(AN: I want to write a lighter fanfic. This is tad bit humorous although it does have some morals)

Rainbow Dash and Applejack get married

Luckily for the bride and the other bride-to-be, it was raining on their very special day. There was a long dispute deciding who would walk down the aisle and who would wait where the husband is traditionally position. Applejack wasn't manly enough so she had to walk down the aisle. This was much to her disappointment.

The organ was playing a frantic rendition of the wedding tune. He smashed his hoof onto the keys madly. They should've gotten a better organist. Maybe they should kill him and give his organs to someone that deserved them more. We need more organ donors. Applejack proudly trotted down the church aisle looking proudly at her friends who were smiling back at her. Both princesses, her older brother Big Mac, Rarity and Pinkie Pie were there to see their two best friends get married. Spike even gave up his job as a drug dealer for the day to give Applejack away. Twilight Sparkle wasn't there since she had died from a heart attack.

Applejack finally got to the front of the church. She smiled at her soon-to-be-wife. Rainbow Dash smiled back at her. Then the priest started to talk.

"We gather here now to marry these two ponies," he spoke.

He then talked for an hour about some religious rubbish. None of the ponies were interested in that stuff so they zoned out until they got to the important part. This was the wedding vows.

"And now we get to the wedding vows," the priest continued. "Say after me, Applejack: I will love you to the end of time."

"I will love you to the end of time," Applejack repeated.

"Our love will never die," the priest said. He spoke in the creepy voice like he was in love with Applejack. It was very awkward but they ignored it.

"They should've learnt their vows," Spike complained, murmuring under his breath.

"I give you this horse shoe as a token of my love," the priest said.

"I give you this horse shoe as a token of my love," repeated Applejack. She took out a horse shoe and placed it onto Rainbow Dash's feet.

"Now for you Rainbow Dash, repeat after me: I love you very, very much," the priest said to Rainbow Dash.

"I love you very, very much," repeated Rainbow Dash.

"Our love will however be. It will be like a rainbow. It will never end," said the priest.

"Our love will however be. It will be like a rainbow. It will never end," repeated Rainbow Dash.

"I now pronounce you husband and…"

"You're calling me that husband?" interrupted Rainbow Dash. "How dare you."

She jumped onto the priest and slapped him with her hoof about a dozen times. Scars started to cover his face. But she was not done yet. She thrust her hoof into priest's face causing him to scream in agony. He tried to bite her but she was quicker than him. She grabbed hold of his tongue. The screaming got worse.

The crowd stared in shock as Rainbow Dash did indescribable actions to the priest's face. After what seemed like five minutes she popped her head back. Her face was bloody and the priest was unrecognizable.

"Dinner time!" she responded to their disgust looks. "Eat up!"