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My Big Flare: Friendship is Epic (THE OLD STORY)

by Mega Sean 45

Chapter 10: Chapter 10: Wedding Captures Part 2

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((WARNING! This story has major spoilers to the A Canterlot Wedding episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It is recommended you don't read this until you watch the episode! Thank you!))

Last we left off, Twilight hurt Cadance's feelings and everypony was going to try to cheer her up. Flare was chosen to record the wedding, but he's been recording everything that's been going on! That's what happened yesturday. The next day is here, and Flare wants to use his camera again before the wedding.

"Morning everypony! It's a brand new day! Today is the day that the wedding starts!" Flare said to the camera. "I already have my tux on, and the wedding is going to start at 12. How do I look?" Flare posed with his tux on. "I look leet! Special thanks to Rarity! She made this tux before she even knew about the wedding! Well, I do look handsome, huh? Well I'm gonna go see what the ladies are up to."

"Flare? Are you recording again?" asked Spike.

"Seriously, buddy. Save yer memory for the weddin', huh?" suggested Red Engineer.

"Sigh. I'll finish up with this recording later." said Flare. Then he turns off the camera.

Flare turned on his camera again on the way to his friend's room. "Wow, sure is a beautiful day again!" Flare said the camera, but not seen in front of it. "The force field is still online, and no plot has been commited yet. Smiley face. Maybe there won't be any plot. Maybe everypony is just over reacting."

"Flare! Flare!" said Bon Bon running to Flare.

"Oh hey, Bon Bon! Haven't seen you since the train ride! What's going on?" asked Flare.

"Flare, I am so confused right now!" said Bon Bon.

"What's wrong, sister?" asked Flare.

"Lyra! Lyra's been acting weird lately! She acts like she doesn't want to be with me anymore, and she left without giving me a good-bye kiss!" cried Bon Bon.

"Yeah, I noticed Lyra has been acting strange too. It's like she forgot who I was!" said Flare.

"I'm worried about her, Flare! Something's wrong." said Bon Bon.

"Alright, Bon Bon. Just calm down. I'll see you at the wedding, capiche?" asked Flare. "Just don't worry about her, the wedding is a big deal! She'll see you later, now get ready for the wedding, capiche?"

"Thanks, Flare! See ya!" said Bon Bon. Then she walks out, and Flare turns off the recording.

Flare turns on the recording again while just outside the bride's maids bedroom. "Alright guys! I'm gonna go see my friends! Hopefully they're not getting dressed, so I wouldn't disturb them." Flare said the camera.

"Oh how do I look?" asked Fluttershy.

"You look amazing! Just beautiful!" said Rarity.

"Ah hope everything goes well for this weddin'!" said AppleJack.

"It's going to be FUN!" cried Pinkie Pie.

"Today's sonic rainboom will be the best sonic rainboom in the world! Better than the ones from Cloudsdale!" cried Rainbow Dash.

Flare opens the door, and poses for everypony. "Heeeeeeeeeeey ladies!" he said to them. "How do I look?"

Rarity gasped. "YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME, DARLING!" cried Rarity.

"Well, ah'll be! Where did ya get a fancy lookin' tux like that?" asked AppleJack.

"Who do you think? Derp!" said Flare.

"You got it from Derpy?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"What? No! Who makes all the greatest outfits ever?" asked Flare.

"That would be Rarity right?" asked Fluttershy.

"The one and only!" said Rarity.

"Wow, Rarity! You actually made that for him? It looks great!" said Pinkie Pie.

"I made it for him for his video game convention!" said Rarity.

"What? Oh, right... the video game convention. Yep! And I decided to use it again today!" said Flare.

"Um, Flare? I was just wondering... do you still have memory in your camera for the wedding? Just asking." asked Fluttershy.

"It holds 10 gigabites of memory, and so far I only used 3." said Flare.

"Wow, no wonder you've been recording alot." said Rainbow Dash.

"Sorry I made you mad last night, Dashie. I hope that wasn't too bad for you." said Flare.

"Don't sweat it. It was just bad timing to be recording is all." said Rainbow Dash. "Just save memory for my awesome sonic rainboom! You HAVE to record that!"

"I will, don't worry! Winkey face!" said Flare. Everypony laughed. "So where's Twilight?"

Everypony gave concerned looks and looked at eachother. "We don't know." said AppleJack.

"We haven't seen her since last night." said Fluttershy.

"Did she apoligize to Cadance yet?" asked Flare.

"Not that we know of." said Fluttershy.

"Hm. That's not like her. She usually apoligizes." said Flare. "Was she arrested?"

"Aw c'mon, Twilight just made a mistake, you can't get arrested for something like that!" said Rainbow Dash.

"But none of us heard from Twilight since last night. Remember?" asked Flare.

"DON'T YOU DARE..." ordered Rainbow Dash.

"LOL remember guys? Remember? Remember now? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!" teased Flare.

Everypony except Rainbow Dash laughed. "Don't you have places to be?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Oh right! Pinkie Pie, we have songs to choose from for the reception!" said Flare.

"That's right! Let's go, Flare!" said Pinkie Pie hoping out of the room.

"I'll see you guys at the wedding!" said Flare. Then Flare turns off the recording.

Flare turned on his camera again while he's at the wedding. The wedding is about to begin! "Sup brahs? The wedding about to start!" Flare said to the camera. "I got a front row seat to watch the action!"

"Everything ready, Flare?" asked Celestia.

"Royal wedding, take one! And... action!" said Flare.

Fluttershy starts the music, and Princess Cadance walks inside while singing.

"Oh great! More music!" complained Flare. "What is this, a Disney movie? This is totally a disney movie!"

"Shhhhh!" said AppleJack.

"No you!" said Flare. Princess Cadance continues singing as she approaches the alter. "Nice plot, baby!" Flare said to her.

"SHHHHHH!" said Rainbow Dash.

"No you!" said Flare.

"Mares and Gentlecolts, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza and Royal Guard Captain Shining Armor." said Celestia. "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, will you take Shining Armor to be your awfully wedded husband?"

"I do!" said Cadance.

"Is there any better answer than I do?" asked Flare.

"SHHHHHH!" ordered Pinkie Pie.

"NO YOU!" said Flare.

"And Shining Armor, will you take Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, to be your awfully wedded wife?" asked Celestia.

"Say I object! J-K, J-K! LOLOLOLOL!" teased Flare.

"SHHHHHHH!" ordered Rarity.

"NOOOOOO YOU!" said Flare.

"I do!" said Shining Armor.

"Princess Cadance and Shining Armor, it is my great pleasure to pronounce you..." said Celestia.

Then Twilight busted the door right opened and yelled: "STOP!"

Everypony gasped.

"OMGWTHBBQ?" cried Flare.

"SHHHHHHH!" said Pinkie Pie, Rarity, AppleJack, and Rainbow Dash at the same time.

"No you, you, you, and you!" said Flare.

"Ugh! Why does she have to be so possessive of her brother?" asked Cadance. Then she started sobbing and said, "Why does she have to ruin my special day?"

"Because it's not your special day! It's mine!" said another Princess Cadance at the door.

Everypony gasped.

"SURPRISE FACE!" said Flare. "It's future Cadance! Probably telling her past self that it's a bad idea to marry Shining Armor!"

"What? But how did you escape my bridesmaids?" asked fake Cadance.

"Because, after I threw my flowers, they knew they had to catch them!" said real Cadance.

"But the bridesmaids are right here!" said Flare. "And where's Lyra?"

"That wasn't Lyra. She was a fake, like this Cadance right here!" said Cadance.

"THEN WHERE'S MY LYRA?" cried Bon Bon with tears and an angry face.

"And where's my muffins?" asked Derpy.

"And where's the beef?" asked Flare.

"YOU!" fake Cadance yelled to Flare. "SHUT UP!" Then fake Cadance turned real Cadance and Twilight. "Hmph. Clever. But you're still too late."

"Ah-ah don't understand. How can there be two of 'em?" asked AppleJack.

"She's a changeling!" cried real Cadance. "She takes the form of somepony you love and gains power by feeding off your love to them!"

Everypony gasped.

Fake Cadance changed into her real self: Queen Chrysails, then she laughed and said, "Right you are, Princess. And as queen of the changelings, it is up to me to find food for my subjects. Equestria has more love than any place I've ever encountered. My fellow changelings will be able to devour so much of it that we will gain more power than we have ever dreamed of!"

"SURPRISE FACE!" said Flare. "It's just like Chrono Trigger! When the Chancellor's were fake, and they were all Yakra's! This is just like that! And it's like a Disney movie too!"

"They'll never get the chance!" cried Cadance. "Shining Armor's protection spell will keep them from ever reaching us!"

Queen Chrysalis chuckled and said, "Oh, I doubt that!" then she went over to Shining Armor. "Isn't that right, dear?"

"Mm-hmm." said a mind-controlled Shining Armor.

Cadance went running for Shining Armor, but she was stopped by Chrysalis.

"Ah, ah, ah. Don't want to go back to the caves, now do you?" asked Chrysalis, then Cadance backs away. "Ever since I took your place, I've been feeding off Shining Armor's love for you. Every moment he grows weaker and so does his spell. Even now my minions are chipping away at it." Then Chrysalis laughs. "He may not be my husband, but he is under my total control now!"

Twilight and Cadance gasped. "And I'm sorry to say, unable to perform his duties as captain of the royal guard!" said Chrysalis.

"Not my Shining Armor!" cried Cadance.

"Soon, my changeling army will break through. First, we take Canterlot. And then, all of Equestria!" cried Chrysalis.

"No you won't!" said Celestia. "You may have made it impossible for Shining Armor to perform his spells, but now that you have so foolishly revealed your true self, I can protect my subjects from you!" Celestia activated her horn, and so did Chrysalis, and they're magics connected.

"WHOA!" cried Flare. "Harry Potter anypony?"

Celestia got defeated by Chrysalis, and Celestia fell, out cold.

"Princess Celestia!" cried Twilight.

"Ah! Shining Armor's love for you is even stronger than I thought! Consuming him has made me even more powerful than Celestia!" said Chrysalis.

Twilight and her friends ran over to Celestia.

"The Elements of Harmony. You must get to them, and use their power to defeat the queen!" said Celestia.

Twilight and her friends ran out of the room stripping their dresses, and ran off.

"Did they just strip?" asked Flare.

"You can run, but you can't hide!" cried Chrysalis as she laughed.

The Changelings broke through the force field which caused them to attack the ponies around Canterlot. Everypony in the chapel ran away, except for Celestia, Shining Armor, Cadance, and Flare. Chrysalis trapped Cadance in some sticky stuff on her hooves, and she trapped Celestia in a sticky wax.

"WOW! This is an amazing show! I wish I had popcorn!" said Flare still recording from his camera.

"This isn't a show, Flare! This is doom! The Queen's changelings are attack all the ponies in Canterlot!" cried Cadance.

"How did you know my name?" asked Flare.

"I know lots of stuff, Flare!" said Cadance.

"Hey, evil queen? Yeah down here." said Flare.

"Oh no! Not you again!" complained Chrysalis.

"Yeah, hi. Um, soooooo, that was a clever plan! I must admit!" said Flare.

"I don't want to talk to you!" said Chrysalis.

"Then why are you talking to me still?" asked Flare.

Chrysalis sighed and gave herself a facehoof.

"Hey, hey evil queen?" asked Flare. "Why are fish so smart?"

"I dunno, why?" asked Chrysalis.

"Because they swim in schools! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Get it? Schools? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!" teased Flare.

"Yeah, ha ha, very funny." said Chrysalis sarcasticly.

"Hey, evil queen? What do you call a chicken that's trying to look for her cutie mark?" asked Flare.

"I dunno." said Chrysalis. "Look, can you just..."

"You call it Scootaloo!" said Flare. "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!"

"Just shut up, alright?" said Chrysalis in an angry tone.

"Hey, hey evil queen? Why did the chicken cross the playground?" asked Flare.

"SILENCE!" cried Chrysalis.

"To get to the other 'slide'! LOLOLOLOLOLOL! MY ROFLCOPTER GOES SWAH SWAH SWAH SWAH SWAH!" teased Flare.

"STOP TALKING, YOU FOOL!" Chrysalis yelled.

Cadance giggled. "I'm sorry, I can't help it! I know we're in big trouble right now, but this pony's hilarious!"

"Hey, hey evil queen?" asked Flare.

"I'm not listening to you." said Chrysalis.

"What do you call a..." Flare attempted to say.

"I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU!" cried Chrysalis covering her ears. "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!"

"Oh we're gonna sing? Okay!" said Flare, then he started to 'la' along with Chrysalis.

"OH MY GOODNESS! STOP STOP!" cried Chrysalis.

Flare started laughing. "Oh that was fun, let's do it again!"

"NO, LET'S NOT DO IT AGAIN!" cried Chrysalis. "AND STOP RECORDING! THE WEDDING IS OVER! YOU ARE SOOOOO STUPID! I HATE YOU! AND I HATE YOUR FACE! I WISH I CAN BITE YOUR FACE OFF RIGHT NOW, BUT I'M NOT HUNGRY! SO IF YOU WANT TO LIVE LONGER, JUST SHUT UP!"

Chrysalis started breathing heavy. And Flare just became silent.

"Pssst! Hey Flare?" whispered Cadance.

"Psssst! Hey what?" whispered Flare.

"Do you know who my old bridesmaids were?" whisped Cadance.

"Yeah, I do. Lyra Heartstrings, Minuette, and Twinkleshine. Lyra works for me, Minuette is a pony that supported me in the Unicorn Games, and Twinkleshine is the one who ordered the first Apple-Crisp pizza from my shop, and I hung with her once." whispered Flare.

"I have a job for you. While Twilight and her friends are looking for the elements, you must find the real Lyra, Minuette, and Twinkleshine!" whispered Cadance. "I didn't see them in the caves I was trapped in eariliar, but maybe you should look in my and Shining Armor's house. Maybe you can find clues there."

"Okay I got you!" whispered Flare.

"Hey, no talking!" cried Chrysalis.

"Hey, evil queen?" asked Flare.

"WHAT NOW?" cried Chrysalis.

"Imma firin mah lazor!" said Flare charging up his horn. "SHOOP DA WHOOOOOOOOOOOP!" The laser hits Chrysalis and it shocks her, but doesn't do any critical damage to her. Flare runs to one of the side windows and jumps through it, causing it to break.

"AFTER HIM!" cried Chrysalis.

Flare lands and starts running. There are changelings everywhere, and they start surrounding him.

"Looks like it's time for my first Equestria battle!" cried Flare, then he activates his hornsaber. "Immigrant style!" Flare takes out his MP3 player and turns on the Immigrant song by Led Zeppelin.

"AAAAAAH AH! A-AAAAAAAAAH AH!" he cried. Then he started fighting all the changelings. He started running to Cadance and Shining Armor's house fighting every Changeling on the street. Eventually, he finds his friend Crystal Iceblast captured by Changelings. The changelings all turn into Crystal and they don't bother attacking, so they can confuse Flare. But that didn't stop him. He deactivated his hornsaber and he took out some flowers. He through the flowers and all the changelings started chasing after it.

"One thing I've learned about Changelings, is they less then three flowers!" said Flare.

"Thanks, Flare! What are we gonna do?" asked Crystal.

"My friends who hold the elements of harmony are going after the elements and defeating the evil changeling queen." said Flare. "Princess Cadance gave me a mission to go look for the real Lyra, Minuette, and Twinkleshine. They're trapped somewhere, and it's up me to go find them! I don't want to do this alone! Will you help me?"

"Yes! But I don't have a horn." said Crystal.

Flare hands Crystal some flowers. "Changelings love flowers. There are 10 flowers. Use only one at a time."

"So Flare, are you ready?" asked Crystal.

"Ready as spaghetti! With mushrooms!" said Flare.

So they both running to Shining Armor's house fighting all the Changelings and rescuing some captured ponies. They eventaully found Red Engineer and Bon Bon on the way.

"LYRA? LYRA? Where are you?" cried Bon Bon.

"Steady partner! Mah sentry is running out of poison darts that can't kill but just makes them paralized." said Red Engineer.

"Red Engineer! Bon Bon!" cried Flare.

"Flare! What the hay is goin' on, buddy?" asked Red Engineer.

"The evil changeling queen has summonded her subjects to attack Canterlot! My friends are looking for the elements of harmony, but Princess Cadance wants me to look for the real bridesmaids." said Flare.

"LYRA? WHERE ARE YOU?" cried Bon Bon.

"Alright, Bon Bon. The first thing you need to do is calm down." said Crystal.

"I CAN'T! MY HONEY-BUNCH IS MISSING!" yelled Bon Bon, then she started crying.

Red Engineer slapped Bon Bon in the face. "SNAP OUT OF IT!" he cried.

Bon Bon started to calm down. "Thanks, Engie, I needed that." said Bon Bon.

"Why are you recording all that's going on?" asked Crystal.

"Don't worry about that! This can be a good parody to Cloverfield maybe!" said Flare.

"Uh oh! Uhhh, Flare?" asked Red Engineer.

The four of them looked around and saw changelings all around them that looked like Flare, Bon Bon, Engineer, and Crystal.

"Wow! Speaking of the Clone Wars!" said Flare.

"Wow speaking of the Clone Wars!" mimiced the changelings.

"You just gonna mimic me now?" asked Flare.

"You just gonna mimic me now?" mimiced the changelings.

"We are idiots." said Flare.

"We are idiots." mimiced the changelings. Then they all relized what they said. "Holy Wizard of Hope!" they all said.

"HEY! THAT'S MY LINE! YOU CAN'T STEAL MY LINE! REMEMBER?" cried Flare. Then they all started fighting. Engineer used his sentry to fight, Bon Bon used the Engineer's dart gun and her hooves, Crystal used the flowers and her fists, and Flare used his hornsaber. The last group of changelings were grouped in one spot.

"LOL remember changelings?" said Flare. "Woowoowoowoowoowoowoo!" Flare started charging his shoop da whoop and fired his laser at the changelings and they were scattered everywhere. Then they retreated.

"That's right! Welcome to Canterlot, fools! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!" taunted Flare.

"C'mon! We must find the bridesmaids!" said Crystal. Then they all started running to Shining Armor's house. They ran inside his house and started looking for clues. They looked high and low but didn't find anything.

"See anythin'?" asked Red Engineer.

"I see you not putting a dispenser here." said Flare.

"Yeah, har har." said Engineer sarcasticly.

Bon Bon started crying. "I'll never find Lyra! She's doomed!" Then Bon Bon stopped and her something. "Huh?"

"Help!" said a weak voice coming from down below.

"The basement!" cried Crystal.

They all went to the basement of the house and found Lyra, Minuette, and Twinkleshine tied up.

"LYRA!" cried Bon Bon running to her and hugging and kissing her. Then Flare, Crystal, Engineer, and Bon Bon untied them.

"Thanks, guys! We thought we were going to be trapped down here forever!" said Minuette.

"We were captured by those changelings and took over as bridesmaids!" said Twinkleshine.

"Oh, Flare! How were we to know that something like this would happen?" asked Lyra.

"It doesn't matter now! You're safe, and I'm here for you!" said Bon Bon.

"Thanks, Bon Bon!" said Lyra giving her a hug.

"Alright, now that we're together again, let's go help Twilight and the others get to the elements of harmony! They may need our help!" said Flare.

"Right, let's go!" said Twinkleshine.

They all ran upstairs and outside, they ran to the castle, but then they stopped and saw a big magical ball of energy that pushes Chrysalis and the rest of the changelings out of Canterlot.

"What just happened?" asked Minuette.

"I think... I think they did it!" said Flare.

"C'mon! We have to go see what's going on!" said Crystal.

The seven of them ran inside the castle and up to the chapel. They go in and see everypony cheering and laughing.

"Flare!" cried Cadance running to him. Everypony else follows.

"Where have you been?" asked Fluttershy.

"Cadance here gave me a mission, to find the old bridesmaids. They're safe now!" said Flare.

"And everypony else is too!" said Twinkleshine.

"Dude, Flare you just missed it! Cadance was all 'my love will give you strength' and then there was a giant ball of energy that pushed the changelings out of Canterlot!" said Spike.

"Wait... so you guys didn't stop the changelings, but the bride and groom did?" asked Flare.

"That's right, buddy!" said Shining Armor. "But we all had a part in this victory! Even you Flare Gun!"

"MEEEEE? Lion face." said Flare. "But all I did was rescue Lyra, Minuette, and Twinkle." said Flare.

"No, Flare Gun." said Celestia. "You saved many lives today! While you were fighting the Changelings in the streets, you rescued lots of ponies!"

"Yeah, uh, can Princess Luna tell me that? You hog all the action!" said Flare.

"Look, Flare. I know I may been seen alot, and hog all the action, but Luna only comes out at night. She hates the daytime. Her skin can't get used to the sun anymore since she was banished for a thousand years." said Celestia.

"Well... I guess you're right about that. Sad face." said Flare. "I apoligize Princess Jellestia!"

"CELESTIA!" said everypony.

"WHATEVER!" said Flare. "Can you forgive me?"

"I dunno, can I?" teased Celestia, then she laughed. Flare stopped the recording.

Then Flare turned on the recording again when the second part of the wedding came.

"Sup brahs? We're a bit late right now, but it's time for the redue wedding!" Flare said to the camera.

"Promise you won't act like a wisepony again?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"I can't make any promises, but I'll try. Lion face." said Flare.

"Everything's ready! Flare Gun, are you recording?" asked Celestia.

"Royal wedding, take two! And... action!" said Flare. Then the music came on, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders skip by passing flowers everywhere, and the bride follows.

"Wait, where's Cadance's dad? Isn't the dad suppose to walk with the bride?" asked Flare.

"Shhhhh!" said Rainbow Dash.

"Sorry, sister! Sorry, I... couldn't help." said Flare. "B-T-W, NO YOU! Oh I rhymed!"

Celestia starts talking, "Mares and gentlecolts, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of the real Princess Mi Amore Cadenza..."

"Princess Cadance is fine." said Cadance.

"Hm. The union of Princess Cadance and Shining Armor." Celestia corrected. "The strength of their commitment is clear. The power of their love, undeniable. May we have the rings please?" Spike hands the rings to the bride and groom. "I now pronounce you mare and colt!"

The bride and groom run to the balcony where everypony is cheering down below. The bride and groom kiss, and everypony watches with a D'AWWW look on their faces.

"Ew! I think I'm gonna be sick!" said Spike. Flare then beats Spike on the shoulder. "OW! Rude much?"

Then Rainbow Dash flies up to the air and preforms her sonic rainboom.

"OOOH! I got that! I got that!" cried Flare. "Wow! Seeing Rainbow Dash preform a sonic rainboom in person really is epic! Because Friendship is Epic! Happy face!" Then Flare shuts off his recording.

Flare turns on the recording again at the reception. Flare records the bride and groom having their dance.

"Hello, everypony! Did I miss anything?" asked Princess Luna as she flies down.

"Yep! You missed everything! The wedding is over! Nopony's here! Winkey face." said Flare.

"Oh, Flare! You're such a gem!" said Luna.

"LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" cried Pinkie Pie with DJ Pon-3 at the DJ table. She starts the music, and throws Twilight a mic and she starts singing. Everypony starts singing and dancing, including Flare with his camera.

After a couple of hours of recording and chatting with everypony in the party, Flare meets up with his friends.

"Sup brahs?" said Flare.

"Hey, Flare!" they all said.

"Flare, you did a great job at the wedding!" said Twilight. "I can't thank you enough for everything!"

"Oh really, it's nothing." said Flare.

"It means alot to us to have ya as a friend, sugarcube!" said AppleJack.

"I agree! Thanks for dancing with me at the slow dance, but you didn't have to bring your camera with you!" said Fluttershy, then she giggled.

"And thanks for recording my awesome sonic rainboom! I'm gonna watch it, over and over and over and over again!" said Rainbow Dash.

"Oh dear, you have BBQ sause on your tux!" said Rarity.

"Oh, that's fine." said Flare.

"No really, I must clean that!" said Rarity going up to Flare's vest and wiping it with a napkin.

"No, Rarity. It's fine, it's fine." said Flare. "We already had the group picture!"

"Flare Gun. Thanks for coming to the wedding!" said Shinning Armor. "Any friend of Twilight's is a friend of mine!"

"Well I didn't think I'd be getting this much attention this early." said Flare. "It was never this way where I'm from."

"Aw, that's too bad. Well this is your home now!" said Cadance.

"What? I'm staying here in this courtyard?" asked Flare.

Cadance giggled. "No, silly! I mean Equestria!"

"LOL I knew that!" said Flare. Then he put on his troll face mask. "Problem?"

Then everypony laughed.

"Thank you reguardless, Flare! I hope we meet again!" said Shining Armor.

"We will! Don't worry, brah!" said Flare.

Twilight hugs Flare. "Couldn've done it without you!" she said.

"Hm, wait. I have something for you two!" Flare said to Shining Armor and Cadance. "Spike? Are you ready?"

"Ready, freddy!" said Spike.

Flare gives Ditzy Doo his camera. "Here Ditzy, hold this! And don't drop it!" he said to her.

Flare and Spike run up to the stage, and everypony watches.

"Sup Canterlot?" he said. "My name is Flare Gun, and you've seen what my flares look like, so I don't have to use them."

Everypony laughed.

"Listen, my bro Spike and I have something for the bride and groom tonight before they head to their honeymoon." said Flare. "UNO, DOSE, TRES, HIT IT!"

DJ-Pon3 turns on her DJ, and turns on Livin La Vida Loca.

Then Flare starts singing. "She's into supersition, black cats, and voodoo dolls!"

Then Spike starts singing. "I feel a premonition, that girl's gonna make me fall!"

Then the DJ switches the tune to Oh What A Night.

Flare starts singing, "Oh what a night! Late December back in '63. What a very special time for me, 'cause I remember what a night!"

Then Spike sings next. "Oh, what a night! You know I didn't even know her name, but I was never gonna be the same. What a lady, what a night!"

Then the DJ switches the tune to International Love.

Flare sings first. "We're from Mr. 305, dade county. To Mr. Worldwide, all around the world!"

"Heh heh, heh heh!" Spike sang.

"Now we're international! So international! International! So international!" sang Flare.

"Woooooooooo hoo!" cried Pinkie Pie.

"You can't catch me boy, catch me boy, I'm overseas at about 100 G's a show! Don't test me boy, don't test me boy, 'cuz I rap with the best fo' sho'! 3-0-5 till the death of me, cremate my body, let the ocean have what's left of me. But for now, forget about that! Blow the whistle, baby you're the referee!"

Then Spike sang: "You put it down like Canterlot, I snore alot! Wild like Ponyville, I-I-I feel so ill! Hotter than Las Pegasus, get it down sis! Whooooooooa, Miss International Looooove! Whoooooa, Miss International Love!"

Then the DJ switched the tune to What is Love.

"What is love?" Flare and Spike sang at the same time while the insturmental was going on.

"What is love?" Flare and Spike sang again while the insturmental continues.

Then the DJ switches the song to Edge of Glory.

"There ain't a reason you and me should be alone, tonight yeah baby, tonight yeah baby!" sang Spike. "I got a reason that you-hoo should take me home tonight!"

"It's time to feel the rush..." Flare sang. "To push the dangerous! I'm gonna run back to, to the edge with you, where we can both fall o'er in love!"

Then they both sang: "I'm on the edge... of glory!"

"And I'm hanging on a moment of truth." sang Spike.

"Out on the edge... of glory." they both sang.

"And I'm hanging on a moment with you!" sang Flare. "I'm on the edge!

"The edge." sang Spike.

"The edge." sang Flare.

"The edge." sang Spike.

"The edge."

"The edge."

"The edge."

"I'm on the edge, of glory!" they both sang. "And I'm hanging on a moment with you! Out on the edge with you!"

Then the DJ slowed down the tune and turned on "The Air Tonight".

Flare Gun fired his shoop da whoop in the sky when the drums were playing in the music.

Everypony was like, "Ooooooooo!"

"And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Hope!" sang Flare. "And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, oh Hope!"

"I can feel it in the air tonight, oh Hope, oh Hope!" sang Spike. "And I've been waiting for this moment all my ..."

Then the DJ switched the tune to Together Forver by Rick Astley.

"If there's anything you need, all you have to do is say." sang Flare.

"You know you satisfy everything in me, we shouldn't waste a single day." sang Spike.

"So don't stop me falling..." sang Flare.

"...It's destiny calling..." sang Spike.

"...The power, I just can't deny!" they both sang.

"It's never changin..." sang Flare.

"...can't you hear me, I'm saying..." sang Spike.

"...I want you for the rest of my life!" they both sang. "Together forver and never to part, together forever we two! And don't you know I would move heaven and Earth. TO... BE... TOGETHER... FOR... EVER... WITH... YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!"

The DJ turns off the music, and everypony cheers out loud for them. Rarity runs up the stage and hugs Spike very tight, and Fluttershy comes up and hugs Flare very tight.

"WOW! You two were amazing!" said Fluttershy.

"I'll say! Who knew a cute little dragon like Spikey-wikey can be such a great singer?" said Rarity.

Spike blushes. "Heh, heh! Yeah. You know it!"

"I hope the bride and groom liked it." said Flare. Flare walks down the stage along with Spike, and Derpy is still holding Flare's camera.

"WOW, Flare Gun and Spike!" said Cadance in excitment. "Thank you so much for preforming that for us!"

"Yeah, what a great finale to this wedding! Thank you." said Shining Armor. "THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TO MY WEDDING! YOU'RE ALL THE BEST!" Shining Armor yelled to everypony, then everypony cheered. Shining Armor shakes Flare's hand. "This is good-bye for now, buddy. I hope we meet again!"

"You're amazing, Flare Gun!" Cadance said to him, and gives him a kiss on the cheek.

"Surprise face!" said Flare as he blushes. "You're not cheating on him already are you?"

"WHAT? NO!" cried Cadance in embarrassment.

"I'm messing with you, sister!" said Flare. "I mean, if it's okay if I call you sister."

"No problem! I like slangs!" said Cadance. Cadance and Shining Armor walk to their carrage. Shining Armor has a heart-to-heart conversation with Twilight and he leaves.

"Ditzy may I have my camera back?" Flare asked Derpy. "Thank you!" then Flare says to his camera; "Well, that was the royal wedding. It was great! It was EPIC BRAH! I got to meet Twilight's parents, brother, Princess Cadance, I danced with Fluttershy, I flirted with Princess Luna, I got to sing with my best bro! Yep, as Rainbow Dash says, this was the best wedding ever! Well, it looks like it's time to say good-bye! I hope you all enjoyed these videos! I hope my kids, and everypony else's kids would less then three these videos too, and are thinking; 'why wasn't I there?' Well, I'm sure there could be another wedding like this. Maybe Princess Forlestia or Luna's marrage. Wow, that didn't sound right, two sisters getting married, that sounds wrong! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Well, I suppose it's time for..."

The video cuts off and says; "Camera memory full."

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