No ponies in this chapter sorry!

Chapter 1: Infinity and beyond

UNSC Jupiter station Dry-dock

August 4th, 2728

Hicks was staring at a bottle of Brazilian ale.

"You actually drink this shit?" He asked his Vice: Anthony Brown.

Anthony was got drunk off his rocker for the launch party of the Infinity-IV.

"Udd. What did you say boy?"

"Vice; you're drunk off your ass!"

Morgan came into Hicks' Dorm.

"House it goin?" She asked.

"Pretty good, honey." He replied. "Anthony's drunk but that's nothing new."

"Well it's finally here the launch of the UNSC Infinity-IV. The fourth ship to bear the name Infinity."

"Eyup." Hicks said. He grabbed some Nuka-Cola. "Imported from the capital wasteland."

He poured some in a couple of shot glasses.

"Cheers to the Infinity-IV!" He said.

"Cheers." Morgan replied.

They clanged there glasses and downed the slightly irradiated soft drink.

UNSC Infinity-IV armory

Tom was checking the weapons inventory when Sierra came strolling in.

"Hey Tom, why are you staring at a wall of guns when you could be drinking with the best of us down on the recreation deck?"

"First of all I don't drink. Second I've gotta inventory these weapons for the departure tonight."

"Why?"

"Why? Cuz we could potentially run into hostile alien species while we're out there or some innies."

"Whatever you could have some Nuka-Cola."

"I'm not drinking anything with radiation in it!"

"Whatever man, come down to the rec room if you wanna have fun."

"Gotcha!"

UNSC Infinity bio-sphere

Blu and Jewel were flying through the Infinity's bio-sphere. It was so life-like! It had real trees, real dirt, real water, and real birds.

Blu and Jewel decided to jump onto the Infinity. Blu just wanted to learn about other planets while visiting them and Jewel got dragged along. Nico, Pedro, and Rafael tagged along too. Arthur and Jez (A/N Arthur and Jez are from Ted Wakeman and Project NICK's stories.) stayed behind. Nico and Pedro built a Samba club in the middle of the bio-sphere.

Blu and Jewel flew over to "Infinity and beyond" to see Nico and Pedro.

"Yo wuzzup, bird?" Pedro asked.

"Nothin just checking out this… Ummm…. Rad biosphere." Blu replied.

"Sweet we're having a party tonight ya wanna come?" Nico asked.

"Sure we'll be there!" Jewel replied.

UNSC Infinity Bridge

Morgan was enjoying her fancy captain's chair.

'Hehe Captain Morgan.' She thought.

Logan had been demoted due to him hacking everyone's computers while he was drunk. He now the first officer of the Infinity which he thought of it as a lose win.

Tom Fortnell was the armory officer. Sierra was chief of security. The linguist was named Kira. Science officer was also Logan. Tom Fortnell was also the chief engineer. Helmsman was actually Hicks' stepmom Karen.

Hicks came onto the bridge.

"Well I believe it is time." He said.

"Take us out Mrs. Hicks!" Morgan ordered.

The Infinity lurched out of the dry-dock. The ship's engines glowed blue as the ship exited the dry-dock.

"Set a course for the Equi system." Morgan ordered.

The ship began to spark blue and it entered the realm known as slipspace.

UNSC Infinity biosphere

(Party Rock Anthem- LMFAO)

"Party Rock!" Nico began to sing.

"Yeah!" Pedro joined in.

And they began to sing Party Rock Anthem.

The birds began to dance.

Blu and Jewel were dancing up a storm.

"Get up get down! Put your hands up to the sound!" Jewel began to sing.

They continued to dance. They danced and sang and drank the night away.

UNSC Infinity Rec room

"Yo Weston!" Sierra shouted.

"Yeah!"

"Cheers to the UNSC Infinity!"

"To the Infinity!" Weston shouted.

"And beyond!" Sierra said.

Grif was jamming with Simmons as the DJ. Donut was writing a fanfic. Church was chilling with Tex. Caboose was dancing. Sarge was drinking some hard apple cider. Tucker was trying to pick up chicks.

"Rock on!" Grif said.

"I WANT A PONY!" Caboose said

"Quiet guys I'm trying to write!" Donut said.

Sarge passes out from Alcohol over usage.

Tucker is trying to ask this Asian girl out.

"So yeah we can go to my place and….."

"I don't even know you!"

"So."

"TUCKER!" Church yells. "Shut the fuck up!"

"Ok fine!"

Anthony and Fernando were in the game room playing call of duty with Sierra.

"MOTHER FUCKER!" Fernando yelled.

"HAHA! Broke your kill streak!" Sierra said.

Sierra was pwning every one at MW18.

"AW COME ON!" Anthony yelled. "MOTHER FUCKING GRENADES!"

Suddenly Echo came in. Snatched the controller from Fernando.

"HEY!"

He then proceeded to murder Sierra in the game.

"FUCK!" Sierra exclaimed.

Echo threw the controller back at Fernando and left the room.

"My kill streak!" Sierra exclaimed

"Ha! Ha!" Fernando gloated.

"ACHIEVMENT UNLOCKED: DREAM KILLER!" Fernando got the achievement for breaking someone's kill streak.

Hicks came into the Rec room.

"Hey can I play a game?" Hicks asked.

"Why the hell not? Here grab a controller!" Fernando tossed Hicks a controller.

Hicks spawned into the game and was immediately sniped by Sierra.

"YOU MOTHERFUCKING CAMPER!"

"It's a legitimate strategy!"

This time Hicks spawned right behind Sierra and he knifed him.

"Shit!" Sierra said.

Fernando sniped Hicks and then immediately sniped Sierra about 2 seconds after he respawned.

"Fuck this!" Fernando said. "I'm gonna go play Minecraft!"

Fernando was then immediately killed by a creeper.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Rage quit. "MOTHER FUCKING CREEPER!"

Hicks and Sierra were laughing there faces off.

"Just another day in paradise!" Anthony chilled in his bean bag chair.

(Song end)

This is probably what Halo 4 launch night will be like. Well we'll see what the Equi system is like in the next chapter.