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My Big Flare: Friendship is Epic (THE OLD STORY)

by Mega Sean 45

Chapter 8: Chapter 8: Brownie Madness

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Two days passed. Pinkie Pie was at SugarCube Corner making brownies.

She took the brownies out of the oven and sniffed them. "Hmm! Delicious! I want to try one!" she said to herself about to take a brownie.

Mr. Cakes slapped Pinkie's hand away and said; "Ah ah ah! No touchie! These are for the Bake Sale!"

Pinkie Pie gave Mr. Cakes an embarressing smile and gave out a little squee.

"This bake sale is going to be great!" cheered Mrs. Cakes. "The customers are going to be lining up for our new brownies!"

"And with our new secret ingredient, nothing can stop us!" cried Mr. Cakes.

"What is the secret ingredient?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"If we told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore, right?" said Mr. Cakes giving Pinkie a mischievious look.

"Right! How can I not know that!" Pinkie Pie said slapping herself on the head. Then she laughed.

"It's almost time to open!" cried Mrs. Cakes. "Everypony is going to love our brownies!"

Then as they were about to open, the Cake's babies started crying upstairs.

Mr. Cakes sighed and said, "Oh here we go!" his hoof covered his face. "C'mon honey, let's see what they want now."

"Pinkie dear?" Mrs. Cakes called Pinkie. Then Pinkie stood on her back hooves saluting it Mrs. Cakes like she was in the army.

"Yes ma'am, Mrs. Cakes ma'am!" said Pinkie.

"We have to try to cheer up the babies again. Can you look after everything until we get back?" Mrs. Cakes asked politely.

"You can count on me, Mrs. Cakes! Your favorite employee Pinkie Pie has it all under control!" cried Pinkie still saluting.

"Thank you dear! And make sure you don't eat anything." said Mrs. Cakes.

Pinkie Pie then guarded the all the sweets for 10 minutes. She marches back and fourth, making sure nothing happens to the baked goods. She looks closely at the brownies, and says; "I have my eye on you!" Her eyes get close to the brownies and stares at them. She walks back then pointed to her eyes and pointed to the brownies hinting she really has her eye on them. She walks back and fourth again, looking in every corner, making sure nopony pops out and ambushes her.

Pinkie Pie then hears a noise coming from the kitchen. "Uh oh!" she says to herself quietly. "I think somepony's in the kitchen. Better go check it out!" Pinkie Pie tip-toes to the kitchen, hiding under the table, behind chairs and plants, and eventually sneaks into the kitchen. Then she bursts out yelling, "FREEZE!" and aims her cake frosting squeezer at what she thought was a trespasser. There was nopony in the kitchen. "Hm?" she said to herself. "I could've sworn that there was..." Pinkie Pie paused and then screamed; "THR BROWNIES!"

Pinkie Pie runs into the main room and yells, "AH HA!" and then she shoots her frosting at the door thinking somepony was there, but nopony was around. Pinkie Pie continues guarding the brownies, aiming her cake frosting wherever she can find a trespasser. Whenever she hears the slightest noise, like a squeak on the floor, or a furniture item moving, she squirts cake frosting on it. The room's a mess now, but the food is alright.

"Hm. I guess I'm just over-reacting." Pinkie said to herself and giggled. "Nopony's going to come in here and steal the brownies..."

Rainbow Dash then appears and jumps on Pinkie, holding her down. "NOW SPIKE!" Rainbow Dash yelled.

Spike comes out and looks at the brownies. He runs to them and when he was just about to grab one. Pinkie throws Rainbow Dash outta the way and stops Spike. She jumps on him, holding him down. While Pinkie was holding Spike down, Rainbow takes Pinkie's frosting squeezer and aims it at Pinkie.

"You're finished!" Rainbow said to her, with an evil smile.

Pinkie gets nervous and starts shaking, then Pinkie smiles at Rainbow. Rainbow gets confused, then Pinkie takes out two smaller frosting squirters and starts shooting Rainbow with them. Rainbow's full of frosting. "NO! ALL THE SUGAR! IT BURNS!" she cried. Then she falls knocked-out on the floor.

"Victory is mine!" cried Pinkie.

Then one of Pinkie's squirters gets knocked out of her hand after water got squirted on it by something. "What the hay?" she said to herself. She looks at the door, she gasped. "YOU!" she said glaring at the a pony with a ninja outfit at the door. The ninja takes off his mask and it's revealed to be Flare.

"Mischievious face!" said Flare. "ALL YOUR BROWNIES ARE BELONG TO US!"

"You want the brownies? You'll have to go through me first!" cried Pinkie Pie.

Flare and Pinkie stared at eachother eye to eye, glaring at one another, gettng ready to fight.

Pinkie Pie took out her red frosting squeezer.

"Ooooh! A red squeezer! You're good! But are you good enough to defeat the awesome and leet Flare Gun?" taunted Flare.

"Oh you have no idea!" said Pinkie. "Because I also have blue!" Pinkie Pie takes out a blue frosting squeezer and aims it towards the ceiling.

"Time for Super Smash Ponies Brawl!" cried Flare. Him and Pinkie get into positions and kept glaring at eachother.

Spike took out his microphone and yelled; "3-2-1 FIGHT!"

Pinkie squeezes out frosting from her frosting squeezers and the frosting comes flying towards Flare. Flare jumps behind a table, knocks it over and dodges the frosting. Then Flare activates his horn and squirts water towards Pinkie. Pinkie hops behind another table and kicks it down, and hides behind it. Pinkie keeps squirting frosting at Flare and dodges Flare's water, Flare does the same thing. Each of them are clean still. Pinkie Pie jumps out in the open with her squirters up high. Flare then squirts the squeezers out of her hands.

"Hey no fair!" complained Pinkie. "I was holding those squirters and they can get knocked out of my hand. Your horn however stays there forever!"

"Who said life was fair? Welcome to Ponyville, sister!" Flare taunted. "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!" Flare started to activate his horn and was about to squirt Pinkie, but then only a few drops of water came out of his horn. "SHOOT! Out of ammo!"

Pinkie then took one of her frosting squirters that were knocked out of her hand, and she squirted Flare with one. "Noooooooooooooo!" cried Flare very slowly. Then after the frosting hit him, he slowly fell on the floor. "Oh, what she saaaaaay? Oh that you only meant when, but of course you did. Oooh what you saaaaaaaay? That it's all for the best!" Flare sang as he slowly fell, then he eventually landed on the floor knocked-out.

"YAY! I WIN, I WIN, I WIN!" cried Pinkie, dancing and hoping around.

Flare got up and said, "Great job, girlfriend! You're pretty good at this game! Winkey face."

"Yeah! The way you squirted Flare and how he fell over was AWESOME!" cried Rainbow Dash.

"Thanks! Since I was bored while I was guarding the brownies, I really needed something to do, so I called you guys, and we played this game! IT WAS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FUN!" cried Pinkie jumping up and down.

"Alright Pinkie, you don't need to repeat yourself, we all know what we did." Rainbow Dash said with a smile as she put her hoof on Pinkie's shoulder.

Mrs. Cakes and Mr. Cakes came down the stairs in shock. They gasped after they saw the mess. "What happened here?" cried Mrs. Cakes.

"Oh, yeah! There's a mess in here!" Flare answered.

"We know that. But why?" asked Mr. Cakes.

"Sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Cakes. I was so bored in guarding the brownies that I wanted to guard them while in action... and fun!" said Pinkie with a smile.

"You guys should've been here! It was an EPIC battle!" cried Rainbow Dash.

"Well in that case, you four are not having any brownies until you clean this place up!" ordered Mrs. Cakes handing each of them some cleaning supplies.

"oh c'mon! I just got out of Twilight's house to avoid doing chores, and I just come over here to do some anyway!" complained Spike.

"Looks like you're going to be doing double-chores by the time this day is over." Rainbow Dash teased Spike and laughed.

"We're going to be having the sale, and if there's anymore, if you do good, we'll give you some." said Mr. Cakes.

"Sigh. Well... it was worth it right?" asked Flare. "I mean, this mess doesn't look so bad!" Then they see the room and it's full of frosting and water everywhere.

Hours went by, and they were just finished cleaning the room.

"There we go, good as new!" said Pinkie Pie with a smile.

"FINALLY!" cried Rainbow Dash. "I'm really in the mood for some brownies right now!"

"I'm with Rainbow Dash!" said Spike.

Each of them ran outside to get some brownies, but then they saw some ponies in biohazard suits, using tongs to take each of the brownies in a biohazard containor.

"What's going on here?" asked Rainbow Dash in concern.

"We had a bit of a problem with these brownies. It seems they were hazardous brownies." said a pony in a suit.

"Surprise face! Hazardous brownies?" asked Flare.

"What were in those brownies?" asked Spike.

"Normal brownie ingredients, we don't understand." answered one of the suited ponies.

"What happened to Mr. and Mrs. Cakes?" asked Pinkie Pie in worry.

"They went to the hospital to see what's going on with the sick patients." answered one of the suited ponies.

"Oh no!" cried Pinkie Pie.

Each of the ponies ran to the hospital, but Spike stayed behind to ask the suited ponies a question, "Are those poisonous to dragons?" he asked. Then Rainbow Dash flew back, picked up Spike and took him to the hospital along with them. After they reached the hospital, it was full of sick ponies. The hospital was nearly packed! It was full of ill ponies with buckets. They were all moaning and groaning and had green faces.

"Holy Wizard of Hope!" cried Flare.

"Hey, Flare? Are you going to tell us who those Wizards are yet?" asked Spike.

"Not now, brah! We have an emergancy situation here!" said Flare in worry.

"Mr. and Mrs. Cakes!" cried Pinkie Pie as she runs to them.

"Oh dear, Pinkie! This is not good! We're on the verge of a lawsuit!" said Mrs. Cakes in worry.

"Yes, it seems our brownies were poisoned!" said Mr. Cakes.

Pinkie, Rainbow, Flare and Spike were in shock. "Poisoned?" Pinkie Pie repeated.

"It's not deadly is it?" asked Spike.

"No, it's not deadly." said Mr. Cakes.

"Phew, that's good." said Spike in relief.

"But it can cause disabilities, loss of memories, not able to walk anymore, loss of strength, loss of flying, loss of unicorn powers, and maybe even blindness." Mr. Cakes explained.

"That's not good! This is totally going to ruin stuff for the future of Ponyville; like Winter Wrap-Up and other types of events that would need a whole town's help to do." said Rainbow Dash.

"That's not the worse part though." said Mr. Cakes sadly.

Spike walks over to the beds and uncover one of them and reveals Rarity. Spike became in shock. "RARITY!" Then Spike uncovers another bed, "TWILIGHT!"

Flare walks over to the third bed and uncovers it. "SURPRISE FACE! FLUTTERSHY!"

And Rainbow Dash uncovers the forth bed, and guess who it is? "APPLEJACK!"

"Oh no! This can't be good!" said Pinkie Pie, then she started to cry. She runs over to the doctor. "DOCTOR? IS THERE A WAY TO CURE THIS SICKNESS?"

"My dear child, I have no idea. None of us do." said the doctor sadly.

"I totally lost my sense of humor." said Flare. "I uncovered some more beds, and I found Lyra, Bon Bon, and Ditzy all out-cold! And I'm not even going to joke around by saying that they're cold, I mean they're like in a deep sleep!" Then Flare started to giggle a bit. Then he slapped himself. "NO! DON'T LOL! THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER! But Flare, it's funny! NO! YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL POISONED!" Flare just kept arguing to himself. "But Flare, it's unpossible to lose your sense of humor. I SAID NO! YES! NO! YES! NO! OH YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME PAL? BRING IT ON WEAKLING!" Then Flare started beating himself up. "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? OBI-WAN NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FATHER!"

Rainbow Dash held his hooves to stop him from hitting himself. "Alright, Flare. Calm down. We know you can't help it." she said to him.

"We need to find a cure somehow." said Pinkie Pie. Then she ran to the past out Twilight. "Twilight? How do we find a cure?" she asked her.

Twilight didn't move or say anything, but she did droll a bit.

"Yeah, that's right! Good idea, Twilight!" Pinkie smiled and said. Then she started hopping to the exit.

"What?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"She said go to Zecora!" Pinkie Pie said hopping out the door.

"Does she understand droll language?" asked Spike.

So they all went to Zecora's shack in the forest. They talked a bit and made a research brew in her pot. She places a poison brownie inside the pot, then smoke comes out. Zecora sniffs the smoke.

"Hm, just as I thought. These brownies have poison. A mixture of cavaleaves, green apples, and berries of boison." she said. "For all these mixtures to come together in something sweet, it'll give you disabilities after you eat."

"So these brownies had the mixture of cavaleaves, green apples, and boisonberry?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"Not boison berry, berries of boison. There's a different between the two, one can create poison." said Zecora.

"Well says the zebra that keeps rhyming. I wonder if we can find a cure in good timing. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!" teased Flare.

"The cure you seek is in a cave. It'll give you the item that you can use to save." said Zecora. "The item is not an ingredent, but a grail. It has jewls, it's gold, and all who seeked it, has fail."

"Hmph! Easy squeezy! There is nothing the great Rainbow Dash can't handle!" said Rainbow Dash.

"Do not underestimate this quest. You must listen to me, for the best." said Zecora.

"Sure, let's ask the poet zebra for information. Maybe after this I can go on vacation! ROFL!" teased Flare.

"The cave you seek is in the mountains beyond this jungle, the mountains has lots of earthquakes, and it makes it rumble!" said Zecora.
"The entrance to the cave is on top of that peak. And there are traps on the way to the item you seek. Unavoidable, those traps maybe, but if you look around than avoid it, you can see."

"So what's a cup gonna do that's gonna cure these ponies?" asked Spike.

"I have a recipe that can cure this ill. Red apples, spinach leaves, and pickles of dill." said Zecora. "The cup has magical powers that makes this cure work. Now go to the mountain, where you can lerk. Meet me at the hospital once you have the grail. Please, oh please, don't fail!"

"Don't worry Zecora, we'll bring back the grail, and cure all the ponies in Ponyville that's infected." promised Pinkie Pie.

"Well, c'mon guys! Times a wasting!" said Rainbow Dash.

"See ya around Zecora, it's time to say bye-bye! How about coming down to my shop to have some pizza pie? LOL! This rhyming thing is fun!" said Flare.

And so the three ponies and the dragon walk on over to the mountain on the other side of the Everfree Forest.

"LOL! Hey guys, what would you rather be stuck with? Scootaloo while falling from the sky, or Zecora talking about her life?" asked Flare.

"Flare we don't have time for this! There are lives at stake here!" said Rainbow Dash.

"How would you like your stake? Medium rare? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!" teased Flare, then he laughed.

"WHAT?" cried Rainbow Dash.

"Aw, c'mon guys! Don't be that way! Let's be happy and find the grail so we can cure everypony in town and we'll all live happily ever after!" Pinkie Pie said while hoping.

"Yeah, Rainbow Dash! Mischievious face." teased Flare.

Spike was looking around the Everfree Forest. "Wow, this place is really scarey!" he said. Then he screamed after he saw a tree with an evil face. Then he jumped behind Rainbow Dash's mare and hid behind her. Rainbow Dash glared at him and rejected him from her back.

While they were walking, Pinkie Pie was still hoping and started to sing a remix laughing at the ghost song she sang at the first episode. "La-la-la-la-la-la! Oh while I was making brownies, everypony became iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill! But now we're gonna save them all and we'll forfiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill! Our destiny as heroes, of all time! And we're gonna find the grail, and they'll be all fiiiiiiiine!"

"LOL! You call that a song?" teased Flare. Then he started to sing a song. "Weeeeeee are the champions, my frieeeeeeeends! And we'll keep on fighting, to the eeeeend! We are the champions! We are the champions! No time for looooosers, 'cause we are the champions... OF THE WOOOOOOOOORLD!"
After that last part Flare sang, it was so loud, it echoed and birds were flying away. Then they heard a roar.

They all gasped after they heard that roar.

"Surprise face!" cried Flare.

"Way to go Flare!" said Rainbow Dash sarcasticly.

Then a group of ligers showed up. Half-lion, half-tiger.

"Hi there! I'm Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie Pie said to the ligers with a smile. "Sorry about the noise, I promise it won't happen again! Can we be friends?"

The ligers kept on roaring at them, and they were surrounding them, walking around in a circle.

"C'mon! You want a piece of me?" cried Rainbow Dash with her hooves up.

Spike grabbed on Flare's front left leg and was shaking.

Flare just stood there sleeping. Then he woke up in shock. "Huh? What? Oh right." he said, then he started shaking. "Holy Wizard of Hope! What are these beasts?"

"Ligers! Half-lion, half-tiger! And they look hungry!" said Spike in fear, still shaking on Flare's leg.

"I relize you might be a little angry, but just a little smile will make all your anger go away!" said Pinkie Pie. "So c'mon, smile! It'll make you feel better!"

The ligers just kept circling them and growling. Then they started to pounce on them. But Flare screamed like a little girl and put his hooves on his eyes. Then his horn activated and it created a bubble shield around them. The ligers that pounced bounced off the shield and fell. A liger then came up to the shield and touched it, but couldn't get through. The liger growled and pointed at the ponies with it's sharp nail, and they walked away angery.

"WOW!" cried Pinkie Pie. "That was amazing, Flare!"

"Yeah, Flare that was awesome! I didn't know you can create a shield with your horn!" said Rainbow Dash.

"I didn't know either." said Flare. Then the shield disappeared after his horn deactivated. "Must be a new power or something. I-D-K. Twilight trains me in the unicorn arts."

"Wow! I thought we were dead meat for sure!" said Spike in relief.

"Well, we're still alive meat it seems!" cheered Pinkie Pie. "Let's go!" then Pinkie Pie started hoping, and the others followed her, walking style.

They walked for hours. Spike was tired on the way, so he went on Flare's back. Then Flare got tired, and they're both on Rainbow Dash's back. Pinkie Pie was still hoping and smiling, and Rainbow Dash were still carrying a past out Spike and Flare on her back. She was struggling and sweating. Then she eventually fell.

"Hey, why you guys stopping?" asked Pinkie Pie. "We still need to get to the mountain! I'm still full of energy!"

"You eat too much sugar, Pinkie." said Rainbow Dash, lying on the ground along with a past out Spike and Flare. Rainbow Dash took Flare's foot off her head and got up. "I think it's time we made camp."

"Oooooh! I love camping!" said Pinkie Pie, smiling and hoping in place.

"How about you get some firewood, and I'll find shelter?" suggested Rainbow Dash.

"Okie-dokey!" said Pinkie, then she hopped away. Rainbow Dash tried walking, but she twisted her ankle.

"OW!" cried Rainbow Dash, holding her back left ankle. "I was walking so much today, that I..." then Rainbow paused and slapped her head. "I am so stupid! I have wings!" Then she started flying, but then her right wing cramped. "OW! CRAMP!" Then she fell down on her back.

"GREAT! Looks like I'm stuck here then." said Rainbow. Then she sighed. "Well, at least it's not raining." Then it started thundering and lightning, then hail came down from the sky. "Aw, c'mon! Hail? Are you kidding me?" she cried. "PINKIE? A LITTLE HELP PLEASE?"

Time went by. And the four of them were at a cave, while it was hailing, raining, and thundering outside. They were sitting down inside the cave, next to a fire they made, and Flare was saying a scary story.

"...and then when they were in the kitchen one of the guy's were saying: 'LOOK OUT! There's a ghost behind you!' And then guess what happened next?" asked Flare telling the story. "Guys, you have to guess!"

Pinkie Pie was shaking, and Rainbow Dash and Spike weren't scared, then Spike yawned.

"Guys, you have to guess!" ordered Flare.

"Just put an end to this awful story!" cried Rainbow Dash.

Then Flare stood up on his hind legs with his arms out. "And the guy turned around, and there was a ghost floating there the whole entire time!" said Flare.

Then Pinkie Pie screamed. Rainbow Dash and Spike just gave him a look.

"THE END! Or is it?" said Flare ending the story. "For now. Or is it? Then a skeleton popped out! THE END! Or is it?"

"You call that a scary story?" asked Spike.

"I got a better scary story for you." said Rainbow Dash. "Once upon a time, there was a pony that sucked so much at telling scary stories, that his friends were bored outta their lives and wanted to punch that pony in the face!"

Flare gave Rainbow Dash a look. "Scary story isn't scary, sister. I am disappointed." he said to her.

"Yeah, Rainbow Dash! You just told a story that made noooooooo sense at all!" said Pinkie Pie.

"Fine, I got a real scary story for you, Flare!" said Spike.

"I'm listening, brah!" said Flare.

"Once upon a time, there was a pony who bought a MAC!" said Spike with a mischievious face.

"Surprise face!" cried Flare. "Then what?"

"Then he had no money for internet!" said Spike.

"HOLY WIZARD OF FEELINGS! NO!" cried Flare.

"But eventually he did." said Spike.

"Phew! That was a close call." said Flare. "For a second there, I thought..."

"But it was dial-up!" said Spike.

"GASP!" cried Flare. "This story is so scary!"

"So he noticed it was a junky computer, so he bought a PC." said Spike.

"Yay!" cried Flare. "PC beats MAC by a long shot!"

"But it was Windows 98!" said Spike.

"AAAAH!" yelled Flare, shaking, covering his eyes. "This is so scary! Please stop!"

"But then he upgraded to Windows XP." said Spike.

"Oh that's good! Windows XP, Vista, and 7 are awesome!" said Flare as he was calming down.

"Then he bought every single video game that can be played on the PC!" said Spike.

"Wow! What a story, bro!" said Flare. "So much twists and turns! You'll never know what to expect next!"

"EXCEPT GRAND THEFT AUTO!" cried Spike.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Flare running away outside really fast.

"WHOA!" cried Pinkie Pie. "I don't get it."

"How would you know he'd react to that?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Trust me, I hung with Flare since the first time he moved to town. I know what he likes and doesn't like." said Spike. "And if you look at his cutie mark, you'd know that he'd react to something that has to do with computers."

"That was awesome!" said Rainbow Dash holding her hoof out. Spike punched her hoof giving a bro-hoof.

The next morning came. The sun was shinning. Rainbow Dash yawns, stretches, and walks outside. She sniffs the air, and exhales. "What a beautiful day!" she said to herself.

Then Pinkie Pie tramples her and runs outside. "C'mon, guys! The ponies in Ponyville are depending on us! Let's go!" she cried and hopped away.

Rainbow Dash tries to get up, but then gets trampled by Flare as he walks outside. He holds his stomach and says, "Ooooh! I am sooo hungry! I skipped dinner last night. I need a big breakfast! I need a grand slam from Denny's!"

Spike walks outside and tramples Rainbow Dash on the way out. "I wonder if the cave would have jewls in it." he said.

Hours went by, and they made it to the mountain.

"Yay! We made it!" cheered Pinkie Pie. "Now all we need to do is get to the top!"

"I dunno 'bout you guys, but I'm outta here!" said Rainbow Dash. Then she takes her wings out and starts flying on top. The wind blows and pushes her down.

"I guess we're walking." said Flare. "Looks like there's a path over there that leads to the top. Try not to make any loud noises, kay? Kay, guys? Kay? Kay, guys? Kay?"

"Alright we get it! Let's go!" said Rainbow Dash, then they started walking up the cliff path to the top of the mountain.
Time went by, and they were still walking up the cliff path. "Wow! This is steep!" said Spike.

"Yeah, no kidding! I can't use my wings!" complained Rainbow Dash.

"C'mon! Turn that frown upside down, sister!" said Pinkie Pie. "Before you know it, we'll have the grail, and we'll be outta here faster than you can say 'Cupcakes'!"

A few more hours went by, and they were still walking up the mountain.

"Pinkie, I've been saying 'Cupcakes' for four hours! Are we at the top yet?" asked Spike.

"I'm still hungry. I'm so hungry I can eat a horse!" said Flare, drolling.

Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash look at Flare and they step 10 feet away from him.

"It's a figure of speech." said Flare. "And B-T-W, we're ponies, not horses. Remember?"

So they started walking again, but after a few seconds, Flare said; "LOL remember guys?"

Then after a while, Pinkie Pie started singing again. "We'll be coming around the mountain when we come! We'll be coming around the mountain when we come! We'll be coming around the mountain, we'll be coming around the mountain, we'll be coming around the mountain when we come! We'll be getting the goblet and return home when we come! We'll be getting the goblet and return home when we come! We'll be getting the goblet, we'll be getting the goblet..."

"How about quit it with the song before before I push you off the edge!" Rainbow Dash sang to her in an angry tone.

"Ooo! Good one!" said Pinkie Pie, then she started singing again. "Quit it with the song before I punch your face!"

Rainbow Dash then facehooved herself and sighed.

Then they finally made it to the top of the mountain, and are in front of the cave. They looked at eachother, then Spike gulped.

"Well time's wasting! Let's go!" said Pinkie Pie, smiling and hopping into the cave.

"Wait!" cried Flare, running to Pinkie and holding her shoulder. "I think I should lead. I have a light source, and a way to path us back to the entrance."

"Oh, like a game of follow the leader right?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"Affermative!" said Flare.

"Then go on ahead!" said Pinkie, then she started to sing again. "We're following the leader, the leader, the leader, we're following the leader, wherever we may go!"

Then we were walking inside the cave. Every couple of yards they walked, Flare launched one of his flares outta his horn and it landed on the ground, using them as a light source, and a path back to the entrance so they don't get lost. Pinkie Pie was hoping and smiling still, Rainbow Dash just walked and looked around, and so was Spike, but he was shaking.

A little while later, they were walking in mud. "Ewwww!" said Rainbow Dash. Spike jumped on Flare's back so he doesn't have to step in it.

Pinkie Pie giggled and said, "This mud feels funny! Really!"

"Ugh! I got mud all over my hooves! It's too tight in here to fly. And Flare is lucky to have those shoes on!" complained Rainbow Dash.

"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! You see, that's why I wear shoes. So I don't have to step in anything dirty." said Flare. "I'm surprised Rarity doesn't wear any shoes."
"Hee hee! This mud tickles!" said Pinkie then she giggled and jumped. Some of the mud went on Rainbow Dash.

"Will you stop jumping? You're getting mud all over me!" said Rainbow Dash.

Then they finally went to the other side of the mud puddle.

"Ugh! Look at me!" cried Rainbow Dash.

"Alright we're looking." said Spike and giggled. Rainbow Dash took some of the mud off her and threw some at Spike's face, and he stops laughing.
Then Rainbow Dash laughs.

Then Flare squirts water out of his horn on Rainbow Dash and Spike, cleaning them.

"Happy face, now?" asked Flare.

They continued walking. They avoided some traps along the way. There were spike traps, pie traps, and dart traps. Flare was hit by the spike trap, but it was on his tail. Pinkie Pie was hit by the pie trap, and Rainbow Dash was hit by the dart trap and became peralized. So Flare was carrying Rainbow Dash, then they finally made it to the chamber where the grail is.

"There it is!" said Pinkie Pie. "It's the grail! Let's get it!"

"Wait!" said Flare. "It could be a trap. I have this bag of rocks. We've all seen Indiana Jones right?"

"Indiwhoa Jones?" asked Pinkie Pie.

Flare walked up to the grail, put his hooves around the grail, making sure there are no laser traps. Then he quickly snatches the grail and lays the rocks there. He took shelter, but the trap wasn't triggered. They have the grail.

"Yes! I got the grail! Now we can leave! Great job, brahs! Let's get outta here!" said Flare.

"Awesome job, dude!" said Spike. Then they walked outta the room. Pinkie paused though, she looked at the bag of rocks, she walked over to them and picked up them and walked back to the others.

"Oh, Flare! You forgot your rocks!" she said, holding the bag of rocks.

"PINKIE?" cried Flare. "I left those there on purpose! So the trap wouldn't trigger! That was the reason I had them in the first place!"

"Oh." said Pinkie. Then she smiled. "Well in that case, we should run!"

The mountain started to quake. And rocks and debris were falling everywhere. The four of them started to running out of the mountain. Rainbow Dash was still paralized on Flare's back.

"OW! Ow! You know, I'm taking all the damage up here! What am I, a meat-shield?" complained Rainbow Dash.

They all avoided the traps, except for Rainbow Dash, who keeps getting hit by darts and pies. They eventaully made it out of the cave. But then rocks were sliding off the cliffside of the mountain.

"We'll never make it off in time!" cried Spike.

Rainbow Dash moved her foot. "Hey, I can move!" cried Rainbow Dash. "Hang on! I'm getting us outta here!"

Flare grabbed Rainbow Dash's legs, then she started to fly. Pinkie Pie took Flare's legs, and Spike took Pinkie's legs. They all started flying away, then the mountain collapsed, and the whole area became smokey.

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!" cried Rainbow Dash. "We did it! We made it!"

They all started cheering.

"I wonder why we didn't do this, going to the mountain. We could've saved more time!" said Spike. Then they all flew back to Ponyville with Rainbow Dash's help.

Rainbow Dash dropped them all off at the hospital, then she fell down and gasped for air.

"You guys... go on... ahead... I'll rest here... for a bit." said Rainbow Dash. Then Pinkie, Spike, and Flare ran inside the hospital where they met Zecora, and Mr. and Mrs. Cakes.

"Did you guys get the cup?" asked Mr. Cakes.

"It's right here!" said Spike. He hands the grail to Zecora, and she puts it in her pot and takes some of her potion out of it. She gives the drink to Twilight who was still passed out in the bed. Zecora makes Twilight drink the potion, then she woke up.

"Huh? What? What happened?" asked Twilight. "Why can't I see outta one eye?"

"Twilight!" cried Spike. Then he hugged her.

"What happened?" asked Twilight.

"Poisoned from the brownies, you were. But thanks to Flare, Pinkie, Dash, and Spike, they found a cure!" said Zecora. "The blindness is only temporary. But somepony needs to throw all these brownies away!"

"We'll take them from here!" said a pony in a toxic suit.

After a couple of hours, all the ponies that were poisoned were cured, and only had temporary reactions when they woke up, but they'll be okay soon.

"Thank you very much, guys!" said Twilight. "You really saved us all!"

"Ya sure did, sugar cubes! Thanks to you the town is clean, and everypony is safe!" said AppleJack.

"You're all our heroes!" said Rarity giving each of them a hug. Spike blushed.

"One things for sure, I'm never having brownies again!" said Fluttershy.

"We were awesome, weren't we?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Hey, everypony. Sorry about the brownies. We'll make it up to you all!" said Mr. Cakes.

"We just didn't know cavaleaves, green apples, and boisonberries together would create something poisonous." said Mrs. Cakes.

"Boisonberries they were not. It was berries of boison that made the brownies rot." said Zecora.

"Yeah, there is a difference between boisonberries and berries of boison." said Twilight.

"Howdy, partners!" said a pony in a orange hard hat, and a red shirt, with overalls.

"Red Engineer! Wussup, brah?" asked Flare.

"Nothin much, partner." said Red Engineer. "Hey guess, what? I got some news to share!"

"Oh really? What was it?" asked Flare.

"Ah just bought a new computer! It was a MAC, ah got dial-up internet connection, and ah bought every single video game that can be played on it! Except for Grand Theft Auto though." said Red Engineer.

Flare became in shock, then he screamed. "!"

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