actually need it to hold her pants up. As she pulled the belt off it began glowing, stretching and contorting into a long gleaming chain made of an unknown white and silver metal.

"Now this Ah can work with, " Jack said triumphantly, wrapping one end of the chain around her arm and spinning the rest of it over her head, "Get ready Ah'm gonna bring this bronco back down ta our level!"

A flying Beast was no match for Applejack's year's of competition's on the rodeo circuit as she let loose of the chain and let it lash through the air and wrap around the Beast's neck. With a single strong tug, Jack sent the Beast hurtling towards the ground. As it crashed it sent up a cloud of dust and gravel, leaving a tiny impact crater.

This was exactly the moment Dash was waiting for as the Beast stood up haphazardly, still completely dazed from it's sudden crash landing. As she rushed the Beast, Rainbolt began glowing white hot, sparks danced across the edge as the steel began disintegrating, leaving Rainbow Dash holding a hilt and a blade made entirely of lightning.

Dash didn't falter, something in the back of here mind let her know that this was all natural. With a single arcing sweep, Dash beheaded the Beast with a clean slice. Unlike the previous two Beast's they had fought, this one didn't fade in smoke and ash, the two pieces of it's body glowed white, before bursting in a heat-less implosion.

With her minion destroyed, Lady Nightmare stood alone as five girls surrounded her.

"Your finished Nightmare!" said Twilight, raising her magical handgun at the sorceress, "give up before this gets uglier."

Lady Nightmare smiled at her feeble opponent, to her it was just another insect to crush, "You are out of you league little girl, you've caught the attention of those infinitely your greater."

As Lady Nightmare began slowly walking towards Twilight her flowing gown fell away, but instead of revealing a naked body, more fog floated towards her, solidifying into a full set of pale blue armor. Lady Nightmare, clad in a magical armor, and covered by a cloak forged of a midnight sky, stood just a few meters from Twilight. Twilight looked right defiantly back into Nightmare's face, but it was entirely obscured underneath a helmet, the only part of head that was visible was a pair of glowing eyes.

"I'm through playing games," said Lady Nightmare.

Dash spoke before anyone else could react, "I have had enough of your high and mighty bullshit, you think just because you've got some shiny new tin foil that we're not totally gonna kick the shit out of you?"

Wielding her lightning blade, Dash charged Lady Nightmare, swinging her weapon in an overhead strike aimed right at Lady Nightmare's skull. Lady Nightmare turned to face her would be attacker and as Dash brought the blade down Lady Nightmare grabbed it with a single armored hand, stopping it a mere inches from her head.

"I am a god," boomed Lady Nightmare, her voice was the only sound in the ruined hall other than the faint crackling of the lightning sword in her palm, "your existence is only granted by my permission, and my patience is quickly wearing thin."

Lady Nightmare backhanded Dash, launching her several through the air, right into Rarity, who toppled right over. Nightmare then dropped Dash's sword on the ground, turning back to Twilight. Twilight wasn't going to wait for Lady Nightmare to make the first move as she aimed her handgun and fired a couple of magical rounds at her target. With only a few meters between them it was impossible for Twilight to miss, unfortunately Nightmare raised her hands to erect a force field, causing the bullets to ricochet harmlessly.

Lady Nightmare continue her approach towards Twilight with fire in eyes. She is going to kill me here and now if I don't think of something, Twilight thought to herself.

"Jack!" shouted Twilight, "distract her!"

"Already on it," Jack replied.

Nightmare turned to face the origin of the voice to see a pair of boots flying right at her face as Jack drop kicked her, knocking her over. When she got up she saw Jack in a fighting stance, her white chain wrapped around her waist.

"Come on partner," said Jack, "let's throw down."

Nightmare didn't even reply as she rushed Jack with a quick swipe of her clawed gauntlet. Jack reacted quickly, redirecting the blow over her left shoulder and moving underneath Nightmare's arm to deliver three quick jabs to the side of the rib cage, where there was little armor. Lady Nightmare quickly retaliated by thrusting her knee up into Jack's stomach, or at least she tried to. Without losing a beat Jack spun around to the Nightmare's other side, sharply kicking Nightmare's knee, forcing her to drop to a knee. Jack finished by bringing her elbow down hard on Nightmare's helmet, stunning her.

"Pinkie now!" said Jack as she retreated from her dazed opponent.

Pinkie knew exactly what to do as she grabbed the Bubble Berry bands on her wrists. The bands glowed white and reshaped themselves, forming something much larger. Pinkie smiled as she took hold of her brand new white rocket launcher.

"Suck on this you big meanie!" said Pinkie as she pulled the trigger.

A blast of energy erupted from the large barrel, colliding directly with Lady Nightmare and creating a huge explosion. Smoke and dust flew up everywhere, but when the dust cleared Lady Nightmare stood firm, a tiny force field encompassing her body.

Nightmare turned the force field inside out and unleashed a huge wave of energy that spread out in a circle, flinging everything in it's path, including Twilight and her friends. Before Twilight had time to recover she felt a hand grip her throat, lifting her off the ground.

"It looks like the Princess's newest pet has failed," said Lady Nightmare triumphantly, "I pity Celestia if this is the best she can throw at me."

Even as she tried desperately to grab a breath of air, Twilight couldn't help but smile.

"And just what do you find so amusing?" Lady Nightmare asked.

"I may not be as strong as you," Twilight said, "but at least I know how to count."

Before Lady Nightmare could realize how many opponents she had defeated, Fluttershy shimmered into existence right behind her, holding Pinkie's shotgun. Instead of pulling the trigger, Fluttershy swung the gun like a club, delivering a swift blow right to the head, causing Lady Nightmare to double over and collapse.

Twilight picked one of her handguns back up and placed it directly against of the forehead of Lady Nightmare's senseless body.

"Good night...bitch."

BLAM!

Twilight pulled the trigger on the magical handgun, blowing Lady Nightmare's head off in a bloodless explosion of smoke; her decapitated body slumped to the floor as black fog drifted from the wound. There was a brilliant light as Lady Nightmare's body began to glow, the girls stood back as the air rippled with energy.

"What's happening Twilight?" the others asked, but their voice was drowned out by a deafening noise.

Suddenly the room exploded in a wave of heat and light, robbing the girls of sight as they shielded their eyes. When they opened them, the room was empty, but through the peaks of the castle, they could see dawn was peering over the horizon. As sunlight began to filter into the dark room, a visitor came riding in on it, an apparition forging itself out of the very sunlight. When it formed, it revealed a woman of the most stunning beauty, standing in a godlike visage. Her hair was incredibly long and flowing as if an unknown breeze were constantly blowing it, the hair itself seemed to be spun from the sun's morning rays.

"Princess Celestia," Twilight uttered as the rest of the girls bowed.

"Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student, it's about time!" she smiled, "I knew you could do it," Celestia paused to look at the other five girls, "but I knew you couldn't do it alone."

"So Lady Nightmare is dead?" Jack asked.

Princess Celestia's face became very grave, "no, Lady Nightmare has been around nearly as long as I have, and she is a wickedly powerful enchantress, but you have taken great steps in defeating her, it will be a long time before she is strong enough to make a full complete physical form and return, but she will return."

"So what do we do?" Twilight wondered.

"I want you to stay here in Equus City and watch the signs, you can stop her before she reaches full strength again. She is powerful, but you can defeat her using the Elements of Harmony."

"So I have to stay in Equus City?" Twilight said seeming disappointed, but then she looked at the five new friends before her and smiled, "I guess I can do that."

"Oh! Oh! Oh! Do you know what this calls for?" Pinkie said bouncing up and down, "A PARTY!"

Next time on Magical Amicus:

Twilight's looked around the cabin of the drop ship, her five other squad mates were all sitting silently, their faces a grave face, Dash was absently opening and shutting a lighter. It was dark except for a single red light, and the shadows obscured much of the high tech combat armor they were all wearing except for a few glowing lights coming from the armor itself

A voice came over the intercom, "three minutes to the LZ."

Twilight tensed up as she clutched the handle of one of her white handguns sitting in its holster on her thigh.

Suddenly the cabin rocked violently, nearly launching Twilight from her seat.

The voice on the intercom spoke again, "Change in plans, the LZ is too hot, you're dropping right now and using your flight equipment to land, this is a Wounded Pegasus Protocol, opening cabin door, you have fifteen seconds."

A buzzer screamed in Twilight's ears as a single large door slide off to the side and blast of air flew into her face. Her eyes opened wide as she looked at her wrist-navi, its altitude display said they were still twenty thousand feet in the air.

"This is insane!" Rarity tried to shout over the roaring wind.

"How did we get in this mess again?" Jack asked.

"Remember that time Twilight botched a teleportation spell and we all ended up in a universe filled with people we knew but they all were all a bit different?" Pinkie replied.

"Um, no?"

"Me neither."

The rest of the group just stared at Pinkie as she jumped head first out of the cabin and quickly became a shrinking dot in the sky. Twilight turned to her wrist-navi, time was almost out. Quickly the rest of the team leaped from the ship mid flight. As they tumbled through the air Twilight looked back just in time to see a missile colliding with the drop ship, completely destroying it in a fiery detonation.

There's no going back now Twilight thought to herself as she turned to the rapidly approaching surface.