Author's note
All right, it has been a long ride, folks, but it's time for Season 3 to finally close with a bang! Literally. NashWalker, yes, I have gotten your note. I don't know if I will vote, but we will see what happens.

Guest, don't know if I will do the Hremails ones, since there aren't many and some of them are a bit too short. Again, we will see what happens.

Now then, this e-mail comes right after the season 3 finale and right after when Ben Mare reunites with Twilight so let's do this!

Rainbow Dash's E-Mails: ppemails3184

Ever since Rainbow Dash's 200th e-mail, the mare's show...was on hiatus. Since then, Pinkie Pie's e-mail show is doing better and appears to be taking over. But that may change soon due to the pink pony not doing any good either.

Pinkie sat at her ppemail desk, with bags under her eyes and is slouching. As the mare slips further and further, she mumbles, "Right, that's why, Gordy Tiecollarsome...is how I'm deciding to call you that..."

"GAH; I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE!" A familiar scream is heard. Rainbow is nearby, ticked off and losing her cool. She hasn't done her e-mail show in a long time and the mare has had it with watching this dripple. "Someone give me a rake!"

Someone hands a rake to Rainbow who grabs it and hits Pinkie over the head with it. After a white flash and an explosive like effect later, we can hear Pinkie groans, "Raaaake!"

"Now somepony hands me a shovel!" Rainbow yells out frantically as she drops the rake, taking a shovel that someone hands her. The mare then smacks Pinkie hard with it.

"Shovel!"

"Now somepony hands me a Garden Gator!"

We see a tool with a spiky end being handed to Rainbow who hits Pinkie like mad. The results were so gruesome that when the pink pony came back up, we can see a 'CENSORED' sign covering her faces, though some bruises and a stream of blood can be seen around it.

"Gator..." Pinkie said calmly.

"Phew." Rainbow said in relief while wiping her brow. All that hitting has finally got rid of the stress that the Pegasus pony has been under due to not doing her own e-mail show for so long. "Hey, thanks, Adam for helping me out."

"No problem!" Adam exclaims as he stood nearby with a smile while holding the rake and shovel that the man has given Rainbow. "I don't hate Pinkie Pie but I hate seeing you under this so much stress."

"And Pinkie? No hard feelings, right?"

"Nope, have fun with your show!" Pinkie exclaims happily, despite the many injuries on her faces. At least seeing her friend calmed down has made her happy.

---

Rainbow smiles as she returns home to her AwesomeX, sitting down in front of it. With Pinkie's show out of commission for good, time for her to get back to checking e-mails on the air.

"Sorry, AwesomeX, but for my triumphant return to checking e-mails on the air, I gotta go for fresh blood here!" Rainbow exclaims as she closes the AwesomeX, leaving a faint backwards one in the wall behind it. After pushing it off to the side, Rainbow continues, "Tech nerds, feast your eyes on...Huge Daisy sandwich!"

Rainbow pushes...a sandwich in front of her in a triumphant fanfare. The mare explains, "Yes, sir, the Daisy Shakey 6 Millennium Edition..." We see a flower-shaped logo for 'this' in the corner. "...is one processing wonder horse that is capable of seeds..." Now a logo for 'seeds' appears. "...stems..." A logo for 'stems' appears. "And...on second thought, forget it."

The Daisy logo swivels as though its left side isn't supported while the other logos fall off the screen. Rainbow sighs in annoyance, "This is only a daisy sandwich, right? This means I am a little out of practice...well, AwesomeX, good news. You can stay alive for only one more."

Rainbow pushes the sandwich aside and put the AwesomeX back into its right place. After opening the computer up, the startup tone is heard as the AwesomeX said, "Another week with you is like 8 dog weeks in cat years."

"Wait, you sure that you ain't Granny Smith's computer?"

"Nope," A familiar mare is heard. To Rainbow's delight, there stood Granny Smith near her, holding the sandwich. "This Daisy Sandwich is my computer, Pegasus!"

"All right, Granny Smith!" Rainbow exclaims eagerly, not sure how the old mare got here unless she is on cloud magic. "Wanna help yours truly come out of e-tirement?"

"Nnope!"

Rainbow lowers her head in disappointment, she was hoping for some help from the old mare. With that, Granny begins to walk into place while her mare gets her mane slightly blown. Oddly enough, the sounds of traffic are head, much to Rainbow's confusion as she starts to nervously lean back.

"Okay, now I'm quite scared right now." Rainbow said uncomfortably. For once, she prefers Pinkie Pie's random nature. Turning back to the computer, the mare said, "Right, let's start over..." She types in 'rainbowdash_email dot exe'. "Hay, I haven't checked my e-mails in who knows how long. There must be a half-zillion messages waiting for me, right?"

After Rainbow presses 'Return', the following came up with a ding: 'Holy smokes! You have 3 new messages!' They are 'alicorn' from 'Adam', 'Coolness' from Jules' and 'Thanks for loaning me your rake, Dashie' from 'Pinkie Pie'.

"Oh...well, a half four messages waiting for me isn't so bad." Rainbow remarks with a shrug as she brings up 'alicorn'. "Let's see what Adam has to say."

Dear RD,

Did twilight become an Alicorn? and i know all of your cuie marks go swiched around YIKES!i don't i think i want that happening to me anyway though i've been thinking are you going to teach her to fly with her wings ? So RD you planning anything in the future maybe attend another wonderbolts show ? besides I hardly heard of the wonderbolts so maybe we could checkem out that is if your not busy

Adam

Rainbow types in, explaining, "Yes, it's true. Twilight did become an Alicorn...or Twicorn as we like to call her. We don't care what some dumb critics say: Alicorn Twilight rules. Anyway, the cutie mark switch around got freaking. As for teaching her to fly, that's a maybe. As for the Wonderbolts, I am planning to. All right, now for 'coolness'," The mare brings up the mentioned e-mail.

Subject: coolness
Dear Rainbow Dash
What was the most awesomest coolest explosion that you ever saw?

From,
Jules
USA

Rainbow echoes her own name, says Jules's name in a tough fall, leading into USA as 'Oopsa'. The mare remarks, "Cool, a filly from Earth." The mare begins to type in. "Well, that is kind of a vague question, don't you think? I mean, it's like me asking 'Jules, what is your favorite molecule of air that you've breathe'? I mean, duh!" The mare then, not typing it in, add, "Or..."

Rainbow clears the screen as she continues typing, "'What is your favorite Rainbow Dash wing that you wanted to comb?' Gotta narrow it down; Like, do you want to know about the coolest looking explosion that I ever rigged up in Golden Harvest's org-ethnic breakfast pouch on a Tuesday?"

---

Rainbow is at Golden Harvest's place, pretending to eat from a cereal bowl with a spoon. The latter herself is next to her in a dress, looking at a toaster expectantly.

"Wow, this cereal is soooo cereal." Rainbow said, pretending to like the cereal though it's obvious that her acting is poor that even a foal can see through it.

A breakfast pastry came out with a weird red light on it. As Golden Harvest grabs it, the mare is unaware that the light itself is blinking faster on the pastry while making ticking noises.

"Ha! Sweet, I'm going to enjoy this Equestrian Pop-Tart with a vengeance!" Golden Harvest exclaims eagerly and in determination, unaware of what's about to happen. "Then I will trot around in a dress with a ven..."

Golden Harvest was cut off as the Pop-Tart explodes into green goo, causing the mare to scream as the stuff got all over her, leaving a couple of green stain drips everywhere. Rainbow laughs madly. Victory for her!

---

Rainbow continues typing in, asking, "Or do you wanna know of the coolest explosion that I ever saw that had one of those Sonic Rainboom around it which has become so awesome lately?"

---

In her bathroom, Rainbow held a newspaper, adding, "Because I definitely caused a lot of those."

---

Rainbow continues typing, saying, "But the coolest part was later on...when I told Applejack all about it; Heh heh heh!"

---

Applejack was working at Sweet Apple Acres, but stops to listen to Rainbow who came by, saying, "At first, there was a little explosion that was like 'Dooooooj!'" As she says it, the mare sends spit right onto the cowpony.

"Really; Yew don't say." Applejack said to her friend back in interest.

"And then secondly charges came at it, it was like 'Ka-plssshhhhh!'" Rainbow exclaims, sending more spit right at Applejak who draws back in amazement.

"Hoo doggy, really?"

"Yeah! And finally one of those Sonic Rainbooms that have become soooo popular lately that shot out and it was like 'PSSSSSHHHHH!"

As Rainbow draws out the explosions, she sends a wave of spit that fell right at Applejack for nearly 8 seconds. With a smile, the cowpony took out a bar of soap and a bottle of 'APPLE PLUS' and beginning cleaning her, rubbing the soap onto her body while dumping some shampoo right onto her mane and tail. She got rid of the bottle before rubbing her hat which becomes sudsy.

"YEEHAW; Great story, Rainbow Dash; Ah plum was gotta hit 'de showers but now Ah don't have 'ta!" Applejack exclaims to Rainbow who spits a few more drops onto her. That shows how great the story is involving the spitting.

---

Back at the computer, Rainbow types in, explaining, "Everypony knows that the more spit it takes to describe on explosion, the cooler the mentioned explosion is...and the cooler said explosion-talker-abouter is!"

---

Sure enough, we see Golden Harvest telling Applejack about what happened to her, saying, "And then my Equestrian Pop-Tart was like...'Ptoo'."

A single large of spit flew at Applejack. Needless to say, the cowpony wasn't impressed as she snaps, "Yew gotta be kidding me! Ah don't cane wash mah hooves wit' 'dat crud!"

---

Rainbow chuckles while shaking her head, typing in, "But if history has taught us anything, it's that we all know that coolest explosions happen...from my very own computers."

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We now see a quick montage of the computers exploding in previous e-mails. We see the Lardy 2010 exploding, sending her back. The mare is seen knocking it off the desk with an inexplicable explosion. We see Applejack firing her shotgun at the Flutterpony 399 to save Equestria from a virus. We also see Spike gulping from a mini-explosion from Flutterpony while the Lardy explodes in a green pixelated mushroom cloud as Pinkie watching.

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The AwesomeX, not liking the sound of this, looks worried as it spoke, "Wait, Rainbow Dash. Does this mean...?"

"Sadly yes, sweet AwesomeX; I figured that the USB self-destruct button that I bought a couple of weeks ago would've clued you in by now." Rainbow said as she motions to a big red button with the word 'dooj' on it that is connected to the computer via USB. The time has come for the AwesomeX to say goodbye. "It's time, buddy. I mean, why wait for somepony else to blow your computer up tomorrow...when you can do it so yourself, today?"

"You oughta put that on your business cards." The AwesomeX comments as we see a business card for a computer destruction business.

"You know...great idea, AwesomeX. Goodbye. Dooj!"

Rainbow presses the red button...

---

All of Ponyvillle were busy, minding their own business when suddenly an explosion came from Rainbow's house that knocks away trees, shatters windows and knocks down fruit stands. The explosion also blows the roof clear off the mare's home as Sonic Rainbooms appears.

"Yeah, so popular lately," Rainbow is heard eagerly. We see a ghostly image of the Male AwesomeX icon with fangs in the explosion; a beating heart sound is heard. The AwesomeX itself is no more.

Meanwhile, Applejack, Fluttershy and Rarity watches the explosion from where they are in amazement, exclaiming, "Ooooh, awww; Oooh, wow!"

Twilight flies in from the sky with Spike on her, landing while demanding, "What's the hay is going on here?"

"Hoo boy; Looks like Rainbow Dash blew up another computer," Spike said, seeing the explosion from Rainbow's house. "Figures it didn't take long for that to happen."

"Hoo doggy! Cannot wait fer Rainbow Dash 'ta tell me about 'dat one!" Applejack exclaims to her friends excitedly. "Ah is gonna go ahead an' strip down 'ta mah nude!"

"You never wear any clothes, gross!" Rarity exclaims to Applejack in annoyance and disgust while pointing at her.

---

Rainbow smiles as she stood next to her desk, unharmed. But the harm is broken in two due to the explosion as the paint has been torn away; All in all, a good way to end this season with a bang.

"Awww, yeah," Rainbow exclaims eagerly. "Now that..."

Pinkie poke in from the side, quickly saying, "Don't call it a comeback, Dashie."

"...is what yours truly call..."

"Don't Dashie; Don't!"

"...a..." Rainbow said, ignoring Pinkie who is trying to stop her from saying those certain words.

Pinkie disappears from one side, reappearing upside down while snapping, "No! Don't call it a comeback!"

"...a comeback!" Rainbow laughs as she flew upward, making Pinkie sighs and reappears right-side up, looking annoyed before disappearing. "Hmmm, I wonder if a paper survived that...can it come down now?"

Rainbow looks startled as black ashes fell from the top of the screen. Looking sheepishly, the mare remarks, "Yeeeeah, I think I will need a new one of those too."

Looks like it will be a while before Rainbow can answers e-mails...

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In a familiar arena, the announcer is talking with Fluttershy in her Animallover identify. The latter exclaims, "That's right, announcer pony! All your meanie gophers out there better listen up! The awesome Rarity has stolen all of Animallover's garden tools and who cares if she's a mare's champion, a stallion's champion, a half filly-half colt's champion...err, we have one of those, right?"

"Yes, I believe we do." The announcer said with a nod.

"Oh...well, all right if I fight one of those? Please?"

The End

Cast list

Ashleigh Ball: Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rainbow Robot, Vector Rainbow Dash, Various Talk Show Hosts, Football Jock, What's His Flank, Speaker, Mare Do-Well, Crono, Narrator Rainbow Dash, Classic Rainbow Dash, Teenage Rainbow Dash, The Cuuuuuuudge, Ashleigh, Hum-Dum, The Ugly Mule, David, Balrog the Awesomeswordness, Megan, Luna, The Animatronic Rainbow Dash, The Rainbow Robot
Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Pinkamena Diane Pie, Filly Voice
Cathy Weseluck: Spike the Dragon, The Mayor of Ponyville, Golden Harvest, Cherry Berry, Minuette, Spike Collect
Chiara Zanni: Bon-Bon, Maggot Mare, Daring Do
Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity, Derpy Hooves, Mrs. Cake, Granny Smith, Filly Fan
Sandy Duncan: Firefly, Original Applejack
Peter New: Big Macintosh, Merry Ponyrocini, Announcer 1, Jet Set
Madeline Peters: Scootaloo, Scootball
Kirby Morrow: Time Turner, Calfeb, Mitt Obamney, Buck Webster, Stallion Voice, DVD Gregor
Daveigh Chase: Nyx
Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle, Female Announcer
Chipmunkfanantic: Adam
Jesse McCartney: Theodore Seville, AwesomeX 567, Singers
Justin Long: Alvin Seville, Back-Up of Brainy Pony
Matthew Gray Gubler: Simon Seville
Rob Paulsen: Coltsworth, Singer of Brainy Pony, Juley Ponyrocini, Dave Colttenston, Commercial Guy 1, Voice in Crowd
Chuck Huber: Caramel, Dartmouth, Colt
Stephanie Anne Mills: Lyra Heartstrings, Mare Voice
Scott McNeil: Lefty Ponyrocini, Tough Apple, John
Jim Cummings: Nightmare Overlord, Schenkel McColt, Balding Mule, Drive-Thru Manticore, Zapp Cracker, Warlock
Frank Welker: Q-Cord, Pigeon, Getting Up Noise, Stool Scooter, Voiceover, Commercial Guy 2, Beezen, TV Characters/Villains, Scrawny McColt
Matt Hill: Tamby Ponyrocini, Stallion on TV, Soarin', Lawrence Lover
Rebecca Shoichet: Twilight Sparkle (singing voice)
Shannon Chan-Kent: Pinkie Pie (singing voice)
Kazumi Evans: Rarity (singing voice)
Claire Corlett: Sweetie Belle, Nello, Sweetie Lady
Michelle Creber: Apple Bloom, Gello, Apple Bomb
Trevor Devall: Iron Will
Nicole Oliver: Cheerilee, Princess Celestia
Phil LaMarr: Moses Mulene, Announcer 2
Maryke Hendrikse: Spitfire, Gilda the Griffin
B.J. Ward: Surprise
Jeff Glen Bennett: Don Coltts, Take Sword
Monica Stori: Feathermay
Kathleen Barr: Trixie Lulamoon
Billy West: Bugsie, Get Sword
Charles Martinet: Luario
Cathy Cavadini: Firecracker Burst
Jason Lee: Dave Seville

Author's note
That's one way to an end a show on an exploding bang! And thus, another season of Rainbow Dash's E-Mails is now over. It may be a while before getting to the next one (which isn't much to work with). For now, I am planning on working on the next part of the fanmakes of the 'Strong Bad's Cool Games for Attractive People' which is called 'Baddest Night Ever'. Here is the list besides Rainbow and Pinkie in their usual roles...

Strong Mad-Big Macintosh
Strong Sad-The Cutie Mark Crusaders
The Cheat-Fluttershy
Coach Z-Spike
Bubs-Twilight Sparkle
Marzipan-Rarity
Pom Pom-Sapphire Shores
King of Town-Applejack
Homsar-Derpy Hooves
LimOzeen-Knightshade (from the first MLP series, only as a band)
Drive-Thru Whale-Drive-Thru Manticore (MLP OC)

That's all for now. Hope you enjoy this season. Until next time, read, review and suggest.