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My Big Flare: Friendship is Epic (THE OLD STORY)

by Mega Sean 45

Chapter 18: Chapter 18: In Twilight's Hooves

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One morning, at Flare's trailer, he was playing Devil May Cry 4 on his XBOX. He was fighting the Echidna the She-Viper.

"WHOA FOR WIZARD OF HOPE'S SAKE!" cried Flare. "That thing just came outta nowhere! Scared the butterflies outta me! GOSH! Wow, riding this thing sure is fun! That's right, punch it. Wouldn't do you any good anyway, brah. WHOA! He just hit the tree. George of the Jungle anypony? Wow, he's good. Try some what on for size?"

Spike came into the Lounge and sat down next to Flare.

"Whatcha playing?" asked Spike.

"Devil May Cry 4." said Flare.

"Who may cry?" asked Spike.

"It's a video game." said Flare.

"No shizz, sherlock." said Spike.

"Wanna play?" asked Flare.

"No thanks, I just wanted to ask if we can have some soup?" asked Spike.

"Sure, you can some. They're in the pantry." said Flare while playing his game. While Spike was getting the soup, Flare asked; "What do you need the soup for?"

"Twilight's sick." said Spike.

"Sick of you? ROFL!" teased Flare.

"She has a terrible cold." said Spike. "And pretty upset too."

"Well, she doesn't have anything important does she?" asked Flare. "You can take care of everything for her right, dude?"

"Actually..." said Spike as he got interupted by Flare.

"Here, I can take a break from games for bit. I wanted to see Twilight anyway." said Flare, then he looks at the soup can Spike has. "Tomato soup? Seriously? Like seriously actually? Get noodle soup, dude. It's way more better."

Spike and Flare walk on over to Twilight's place, then Flare knocks on the door.

"Hey Twilight, you home?" asked Flare.

"I got a key to the house you know." said Spike taking out a key, but before he can open the door, Twilight already opens it, but accidently hits Spike with it.

"Oops, sorry Spike." said Twilight as she lets out a little sneeze. "What's up, Flare?"

"Wow, Spike wasn't wrong."said Flare. "You really are cold. Just look at that blanket around you."

"I said, she has a cold, not that she's cold." said Spike.

"Actually..." said Twilight, then she sneezes again.

"Bless you." said Flare.

"Thanks." said Twilight. "I actually am a little freezing too. And not just that." Twilight sadly teleports to her bed with her magic.

"What's wrong, Twilight?" asked Flare.

"Besides the obvious." said Spike.

"Oh, I don't know." said Twilight, then she teleports to her calandar. "Tonight is my high school reunion, and I can't go in this condition."

"Okay, you said you didn't know, now you tell me the answer. Do you, or do you not know?" asked Flare.

"Flare, I'm sorry." said Twilight. "I'm just not in the mood for jokes right now." Twilight teleports back to her bed.

"Well you're obviously in the mood for lazyness. Just look at you, teleporting from place to place all the time. You can always walk, save the magic for later." said Flare.

"I've been thinking of that myself, actually." said Spike.

"What's so special about your high school reunion?" asked Flare. "So what you can't go?"

"So what?" said Twilight in a grumpy tone, then she teleports in front of Flare's face. "SO WHAT?! Flare do you understand how much of a big deal this is?"

"N-Negetive." said Flare in a nervous tone.

Twilight started to get upset again, and looked down. "I'm sorry, Flare." said Twilight. "But it's just... I learned from Celestia so much, and... you know... she usually teaches some of her bigger, more secret magics. Ones that a normal unicorn can't do. Ones that can't save millions of lives."

Twilight sneezes again, then Flare gives her a box of tisses.

"Thanks, Flare." Twilight thanked him, then blew her nose on the tissue.

"Wow, your nose really is running. Better go catch it, huh Twilight?" teased Flare.

Twilight chuckled a little. "Good one, Flare." she said, then teleports back into bed. "It doesn't make up me missing the reunion. Celestia would be very disappointed. Well... at least I wouldn't have to deal with some of the 'popular' ponies there."

"Popular ponies?" asked Flare.

"The rich ponies. The ones they think they're better than everypony else. I didn't like them at all, and they didn't like me either." said Twilight. "They were bullies, and always made me, and lots of other ponies cry, while others laugh at us. That's another reason I can't go."

"Maybe they changed." said Flare.

"Maybe, Flare. Maybe." said Twilight. "But I still can't go reguardless. With this cold, I can get others sick. I'll also be too weak to walk, that's why I've been teleporting."
"Oh I thought it was outta lazyness." said Spike.

"That too, to be honest." said Twilight.

"Well I wish I could go to the reunion, but I wasn't part of whatever school you were in." said Flare.

"Celestia's School for the gifted unicorns." said Twilight.

"Well I hope you feel better, Twilight." said Flare. Then Flare starts walking out of the door, but then Twilight started to tear up, then she smiled and squeed, and a little light bulb appears on top of her.

"Thanks, Twilight! I'll need that to fix the burned out bulb downstairs." said Spike taking the light bulb that was on Twilight's head and runs downstairs. Then Twilight teleports in front of Flare after he opens the door.

"Whoa, sister!" cried Flare.

"Flare, if it's okay, will you do me a BIG favor?" she asked him.

"How big?" asked Flare.

"REALLY BIG!" cried Twilight. Then Flare chuckled. "What's so funny?"

"Nothing, nothing. What's your favor?" asked Flare.

Twilight puts her hoof around Flare. "Since I'm too sick to go to my reunion, why don't you go for me?" she asked.

"Why? I don't go to your school." said Flare.

"No, but you can go for me, and with the perfect disguise, it's like I'm there!" said Twilight.

"Cool. But I really have things to do tonight." said Flare.

"Like what?" asked Twilight.

"Like not going to school reunions." said Flare.

"I thought you said you wanted to go." said Twilight.

"I do. But I'll be busy not going. Like seriously actually." said Flare.

"Ooooooookay." said Twilight. "It's fine, I just wanted to learn about some of the magical secrets Celestia wishes to share." Then Twilight looked at Flare with a mischievious look on her face. "And have lots of food, and talk to pretty mares, and let's not forget about the magic contests!"

"Did you say food?" asked Flare with a smile. "Happy face! What kind of food?"

"Lots of food!" said Twilight.

"Count me in then!" cried Flare shaking Twilight's hoof, then Twilight sneezes. "Oh bless you again!"

A few minutes later, they head over to Rarity's to get Flare's disguise ready.

"So you think you can do it?" asked Twilight.

"Of course, my dear Twilight!" said Rarity putting her hoof around Twilight. "Even though I usually make clothing and dresses, I never decorated a pony to look like another pony before. I can see it now! A work of art! Flare Gun as a replica of Twilight Sparkle. You'll look gorgeous darling!"

"You say that about all your works of art. Are they always gorgeous?" asked Flare.

"Now hold still, Flare." said Rarity going up to Flare's face, about to work on him.

"Let me guess, this won't hurt a bit." said Flare.

"I wasn't gonna say that, but okay." said Rarity taking alot a giant machine with alot of needley stuff and sharp objects. "Now hold still, darling!"

"Ooooooh poo." said Flare.

A few minutes later, Rarity was finished making over Flare.

"Are we done yet?" asked Flare.

"Yes we are!" said Rairty giving Flare a mirror. "Wow, it's like nopony can tell the difference!"

"My eyes are still the same." said Flare.

"Nopony will notice dear." said Rarity.

"Did you actually change my mane to look like Twilight's?" asked Flare.

"Nope, it's only a wig." said Rarity. "And your cutie mark is actually just a washable tattoo."

"Alright so... where are my clothes?" asked Flare.

"Twilight doesn't wear clothes, dear." said Rarity.

"I don't want to get my hooves all dirty though." said Flare.

"You'll be fine, darling!" said Rarity. "Look at you. It's like you're both identical twins!"

"Wow. Is that what my mane looks like from the back?" Twilight asked looking behind Flare's wig.

"Now Flare is ready to go to your reunion. Have fun, Flare!" said Rarity.

"Thanks Rare!" said Flare. Then they both walked out the door. "So what now?" he asked Twilight.

Back at Twilight's house; Twilight gave Flare a necklice, and an ear piece.

"There we go." said Twilight, then she sneezed. "With that ear piece, you can hear what I'm saying to you. It also has a little microphone, so you can talk to me."

"Alright, but what's the necklice for?" asked Flare.

"The necklice is a camera, so I can see what's going on there." said Twilight.

"So, it's like you're there!" said Flare.

"That's right!" said Twilight. "Oh and I almost forgot." Twilight gives Flare a little tablet.

"Oh that's okay, Twilight. I'm feeling fine. I don't need any pills." said Flare.

"Actually it's not a pill. It's a voice changer." said Twilight. "Just swallow it, and it'll connect to your voice box so your voice can sound like mine."

"Will it hurt?" asked Flare.

"I have no idea, I never tested it." said Twilight.

"Well if you haven't tested it yet, you should." said Flare "Go get Spike..."

While his mouth was open, Twilight put the tablet in his mouth and he swallowed it, then Flare started choking.

"Couldn't you at least give me water?" asked Flare in Twilight's voice. Then Flare covered his mouth in shock. "Well what do you know? It worked."

"Of course it worked! I'm a genius!" said Twilight with a smile and a squee. "Wow, it's like you're my identical twin sister! Now all we have left is for you to get used to my personality.

"Oh that will be a snap!" said Flare. "Spike and I have been doing it behind your back for months."

Twilight gave Flare a dirty look. "Alllllllright, let's hear." she said.

"Good evening, my name is Twilight Sparkle." said Flare. "I like books, and studying the magical arts with my beloved teacher, Princess Girlestia!"

"Celestia." said Twilight. "Not bad, Flare. Not bad at all. Just work on getting used to saying 'Celestia' and you should be fine."

"Oh I know her name. I just do it on purpose." said Flare.

"Who else but Flare Gun?" said Spike.

"Is Spike coming?" asked Flare.

"Nah, I need him to take care of me. You'll be fine." said Twilight.

"Of course I need to take care of Twilight." said Spike with an attitude.

"Listen Flare, I can't thank you enough for taking your time away to go to my reunion." said Twilight thankfully.

"Don't worry about it. I'm only doing it for the food though. Lion face." said Flare.

Twilight chuckled then sneezed. "Have fun!" she said to him.

A few minutes later, a carrage comes down in front of Twilight's house. A royal courier takes out a list.

"You Twilight Sparkle?" asked the courier.

"Well that actually depends." said Flare. "There is a slight possiblilty for my name being Twilight. But considering the fact you are a stranger to me, and do not excatly know what my name clearly is, but appon knowing about..."

Then the guard interupted. "Yeah you're Twilight. Hop on." he said with an annoyed voice.

"Don't mess this up, dude." said Spike.

"Don't worry about me. Worry about getting Twilight better." said Flare.

Spike shook his head and put his finger back and fourth in front of his neck, hinting that he's spoiling the disguise.

"I mean, worry on gettting the place cleaned up when I get back." said Flare.

"You got it... Twilight." Spike said to Flare as he gave him a wink.

"What's the matter? Got something in your eye?" asked Flare.

"Twilight, we're short on time you know." said the royal guard.

"Right my good colt!" said Flare. "Onward! To Canterlot! AWAY!"

Then the carrage started to lift off and ride Flare and the guard to Canterlot. Eventually they landed in front of Celestia's School. Lots of unicorns were heading inside the school for the reunion.

"Wow! I haven't seen most of these ponies in ages!" said Flare. Flare then gave the guard one bit as a tip. "Don't spend it all in one place. Winky face. Oh I rhymed!"

"One bit. Don't spend it all in one place, huh? Gee, thanks." said the royal guard sarcasticly. Flare then hopped off the carrage, and the carrage flew off. Flare disguised as Twilight saw lots of unicorns outside the school.

"Hello? Flare? Do you read?" Twilight asked on Flare's ear piece.

"Twilight? Where are you?" Flare asked looking around. "I didn't know you came."

"I didn't. I'm on the ear piece I gave you, remember?" asked Twilight.

"LOL I remember Twilight." said Flare.

"Yeah, that's another thing. Don't say LOL, or any of that so called text-speak you use." said Twilight.

"Sad face. Why?" asked Flare.

"Same thing goes to saying facial expressions." said Twilight. "And because, I don't say those things. If anypony finds out you're not me, they'll have you arrested."

"Well we don't want that do we?" asked Flare.

"Of course not." said Twilight.

"So, where are your friends?" asked Flare. "Maybe I can give them messages for you."

"Oh... Flare, actually... I don't have any friends in that school." said Twilight sadly.

"Oh that's nonsense! You represent an element of friendship. Of course you'll have friends! Silly little Pooh bear!" said Flare.

"It was different for me back then." said Twilight. "Before I moved to Ponyville, I never knew what friendship was, nor was I interested. Spike, Shining Armor, Cadance, and Celestia were pretty much all I liked to socialize with. Everypony who tried to socialize with me, I turned down. Now they all hate me, because..."

"BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA! WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS!" interupted Flare. "You bore me, sister. Just skip to the point."

Twilight sighed. "My point is, I don't think anypony's going to want to socialize with you. And if they do, they'll probably make fun of you."

"You're the poet tonight, mare!" said Flare. "Besides, I can redeem youself."

"Flare, listen to me." said Twilight. "You can't act like yourself. You're me now, and you must act like me. Got it?"

"Okkie dokey smoky!" said Flare.

"Seriously, Flare." said Twilight.

"Yes, Twilight Sparkle, I hear you loud and clean." said Flare.

"And please talk right." said Twilight.

"Loud and clear! Happy face now?" asked Flare starting to get an attitude.

Twilight gave a loud sigh, and started to calm down. "Flare, if you mess this up, they might arrest you. You're not Flare Gun tonight, you're Twilight Sparkle."

"Then why are you still calling me Flare?" teased Flare.

"Oh, hello Twilight." said a pony named Moondancer.

"Good evening..." Flare started to get nervous, because he didn't know her.

"Her name is Moondancer." said Twilight over the ear piece.

"Moondancer! That's right! How are you?" asked Flare.

"Fine. You seem to be socializing more than you used to." said Moondancer.

"Well, I do represent the Element of Magic." said Flare. "At first I didn't know what friendship was, but then it all changed when the fire nation attacked!"

"Flare?!" cried Twilight.

"Ooooookay." said Moondancer concerned. "Well... I hope to see you around." Moondancer walks away quickly.

"Bye, Moonie!" Flare yelled. "She's friendly."

"Yeah I know, but you're acting weird." said Twilight.

"You can't change who I am sister." said Flare.

"I know, but you wanted to do this favor for me. So please, act normal." said Twilight.

"There is no such thing as acting normal." said Flare.

"Fine. Act mature. No jokes, no talking about food much... actually, just repeat all I say." said Twilight.

"All I say." said Flare.

"I didn't mean now." said Twilight.

"I didn't mean now." Flare repeated.

"Whatever. Let's just get this over with." said Twilight.

"Whatever. Let's just get this over with." Flare repeated.

Flare walks inside the school, but there are guards blocking the path.

"Name please?" asked a guard.

Flare didn't say anything.

"Excuse me. What's your name?" the guard repeated.

"Say my name." said Twilight.

"Say my name." Flare repeated.

Twilight gave herself a facehoof and a loud sigh. Then Flare repeated the loud sigh to the guards.

"Spike I wanted two scoops of sugar, not one." said Twilight as Spike was giving her tea.

"Spike I wanted two scoops of sugar, not one." Flare repeated.

"Um... are you okay?" asked the other guard.

"Fine. Yes, I'm sorry. Not now Spike. My name is Twilight Sparkle." said Twilight.

"Fine. Yes, I'm sorry. Not now Spike. My name is Twilight Sparkle." Flare repeated.

"You may enter." said the guard.

"Thank you, sirs!" said Twilight.

"Thank you, sirs!" Flare repeated as he was walking inside. "How am I doing?" he asked Twilight over the communicator.

"So-so." said Twilight. "Alright this repeating thing isn't working. Just repeat when I tell you to. When I say 'stop', you stop repeating. Got it?"

"Yes, ma'amre bob!" said Flare.

"Good. Because on your necklice camera, I can see Princess Celestia." said Twilight. "Walk on over to her, and repeat all I say."

Flare walks over to Princess Celestia who is greeting the guests. Flare smiles at the princess.

"Twilight Sparkle! My faithful student! Welcome to the reunion!" said Celestia.

"Thank you, Princess Celestia! I wouldn't miss this party for the world that's for sure!" said Flare, after he repeated Twilight.

"Well I'm glad! Please enjoy the party. If you need me, I'll be greeting some of the other guests. It's a plessure having you here Twilight Sparkle!" said Celestia.

"Likewise, Princess!" said Flare. Then Celestia walked away, then Flare made a face. "Twilight, that was so lame."

"Why?" asked Twilight.

"You made me sound to serious, and I don't like that." said Flare.

"Well I'm sorry, Flare." said Twilight. "You're the one who wanted to help out, and I'm still greatful. I'll owe it to you when you get back. Sound good?"

"Alright, fine." said Flare. "But if a joke comes outta me, I won't be able to help it. Sometimes I can't help my jokes."

"Try not socializing with anypony." said Twilight.

"But that's not fun." said Flare.

"You're not there to have fun. You're there so I can learn the magic secrets that Princess Celestia holds." said Twilight.

"What's a party without fun?" asked Flare.

"Now you're starting to sound like Pinkie Pie." said Twilight.

"LOL I know right? Pinkie and I are in common in so many ways." said Flare.

"Look it's Twilight!" said a unicorn named Banana Fluff.

"Where?" said Flare.

Then the group of bully ponies laughed.

"How's it feel not having friends?" asked Blue Belle.

"I do so have friends!" said Flare.

They laughed again. "Yeah, imaginary friends!" said Banana Fluff.

"Flare, just walk away." said Twilight.

"Angry face." said Flare. Then Flare turned around and walked away.

"Yeah, that's right. Do the right thing and walk away. Once a loser, always a loser!" said Blue Belle, then they laughed.

"Those unicorns were mean!" said Flare.

"Yeah, I know. That was Banana Fluff and Blue Bellle. They always teased me." said Twilight.

"They're pretty much like Diamond Mine, and Plastic Spoon." said Flare.

"Who?" asked Twilight.

"Excuse me, Owloysius. Can you put Twilight back on?" asked Flare.

"Huh?" asked Twilight in a confused way. "Nevermind. Just stay away from them, and Diamond Mint. She's the worst of them all."
"Aww, that's not nice." said Flare.

"I know." said Twilight.

"I can try to befriend them!" said Flare.

"Don't bother." said Twilight.

"Hi Twilight!" said Twinkleshine.

"Twinkleshine? You go to this school too?" asked Flare.

Twinkleshine looked confused. "Uh, yeah. You didn't know?"

Flare's cheeks turned red. "Oh... of course I knew. I am a genius after all."

"Right." said Twinkleshine. "So what brings you here?"

"I came to learn Foolestia's magical secrets!" said Flare.

"Who?" asked Twinkleshine.

"Flare! Don't mess with Celestia's name! Especially not there." said Twilight.

"I mean, Celestia." said Flare. "Sorry, Twinkle. I did a spell that gave me such a headache, and sometimes I don't remember stuff." He said with a laugh.

"Hey Twilight, can you help me out?" asked Minuette Coolgate.

"Sure thing toothpaste! What do you need help on?" asked Flare.

"Wow, Twilight. The only one who calls me toothpaste is Flare. Guess you found it pretty catchy, huh?" asked Minuette.

"Oh... right." said Flare.

"I want you to help me cure this plant." said Minuette holding a plant that looks like it's dying. "I heard you have a spell that can cure sickness."

"Oh, you must be thinking of Cadance." said Flare.

"No, I'm thinking of you. Celestia says you have a spell to cure disease. That is like so gifted." said Minuette.

"Excuse me for a second, Toothpaste." said Flare, then he walks over to the corner of the room and talks to Twilight on his ear piece. "I don't know what to do, Light. I don't know how to do the cure spell!"

"Hang on a second, Flare." said Twilight taking out a book. "The cure spell is in the Doctor Magic book. Look in the library of the school..."

"UGH! Reading!" Flare complained. "I did not offer to help this favor to work!"

"I guess I should've taught you more spells." said Twilight. "Fine, don't do it."

"No, I'll do it." said Flare. "But you owe me big time for this."

"Fine." said Twilight.

"So where's the library?" asked Flare.

"Twilight are you going to help me out?" asked Minuette.

"Just a second, sister." said Flare.

"Hey Twilight? You think your magic can out match ours?" asked Blue Belle.

"Why I outta!" cried Flare.

"Twilight are you okay?" asked Twinkleshine.

"Hey Twilight? They say you're the Element of Magic, but we didn't see you do any!" said Banana Fluff, then her and Blue Belle laughed.

"Shut up!" cried Flare. "I CAN'T THINK!" Flare ran outside the school and sat down on a step.

"Are you okay, Flare?" asked Twilight.

"No, I need to rest." said Flare. "These unicorns are driving me crazy!"

"You don't know the half of it!" said Twilight. "Sometimes these unicorns get bothering me all day long when I was at school there. It was hard to study."

"Hey, it wasn't easy back at Mareami for me." said Flare.

"Twilight will you help me out?" asked Minuette. Flare started steaming, then he screamed and ran off. Minuette looked confused. "Is that a maybe?"

Flare runs up a tree in front of the castle.

"I can't do this anymore, Light." said Flare.

"Please, just until Celestia's shows the secret spells, please?" asked Twilight in a squeaky voice.

"Fine, but then I'm leaving right after." said Flare.

"You may do that." said Twilight.

"Alright." said Flare, then he gulped. "Here we go. I'm going in." Flare just stayed sitting down on the tree. "I'm going inside, Light. I'mma goin in. See? I'm walking inside." Flare is still sitting on the tree. "I'm headin in!"

"You're still hiding, aren't you?" asked Twilight.

"For Wizard of Feeling's sake, you're too smart, sister!" said Flare. Then he jumpped off the tree and went back inside.

Some time went by, and Celestia was ready to preform her secret spells.

"Fillies and gentlecolts! It is my honor to show all my number one students my secret spells that'll change your lives forever!" said Celestia.

"This is it, Flare! I'm watching this!" said Twilight with a sneeze. "The moment I've been waiting for!"

"The moment you've been waiting fer! Yee haw!" said Flare with a western accent.

"Stay silent, please. I really want to listen to this." said Twilight.

"And so, without any further delay, I'll like to show you my secret magics!" said Celestia.

"This better not be a Molestia thing, if you know what I mean." said Flare.

"My first trick: the hornsaber." said Celestia, then a laser sword like magic appears on horn, and she starts swinging it around, whacking the training dummies with it.

"Hornsaber?" asked Flare. "I know that one already!"

"With hornsaber, in case someponies are trying to mug you, or something, hornsaber is the way to go. It's like a baseball bat." said Celestia.

"Well... I guess that was just a coincidence. There's more." said Twilight.

"For my next secret magic, it's the flare." said Celestia. Then she shoots a flare out of her horn onto the ceiling. "Useful for lighting a path, or to shoot in the air to call for help."

"Flare? I know that one too! That was actually my FIRST spell!" said Flare.

"Wow. She's showing us magics that you already know, Flare." said Twilight.

"If she does SHOOP DA WHOOP, I'm really gonna lose it!" said Flare.

Celestia activates a bubble-like shield around her. "This is the bubble shield." said Celestia. "Nothing can come through, except for organic materials. Perfect for getting attacked at long-range."

"Yawn." said Flare with his hoof over his mouth. "Why is she showing magics I already know? Do you know these magics, Light?"

"Actually... only the flare one." said Twilight.

"And the final spell I'm gonna show you is blaster." said Celestia. Then her horn shoots the training dummies like a blaster.

"Okay, I actually knew that one from when I saved Jeff Gorspeed from Jimmy Fastson's cheating, but I haven't actually gotten used to it yet. I still need training for that one." said Flare.

"I also have more secret spells in the Advanced Spells for Extremely Skilled Unicorns." said Celestia holding a book. "Like Twilight over there! She's an expert, and a fantastic student!" Everypony started looking at Flare.

"Akward moment this is." said Flare.

"I hope you all have a wonderful rest of the night!" said Celestia. "I'll be giving away some of these books if anypony wants them. DJ, if you please?"

DJ Pon-3 went to the DJ spot and started playing music, then everypony gathered on the dance floor and started dancing.

"Alright, can I go now?" asked Flare.

"Not yet. If she's giving away those advanced spell books, then I should get my hooves on one of those. Try to find where they keep those books, then you can go."

A pony named Diamond Mint jumped on stage and took a microphone.

"Where do you think you're going Twilight Sparkle?" Diamond asked over the mic.

"Who me?" asked Flare.

"YES YOU!" said Diamond.

"Couldn't be!" said Flare.

"Then who?" asked Diamond. "Wait a sec... come up here loser!"

"Hey who you callin a loser?" said Flare.

"She's calling you a loser, Twilight. In case you were too stupid to know." said Banana Fluff.

"Nopony asked you!" Flare said to Banana.

"C'mon Twilight, come up and challenge me. Or you too chicken?" teased Diamond Mint.

"How do you like them? Grilled or fried? OOOOOOOOOH!" Flare came back.

"I don't get it." said Diamond Mint.

"You know we're ponies, we don't eat animals, right?" asked Twinkleshine.

"You don't say?" said Flare sarcasticly.

"C'mon Twilight!" said Diamond Mint. "Can't face the best unicorn in Equestria?"

"Okay now you sound like Trixie." said Flare.

"Whatever, I bet you can't even lift anything with that horn." teased Diamond Mint.

"Well that's not nice. Look, I don't want any trouble, sister." said Flare. "All I want to do is get that advanced spell book and go."

"That's right. All you ever do is study, study, study." said Diamond Mint. "You never have time for friends, because you don't got any."

"Yo, that is not true!" cried Flare.

"Oh look at Twilight with her 'yo yo yo' business now! Yeah, you're really cool now aren't you?" teased Diamond Mint.

"Well I don't mean to brag but..." Flare said to her with a smile.

"You're not cool. You're far from cool. You'll never be cool." said Diamond Mint.

"I'm better than you, and that's all it matters. I'm outta here. I have a dragon at home you know." said Flare walking to the spell book and taking it.

"Oh your dragon? Your baby dragon? What is he, your slave?" teased Diamond Mint. "I bet he can't even turn a page of a book. He's no dragon, he's jump a little wimp."

"HEY THAT'S MY BRO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!" cried Flare.

"Flare, don't do it!" said Twilight.

"COME SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU DUMB BELL!" cried Flare. "Oh wait, Blue Belle is dumb bell." he said with a laugh.

"Hey!" cried Blue Belle.

"Oh look who's tough now?" teased Diamond Mint.

"You messed with the wrong corn, baby." said Flare in a very angry tone and started marching towards Diamond Mint. "You and me are gonna settle this right now!"

"How about let's settle this over something a unicorn doesn't normally do?" asked Diamond Mint.

"Like what?" asked Flare.

"Like... RAP!" said Diamond Mint mischieviously.

"Don't do it, Flare." said Twilight.

"You're on!" said Flare.

"WHAT?!" cried Twilight in shock. "Flare what are you doing?"

"Winner is awesomest pony in Equestria, loser is the worse." said Diamond Mint.

"I beg to differ." said Flare. "Go ahead, start it off. One round."

"You got it! Hit it Vindyl!" said Diamond Mint.

Then the DJ turned on an upbeat insturmental rap song. Flare just leaned on a speaker and watched Diamond Mint start rapping.

"Flare, do you even know how to rap?" asked Twilight.

"I'm from Mareami, sister! Of course I do!" said Flare.

"Good luck." said Twilight in a very nervous tone.

"Luck? Luck is your problem. You'll need it to feel better. This will be a piece of cake." said Flare.

Diamond Mint starts rapping. "To be completely honest, I just do not understand, all those beats and rhymes and rythms, but if you lend me a hand. Then I guess we could be rapping, 'cause that is what rap friends are for! But if you'd rather be rap rivals, then i'll show you to the door. Though competition's beneficial, and we'd set some wicked trends, in the sense of making progress, I would rather make some friends." Everypony started cheering for Diamond Mint.

"Oh! A rap about friendship! That could be a winner!" said Celestia.

"LOL that sucked! Gimmie that mic!" said Flare grabbing the mic from Diamond Mint.

"Go ahead. Like you know how to rap." teased Diamond Mint.

Flare starts rapping. "Friendship is awesome as a awesome possum and if you think it's a game you're pretty lame! Don't let me catch you or I'll throw a fit and hit your lip with your Wii Fit board till you rage quit! Don't spend a penny or any of your zenny but your friends or the Grand Slam at Denny's! This is Equestria fool! Friendship is Magic, and sometimes tragic, and look you, you're an all talk fanatic!" Everypony started cheering louder for Flare, who they think it's Twilight.

Diamond Mint was in shock. "I don't believe you Twilight! When you went to this school you were a boring, no-friend, Miss study-alot."

"And now I'm a fun, lotsa friend, Miss big-shot!" said Flare. "Oh and that was a rhyme! Double wammy, sister!"

Diamond Mint got really mad. "You haven't seen the last of me, Twilight Sparkle." she said. "C'mon girls." Banana Fluff and Blue Belle stuck their tongues out at Flare, and the three of them walked away.

"Tell your moms I said hi! Lion face." said Flare. Then Flare turned and saw everypony staring at him.

"Twilight are you okay?" asked Minuette.

"Yeah sure why?" asked Flare.

"You really changed since you moved to Ponyville have you?" asked Moondancer.

"You can say that." said Flare. "Now if you excuse me. I have an advance spell book to study." Flare walked to the spell book, picked it up with his horn's magic, and started walking out of the building. "Good evening, everypony." he said as he walked out of the building. As he walked out, Celestia was outside grinning at Flare.

"Enjoyed the reunion, Mr. Gun?" asked Celestia.

"You're too smart, your highness." said Flare.

"I hope Twilight enjoyed it as much as you did!" said Celestia.

"Here, I'll put her on speaker." said Flare. Then he pushed a button on his necklice so Celestia can hear Twilight.

"Yes I did, Princess Celestia! Thank you for the book, and the amazing reunion!" said Twilight.

"You're quite welcome, my faithful student! Get well soon!" said Celestia.

"Thank you!" said Twilight.

"Have a great evening you two!" said Celestia, then she floats away.

Flare hops on a carrage and gets a ride back to Twilight's house. Flare hops out of the carrage, then Twilight runs out of her house with Spike and gives Flare a big hug.

"Hey whoa, Twilight!" said Flare. "You don't want to get me sick, do you?"

Twilight letted go of Flare. "Oh, sorry about that, Flare." she said.

"I heard your rap! Twilight would've never done something as awesome as that!" said Spike.

"I guess I'm a more fun Twilight than you, huh real Twilight?" asked Flare.

Twilight giggled. "Well you did a fantastic job, Flare! And thank you!" she said.

"Thank who?" asked Flare.

"Thank you." said Twilight.

"You already did. LOL!" said Flare.

"Alright well, I guess it's time to clean you off with that disguise." said Twilight.

"Why?" asked Flare. "Think of all the pranking we can do with this disguise!" Twilight and Spike then giggled. Then later on, Flare wrote a letter to Luna.

"Dear Princess Luna, WHY WEREN'T YOU AT THE REUNION?! I really wanted to see you over there! You could've seen my leet rap that I did against Diamond Mint! Well, it's okay. If I learned something tonight, it's this: Even if you're quiet, that doesn't make you a bad pony. Some of the most popular ponies can be jerks, and good ponies always win! But hey, if those ponies were jerks, then there would have to be a reason for it. Nopony is a jerk for no reason. Your friend, Flare." Then Flare gave out a big sneeze. Then Flare added to the letter: "P.S. Don't ever hug sick ponies. Give air hugs instead."

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