PONIES
Chapter 5: Rainbow Dash
Previous Chapter Next ChapterA cyan pegasus with a rainbow mane then flew in at the speed of light, "Yeah!" she said, pumping her hoof with a smirk.
all: Rainbow Dash is a curious pony!
Rainbow: If you offer me daisies, I'd rather have grass!
She then signaled Berry Pinch to follow her, which Berry happily did.
If you put me in a house, I would much prefer a cloud
If you put me on a cloud, I would rather have a house
If you tell me to sit still, I'll be flying in the sky
If you tell me to fly, I'll be sitting on the ground!
Somepony threw an apple at Rainbow, only to have her buck it into a tree, smashing it to bits.
All: Rainbow Dash is a curious pony
Rainbow: And there isn't any call for me to shout it!
all: For she will do as she do do
Rainbow: and there's no doing anything abou-out it!
Rainbow reached over and playfully ruffled Alula's mane, which made the filly melt.
Trixie: Rainbow Dash is a terrible bore!
Rainbow: when you let me in, then I wanna go out!
I'm always on the wrong side of every door
As soon as I get home, then I like to get about
I like to lie in a thunder cloud
but I make such a fuss if I can't get off!
all: Rainbow Dash is a curious pony!
Rainbow: and there isn't any use for you to doubt it!
all: for she will do as she do do
Rainbow: And there's no doing anything abou-ou-out it!
Rainbow pulled a few moves, smirking.
Rarity: Rainbow Dash is a curious beast!
Rainbow: My disobliging ways are a matter of habit!
If you offer me grass, then I'd rather have a feast
When there isn't any grass, I won't eat tulips
If you offer me daisies, then I sniff and sneer
Rarity got close to Rainbow, who smirked and stroked her body. (Why in Equestria's name did I just type that...)
Rainbow: Because I only like what I find for myself...no!
She then dropped Rarity, who got an annoyed look and pulled herself back up.
Rainbow: So you'll catch me in it right up to my ears
If you put it away on the larder shelf
All: Rainbow Dash is artful and knowing, Rainbow Dash
Rainbow: doesn't care for a cuddle!
But I'll leap in your lap in the middle of your sewing
because there's nothing I enjoy more than a horrible muddle!
All the colts and fillies danced while Rainbow flew off, then landed in between Cheerilee and BonBon, who were talking and sewing, messing up whatever they were making and kissed their cheeks, then flew off in front where she was before.
all: Rainbow Dash is a curious pony
Rainbow Dash doesn't care for a cuddle
Rainbow started pulling moves again.
all: Rainbow Dash is a curious pony
Rainbow: and there isn't any call for me to spout it!
all: For she will do as she do do
at this, all the fillies gather around Rainbow Dash, giggling.
Rainbow: and there's no doing anything abou-ou-ou-ou-ou...
At this, Scootaloo squeals loudly, flailing her hooves, until Rainbow hushed her with a gentle hoof on the mouth.
Rainbow: About it!
The song ends and Rainbow plays an air guitar, and flies around, all the ponies watching her, Rainbow enjoyed the attention on her until she caught something in her sight, she got a glare and pointed angrily at something...or somepony.
Can you guess who this mystery pony is? (once again, Phantos, LIPS ZIPPED!)
R&R please!