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Epic Rap Battles: Grimmjow vs Applejack

by Air-Siren

Chapter 1: EPIC RAP BATTLES: GRIMMJOW VS APPLEJACK


Sup, Corrupted Lemon here, bringing you my first MLP fanfic. I recently joined the heard about 1 week ago. I have watched ALL the seasons. Now, here is a rap battle~!

I'll be perfectly honest, I had a certain song in my head while making Grimmjow's first set


Grimmjow Jaggerjacks

VS

Applejack

Grimmjow

Show me how you lie,

I swear you get worse every time,

And if you think you can beat me, well,

I send you straight to hell.

And if hate you my colored hair!

I'll Cero you, you dumb mare!

And now that I'm the king!

I'll roar my victory!

So, fall pony, now!

You'll never know how!

I'll shoot out a bala

and Release Pantera!

And-

Applejack

Oh, enough, shut your dumb trap,

you're even more prissy, than Rarity's little cat.

I may be stubborn as a mule,

but I am ultra cool!

Here have an apple custard,

It will help you feel cured.

And enough with the king, ya phoney.

As the Element of Honesty, that it is a bunch of bologna.

I got a hat representing my upbringing,

Tell me, does your jawbone represent some XP in deepthroating?

Grimmjow

You'll regret that comment, you tiny little pony.

I'll rip out your throat and feed you to Yammy!

Then I'll take your remains to Zecora, who is kinda creepy,

Then I'll have her blend ya, and have my self an Appletini.

Applejack

Let's see, you got an blabber mouth, an emo, and a skinny spoon,

While I got Big MC Intosh covering me from a loom.

Now I have a theory, so don't get angry,

But as a cat, ain't you kind of a pussy?

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