Wow. It's been a long time since I've been here...

Sorry about the delay! More sex filled chapters! WOOT!

You have been warned.

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Twilight was scared.

She had a right, albeit. It was just too much, the thought of her beloved mentor being a monster.

Thunder cracked across the sky, and she buried her head into her hooves. It was horrible...how could anypony be like that? Was it even possible? Then again, the princesses weren't exactly ponies, were they? They were alicorns...too beautiful to be be real...too...

Unable to handle herself, Twilight placed her hoof-lightly, ever so lightly-against the curved opening that was her sex. This would be the first time, she thought, the first time for anything, and she was scared. What if it hurts? Miraculously, however, it didn't. In fact, it was the best thing she had ever felt. It was...magical.

She squeezed her eyes shut and imagined a picture of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, the picture of them together, the picture with the stallion and-oh.

Oh, God.

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Big Mac seemed to be excessively popular, so here's some more craziness.

Big Macintosh pranced down the hallway. This had been a very exciting dark and stormy night, but he was still turned on. That problem needed to be fixed.

He closed his eyes, and when he opened them, a pretty mare stood in front of him, her expression solemn. "Hello?" she asked. "May...may I help you?"

"Yes," said Big Mac, analyzing her dark gray mane. "What's your name?"

"Octavia," she said. "What are you, an Apple?"

"Yep," he said.

"I play the bass," she said. "It's from the viol family. There aren't any viols left, you know, except for the bass."

"That's nice," said Big Mac. "Wanna fuck?"

Octavia glared at him, then shrugged. "Why not?"

They waltzed off into a bedroom, and then, Octavia was gagging on him, making those disgustingly cute little slurping noises as she sucked his massive, massive cock. He let out a low groan and stroked her mane, her darkness contrasting with his light, and he wanted to cry at the beauty of it all.

"You're crying," she said as she came up for air. "Why?"

"Because I love sex," said Big Mac simply, and she went back down again.

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Not as erotic as I wanted it to be, but whatever.

Any pairing suggestions?