One day in Ponyville, Twilight was reading a book because she was forever alone. Spike started to ask her about her daily schedule, when all of a sudden, he thought of Rarity and got a boner.

Meenwhile, Brony Oc's started to mysteriously appear in Equestria. Pony and Human OC's alike. These new ponies that were popping up had some interesting traits that the regular ponyville residence were very confused by. Pinkie Pie noticed that one of the new ponies that showed up very much indeed looked exactly like her, but with green skin and a purple mane. The cutie mark was also something she did not recognize. It was some sort of otherworldly contraption.

As this very odd phenomenon was occurring, one of the many badly designed ponies came up to Applejack and Rainbow Dash and asked them if they would fuck him even though they were lesbians. They looked at each other with shock wondering what a Lesbian was and what the work fuck meant.

All of these new arrivals were making very odd accusations and acting very strange towards all of the female ponies. Fluttershy was getting the most attention out of all of them. They were asking her if she could be there wifu and proclaiming how "hot" she was. She screamed in terror at this very scary behavior. They ran after her yelling, "I wanna buck you!" and "I'm gonna rape you!" She then ran off a cliff and forgot how to fly and died.

Some of these crazy visitors seeked out Gilda, Trixie, Dimond Tiara, and Silver Spoon, to call them names and spread hate. Gilda ended up snapping their necks with her beak and dropped the bodies near dragon caves. Crackle was pleased as he raped their dead bodies.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders were not even safe from their wrath. They were showing the children disturbing images of them and touching them in places that made them uncomfortable. They ran to safety in Sweet Apple Acres where Applejack kept them safe from the monsters.

Princess Celestia got wind of this horrible outbreak of these invaders that called themselves "Bronies." She ordered a full attack to drive them out of their happy world.

The bronies retaliated with images that burned the eyes and their butthurt brains. Due to their lack of brain capacity, they tripped over their own fail into the same cliff and perished.

A duck with clothes and a blue sailor hat appeared and stated, "the time of ponies is over, the new age of Dolan begins."

Bronies plz.