Please, Please, Please

BY: cleverpun

"So ten minutes? Ten minutes is all I have to play with you?" Rarity smiled. "I suppose I better make them count then." Her eyes flashed green and suddenly she was disguised as Twilight.

Celestia yawned.

Rarity frowned. There wasn't a twinge of emotion from the Princess, lusty or otherwise.

"Right, Twilight used to be a virgin. Should've known better." Another glow and she was disguised as Cadance. Again she sensed no emotion from Celestia.

"Oh, I get it, used to ponies, probably?" Suddenly Rarity was disguised as Discord.

Celestia chuckled. "As if I would ever be attracted to that virgin…"

Rarity smirked. "Now now, let's not get cocky, Princess." Another glow and Rarity had returned to her usual form. In a sudden burst of blue light she vanished.

"At least, not yet." Rarity reappeared underneath Celestia, and suddenly a dozen ropes of pure magic sprouted out of her mane and back. They were translucent yet still solid-looking, a pale whitish-blue. They began to wrap around the Princess and as they did they also began to swell and lengthen.

Celestia threw back her head and let loose another of those insulting laughs. "Tentacles? How quaint. I really expected more than clichés from you, after all I had heard."

Rarity ordered a tendril into Celestia's mouth, but it didn't fully muffle her continued chortles. Another forced it's way in, and another, but Celestia's throaty chuckles were unabated.

Rarity ordered another trio of tentacles into each of the Princess' other orifices, and they all began to pulse and squirm and piston into the uppity monarch. Rarity scrunched her eyes as she summoned another dozen to help hold the Princess aloft. She could feel the sensations from all of the magical appendages, and it was hard to keep track of which was doing what lewd activity. She started breathing heavily, lamentably not from arousal.

Rarity didn't bother to look at the Princess. She couldn't feel any emotion, but she could feel heat and sweat starting to drip off the body suspended above her. She began to smell a familiar smell, and the scents and sounds and sensations started to get her a little flustered. She ordered her tentacles deeper into the Princess' body. A little twitch there, a little rub here, a few—

Suddenly there was a flash of bright, golden light. When Rarity opened her eyes, all her tentacles had vanished.

Celestia was standing a few feet away, looking as pristine as she had when Rarity walked in. A smirk crept across her mouth. "Time's up, changeling."

"Says who?"

Celestia waved a hoof at Shining Armor, who was holding a stopwatch and a clipboard in his magic. He flipped the watch around and it had indeed hit zero.

"Captain, why don't you tell our contestant what her score was."

Shining lazily stared at the clipboard for a moment then glared at Rarity. "Zero."

"What!? Impossible!"

Celestia chuckled. "Oh, don't worry, Rarity. With a score like that you're actually in the ninetieth percentile of my opponents. Now, I do believe it is my turn."

Rarity heard the metallic clink of the watch being wound. "I don't suppose I could get a redo on my turn?"

"There is only another round if we tie. You're free to restrain yourself, of course. Captain?"

"Ready," Shining said.

Rarity flipped her mane. "It's fine, I'm sure you'll—" Suddenly Rarity gasped and her knees buckled. The blast of pleasure had come and gone in an instant, but it had been almost painfully intense.

"Wh-what the…" Rarity was breathing too hard to finish her sentence. Not that it mattered, since another shock of directionless pleasure hit every inch of her body.

"You like it?" Celestia grinned. "Direct stimulation of neural pleasure centers via telekinesis. Micron-length magic. Not easy, you know. The results are worth it, however: all pleasure, no orgasm."

"Th-that's not fair." Rarity whimpered. Her body was motionless, save the occasional quiver. Every muscle burned, but her mind was too hazy to tell with what.

"All's fair and love and war, isn't it? All the more in both. Tell me," Celestia's horn flashed and Rarity's body contorted briefly while she let out another gasp, "Did you really believe those rumors? Or did your overconfidence come from elsewhere?"

Rarity answered with a few shallow breaths. She was slumped on her side now, unable to do much of anything except whimper. Celestia answered with another pinprick of pleasurable magic. And another. And a third. By the time they stopped Rarity was too exhausted to close her mouth, and her drool had started to slowly pool on the floor.

Celestia smiled. "Just because I have ponies throwing themselves at me doesn't mean I don't respect my subjects. It most certainly doesn't mean I spend my time raping passerby." Celestia sent another burst of pleasure through Rarity's body and the unicorn's eyes briefly rolled back into her head.

"Uhhnn…"

"But then, the rumor mill has churned out far worse things about me in my time. 'Princess Molestia' is really rather tame, in addition to being blatantly false.

"It takes a lot of self-control to be royalty. One reason I was always a little too good at this game. And of course, back in the day, fornicating was a much more popular activity"

Rarity squirmed on the floor, but her body was too sore to accomplish anything.

"What's that, Rarity? Oh, right, guess you still haven't actually come yet." Celestia condensed her magic aura into a very familiar shape and began to work it towards and into Rarity's body. The effects were immediate and spectacular.

Rarity gasped. "I-I'm…I'm…I'm announcing my orgasm!?" The cliché had just enough time to horrify her before Celestia stopped pistoning the magic rod into her.

"Time's up," Shining announced.

"Oh dear, guess it's a tie then." Celestia smirked. "Care to start the next round, Rarity?"

Rarity whimpered, quivered, but couldn't get her body to move. Her horn flickered briefly and then grew dark.

"Oh my! Does this mean you are forfeiting your turn?" The smirk never left Celestia's face.

"P-please…I…"

"Guess I'll take my next one then."

Rarity felt the magical toy inside her body start to shift and grow. She tried to lift her head but was unsuccessful. She was just so damn tired. All her muscles ached and burned. Trying to move them had no effect.

The magic dildo started to piston in and out of her, and just before she had gotten used to it she felt another of those nerve-wracking crashes of pleasure across her body. She felt her back arch involuntarily, but she didn't have the energy to move it back. She felt a gasp escape her mouth, but didn't have the energy to close it. All those explosions of stimulation had left her body feeling incredibly used, even though her nethers ached for release.

"My record for the fifteen minute round is sixty-seven." Celestia leaned down, and Rarity felt hot breath on her ear. "A lightweight like you would never stay conscious past forty, so I have a better idea."

Rarity let out a quiet whimper.

"I think I'm going to see if I can get you to pass out without any orgasms at all. Doesn't that sound fun?"

"I can't…"

"You've had so many orgasms the past few weeks, think of this as balancing the scales."

Another bursting crashing waving surge of pleasure rode across Rarity, spreading from her head to hooves in an instant. She felt the magic dildo writhe inside her, and she gasped, and then suddenly she felt Celestia's tongue crawling across her mouth. It felt amazing. It felt wonderful. It was beyond words.

Then suddenly it stopped. The magic and motion and tongue tore away from her and she felt empty. She was so close to cumming and an instant later she was as far away from it as she had ever been.

It was even worse the second time. And the third was worse than that. Rarity lost count after that. She was too tired to cry or count or cum or move or even black out. But Celestia didn't seem to mind.

When Rarity woke up, her body was numb. No, numb was too light a word for what her body felt like. It was like she had been hit by lightning, then dipped in ice water, and then repeated that process a dozen times. It felt horrible and pleasant and tiring.

"Aha, you're awake!"

"Princess? Where am I?"

"Oh, no, I didn't go too hard on you did I? I was trying to avoid short-term memory loss so your punishment would be more effective."

Rarity's eyes snapped open at that word. The memories rushed back at the sight of the throne room, and she picked her head up out of the puddle of drool it had been laying in. She peeled herself off the floor, and she could feel every follicle in her coat unglue itself from the tile as sweat fell off her body.

She looked around, and Celestia was sitting on her throne, sipping that same cup of tea. Her entourage remained in the force field, and Shining stood off to the side, a stoic expression on his face.

Rarity lowered her head. She had lost. Spectacularly at that.

"How do you feel?" Celestia asked.

"I… I don't know. Was that what I was doing to everypony? I feel horrible, physically speaking."

"Your friends' mental scars are what I'd be more concerned with." Another sip. "But fret not, I think I picked out the perfect punishment."

"Well, I certainly feel punished."

Celestia smiled. It was a restrained, diplomatic smile. The type she usually wore. "That wasn't your punishment."

"WHAT?"

"Well, not all of it."

Out of nowhere a pitch-black collar made of cold metal clamped around Rarity's neck. A sharp pain lanced through her body, and just as quickly it was gone.

What the buck is this!?" Rarity tried to pull the metal band off, but it did not budge. She tried to grasp it in her magic and the blue glow quickly fizzled away.

"Unicornium necklace. Made it myself. It laced with three-hundred-and-twelve enchantments of various types. The short version is that you can't use your changeling powers, or boost your regular magic with emotional energy." Celestia took a llllllllong slurp of her tea. "And of course, no orgasms."

Rarity froze. "What."

"Go ahead, try it." Celestia's expression was neutral.

Rarity bit her lip. Her curiosity quickly overrode her fear and fatigue, however, and she sat down and started working her hoof downward.

Her body was still sensitive from the aftermath of all her non-orgasms. There was no shortage of lubrication, either. Before long her hoof was nearly a blur, her breathing was heavy, her body was on fire.

Then it stopped. Her hoof froze, her chest jerked forward, and her breathing became shallow. She felt a few strands of her mane pop out of place as she involuntarily tore herself away from her own orgasm.

"Unpleasant, isn't it?"

"I…I could make a fetish out of this…"

"You're welcome to try. I had a denial phase myself for a while. It's not as fun without a partner of course. And I made sure to make the cutoff especially jarring. All the right synapses just stop firing."

Rarity was silent.

Celestia put down her teacup. "Now, as for part two—"

"P-part two?"

"Twenty-thousand hours of community service, the nature of which I'll decide as it goes."

Rarity was speechless.

"That's it!?" Shining shouted. "She raped an entire town and you give her community service!?"

"And what would you suggest?" Celestia said dryly.

"Well, the minimum punishment for rape is ten years, and the population of Ponyville is about three-hundred ponies… I don't know what the law says about raping princesses or their sister-in-laws, but we could always double the sentence to be safe."

"Captain, you know as well as I do that imprisoning Rarity would render the Elements useless."

Celestia held up her hoof, cutting off his response before it began.

She approached the forcefield. "As for part three, I have just the memory spell for each of you. I already sent a team of social workers and memory mages to Ponyville before our little game started."

"But, Princess!" Twilight pressed herself up against the barrier. "I can't go back to being a virgin! I'll never get the nerve to ask anypony out by myself!"

Celestia raised an eyebrow.

"She asked me nicely before we did it! I said 'yes.' Don't wipe my memories, I won't even have sex with her, that much. She didn't even hypnotize me or anything!"

"You don't need to use magic to manipulate somepony, Twilight. Your behavior makes that clear."

Twilight opened her mouth to argue, but Celestia held up a hoof.

"I know what you are thinking, my faithful student. Things are never so simple, however. You may think being under her sway is a good idea, but as an outside observer I can see otherwise." Celestia leaned towards Twilight. "I know you may not see it right now, but you will be better off as you were before. Being coerced into giving your virginity to some sex addict, whether by mind magic or mundane manipulation, is an experience you will be better off without. Now brace yourself."

Twilight scrunched her eyes shut. Celestia's horn flashed, and Twilight fell unconscious.

The Sun Princess turned to Luna. "Need I give you the same lecture, sister?"

Luna slowly shook her head, though she bit her lip and quivered noticeably as she closed her eyes. A bright flash later and she too was slumped on the floor.

Celestia turned to ask about the rest of them, but found that Applejack and Rainbow Dash were preoccupied with each other, Fluttershy and Chrysalis were likewise engaged, and Cadance and Pinkie had restrained themselves to sloppily making out.

Celestia sighed and moments later all the ponies had fainted.

Chrysalis looked around at her fainted former comrades and shrugged. "Well, it was a good run. Turned out better than I expected, really."

"I'm sure that will comfort you in the dungeon," Celestia said. She nodded slightly and Shining shrunk his field down to single-pony size before carrying the former Queen out of the room.

Rarity suddenly found Celestia towering over her.

"If you tell any of them the truth they won't believe you. I made sure of it."

Rarity nodded listlessly.

"I know this wasn't entirely your fault, Rarity. But your poor impulse control and libido don't excuse what you did. All actions have consequences, after all."

Rarity did not respond.

"For what it's worth…I'm sorry." Celestia horn lit up, and there a final flash of golden light.

Rarity woke up in her bedroom. She sat bolt upright and flung aside her covers. She made it to her mirror in a few steps and looked into it.

The necklace was still there.