Nightmare Moon popped up with a smirk, making all the ponies gasp, some ponies popped out from behind Nightmare with a rope, Princess Celestia was about to say something until the net was put over her and she was dragged away, Nightmare Moon laughed again before flying away and leaving the ponies to hide, Applejack and Rarity slowly came out, Rarity laid on a small hill as Applejack began to sing.

Applejack: Nightmare Moon, Nightmare Moon

she's called the Hidden Hoof

for she's a master criminal who can defy the law

She's the bafflement of Unicorn's yard

Cloudsdale's despair

For when they reach the scene of crime

Nightmare Moon's not there!

Applejack danced around a bit.

Nightmare Moon, Nightmare Moon

there's nopony like Nightmare Moon

She's broken every law

she breaks the laws of gravity

Her powers of levitation would make a fakir stare

and when you reach the scene of crime

Nightmare Moon's not there

you may seek her in the basement

you may look up in the air

But I tell you once and once again, Nightmare Moon's not there!

Rarity slowly joined her friend.

Rarity: Nightmare moon is black as night

she's very tall and thin

You would know her if you saw her

for her eye are sunked in

Her brow is deeply lined in thought

her head is highly doomed

Her coat is dusty from neglect

her mane is untamed

Rarity shivered a bit, thinking of dirty ponies made her shudder.

She sways her head from side to side

with movements like a snake

and when you think she's half asleep

She's really WIDE AWAKE!

Nightmare Moon

Nightmare Moon

there's nopony like Nightmare Moon

She's a fiend in pony shape

a monster of depravity

Scootaloo looked at the unicorn from behind a bush, so did Lotus.

You may meet her in a by-street

You may meet her in the square

But when a crime's discovered then

Nightmare Moon's not there

Applejack: She's outwardly respectable

Rarity: I know she cheats at cards

Applejack: And her hoofprints are not found in any files of Unicorn's Yard

Rarity: Or when the larder's looted

Applejack: or the jewel case is rifled

Rarity turned to a few of the fillies and sang.

Rarity: Or when the milk is missing

Applejack: Or a griffon's been stifled!

Rarity: or the greenhouse glass is broken

Applejack: or the pellis past repair

Both: And there's the wonder of the thing

Nightmare Moon's not there!

At that, the fillies and other mares danced with them.

Nightmare Moon

Nightmare Moon

there's nopony like Nightmare Moon

There never was a pony of such deceitfulness and suavity

she always has an alibi and one or two to spare

whatever deed took place

Nightmare Moon's not there!

and they say that all the ponies whose wicked deed are widely known

I might mention Flim and Flam

I might mention Chrysialis

are nothing more than agents

for the pony who all the time

just controls the operations

The Napoleon of Crime!

All: Nightmare Moon

Nightmare Moon

there's nopony like Nightmare Moon

she's a fiend in pony shape

a monster of depravity

you may meet her in the square

but when a crime's discovered then

Nightmare Moon

Nightmare Moon

Nightmare Moon

When a crime's discovered ther

Nightmare Moon's not there!

At that, they all stopped and posed.

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wasn't that AWESOME?! Rarity and Applejack should have a duet or something.

R&R please!