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Okay, I know I said there won't be any more bonuses for a while… but crap, this was just fun to write, and I would hate to keep it all to myself. Besides, we have struck the 100,000 views mark; I have to give something in return. This should keep you entertained until the next chapter of the story is posted.

I hate writer blocks!

If you find these bonuses annoying, then I have some good news. There won't be any more bonuses until the end of the story. If you like these bonuses, then I still have some good news. This is a three part special, and I'm saving my best bonus for last.

I'll pose a couple of more story chapters before posting the second part, I promise this time!

If you don't laugh at this… I will make you laugh at the very last bonus! It's been in my head since the middle of the story, and the more ideas I attach to it the better it becomes.

Some of you may have noticed that I've changed my user name. It's for security purposes, I'll explain in the next chapter.

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Syian sat on his desk while sipping his mug with his feet on the table, grinning an evil smile as he stared towards the massive ceiling.

It was rather too easy taking over the building. When he was somehow brought to life he has managed to fool the others. All he had to do was be this 'leader' when giving out orders. No one thought twice. Now he has control over the entire building with no one to rival him.

There was also the business of finding a way to grow every character to human proportions. Gathering a couple of magicians together and having a massive spell casted on everyone in the building only made support for him that much greater.

The door suddenly opened, revealing a stereotypical anime school girl as she jogged towards him with a disk in her hand. She stood before his desk and bowed.

"Master, the testers are done with the new Sonic Lost Worlds game."

He spun his chair around and stared at her with a miniature Cuban cigar in his mouth.

"How was it? Give it to me in detail."

"Well…" She thought for a minute, nerve wrecked to be in the master's presence, "They said that the graphics were good… and… and it had a very appealing art direction… and there was a lot of paths to take in the levels."

Syian nodded.

"But the controls were clunky, the levels themselves were poorly designed, and-"

She froze as his face twist in anger, "and?"

"… and that Sonic was kind of slow."

Syian stomped to his feet and slammed his desk, breaking it cleanly into two, "SLOW!?"

The girl whimpered in horror and fell to her knees, "I-I'm sorry, master!"

"DO THEY KNOW THE VERY FIRST THING TO A SONIC GAME!?" He shouted, "It's supposed to be FAST! FAST!"

He marched towards the terrified girl and stood over her with his arms crossed, "Bring a console and the game in… I need to play this for myself."

Whimpering, the school girl hurried to her feet and zipped towards the door, slamming it behind her in a hurry. He mashed the intercom button down and brought his head to the microphone.

"All Bondage Game characters, please report to the office."

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As Syian put down his controller, he let out a long sigh and pinched the bridge of his nose to control his temper. This was a not a good day for him, not a good day at all.

The Bondage School girls from the sixth floor were around him, wearing pitch black leather while standing on their high heels. Some were carrying whips, others were carrying long electrical sticks, gently patting them on their hands as they awaited orders.

"I want you bunch to drag every Sonic Team developer to the basement and punish them, I don't want a single body part to be left unscarred when I personally kick them out of here! Find out who ever thought of ripping off Super Mario Galaxy will bring innovation and go anal with them with the game case! Also, bring the game and a player with you; jolt them in the nuts every time the player has to stop to solve a puzzle or grab a power up, because that's what I felt like when I'm playing it!"

"Yes, sir!"

They were about to leave until he snapped his finger.

"But leave the music department out of it… they're awesome."

They nodded and left the room, closing the door behind them with a click.

"And don't have sex with them!"

With another sigh he sat back down on his chair and huffed into his cigar. It's tough trying to manage idiots, especially if the said idiots can't follow a simple order of making a good Sonic game. It couldn't be hard, they have the first gen consoles to refer to for inspiration. It was a very bad idea to give them raises for encouragement!

Before he could relax, the door shot open again.

"Syian!" Brock shouted, wearing a white tux while carrying a stack of papers in his hands.

"This better be good." Syian snarled.

The Pokémon character froze, blankly staring at him.

"You…" The atmosphere suddenly became heavier, "You need to read this."

Syian snatched the documents away from him and began skimming the front page. At first, he became angry. As he began to turn the pages, his body froze into total shock.

When he read the last page, the documents fell to the floor with a soft thud.

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They were a lot of mumbling and whispers as every anime character stood below the stage. Just a half an hour ago, they were summoned to the first floor by Syian, and from the tone of his voice it sounded very dire and urgent.

There was also a large projector screen above them, large enough to cover the entire wall with a powerful machine hanging from the ceiling to bring the screen to life. Ten minutes passed, and many only grew with wonder.

Suddenly, the room began to grow dim, and their 'boss' began to walk on stage with his arms crossed in authority. Spot lights shined on him from the back.

"Alright everyone, shut up and listen!" He shouted, "We have another problem on our hands that needs fixing… And fast!"

"What's going on?" Sokka asked out loud.

Syian gave him a quick death glare before addressing the crowd, "There's another company from a different country that's been plotting to release a movie based on their own show. According to the reports, it's…" He paused, "Bad, is all I can put it."

The anime characters were glancing at each other.

" …So?!" Masane shouted, "Why should we care? We have a whole building to ourselves! I don't want to leave this place, anyone else?"

Her words earned a lot of shouts of approval.

Syian stared at her, uncrossing his arms to reveal a remote, "Maybe it's better for me to show the story than tell."

He pressed a button and stepped off the stage. The projector screen suddenly shot off a pure white color, then began playing a short video. The music filled the entire room, screaming out the lyrics in harmony.

Hey, hey, everybody

We've got something to say

We may seem as different

As the night is from day

But you look a little deeper

And you will see

That I'm just like you

And you're just like me.

Yeah!

Hey, hey, everybody

We're here to shout

That the magic of friendship

Is what it's all about

Yeah,

We thought we were different

As the night is from the day

Until Twilight Sparkle

Helped us see another way

So get up get down

If you're gonna come around

We can work together

Helping Twilight win the crown

So get up get down

'Cause it's gonna make a sound

If we work together

Helping Twilight Sparkle

Win the crown!

Syian hit the stop button, slowly walking back on stage with the whole building falling into silence.

"… W-what just happened?" Naruto whimpered, "Th… That was My Little Pony?... Dude!"

"They were human?" Misa shouted in anger, "They have no business being human!"

"Maybe I wouldn't have mind the idea, but," Ichigo suggested, "But they just look awful!"

"What are those retards thinking!?" Aang shouted, "They're going to ruin the show! When did they think that taking an element that's makes the show awesome and just tearing it out and replacing it with something cliché will bring something original? The originality is gone!"

A girlish squeal rang.

"OhmyGOSH! THAT WAS THE MOST AWSOME SONG I EVER HEARD! DID ANYONE SEE THEIR LITTLE PONY EARS, THEY WERE SO CUTE! DID YA'LL SEE FLUTTERSHY CLAPPING HER LITTLE HANDS TOGETHER!? I-"

A violent blast rang out as Syian engulfed the squealer in a brilliant white blast, shaking the entire building. When the blast was finished, there was nothing left over but ashes.

He-Man was never heard from again.

"As I have been informed, the company is plotting to release this movie tomorrow!" Syian shouted, "They are hoping to promote their products to earn a profit from there audience," He once again held up his remote control, "The images you're about to see is just some of the things they're planning to put on the market… I should warn you, what you're about to see is disturbing."

With one press of a button, the whole crowd gasped as they see the dolls and figurines inspired by the Equestia Girls characters lined up by each other. At first they were nothing but silence, then an ushered scream of terror.

Syian instantly turned the projector off when he began to hear some of those characters hurling on the floor.

"Silence!" He shouted, gaining some attention as they began to die down, "Now, it's too late for us to go to the studio and raid the building; the story line is already been set into motion."

"W-w-what should we do!?" Alucard frantically shouted, "We have to do something! We can't let this… Abomination take place! I don't want to fall asleep knowing that little girls will be playing with those… 'things'!"

"This is exactly what I summoned everyone for!" Syian shouted, "I already have something planned."

"What's the plan?" Avatar Katara asked.

"Simple! We're going to cross Dimensions and stop the story from taking place! Does anyone know how to summon a portal that can crossover!?"

The only answer he got was long stares and shrugs.

"Anyone at all?"

Again, not a single soul answered him.

"I called everyone here from possible every anime show and not a single soul doesn't know how to open a portal to another dimension!?"

He saw a group of characters mumbling towards the back, and suddenly saw a small group of girls step forth. They were wearing cloaks with strange symbols embedded on their hoods. One was carrying a thick black book.

"You bunch?" Syian called while dramatically pointing a finger.

The girls glanced at each other for a second before one stepped forth, carrying the book.

"Uh, hi; we're characters from Bible Black," She introduce herself, "Some of you probably heard of us."

A couple of men nervously nodded… last time they experimented with fetishes.

"Can you cross dimensions!?" Syian asked with a loud voice.

The girl began to flip through the book, "Uh, yea. We might have something that can teleport us over," She stopped on a certain page, "But it's never been done."

"There's a first time for everything," Syian pressed, "What do we need to do!?"

"Well…" She finished reading, "We're going to need an altar, preferably with chains and restraints."

"Uh, we already have that in the basement." One of the girls called, "Star of David drawn, candles lit, and everything else set up. We might have to rearrange some things, but-"

"Oh, good!" The book carrier cheered, slamming the book close with one hand, "All we need now is a virgin to sacrifice!"

Everyone turned cold in silence. Syian just stared at them.

"A virgin?"

"Yea!" She cheered, "What we do is offer a virgin to the Lord of Darkness, we gain his favor, and if we ask him nicely, he'll transport us to Canterlot High! It's that simple! But there's the issue of sighting the ritual wrong and having an angry Satan on our hands. That's why the ritual was never performed."

"I'll take those odds!" Syian shouted, "Anything to stop Hasbro from taking advantages of little girls!"

He floated in midair and crossed his arms, "I'll be right back; I have some Sonic Team developers that would do just nicely."

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I was tapping my foot impatiently on the title floor as I waited for my partner. It's been a while and I'm beginning to become worried. The guards could come by any minute, I need him to escape!

"Come on," I whispered to myself, "Where are you?"

Suddenly, I saw a small red glow emerging from the long hallway. I approached it, and I made out its figure as it stood under my feet.

"There you are!" I softly shouted at the Tails Doll, "Where have you been! I've been waiting for you outside of Twilight's room for an hour!"

"Sorry, got a little hung up," He whispered back, "Wasn't easy getting through the guards. My magic isn't exactly in tip-top shape since I created a portal back here."

"Is the mirror to Canterlot High located and open?"

"Eeyepers!" He cheerfully whispered, "Everything is ready."

"That's good," I whispered back, creeping the door to Twilight's room open, "We just need to get the crown before Sunset Shimmer gets here. After that, you can guide me to the mirror."

We took our careful steps inside, tiptoeing the first steps in while gently pulling the door close. Alicorn Twilight and Spike were dead asleep, which means everything is according to plan so far. Keeping as quite as we could, we slunk our way to the crown; keeping our breathing quiet since were just beside her bed. I noticed that Twilight's wing was stuck out in mid-air as she snored away.

I couldn't help but chuckle.

"So how was the word of Blood Plus, anyways?" I casually asked him as I picked up the crown, "Interesting?"

"Loved it!" The Tails Doll excitingly whisper shouted, with his dark pupils expanding, "Although my first few moments over there wasn't exactly practical, I met the characters afterwards."

"You met Diva?"

"Sure did!" He whispered, "I even got a picture with her!"

He pulled out a photo from his back and hand it to me. I saw him standing by a VERY agitated girl with one appendage around her back while pointing at her with the other. He had a very wide grin with his razor sharp teeth showing proudly on his face. Diva had her traditional white gown on, and I said; she didn't look happy at all.

"I don't know why commenters want me to take revenge on her," He whispered while we began to tip toe back, "She's awesome!"

"I know, but that just shows that readers love you," I whispered to him, "Besides, the girl holds a special place in my heart."

"I think Blood Plus was targeted towards women," The doll whispered as I slowly opened the door, "Pretty boys, girl protagonist and antagonists, vampires-"

"There's not vampires!" I harshly whispered at him, "Their Chiropterans; a separate species of human that mysteriously appeared in the eighteen hundreds! Totally different thing!"

We suddenly heard a very faint sound of ruffling behind his. We turned our heads and found Twilight sat straight up from the bed, staring right at us with eyes like saucers.

We froze as she stared at us in shock.

"…Hi."

She awkwardly put a hoof up in the air and waved. We saw Spike waking up, just catching us at the door.

"…Bye!"

We took off as she jumped out of bed and gave chase.

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"What do you mean they were virgins!?"

Syian was standing at the entrance of the cellar with his arms crossed and a knot appearing on his forehead. Steam was blowing out of his ears, and one of the Bondage Game girls found her throat turning dry as she tried to answer him.

(ZAP!)

A manly squeal rang from the doorway.

"We were just doing our business and what you said, including zapping them in the nuts for every time Sonic stops-"

(ZAP!)

"OOOOOH!"

"We had them restrained," She continued, "Then we did our routine as we do in our show-"

(ZAP!)

"AAAAIIEEEE!"

"We whipped them, stomped on them with our high heels, shoved objects up their butts…" She paused, "some of the women began to tease them… then we got a little turned on and…" She smiled, "I think you know the rest."

(ZAP!)

"OOOOWWW!"

Syian stomped his foot in frustration and got in her face, "I gave you one command, ONE COMMAND! And you bunch couldn't help yourselves! I gave you a pay check, bonuses, vacations, and this is what I get!?"

"… You don't pay us at all!" She shouted.

"That's beside the point!" Syian shouted back, "Don't have sex with Sonic Developers! I wouldn't think that would be hard to follow!"

(ZAP!)

"OOOOOHOHOHOOOOOO!"

"What do you expect?" She explained, "We're hentai characters; it's in our nature!" She grabbed the top of her leather dress and pulled up, mooching her boobs together, "What do you think these things are drawn on us for!? For the heck of it!? We flash these things and rape or be raped by whatever is in front of us for men's amusement! It's the circle of life, honey!"

He stared at her for a couple of seconds and turned away, walking back to where he came from, "Whatever! I'm replacing ya'll with tentacle monsters when this is over!"

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The Tails Doll and I were running as fast as we could down the hallway with Twilight hot on our trail. We took another sharp turn down the hallway, and we saw the Purple Unicorn gaining on us.

"WAIT, STOP!" She shouted, "THIEF!"

We took another sharp turn. I was running out of breath, I almost tripped over my own feet as I sped up; long pushing myself over the limit. The doll had no trouble speeding ahead of me, but yet again he wasn't overweight and flat footed.

I wasn't that overweight, in fact just a small beer gut, but still.

"Common Harry, Keep up with me!" The doll shouted, "The mirror is dead ahead!"

"I-I'm trying!" I panted, seeing the unicorn gaining back ground and gaining again.

Indeed we were getting close, in fact it was just several meters away from us. I gave it all I could, pushing my aching feet as far as they could go. My arms were swinging on my side, quickly breathing through my nose and mouth for desperate replenishing of oxygen. The doll disappeared behind the mirror.

As I made a leap of faith towards the mirror, I felt two hooves grab my feet. I went down like a ragdoll and hit my face against the steps, landing on my stomach.

"You're not going anywhere!" She shouted, "Give me back the crown!"

I tried to crawl, but her grip was tight. I suddenly hear hoof steps, and I saw a handful of guards galloping towards us. With determination blazing in my eyes, I shouted.

"NEVEEEEERRR!"

I peeled off my shoes and leapt wildly towards the mirror, making the gap clean. I found myself floating through time and space, and before I comprehend my surroundings, I found myself rolling on my sides.

I was panting for breath, my chest inflating and deflating as I let my body finally rest. I laid on the grass for a couple of minutes before I finally decided to stand to my aching feet.

"Should we worry about Twilight coming after us?"

"Fortunately for us, no" I panted, pulling my back to pop it, "They wait until morning before going after the crown for some reason."

Thankfully, as in the show, Canterlot High was standing before me. There wasn't a single soul on the school grounds, which was great for us.

"A very convenient plot hole for us," I sighed, "We would have been-"

I paused as I saw a little boy standing by my side. He was wearing a long yellow T-shirt with baggy and torn jeans, with his short spikey hair colored a milky white. His eyes were a dim shade of red, expressive but not abnormally. I also noticed he was wearing a necklace with a small red jewel encrusted on it.

"Who are you?" I asked him.

He blankly stared at me for a minute, and then gave me a toothy grin, "Don't say you don't recognize your own character."

"You're new." I deadpanned, "Are you from around here?"

"Harry, you're breaking my heart," He moaned, "It's me… The Tails Doll."

I studied him in complete surprise. It took me a couple of minutes before a light bulb flashed above my head.

"Crap! Sorry, I forgot about that." I apologized, then I put my hands on my sides and checked him over, "I must say, you don't look half bad."

"You didn't change a bit," He noted, "But you were human to begin with."

The 'Tails Doll' began to check himself over, "You know this does suit me nicely. I'll blend right in with the crowd."

"You still have your powers?"

He answered by staring at me with a long face… then he suddenly began to smile, a smile so wide that I heard skin stretching. I saw fangs poking out, very sharp fangs, growing inch by inch as his smile grew wider. I saw his pupils expanding until it covered his entire eyes, glistening with blood. When he blinked, the dark red liquid seeped down his cheeks.

I recoiled, "…You still got it."

He quickly shook his head and his face returned to the normal cute boyish look, "Still magically drained, but not enough to take the scare out of me."

"Hey, what are you two losers doing!"

We heard a woman's voice calling out to us from the school, and I immediately recognized the voice from anywhere. Sunset Shimmer was strutting our way towards us with a frown.

"Beat it!" She commanded.

Me and the 'boy' just stared at each other, then back at her.

"Why?" The Tails Doll asked, "You're not the boss of us. We're uh, students just like you."

I saw her giving us a sly smile and walked towards him, towering over the boy, "I'm sorry, you must be new here. I'm Sunset Shimmer, and if you're too stupid to notice, you and fatso is standing in my way!"

"…You could just go around us," He said to her with a blank stare.

I backed off and watched from the side lines. This is going to be interesting.

"No," She corrected, "I want you to move. Everyone learns there place here, and it's time that you learn yours…" She leaned in and glared at him, "Scat."

"I like this spot," He complained, "It's cozy."

"Listen, I'm trying to be nice to you," She growled, "I understand that you're not intelligent and I'm trying to respect that, but even someone as stupid as you should know how to step out of people's way."

He shrugged his shoulders, "Are you smart enough to take three steps to the left and walk?"

I saw her eye twitch, "Don't make me have to be forceful with you, little boy."

The Tails Doll sighed, "I don't think you want to do that. Even if you were to beat me in a fight, my friend over there will get help. It'll be a beaten victim and a witness against you, and I don't think you want battery on your permanent records. Don't you?"

She hissed and restrained herself from pushing him to the dirt. Commanding didn't work, so she uses a different weapon. Insults.

"Well, I don't know what kind of person are you to give me advice," She said with her grin, "I mean look at you, where did you get your clothes from? A dumpster? I've seen hobos dress better than you, shorty."

She smiled victoriously as she stood tall over him, crossing her arms. The boy took a quick glance over her body, "I've seen hookers dress like that. Did your daddy pay for that outfit, or did you let your buyers get it?"

I saw steam shooting from her ears at this point, and I was. She somehow managed to conceal her outburst and simply smiled, "Well, at least you complemented how much better I look than you," She finally walked around him and head for the statue, "Now excuse me, I have business to take care of."

As she was about to make her way to the statue, the little boy grinned.

"How much do you charge for a BJ!?"

She froze dead in her tracks and stared at him with eyes of fire, "Excuse me!?"

"Do you charge by the hour?" he continued, "Or do you charge by how much you suck!"

"THAT DOES IT!"

With a high pitched scream, she charged right for him and before he had time to react, tackled him to the ground. The girl was pulling his spiky hair and punching him feverously, occasionally grabbing him by the shoulders and slamming his head on the ground.

I would step in, but he's been though much worse than this. Anything she's doing to him is like a pin prick to him; I knew he had it under control.

"H-hey! OW! GET OFF!"

…Or maybe not.

I ran over and restrained her by the arms before she could do anymore damage. She struggled and screamed to the top of her lungs for me to let go, but I managed to keep her in place as the Tails Doll began to stumble up. There were a couple of bruises on his cheeks and arms; his magic must have drained more than I thought to be overpowered like that.

"Jerk!" He shouted in anger and panted, brushing dust off, "Too bad you're not as well developed as WE are!" He poked a finger on her chest, gritting his teeth, "You're a stereotype, honey! An afterthought! A filler! You're only excuse for existing is marketing! You're not worthy to stand in the shadows of the mane 6! You're not worthy to call yourself a villain! Even Sombra has more identity than you do!"

"Hey! What's going on here!"

The Tails Doll and I shot our eyes towards the massive school and saw a buffed teenager walking towards us. He was wearing a white vest with a Celestia's signature sun on it, almost marching towards us like a solider.

I just caught Shimmer grinning.

"Help!" She shouted, struggling against me, "Please help!"

The man began running towards us, flashing some kind of badge at us, "Let go of her, now! Prefect!"

The Tails Doll and I cast a glance at each other before being forced to let her go. Sunset Shimmer dramatically threw herself on him, grabbing his shoulders and whimpering.

"Oh, thank goodness you've come!" She wailed, "I was just walking towards class until these two jumped me! They were about to beat me until you showed up!"

The Tails Doll leaned towards me, shocked.

"Prefect!?" He whispered, "They weren't any prefects in the show!"

"Guess they substitute for Royal Guards." I answered him with the only explanation I could think of.

"They talked about dragging me behind a dumpster and rip my clothes off," She cried, "Rub their filthy hands all over my body and rape me!."

The prefect turned towards us, "You two are in a lot of trouble."

"She's a liar!" The boy shouted, "I was jumped first!"

"He called me a whore!" She continued, shedding fake tears, "And then he told me that he wished that my mother aborted me!"

"Bull crap!" We ushered, "Complete bull crap!"

"I never felt so assaulted!"

The teenager just stared at us in disbelief for a moment before casting fiery eyes.

"You two, come with me."

We were forced to follow the teenager while Sunset walked ahead of us with a victorious smile. I just noticed that neither she nor the prefect in front of us saw the crown I was holding the entire time. I knew that I would have to turn it in when we get to the office, which would unintentionally set the story in motion I tried to prevent. I walked towards the little boy.

"Any plan Bs?" I whispered, "Principal Celestia is going to get the Element of Magic and set the prom…thingy in motion. Sunset will trash the other crown as soon as she's out of sight."

"Eh, it's no big deal," He shrugged, pointing towards Shimmer, "All we have to do in intercept our little prissy princess over there and we'll stop the story from taking place." The boy began to grin, "She won't sleep for weeks after I get done with her."

"What are we going to do about Equestia Girls, anyways?" I asked, "I mean we're still doing a bonus after all."

"We'll come up with something," He ensured me with an unnatural smile, "We always do."

---

Syian hovered over the looming crowd of characters that awaited his next plan. He just gave the news and everyone became extremely nervous of what he would say next. Sensing the vibe everyone below was giving him, he put on a big smile and clapped his hands together.

"So," He cheered, "Who wants to be sacrificed?"

Everyone just blankly stared at him.

"Anyone? Who doesn't have a single thing to live for, who's life is wasted and has no contribution to life whatsoever."

No answer…in fact he heard hands hitting the floor.

"Come on," He cooed with a forced smile, "You can meet the Devil himself, is that exciting? Live an eternity, uh… playing a guitar on a mountain of skulls! Yea, who wouldn't want to do that?! How about you goth girls over there, would you like the meet Satan?"

"Screw you!"

He held his temper by snorting and continued with his antic, "You're doing this for the greater good, sticking it to the man! You're doing this for every little girl and hipster teenager out there."

"It's a very quick death!" One of the Bible Black characters shouted, "We're usually quick and to the point when we make an offering to him…although we sometimes torture just for kicks."

"You not helping!" Syian shouted.

For several minutes, there was no answer; only coughs and the sight of men and women hiding their heads in the mist of the dense crowd.

"Ash will do it!" Some girl yelled.

Everyone turned their body towards the middle to see a very shocked Pokémon trainer.

"N-no I won't!" He shouted, frantically looking around and pointing a finger, "Let's sacrifice Brock! He's a virgin!"

Those heads turned to the man.

"Wait, you can't sacrifice me! I've lost my virginity!"

" You're on a kids program!" Ash stated, "Sex doesn't technically exist unless you breed a Pokémon!"

"Hey, I've beaten around the bush plenty of times off the air!" Brock proudly stated.

"Masturbation doesn't count, Brock!" The boy reminded him.

The man began stuttering until he saw a school girl from the corner of his eye, "Let's sacrifice Kagome! She never had sex!"

"Over my dead body!" InuYasha shouted with his sword drawn while the girl coward behind him, "I say we sacrifice one of the characters from Avatar!"

"Hey," And Katara shouted, "We have a voice in this as much as ya'll do!"

"Shut it. You're not even anime characters!"

"We're drawn in that style! We're still anime!"

"No you're not!"

"Yes we are!"

"No you're not!"

"Yes we are!"

"No you're not!"

"No you're not!"

"Yes I am"

"No you're not!"

He became angry, "I say that I'm an anime character and that's final!…wait-"

"Let's sacrifice one of the girls from Clannad!" Someone shouted while pointing a finger towards a group of girls.

"Sorry do disappoint you, but all of us slept with Tomoya during one point of our lives."

Everyone blankly stared at them.

"…No ya'll haven't," Edward said to them, "He married Nagisa, he didn't touch any of you."

"Yea, but that was just one life he did," Kyro inform them, "He married me in another life, and married the others in the other lives."

"Sounds like lies to me, ladies." Alphonse said while stretching.

There was one girl in the crowd that stepped forward, adjusting her glasses and politely holding her hands together.

"Well, this is just one life that we're living right now. In the series, we lived our lives while in another life we live as well. Toymoya has married Nagisa in the main life, and Tomoya dated and married me in another life."

"You know, I never did understand the show," Misty said on the side lines, "Nagisa and the kid died, Right? And then Tomoya was somehow reincarnated into a robot built by his reincarnated daughter. They were these glowing white spheres around them, and then the girl died, and…that somehow saved Nagisa and her daughter when she gave birth. I don't get that."

The girl gave her a very thoughtful and calculating look. Then just shook her head and shrugged with a warm smile.

"We didn't either; we just rolled with it and slept with our dream guy."

The commotion began to grow, shouting and ranting of who was going to be sacrificed.

"Cool it, everyone!" Syian shouted, "We need to work together if we're going to stop Hasbro."

His words were ignored, and the crowd began to grow more desperate and vicious.

"I SAID COOL IT!"

Some of the character began to draw their weapons while others began punching. The crowd escalated into a full scale riot; fueled by panic and rage, no one willing to lay down their lives. Syian began to summon a Spirit Bomb, aiming it towards the crowd.

"Don't make me do this!" He shouted, holding the giant sphere with both hands in the air, growing by the second, "I'll take the lot of you out to have order!"

He waited for several seconds, but no one gave him a hint of mind. He waited for the attack to build, waiting for it to reach its full potential to do maximum damage. He was about to unleash it until he heard a voice behind him.

"I can get you to Equestia high."

He stopped, everyone in the crowd stopped when they somehow heard those words. It was a feminine voice, a voice that didn't belong to any of their kind. No one recognized it, and no one in the crowd could hold claim to it.

They turned their heads to the source of the noise, a beheld a shadowy figure of a pony on stage.

"Who are you?" Syian asked out loud.

She stepped from the shadows and onto the edge of the platform to reveal herself. The mare had a dark purple coat with a long straight mane that covered half of her left face. Her wings were spread proudly on her sides, revealing a lighter shade beneath them. Her revealed eye was a deep crimson color that seem to shimmer in the light. Her cutie mark showed three balls of fire.

"My identity holds no importance to you, Syian," She hissed, "All you need to know is that-"

"What show are you from?" A Detective Conan asked from the crowd, "We never seen you before-"

The boy was silenced by a sudden red slash that just nicked his feet. The mare's eyes were glowing with rage, huffing as she faced him.

"CHAOS FEATHER WILL NOT BE INTERUPTED BY ANY OF YOU FOOLS!"

She closed her eyes and just as quickly, resumed her calm and collected negotiations by a surprised Syian. Everyone below fell quiet, not even whispering.

"Unlike you or any of your cartoons, I have the power to summon a portal that can transport us to Equestia High. An ability not out of my own reach, but just. The portal will be very unstable and only a few can pass it."

Syian put a finger on his chin, "What's your take on this? Surely you're not doing this out of generosity."

"I'm just going to say that my business is none of your own," She gently answered, "I have matters to attend to, and you have matters to attend to. Since your plans are going to assist my plans, why not kill a bird with two stones?"

The characters below was deeply intrigued by this mysterious character. Syian thought it over for a minute or two, then nodded with a smile.

"Show me."

With one beat of her wings she hovered above the crowd. Her lips grew into a manic smile as a pitch black blob formed in her hooves, throwing it recklessly towards the crowd below. Everyone managed to jump out the way as this blob splattered on the floor, creating a hold that was ever so slowly expanding by the minute. When Syian hovered over to peer inside, he could barely make out a large high school building.

"This will do. How many can go through the portal?"

"Five, including me." She answered.

Syian nodded, then hovered high above the crowd and dramatically stretched out his hands, "Hear me, characters of Japan…and America!"

Katara, Aang, and the rest of their friends nodded in approval.

"This debauchery of merchandising will not go unchecked! As your ruler, I will be sure to stomp on this threat and prevent this abomination of a show from coming to pass! I shall assemble a specialized team that will be sure to crush this threat once and for all!" Now time for his signature title to win the crowd, "WE ARE CHARACTERS UNITED!"

A thunderous scream of applause roared throughout the building as they clapped their hands and shouted his name as Syian began to hover towards the door. He already has the characters he would call for this mission. This operation should go perfectly, there was no way it could fail.

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Ten minutes later

Syian reappeared on stage with his arms crossed. The crowd cheered for him, chanting his name as he hovered above them. Chaos Feather was just patiently waiting on the side lines, waiting for him to get this over with.

"I have thoroughly thought this over, and after much consideration, I have handpicked three of the evilest, most wicked, sadistic characters that have ever crossed the world of anime!"

Three shadows suddenly appeared on stage.

"Light Yagami from Death Note!"

The young man stepped from the shadows, revealing his sharp features with his long dirty blonde hair gracefully covering his head. He held a Death Note in his hand, just slightly smiling.

He caught a lot of questionable glances from the men, but almost every girl swoon.

"Sachiko Shinozacki from Corpse Party!"

The little girl slowly dragged her feet to the front with her dirty black hair dangling in front of her. She was in a torn red dress, with one eye closed while the other half open. Her skin was pale, as if death has long touched her.

"Makoto Ito from School Days!"

The last shadow didn't move an inch.

"Get out here!"

He was suddenly kicked from behind and fell flat faced on the wooden platform. The boy staggered to his feet and faced the crowd, scratching the back on his head and fake smiling.

The crowd fell speechless, staring at the three characters as the stood on stage confused.

" …Wait," Bulma called, "Out of every anime character that has ever existed down here… you're sending them!?"

"Hey, they are a lot tougher than they look!" Syian shouted, "I have a good reason to pick them!"

While Syian and a hand full of characters from below began to debacle, the three villains on stage found themselves bored. Light sighed in frustration and leaned against a wall, Sachiko pulled a bloody scissor out of her pocket and glanced over it admirably. Makoto lingered around stage to find a good pair of breasts to stare at.

He almost had his eye poked out when a knife nearly struck him.

"I can destroy the entire world by simply punching my fist onto the ground!" Cell shouted below, "I mean common, I killed Goku in the show!"

"I didn't want to destroy Canterlot High, you…purple…thing!" He stuttered, failing to come up with an insult, "We're going to make it better-"

"Why can't we just destroy the dang place?" Sasuke shouted, "It's existence is an abomination!"

Every character save the ones on stage ushered a cheer.

"It's got potential!" Syian answered, "I'm going to introduce these three villains and have a real plot going! It'll save the show!"

"We don't want to save it!" They shouted together, "WE WANT TO DESTROY IT!"

"I'm the leader here!" Syian screamed in his temper, "And I say that we save the show! Come on, Chaos Feather, transport us!"

"Finally." She sighed while rolling her eyes.

Before any character could intervene, Chaos Feather summoned a large bright purple sphere to engulf Syian, herself, and the three chosen characters in a protective bubble. At the speed of light, they passed through the portal, and just as quickly, the portal itself violently disappeared, causing the building to shake violently.

When the trembling was over, every character stood in silence; either still trying to process what just happened or the fact that their leader just betrayed their interests.

After several minutes, Misty walked towards the Bible Black characters and tapped their cult leader on the shoulder.

"Say, what was that method of yours?"

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"What would you call a character that recognizes the creator's creator?" I whispered to the 'Tails Doll'. We were following the prefect along the long hall ways of the enormous school. The building turned out to be much bigger than I anticipated; I wouldn't doubt if this building could hold a population of a thousand students. Every feet or so was a door to a classroom, and the hallway was stuffed to the brim with lockers. I guess every character became cannon here, "I mean, is that even possible?"

"Harry, you're talking about Pinkie here," The boy whispered back, "Physics and logics literally trembles at the mentioning of her name."

"I know that, but still; she acknowledges God! What do you call that?"

"I wouldn't know," The boy said, "Why are you telling me this?"

The prefect told us to take a seat on a wooden bench while he and Sunset stepped into the principal office. We listened in and just by her voice she was painting a dramatic and horrific scene in Celesta's head. We rolled our eyes and patiently waited while she performs her little act.

"There should be a new term for it," I whispered to him, "Going beyond the fourth wall, there should be a word for that."

He wasn't interested in the topic but continued just to kill time, "Breaking the fifth wall? Already breaking the forth and breaking beyond it?"

"Makes sense," I answered with a nod, "I like it."

I decided to drop the topic and after a couple of minutes of twiddling with the crown, the door creaked open. The prefect stood beside us while Sunset Shimmer slowly strutted towards us, looking down on us and sticking out her tongue.

The boy gave her the finger.

"That slut is mine when I get out of here," He gritted under his breath, "She won't sleep for weeks when I get through with her… wait… slut?"

As we stood from our seat he cast a very annoyed glance at me, "Harry, why can't I say the 'B' word?"

The door we just entered revealed a lengthy hallway with small cubicles on both sides, probably for those serving detention, "I'm sorry, what?"

"I was going to call her a slut when-," He caught himself, "See? I just did it again."

"Because this fan fiction is rated T," I simply answered.

"Yea, but there are plenty of writers that cuss their mouths out on this site," He argued, "Why not just bump the rating up?"

"I don't want to cuss, okay?" I retorted, "Is that too much to ask?"

"Yea! Think of how much funnier this would be if we did," He explained, "I was about to call Sunset Shimmer a slut-" He paused and took in a deep breath, pushing his frustrations to the back of his head, "Readers complain about this, you know?"

The door opened to her office, but we didn't notice, "Listen, I'm not compromising. I don't need to give a specific reason why I won't allow cussing on here, even if I am being hypocritical with my material. No swearing, period."

The boy stared at me with daggering eyes for a couple of seconds before dismissively waving his hands at me, "Eh, you're a pansy."

"Just trying to enforce some morals," I mumbled.

"Morals up my butt," He whispered.

We were interrupted by a loud and annoyed cough in front of us. Principal Celestia was sitting on her chair staring intensely at us with her elbows resting on her office desk. Vice Principal Luna was standing right beside her with her arms crossed, ready to throw the book at us.

Pissed couldn't even describe them. Hell itself has no fury on these women.

The boy bravely took the stage, standing in front of me and putting a hand on her desk; giving her a stern but respectable stare.

"I don't know what Sunset said to you," He began, "But whatever she said was complete utter bull crap-"

"Quiet."

Celestia spoke that one word with such venom that the boy immediately held his tongue and stepped back. I couldn't tell whether it was respect or fear.

I just stood there awkwardly beside him while she began to pull out a document from her desk. She pulled out a small stack of papers and put on a small pair of reading glasses and read what she was holding.

"Did you know that you can be sent to prison for what you two did?" She calmly stated.

"We didn't-"

"Shhh!" Luna hissed.

After a couple of minutes of reading, she stacked the papers back into the document and put it back under her desk. She rest her head on her knuckles, staring right at us.

"I don't want to hear anything from either of you," She calmly said, "Sunset Shimmer is a much respected member of Canterlot High. Her record is clean, there are no records of misconduct from her from any of her years in school, a proud honor roll student, and I happen to know her on a personal level. What's going to make me think that I can trust either of you?"

"Because you've never seen her around your other student, maybe?" The boy boldly stated, "I mean, have you ever heard-"

"You do not take an attitude to me, young man!" The principal said in a raised voice, "You may talk to others like that, but you will certainly not talk like that to me!"

Suddenly, a memory flashed before me. I was standing in the exact same spot as I was now, facing a man that I would grow to despise and hate even after my days in school. He was carrying that same 'I take no crap because I'm the boss' attitude as she was now. A lot of students will say that this man was laid back, but I was 'special'; any trouble I got into was like breaking the windows of his home. A kid cusses on the bus, he gets a pat on the back. I cuss; he calls my parents while they get a slap on the wrist!

Any I do wrong I get punished! While some jock flashes his balls off to a group of boys and gets off the hook, they threatened to expel me for looking up women's skirts! If I were to step out of line, I get in trouble! If I were to do anything out of the ordinary, I get punished! That worthless piece of crap thinks he's above me! Just because he can wave a couple of pieces at me and tell me that I have nothing over him doesn't make him better than me!

I hate him! I just want to stick a knife in his mouth and cut his tongue off and let him choke to death on his own blood! That voice he has when he talks to me! THAT FREAKIN' VOICE! ANYTIME I HEAR HIM I JUST WANT TO BEAT HIM TO NOTHING! I WANT TO KNOCK HIM DOWN AND RUN HIM OVER WITH MY CAR AND WATCH HIS BODILY FLUIDS SPLATTER ON THE PAVEMENT, LET HIM BEG FOR MERCY AS I HIT HIM AGAIN!

I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM!

Third person view

"You know that you've done," Luna growled at the boy as he bravely stood against her, "And there's nothing you can say to slide out of your punishment."

"Oh, shut it!" He barked, "You weren't there, you don't know nothing about it!"

"How dare you take that tone with me," She huffed, "Give me a reason why I shouldn't have you two arrested right now?"

"There's no evidence supporting your claim other than just one witness!" He shouted, "The worst thing you can do is expel us!"

"And we're going to do just that as soon as you two walk out of here! You two are no longer welcome to Canterlot High!"

"Ah, screw you!" He waved off, making his way towards the door, "We're don't even need this, right Harry?"

He looked towards his direction and found him standing as still as a statue.

"Harry?"

The boy cast his eyes upwards and looked at his face. He was staring dead at the Principal with his fists clutched together and his breathing becoming heavier and heavier by the second.

"Now, leave this office and never come by here again," She finished with a low tone, "If we ever see either of you here again, I will make you regret it."

The boy saw his eye twitch.

"…Harry-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

The author suddenly leap towards her with his hands reaching for her neck. He managed to grab her for just a second before she managed to slip away from him and back off to a corner. The man leapt for her again with his hands extended, but was stopped short by two hands wrapping around his leg. Luna rushed towards him to further restrain him, suddenly panicked by his sudden reaction.

"W-what's going on?" She shouted.

"He's having a flash back!" The boy shouted.

The Tails 'doll' had no choice but pump a little magic to his muscles to keep the raging man at bay, but he and Luna are still struggling to hold him back. Celestia was cowering away from him, going from an iron fisted authority figure to scared-for-her-life in a quick instant.

"YOU BASTARDS ARE ALL THE SAME!" The man shouted in a deep voice, "YOU THINK YOU CAN SCARE ME! YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME, NOTHING! I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S SCARED WHEN I SNAP YOUR NECK OFF!"

"Get a hold of yourself, Harry!" The boy pleaded, "It's not Steve! It's not Steve!"

"I'LL KILL YOU!" He continued in a blinded rage, "I'LL CUT YOUR FINGERS OFF AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT! I'LL BEATYOUWITHABASEBALLBATIDLAKDI!"

He began to shout out random non consent sounds as he continued to resist against the two retainers. Celestia was about to slide out of the room and call for help until she heard a loud 'ding' behind her.

Everything fell silent… until she heard the sound of a body flop on the floor.

She turned around and saw an unconscious man resting face down with his hands reaching out for her. Her sister was holding a large trophy in her hands, panting; while the boy was just staring at her in horror. A presence suddenly fell upon them all, as if something terrible has just took place.

"I-I had to do it," Luna panted, "It was him or you."

The Tails 'doll' shook his head in disbelief, "D… did you know what you just did?"

The vice-principal stared at him, "I-I didn't have a choice, I had to do something. He was about to hurt my sister-"

"YOU KNOCKED OUT THE AUTHOR, YOU DIMWIT!"

The boy began hyperventilating, putting a hand on his chest in an effort to calm down; whispering to himself, "Okay… It's no big deal. The crown is in his hand, the principal is about to take it for the prom… thingy… whatever they call it, everything is going to be set back into motion." He pulled out a piece of paper from his space-pocket, "Just intercept Sunset Shimmer, that's all I have to do… the plan will still work, Sonic and the rest of the cast should cover it from there. As long as nothing too crazy happens, everything should be just fine."

He took in a deep breath and began to make his way towards the door and to the hallway. He'll have a full twenty-four hours to recover his dark magic, just enough to keep Sunset Shimmer occupied. He pulled the door open to the outside, and set his eyes on a playground that should be a good hiding place until tomorrow morning.

Suddenly, a thought occurred to him.

He walked a good way from the school and stopped, looking up towards the heavens and taking in a deep breath.

"FUDGE!"

When he realized what he just said, he kicked the ground as hard as he could and stomped his way towards the swing set.

"Goddangit."

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Author's notes

Happy new year's, everyone! I hope everyone had a very merry Christmas and New Years.

I have decided to have a new years resolution a lot of you will appreciate... You know what it is? I'm sticking back to my schedule. That's right, expect new chapters during two weeks from now. I'm doing this to push myself and get done with this story. I have other projects to work on.

For example, me and an very talented anonymous writer have finished the first chapter of our story for Fiction Press. If you like to look it up, it's called The Forgotten Child. He goes by the pin name of Nelson 7. The guy or chick makes my writing look like crap any day.

Seriously, he made my mother cry with his writing! He wrote something for my father's prison ministry one day and some of those prisoners were so moved that they confessed their hearts to Christ! The only thing I did with the Forgotten Child was simply gave him a hand with the plot and proofreading. He did most of the foot work for it. We only have maybe a dozen people reading it, but he doesn't care. He wanted to write something and I'm going to help him.

I've been playing Pokemon Y. You can blame that for why the chapters are taking so long. Awesome game, readers. I hated the cartoon, I didn't care about the cards, but the games were always awesome.

Thank you Game Freak... Thank you.

Now if you would excuse me, my Eevee needs some lovin'!

God Bless

Harry

I don't post bible verses in my bonuses, but expect them in the normal story.

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Flying Demon Monkey – Yay, I'm back! After such crazy and busy months I've had for helping my cousin care for her newborn, and me working insane night shifts XD The only thing I have to say here, is that this bonus chapter was a fun read for me. Made my day having a rough winter blast in my home state. It was so bad, my power went out! . But thankfully, everything is up and running again (yaaayyyy!) If anyone here has watched last week's episode of MLP, what's your opinion on Flutterbat? I honestly think she's downright adorable XD!

Harry: Eh, I like the original Fluttershy better, but Flutterbat is defiantly huggable.

And to answer someone's question from a few months ago… yes, I use to be a reviewer to the story, and I use to give reviews to every chapter before I got to editing here. Darn, I feel old mentioning this XD

Okies, enough of my rambling. I hope everyone had an awesome Christmas and New Year!