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THIS IS THE DARK SIDE OF MLP. BEWARE. NO HATERS ALLOWED. I HAVE REDONE THIS STORY.

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Have you ever driven past a slaughter house? Where mean people prepare animals to become you're next burger? Is it ringing on dat bell o yours?

Well think "what if some stupid government (hello AFABS) got scared of a group of kids and tried to do that to them. A group of kids called Bronys. A.k.a, supporters of My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic (mlp for short). AFABS means the Anti-Fun, Anti-Brony Society. To non-Bronys they are called the Absolutely For All the Best Society. The Best as in, non-Bronys. Sigh.

Anywho, AFABS, in order to have full control over all children, took anyone over the age of twenty-one and transported them somewhere, then replaced them with AFABS nannies that train them in favor of the AFABS. Children are deposited to a house with a nanny at age two. The taken parents, well, let's just say are the parents. Of the kids. Almost all the kids. The AFABS nannies make all kids go to school to learn AFABS-approved things, such as what Bronys are and the dangers that they pose to society. Ha, ha, HA.

I'll bet you're confused huh? "Are they the herd, or are they Bronys?" Allow me to explain. Both. The herd is the general term for us, but anyone is the herd in more commonly referred to as a Brony. Technically, only field agents, like me, are Bronys. Desk-workers at HQ are Pegasisters (female) and Pegabros (male). Ponyprofessors teach new members to the herd, or newbies, the ways of the herd. By the way HQ stands for herdquarters, not headquarters. Cute isn't it?

Newbies have to earn their "cutie mark" pin to become full members. Each one shows a different talent or love. Mines a music note. Cutie mark pins are how we show who we are. Also, if we are suspected to be a AFABS spies, have to give a bro-hoof, a fist-bump where you tilt your wrist down a little, to the suspecting Brony.

I'll bet you're also wondering what we Bronys do all day. Well we make weapons and plan a revolution a spread the word! My favorite is vandalism. We go out and spray paint things like "Bronys Rule!", "Down with AFABS!", and "Ontros is a LOSER!". Ontros, by the way is the AFABS ruler. He hates us. A lot.

The other way we "spread the word" is pamphlets. The Pegasisters and bros make the and us Bronys distribute them. It's fun. The pamphlets say stuff like "AFABS Anti-Fun, Anti-Brony Society" and "Ontros Is Scared Of A Bunch Of Kids: Why Ontros Is A Terrible Leader".

We even have a secret radio station. "Celestia News" is the one place everyone can hear the truth. Listening to it, actually listening to the radio, is banned, but tons of kids do anyway. There's a question that must be answered to listen, so no non-Bronys or newbies can get in. We take turns hosting. Naturally, we can't use our real names, so everyone has a secret pony name. I'm Moonlight Song. The secret pony names reflect on the same things used to find our cutie mark. But let me say, I prefer real names to secret ones.

So now you know all about the Bronys. We hope you'll join us. A better tomorrow, a freer tomorrow, awaits.