Now, after all that, you're probably wondering, "What did they do next?" Well, I'll tell you because, after all, I am the narrator still.

Applejack continued to work happily on the farm and even took control of it after Granny Smith passed away. With her help, Sweet Apple Acres was the biggest apple producer in Equestria, but it still had good quality apples.

Fluttershy retired from filmmaking and lived a happy life taking care of her animal friends. She continued to take in stray critters, but eventually, she had so many that she had to buy a farm in Montana to accommodate them all.

Pinkie Pie paid her debt to society and continued to be an out-of-control party animal until she was diagnosed with diabetes in 2017. That didn't stop her from partying, but she was a little tamer after that.

Rainbow Dash still couldn't join the Wonderbolts, so she made her own elite flying team, the Dashing Three. They were so good that they even beat the undefeated Wonderbolts at a flight competition.

Rarity made dresses to her dying day. She even designed for celebrities such as Christina Aguilera, Nicki Minaj, and Taylor Swift.

Twilight went on to be a film director and a supporter of such foundations as Books for Kids. She still loved reading, and directed three more documentaries: Spike the Dragon, Dumpster Diving, and Antarctica: The Very Last Frontier. When G5 eventually came along, Twilight was even a writer and executive producer for the show.

G5 came along, and there were six ponies again; two pegasi, two unicorns, and two Earth ponies. Each of them were called Dapple Sprinkles, Spring Sprinkles (they're sisters), Thunder Flutter (sounds familiar), Rain Dasher (seriously?), Starlight Treasure, and Twilight Sparkle (played by herself).

The show My Little Pony: Friends to the End received moderate to negative reviews. Critics complained that the ponies were too "similar to their G4 predecessors, and one even is a G4 pony." The show was cancelled after two seasons.

Well, that's all from me, the narrator. Good night, and good luck to-

Marty, your beans are gettin' cold! Get down here before I bust your hide!

Dammit, mom! I'm coming! Well...good night. I'm off to eat some beans.