Discorded Hetalia

Canada

"What ze hell is wrong with the world today!?"

Germany was holding a world conference along with some of the countries that still hadn't been tainted by Discord. Of course, France wasn't there, Japan hadn't shown up yet, Ukraine and Belarus were hiding along with Poland, and the micro nations and Prussia had all left to try to fight this new disaster themselves.

"Dude, I got here as fast as I could!" America said, heading for the head of the room to begin, "Alright everyone! From what I've gathered, some of the countries have totally gone insane! France had attempted murder on England and several other countries, Japan's gone missing, and the area's going to hell! I say that we-"

"HOLD UP!" England interrupted, "I know what you're going to say, America, but this is a bigger danger than you think."

"What are you talking about England?" North Italy asked.

England stood up, taking out a sketch. "I've spotted the creature that's been corrupting the world."

"Creature?" America was confused, "Oh wait; don't tell me this is one of your fairy friends!"

"No it's not, America!" England lashed at him, before laying the sketch on the table. The creature was anything like the rest of the world saw before; it had a horse's head with a goat's beard, a horn, and an antler. It's body was a long torso, it's forelegs an eagle claw and lion paw, with one feathered wing and one dragon wing, it's hind legs a goat leg and lizard leg, and a snake tail.

"This is a draconequus; it's a creature with a horse's head, and a body made up of body parts of other creatures. It's been said that these are capable of nearly godlike powers… This one appears to be quite the sadist, and I believe he's the one behind the changing of our friends."

"Isn't that a little farfetched of an idea, England?" China asked from across the room.

"I wish it were."

"Alright!" America stood back up, "I'm not sure if England's right or not, but I do know that the world's in big trouble! I say we all throw our ideas together and see what we come up with! I'll go first! I say we go with plan alpha! Italy, you'll take France's part since he's unable to, England-"

"What!? I'm NOT going with plan Alpha, America!" England sent a fiery retort.

"How about we just surrender?" Italy was waving a white flag. His brother Romano merely facepalmed next to him.

The rest of the meeting went as well as most of the world meetings did, that is until…

"WAAAAAAAAIIIIIIT!" a quiet voice shouted. The entire room turned to look at Canada, aka Mathew Williams.

"Canada? When did you get here?" America asked.

Canada's face went a bit sour at that remark. "I've been here the entire time… anyways… I have an idea…" he started, "W-What if we were to split up into groups? If England's right, then this creature could appear anywhere."

"WAIT!" America shouted, "I have an idea! What if we all split up into groups!?"

"But that's what I-"

"Good idea, America!" England said, "This creature could appear anywhere!"

"Oh, maple…" Canada muttered to himself. The bear in his lap looked up at him.

"Who are you?" It asked.

"I'm Canada…"

Soon the rest of the room cleared, until Canada was the only one left, still sitting in his seat.

"And to think I had a chance to finally get them to notice me…" Canada spoke after a few minutes of silence. He was, probably only next to Sealand, the least noticed or remembered of the countries.

"Oh don't be so surprised, Canada…" a menacing voice echoed in the conference hall, "They wouldn't notice you if you were on fire…"

"W-Wha!?" Canada shot up from his seat, "Who's there!?"

In that moment, Discord appeared right in front of Canada. Canada froze in that moment; he immediately recognized him as the creature in England's sketch.

"YOU! Y-You're the one behind all of this, aren't you!?"

"Don't be like that, Canada," Discord said in a calm voice, "Allow me to introduce myself; I am Discord, embodiment of chaos and disharmony… and yes, I am the one who has been improving your friends."

"IMPROVING!?" Canada shouted just above a whisper, "You turned France into a monster and God knows what you did to Japan!"

"What makes you think I did something to Japan?"

"Well I never saw him here today!"

"Now, now. No need to yell, Canada."

"How do you know my name!?"

"How?" Discord said with a smile, "It's because I am your friend, Canada…"

"My… friend?"

"Yes, Canada…"

"… H-How do I know you're my friend and not trying to trick me?"

"I've noticed you for once, haven't I? How many people actually notice you without mistaking you for your… "brother"?" Discord asked, before snapping his fingers. A pink cloud appeared out of nowhere as Discord materialized a glass in his hand and holding it under the cloud. The glass filled from top to bottom with a brown milky liquid, which he offered Canada.

"… Is that poisoned?"

"Oh come now, I'm not THAT bad," Discord reassured Canada.

Canada gingerly took the glass and took a sip of the liquid… chocolate milk. Not poison, thankfully.

"Ummm… thank you?"

"You're welcome! Now… may you answer my question?" Discord reminded him.

Canada thought for a minute… it was true; most countries either never notice him, don't remember who he is, or at worst mistake him for America. Even his best friend Cuba has gotten the two mixed up, and his loyal bear Kumajiro kept forgetting his name… or was his name Kumakichi?

"Not many…" he finally answered.

"Exactly!" Discord said, "So why do you still try to help them?"

"Well… I… I don't know; I have to! It's not like I have much choice!"

"Well… what if I were to give you one?..."

Canada was curious. He knew he wasn't supposed to trust this… creature. It even admitted to him that it was the one who changed France… but he seemed to know so much. Plus, the chocolate milk was good.

"I… I'm listening…" Canada said, sitting back down, still drinking the chocolate milk.

"Well, I can get you noticed around here. In fact, you'll be the most well-known country here!" Discord began, "And all I want in return is some information… specifically about that brother of yours."

"America?..." Canada seemed reluctant. He didn't want to rat out information to the enemy, especially not his own brother.

"Why do you even care about him? Chances are he'll blame someone else for this, and everyone else will agree with him won't they?"

Canada pondered the thought. It was true. No one would notice this, nor even care. They'll probably blame someone else, most likely Russia. And Canada hadn't really forgiven him on for several incidents.

"Well… okay… I'll tell you what I know..." Canada decided.

"Ohh goodie!" Discord said, summoning a pen and paper.

Canada proceeded to tell Discord about America's history, starting with the American Revolution back in 1776, and continuing. Discord listened intently, becoming increasingly intrigued. Perhaps America would make a good little right-hand man. Now, however, there was still the means of how.

"A-Anything else you need to know?" Canada asked.

"Just one thing… does he have any… weaknesses or perhaps issues he's working with?"

'Where do I begin?' Canada thought.

"Well, let's start with the basics; his current issues?"

"GAH!" Canada jumped, "H-How did you-"

"I probably should have mentioned I can read minds," Discord explained.

"Well… probably the biggest issue," Canada stated, "is that… he's in severe debt right now."

"Severe? Like how severe?" Discord asked.

"$16 billion and still rising."

"Interesting…" Discord felt like he could use this to his advantage, "That should be all I need… but before I go… can you hold still?"

"Um, sure…" Canada said.

"And also, hold that bear of yours."

Canada picked up Kumajiro from the table.

"Who are you?" Kumajiro asked.

"I've told you several times Kumakichi," Canada said, "I'm Canad-AH!"

Canada was suddenly lifted up into the air in Discord's tail.

"W-What are you doing to me!?"

"Just providing my end of the deal, Canada…" Discord placed a hand on Canada's head, placing him under a trance. Then he squeezed Canada and Kumajiro together. In an instant, Kumajiro fused into Canada. Then, Canada began to transform. His hands and feet were replaced with large bear paws, his blonde hair bleached into a platinum color, and his teeth became sharp and jagged. Once it was over, in place of Canada was a half-human-half-bear creature, which Discord dropped to the floor.

"Well, that was more fun than I thought," Discord said to himself, watching the transformed Canada depart from the room in bloodlust, "Now, let's see what I can do about that brother of his…"

To be continued…