Princess Celestia then faced the reader with a smile and began to sing.

Celestia: You've heard of several ponies

and now my opinion is that

you should need to interpreter

to understand our character

You've learned enough to take the view

that ponies are very much like you

You've seen us both at work and games

and learnt about our proper names

our habits and our habitats

But how would you address a pony?

So at first, your memory I'll jog

and say: a pony is not a human

All: So first your memory I'll jog

and say: a pony is not a human

Celestia: With ponies one rule is true

Don't speak until you are spoken to

Myself I do not hold with that

I say you should address a pony

but always bear in mind

that she resents familarity

You bow, and taking off your hat

address her in this form "O pony!"

Before a pony will conscend

to treat you as a trusted friend

Some little token of esteem is needed

like a dish of grass

And now you might supply

some daises or roses

some dandelions or apple pie

some steamed jewels or wildflower paste

she's sure to have her personal taste

And so in time you reach your aim

and call her by her name

All: A pony's entitled to expect

these evidences of respect

and there's how you address a pony

A pony's entitled to expect

these evidences of respect

So this is this and that is that

And there's how you address a pony!

They all did one more dance before rising up slowly, as Celestia did, she froze and the screen turned to white.

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oh my Bast...

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