Over at Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie and Psyche were playing checkers, while Aquatic Armor was there watching them.

"King me!" cried Pinkie.

"You haven't even made your first move yet, Pinkie." said Psyche.

Pinkie giggled. "Of course I haven't silly!" she said. "I'm just practicing for when I do have king me!"

"I'm getting bored, can we play a 3-player game?" asked Aqua.

"Pinkie said she wanted to play checkers." said Psyche.

"I know! How about we play hop on Aquatic Armor game?" asked Pinkie as she jumps on top of Aqua and starts laughing.

"Hey, hey! What are you doing?" cried Aqua.

Psyche walks over to Pinkie and takes her off Aqua. "Ah this feels like the day we met, Pinkie." said Psyche. "Remember at that wedding when you jumped on Aqua, then I tried to help him out by taking you off him?"

"Of course I have, you silly Psyche you!" said Pinkie hoping on him. Psyche, Pinkie, and Aqua started laughing.

Eventually, Flare came inside Sugarcube Corner. "Sup brahs?" he said.

"FLARE!" cried Pinkie. She hoped off Psyche and hoped on Flare.

"Looks like somepony has an inner Tigger! Lion face." said Flare.

Pinkie giggled. "What's a Tigger?" she asked.

"What took you Flare?" asked Aqua. "I thought you were suppose to come here a half hour ago?"

"Yeah I know. But Fluttershy wanted me to have lunch with her." said Flare.

"Aw that's so sweet!" said Pinkie. "I think she likes you!"

"Duh! Of course she likes me!" said Flare. "She likes everypony who's nice to you."

"No, I mean 'likes likes'." said Pinkie with a smirk.

"Really? I kinda figured that." said Flare. "She always invites me over, she always hugs me, and she always comes over to hang with me, and see my fish."

"Yeah Fluttershy's totally crushing on you dude!" said Aqua.

"You think so?" asked Flare. "Wow. I should ask her out then."

"You two would make a great couple!" said Pinkie.

"Hang on sister. I'll think about it." said Flare.

"Are you done thinking about it yet?" asked Pinkie.

"Not yet." said Flare.

"How about now?" asked Pinkie.

"Pinks, I'm not gonna think about it right away. Gimmie a sec." said Flare.

"Okay a second's up! "said Pinkie.

"LOL! Who else but Pinkie?" said Flare shaking his head. Psyche helped Flare up.

"So how you feeling, dude?" asked Psyche.

"Not bad, not bad." said Flare. "What are you guys playing?"

"Checkers." said Psyche.

"Oh I love Checkers! They have the best fries!" said Flare.

"No, not the fast food joint, the game." said Psyche.

"Oh really? Who's winning?" asked Flare.

"I am!" cried Pinkie.

"We didn't even start yet." said Psyche.

"Oh really?" said Flare. "Cause it looks like you lost the game. ROFL!"

"What?" said Psyche. He looked back and saw Pinkie taking out all the red pieces.

"Yay, I win!" cried Pinkie.

"You cheated you cheater!" cried Psyche.

"You weren't even playing, remember?" asked Pinkie.

"LOL remember Psyche?" Flare teased.

"Okay now let's play a 4-player game." said Aqua.

"Oh I know what we should play!" cried Pinkie, bouncing around.

"What did you have in mind?" asked Aqua.

"Family Feud!" cried Pinkie.

"Oh yeah, I remember that game." said Psyche. "Pinkie's family was versing Twilight's family. Pinkie's family won at the last second."

"Yeah, but it's a family game. Pinkie's family against another family." said Aqua.

"Yeah Pinkie, you have another shot at 1,000 bits!" said Flare. "You should call up your family, and start making episode two of Family Feud!"

"Okkie dokey lokey!" said Pinkie, hoping to the kitchen.

"But which family will be versing Pinkie's family?" asked Aqua.

The next day went by, and everything was all set up on the stage in Town square. Everypony in the audience was waiting for the show to start.

"Everything ready dude?" asked Spike.

"Everything's ready as spaghetti! Let's get this party started! For great justice!" cried Flare.

"Coming live in 5... 4... 3... 2..." said Bon Bon at the camera.

Spike started the opening of the show. "Live from Ponyville Equestria, we have the Pie family! Pinkie, Blinkie, Inkie, Clyde, and Sue! Playing against the Apple family! AppleJack, Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, Braeburn, and Apple Bloom! All competeing to answer questions to win 1,000 bits and a coupon book for Flare's Pizza Parlor, because it's time to plaaaaaay Family Feud!" Everypony started cheering. "And here's the star of our show, he was called a child and started acting like one, Mr. Flaaaaare Gun!" Flare walked out in the middle of the stage with the Pie family on his left, and the Apple family on his right.

"Sup brahs? Welcome to Family Feud! It's great to be back for another episode!" he cried, then everypony started cheering. "Alright we have our returning champs, the Pie family!" Flare walked over to Pinkie and shook her hoof. "Welcome back Pinkie, welcome back!"

"Thanks Flarey!" said Pinkie.

"Re-introduce me to your family." said Flare.

"You know them already silly!" said Pinkie. Everypony in the audience started laughing.

"I know them, but do all the audience knows them?" asked Flare. "Please introduce the world your family."

"Well this is my sister Blinkie, my sister Inkie, my daddy Clyde, and my mom Sue!" said Pinkie.

"Alright, leet! Leet!" said Flare. "And they're playing against the Apple family!" Flare walks over to AppleJack, shaking her hoof. "Great to have you on the show AppleJack!"

"Ah've always wanted to try out one of dem fancy gameshows!" said AppleJack.

"Please introduce me to your family." said Flare.

"This is mah bro Big Macintosh." said AppleJack.

"Eeeyup." said Big Mac.

"Mah Granny Smith, mah cousin Braeburn, and mah sister Apple Bloom!" said AppleJack.

"Alright! Alright!" said Flare. "Looks like we have two worthy contestents! Let's play the Feud, baby! Happy face!" Everypony started cheering. "Give me Pinkie, give me AJ!" Pinkie Pie started hoping in the middle towards Flare, and AppleJack came too, and they shook hooves. "Alright we have the top 5 answers on the bored. Name a kingdom that's not Equestria." Pinkie pressed the buzzard first.

"Candy kingdom!" cried Pinkie.

"Candy Kingdom is a theme park, Pinks." said Flare. "I'll give you another shot. Winkey face."

"How about the kingdom where the griffins hang out in?" asked Pinkie.

"The Griffin Kingdom? Okay, let's see." said Flare. "Show me Griffin Kingdom!" Griffin Kingdom was the number 3 answer that had a total of 14 points. "Alright AJ, if you get a better answer, your family will get to go." he said.

"Prance." said AppleJack.

"Show me Prance!" said Flare. Prance was the number 4 answer with a total of 9 points. "Alright Pinks you wanna play or give?"

"We'll play!" said Pinkie, hoping back to her family.

"They're gonna play!" cried Flare, following her.

"Hey Blinkie!" said Flare.

"Hey Flare!" said Blinkie.

"How you feeling?" asked Flare.

"Feeling alright, how about you?" asked Blinkie.

"Great, great!" said Flare. "Name a kingdom that's not Equestria."

"The Mermaid Kingdom!" said Blinkie.

"Show me Mermaid Kingdom!" said Flare. The board buzzed. "Nope, sorry. Alright Inkie good to see you, sister! Name me a kingdom that's not Equestria."

"The Crystal Kingdom." said Inkie.

"Show me the Crystal Kingdom!" said Flare. It was the number 1 answer with 23 points. "Alright Mr. Pie, gimmie your best shot!"

"The Seapony kingdom." said Clyde.

"Show me the seapony kingdom!" said Flare. The buzzard went off. "Alright Mrs. Pie you have two more answers left on the board. If you get the next one you're still alive, if not the Apple family gets a chance to steal!"

"Umm... Fittli?" Sue answered.

"Hey I have ancestors that were from there!" said Flare. "Show me Fittli!" The buzzard went off. Flare went over to the Apple family. "Alright Mac, the Pie family got three answers revealed. You only need one to steal their points, and you get one chance. Capieesh?"

"Eeyup." said Big Mac.

"Name a kingdom that's not Equestria." said Flare.

"Finland." said Big Mac.

"Finland, the fishie kingdom! You guys sure know alot of sea kingdoms!" said Flare. "Finland!"' The buzzard went off and the Pie family has a total of 46 points. The Pie family was cheering. "What's number 2?" Number 2 was revealed to be the Changeling kingdom.

"The Changeling Kingdom." everypony said.

"And what's number 5?" asked Flare. Number 5 was revealed to be Germaney.

"Germaney!" everypony said.

"Alright so the Pie family has a total of 46 points! Gimmie Blinkie, gimmie Big Mac!" said Flare. Blinkie and Big Macintosh walked to the middle with Flare and shook hooves. "Alright we have six answers on the bored. Name an Equestria hoofball team." Big Mac pressed the buzzard first. "The Quater pounder with cheese! Oh wait, I mean Big Mac!"

"The Ponyville Badgers." said Big Mac.

"Of course that's gonna be the number one answer. But I don't know, they don't tell me anything, I'm just the host." said Flare. "The Ponyville Badgers!" The Ponyville Badgers was the number one answer with 26 points. "And I was right! Of course I'm right, I'm smart! LOL! Gonna play or let them have it?"

"We gonna play." said Big Mac, trotting back to his family. Flare follows him.

"Alright Granny Smith, name an Equestria hoofball team." said Flare.

"Wh-what was that dear?" asked Granny Smith.

"Give me a name for an Equestria hoofball team!" Flare yelled.

"Ah'm sorry, c-can you repeat that?" asked Granny Smith.

"GIVE ME A NAME OF AN EQUESTRIA HOOFBALL TEAM!" Flare screamed.

"One more time deary?" asked Granny Smith.

"Angry face!" said Flare. Then he takes out a megaphone, and aims it torwards Granny Smith's ear. "GIVE ME A NAME OF AN EQUESTRIA HOOFBALL TEAM!" he yelled out in the megaphone, while Granny Smith's wrinkles and eyelids were flabbing in the wind of the sound from the megaphone.

"Alright, alright! Ah'm not deaf!" said Granny Smith. "Ah don't watch hoofball. But ah can tell ya'll the story of..." the buzzard went off before she could finish.

"Time's up. Thank Wizard of Hope!" Flare said to himself. "Braeburn! Nice to meet you!"

"Nace to meet ya'll as well, Flare Gun!" said Braeburn.

"What do ya'll do for a livin, partner?" asked Flare.

"Ah own an apple orchard in Appleloosa." said Braeburn.

"Must run in the family, huh? Kay, give me a name of an Equestria hoofball team." said Flare.

"The Apple Raiders." said Braeburn.

"Show me Apple Raiders!" said Flare. The buzzard went off.

"Hey Apple Bloom!" said Flare. "How's school?"

"Good." said Apple Bloom.

"Everything going well for the Crusaders?" asked Flare.

"Yes, sir're bob!" said Apple Bloom.

"Alright my friend, name me an Equestria hoofball team." said Flare.

"The Fillydelphia Eagles!" said Apple Bloom.

"So you watch hoofball, huh?" asked Flare.

"Yup!" said Apple Bloom.

"Show me Fillydelphia Eagles!" said Flare. It was the number six answer with a total of 9 points. "Wow Bloom! You're pretty smart!"

"Thanks Flare!" said Apple Bloom.

"Alright AJ, your turn!" said Flare.

"Gimmie all you got!" said AppleJack.

"Kay. All my stuff is in my trailer. Take whatever you want. Except my fish, and everything in the Lounge." teased Flare.

AJ laughed. "Ah meant ah'm ready for the question."

"LOL I knew that." said Flare. "Name me an Equestria hoofball team."

"Oh ah don't watch hoofball." said AppleJack.

"Me neither, sister." said Flare.

"But ah guess ah'll go with... the Canterlot Ravens." said AppleJack.

"Show me Canterlot Ravens!" said Flare. It was the number two answer with a total of 22 points.

"Cloudsdale Griffins!" Rainbow Dash cried out at the audience.

"Shhhh!" said Rarity, shutting her up.

"Alright Mac and Cheese! Gimmie another hoofball team!" said Flare.

"Umm... uhh... Nnnope. Got nothin." said Big Mac. The buzzard went off.

"Alright, no it's cool bro." said Flare. He walks over to the Pie family. "Alright Inkie, you just need to get one right in order to steal the points. Name an Equestria hoofball team."

"The Los Pegasuses." said Inkie.

"Alright, if Inkie got this right, the Pie's would steal the points. If not, the Apple's get it." said Flare. "Show me Los Pegasuses!" The buzzard went off, and the Apple family has a total of 57 points. The Apple's cheered and hugged eachother. "What's number three?"

"Cloudsdale Griffins!" everypony said when the answer was revealed.

"Told you!" Rainbow Dash shouted out.

"And what's number four?" asked Flare.

"Mareami Dolphins!" everypony said.

"And number five?" asked Flare.

"Manehatten Giants!" everypony said.

"We have the Pie family at 46 and the Apples at 57, but it's still anypony's game!" said Flare. "Don't change the channel to watch hoofball! We'll be right back after these messages!"

While the commerical break was going on, Flare was on his way to his dressing room, and saw the Apple family. "Hey guys! Enjoying the show?" he asked.

"Eeyup!" said Big Mac.

"Is that all you say?" asked Flare.

"Nnnope." said Big Mac.

"This is really fun, Flare!" said AppleJack. "Ah think we might win this!"

"Don't get your hopes up, AJ." said Flare. "The Pies won last time. They might still have it in them."

"Nuh uh!" said AppleJack. "Us Apples are smart ones. Especially ol Mac over here!"

"He's the smartest?" asked Flare. "All I hear him say is 'Eeyup', and 'Nnnope'."

"Oh trust us. Mah brother here is a big talker!" said Apple Bloom.

"Let's hear it." said Flare glaring at Big Mac. Big Mac started getting nervous.

"Flare, 2 minutes." said Lyra.

"Oh, I'm wasting time. B-R-B." said Flare. "But I have my eye on you Big Tic-Tac!" Flare walks to his dressing room.

"Ah, don't worry 'bout him, bro." said AppleJack.

"Yeah, Flare just doesn't know how smart this family is!" said Apple Bloom.

"Howdy AJ? What happens if we put paper towels in dem toilets and flush 'em?" asked Braeburn.

"We're doomed." said AppleJack giving herself a facehoof.

After a couple of minutes, the Apples, Pies, and Flare went back on stage and continued the show. Everypony cheered. "Welcome back to the Feud brahs and sisters! We have the Pies at 46 and the Apples at 57!" said Flare. "Gimmie Inkie, gimmie Granny Smith!"

Inkie went over to Flare, but Granny Smith stayed in place. Big Mac tapped on Smith's shoulder. "Huh, what?" she said.

"Go." said Big Mac. Smith slowly trotted over to Flare and Inkie. Inkie had her hoof out so she can shake her hoof.

"Yeah, that's yer hoof. Ah see it." said Granny Smith.

"Whatever." said Inkie.

"Alright, we have 5 answers on the bored. But this time, I'm doubling the points!" said Flare. "Name something Princess Celestia does." Inkie pressed the buzzard first. "Inkie."

"Runs Equestria." said Inkie.

"She runs around Equestria?" asked Flare. "I never seen Celestia run before, only walk, fly, and sometimes when she stands, she puts up one of her front legs, and it looks like it's on wrong." Inkie gave Flare a face. "Not one for a sense of humor, huh? Show me runs Equestria!" The number two answer was Runs / Rules Equestria, and is worth 18 points, but doubled to 36. "Alright Grandma Smith, you need the number one answer."

"Don't tell meh what to do ya little whipper snapper!" said Granny Smith.

"Uhh... name something Princess Delestia- I mean, Celestia does." said Flare.

"She runs Equestria." said Granny Smith.

"Yeah, Inkie said that already." said Flare.

"That's mah answer! Take it or leave it!" Granny Smith yelled.

"Uhhh... runs Equestria?" said Flare. Nothing happened on the bored.

"So? Is it right or wrong?" asked Granny Smith.

Flare was silent for a few seconds. "Uhh, Inkie? Would you like to play?" asked Flare.

"Yes, please." said Inkie. Inkie and Flare walked over to the other Pies.

"Alright Clyde, name something Princess Zelestia- I mean, Celestia does." said Flare.

"Ya need to work on that." said Clyde.

"I-K-R?" said Flare.

"What does that mean?" asked Clyde.

"I know right?" answered Flare.

"I know you know. I'm asking what it means." said Clyde.

"I know right?" said Flare.

"I KNOW YOU KNOW! I'M ASKING WHAT IT MEANS!" Clyde yelled. "Ouch. That was too loud. Bad for my throat."

"That's what it means! I know right?" said Flare.

"I KNOW... oh, that's what it means. Alright, sorry about that buddy." said Clyde.

"Yeah, you're not from Mareami like I am." said Flare. "Kay, name something the Princess Celestia does."

"Well, she does brush her mane, right?" asked Clyde.

"Show me brush her mane!" said Flare. The buzzard went off on the board. "Sue Pie. Name me something Celestia does."

"Well she does get mail and reads them, right?" asked Sue.

"That's true, but I usually send my princess mail to Luna." said Flare. "Show me reads mail!" It was the third answer on the board and worth 15 points but doubled to 30. "Kay kay. Pinkie your family only has one strike and you need only three more answers."

"Okkie dokey lokey!" said Pinkie.

"Praise the Wizards!" cried Flare. "Name something..."

"She attends to parties!" cried Pinkie.

"Attends to parties!" cried Flare. The buzzard went off on the board.

"Sorry Pinks." said Flare.

"It's okay, Flare!" said Pinkie.

"Good to have a happy member of this family. Unlike somepony." said Flare, looking at Inkie. Inkie stuck her tongue out at him. The audience laughs. "Blinkie, your family has two strikes, you need three more answers. If you get this right you're still alive, if not the Apples get to steal."

"She gives missions." said Blinkie.

"Show me gives missions!" said Flare. It was the number 4 answer, worth 13 but doubled to 26 points. "Your turn Inkie!"

"She... gives events?" said Inkie feeling confused.

"Show me gives events!" said Flare. The buzzard went off. "Kay Apple Bloom, this is your chance to steal, kay? You got this, kay? Kay?"

"Kay." said Apple Bloom.

"Name something that Celestia does." said Flare.

"She gives good advise." said Apple Bloom.

"Kay if you get this you've stolen the points, otherwise these points go to the Pies! Show me gives good advise!" The buzzard went off. The Pies started cheering as their points went to 138.. "What's number one?"

"Banish Ponies to the Moon!" everypony said.

"Really? Why haven't I thought of that? Lion face." said Flare. "Number 5!" The board didn't respond. Flare cleared his throat. "NUMBER FIVE!" The board still didn't respond. "Um brahs, is there a problem?" Spike ran out to Flare and gives him a message. Flare reads the message. "The number five answer was mole- OH! Oh that's terrible! Who said that? Who is making up rumors of one of our fair princesses? Huh? Banish to the moon... and that other thing. Really, what the hay? She's the co-ruler of Equestria, along side Luna! Show some respect dudes! Anywho, we have the Pies at 138, and the Apples at 57, but it's still anypony's game! We'll be right back after this break! Don't make rumors about Trollestia- I mean Celestia!"

Meanwhile backstage, Flare angerly walked over to his cast. "Angry face! What was that?!" he asked angerly.

"What was what?" asked Bon Bon.

"You know what's what!" said Flare. "How could you let these answers appear on the show?"

"I dunno, you didn't say a thing of them not be allowed on the show!" said Bon Bon.

"I didn't know of the answer was acceptable or not." said Lyra.

"You're darn right it's unacceptable! Celestia might be in rage right now!" said Flare.

"Oh I dunno. Celestia seems to be a calm princess. I don't think she'd pitch a fit." said Lyra.

Meanwhile at Canterlot castle, Celestia was screaming and throwing her stuff around. "HOW DARE THEY?!" Celestia yelled. A guard started knocking on her door.

"Your highness? Is everything okay?" asked the guard.

"Oh everything's fine dear, just find me a lawyer." said Celestia calmly. Then she made a rage look on her face.

Back at the set, the families and Flare went back to their spots, and everypony cheered. "We have the Pies at 138, and the Apples at 57, and I'm tripling the points!" said Flare. "Clyde, Braeburn, come on down!" Clyde and Braeburn went up to Flare and shook their hooves. "We have 4 answers on the board. Name a reason to earn your cutie mark." Braeburn pressed the buzzard first. "Braeburn."

"Job." said Braeburn.

"Show me job!" said Flare. It was the number two answer and worth 19 points, but tripled to 57. "Clyde? Can you find the number one answer?"

"I'd have to go with, hobby." said Clyde.

"Oh really? That's how I got mine! By playing on the computer. See? It's a computer mouse cutie mark!" said Flare. "Show me hobby!" It was the number one answer, worth 24, but tripled to 72. "Play or give?"

"We'll play." said Clyde.

"Of course! Duh!" said Flare. Clyde and Flare walk over to the Pies. "Sue, name a reason to earn your cutie mark."

"Skill." said Sue.

"Show me skill!" said Flare. It was the third answer, and worth 17 points, but tripled to 51.

The Apple family started getting nervous. "We're done! We're done fer!" said Braeburn.

"Don't give up yet!" said AppleJack. "We may still win!"

"Yeah tell that to the board." said Braeburn. "They have no strikes, and need one more answer! We're finished!"

"Hush now, Braeburn!" said AppleJack getting upset. "It's not over, until it's over! Now stop talkin like that, and let's play the game!"

Flare clears his throat. "Uh guys, are you finished talking?" asked Flare.

"Oh, sorry Flare." said AppleJack.

"Pinkie, name a reason to earn your cutie mark." said Flare.

"Partying, or making cupcakes!" cried Pinkie.

"You can only pick one, Pinks." said Flare.

"Partying!" cried Pinkie.

"Show me partying!" said Flare. The buzzard went off.

"Kay Blinkie? Your family only has one strike, and you need one more answer. Can you do this?" asked Flare.

"Of course I can!" said Blinkie.

"Leet! Name a reason to earn your cutie mark." said Flare.

"Um... training?" Blinkie guessed.

"Show me training!" cried Flare. The board buzzard. "Inkie, you only need one more to win the game, and you have two strikes. If you don't get..."

"I know what to do!" Inkie yelled. "My answer is because it makes you look cool."

"Oh nice reason!" said Flare. "Show me because it makes you look cool!" The board buzzed.

"Whatever, this game was starting to get stupid." said Inkie.

"Hey the Apples won't get this, I know it! This game is ours!" said Blinkie.

"Stop being a miss frowny pants, Inkie!" said Pinkie.

"Apple Bloom, this is your question. This is your time to shine! This is your time to show the world that the Apples are the champions of Family Feud! You just need one answer to steal the points from the Pies! Otherwise, they'll win by default. Name a reason to get your cutie mark." said Flare.

"Ah don't need to win this game, Flare!" said Apple Bloom. "Who cares if we don't win! It's just a game!" Apple Bloom climbs on the counter, and shouts to the world. "But one thing's for sure, the reason ah'll get mah cutie mark, is to stop being teased by those who are jealous by us blank flanks! The Cutie Mark Crusaders will someday get them, and I shall never give up!" Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were in the audience with tears of joy after what Apple Bloom just said.

"Cheers to you, fellow Crusader!" yelled Sweetie Belle.

"Yeah you tell them!" yelled Scootaloo.

"Wow Apple Bloom. That was beautiful! I think you made your answer." said Flare. "Show me to stop being teased!" It was the number 4 answer worth 5 points, but tripled to 15. The Apples stole 180 points from the Pies and their total was 237. The Apples cheered, because they knew they won the game. "And the Apple family wins!" Flare walks over to the Pies and shakes their hooves. "Thank you so much for playing! You guys did an awesome possum job!" he said.

"We had fun!" said Pinkie. Inkie refused to shake Flare's hoof.

"Don't touch me." said Inkie.

"Soar loser, huh? It's kay though." said Flare. "Kay kay, give me two Apples!" Braeburn throws two apples at Flare. "OW! I meant for the chance to win 1,000 bits, dum dum! But you guys did win 100 bits and a coupon book. Stick around, we'll be right back!"

After the commerical break, AppleJack was with Flare in the middle of the stage, getting ready to win 1,000 bits. "Welcome back to Family Feud! The Apple family is our champs for tonight!" said Flare. "So Jackie, I'm gonna ask you five questions. You need 200 points to win the 1-k. But if you don't get 200, Big Mac will have a chance. He's deaf and blind right now back stage. You'll have 20 seconds on the clock to think of answers. If you can't think of an answer, you can say 'pass' and we'll come back to it. So you ready?"

"Ready Flare! Time to win some big bits!" AppleJack cheered.

"The time will start after I read the first question." said Flare. "Name a type of tree."

"Apple." said AppleJack.

"Name a type of hat." said Flare.

"Western." said AppleJack.

"Name an age when a pony gets his or her cutie mark." said Flare.

"12." said AppleJack.

"Name somepony in this town that's not from this town." said Flare.

"You." said AppleJack.

"Name something a robber wouldn't want to meet with while breaking into a house." said Flare.

"A pony with a weapon." said AppleJack. A bell ringed in the background, and AppleJack turned to the board with Flare.

"Great answers AJ!" said Flare.

"Thanks partner!" said AppleJack.

"I said name a type of tree, you said... apple. Survey says..." The total points was 14. "I said name a type of hat, you said... western. Survey says..." The total points was 14. "The lucky 14s tonight, huh AppleJack? I said name an age a pony gets his or her cutie mark, you said... 12. Survey says..." The total points was 14. "Wow, really with the 14s? What's with them? I said name somepony not from this town, you said... me, Flare Gun. Nice choice! Bet it's 14. LOL! Survey says..." The total points was 20. "I said name a something a robber wouldn't want to meet with while breaking into a house, you said... a pony with a weapon. Survey says..." The total points was 23. "Alright AppleJack, nice work!"

"Thank ya, Flare!" said AppleJack.

"Alright, release the big guy!" said Flare. Big Mac started trotting out towards Flare. "Kay Mac, AppleJack helped you get 85 points. You need 115 points to win."

"Eeyup!" said Big Mac.

"I'm gonna ask you the same five questions." said Flare. "You can't duplicate the answer, if you do, you'll hear this sound." A buzzard goes off in the background. "I'll say try again, and you give me another answer. If you can't figure it out [which you won't] you can say pass, and we can go back to that question. I'll be nice and add 25 seconds on the clock. The time will start after I read the first question. Name me a type of tree."

"Fluttershy." said Big Mac. The audience started laughing.

"Uhh... name a type of hat." said Flare.

"Western." said Big Mac. A buzzard went off in the background.

"Try again." said Flare.

"Uhh... pass." said Big Mac.

"Name an age when a pony gets his or her cutie mark." said Flare.

"10." said Big Mac.

"Name somepony that lives in this town that's not from it." said Flare.

"Granny Smith." said Big Mac.

"Name something a robber wouldn't want to see if he broke into a house." said Flare.

"Naked grandma." said Big Mac.

"A naked-WHAT?!" asked Flare. "Whatever, name a type of hat."

"Uhhh... cap." said Big Mac. The bell dinged in the background, and Big Mac and Flare faced the board.

"Let's see how much these stupid- I mean smart answers are worth you hillbilly." said Flare. "I said name a type of tree, you said... Fluttershy. Wow. Survey says..." The total points was 31. "Wow. Fluttershy was actually the number one answer." Fluttershy blushed in the audience. "I said name a type of hat, you said... cap. Survey says..." The total points was 12. "Top hat, was the number one answer. I said name an age a pony gets his or her cutie mark, you said... 10. Survey says..." The total points was 11. "The number one answer was 11. I said name a pony that's not from here, you said... Granny Smith. Actually, she's one of the natives in Ponyville. Survey says..." The total points was 19. "Rainbow Dash was the number one answer."

"Oh so close to 20!" Rainbow Dash said to her husband Blaze. "That would've been 20% cooler, right Blaze?"

"Yep!" said Blaze.

"I said name something a robber wouldn't want to see if he broke into a house, you said... naked grandma. You need at least 12 points to win. Survey says..." The total points was 16, which got them over 200. The Apple family cheered and ran to hug Big Mac. "Looks like I was wrong. Big Mac is actually a smart one! The number one answer to that was an angry dog though. The Apples win 1,100 bits, and have another chance to win it next time! Thanks for joining us for Family Feud, and hope to see you next time! Kay thanks bye!"