A Strange Adventure 3: Rainbow Dash Does Fanfiction

By NocturneD

Note: Warning. Unexpected ending ahoy. FIC CEPTION!
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Chapter 4

Rainbow Dash couldn't access her internet because some stupid ass pony who will not be named... Derpy... Whoops. She smashed the cable box that provides internet to the whole town of Ponyville that also shares with Cloudsdale. Where ever Dash freaking livings. It was like that all week because the workers didn't want to bother doing it right away and made up some fake holiday to put it off even further.

Dash had no choice but to do her job like normal that entire week. Pushing clouds and other clouds into random directions. Still she had access to her computer to write more chapters but she really wanted to see if she got anymore reviews. She already had two chapters up. She decided to leave work early since all she freaking did was move a stupid cloud here and there, honestly who gives a shit?

Dash decided to go see Twilight but she didn't because she was a loser. Along the way she punched Scootaloo in the face for no rhyme or reason. She hit Scootaloo so hard she hit her head on a fire hydrant only to crack her head open and brains to pour out onto the street. Dash felt proud of herself so she went to go celebrate by taking a piss on the front door of the Sugar Cube Corner. Pinkie Pie opened the door to only get splashed in the face by Dash's piss stream.

"Hi Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie smiled as the stream of pee started to unfurl her curly hair. "Why are you peeing on my door?"

"It's national piss on your friend's door day!" Dash was obviously drunk at this point.

Pinkie gasped, "It's a holiday? DO WE GET PRESENTS?"

"Yes. You get your door pissed on if I like you." Dash laughed.

Pinkie's head exploded for no reason. Instead of blood it was party streamers.

"This sucks." Dash continued to piss. "AH!" She pissed in her own eye.

Dash then decided to go visit Rarity. She knocked on Rarity's door. Rarity answered it as Spike was kissing her ass. Literally.

"Rainbow Dash what do I owe this surprise visit? OH!" Rarity squealed as Spike french kissed her ass.

Rainbow Dash took out a shotgun and blew Rarity's head clean off. Spike continued to kiss the wrong end. Sweetie Belle was too busy being annoying by going through her sister's stuff. "Hey Sweetie Belle!"

"Yes Rainbow Dash?" Sweetie Belle called.

"Take care of this egg will you?" Dash tossed Sweetie Bell a grenade without the pin. "It's special."

Sweetie Belle gasped as her eyes glistened, "A special egg? What's inside?"

Dash sneered, "You'll find out." Then she flew out the door. Behind her Rarity's store exploded.

Next was to see Apple Jack. Dash stole an ice cream truck and crashed it into the barn causing it to explode. Dash jumped out before it did. Now every pony in the Apple family are dead.

Dash then went to see Fluttershy. But in truth, she gave the yellow pony a choice. Be her wife or die. Fluttershy wasn't stupid. She always loved Dash and decided to do so. Unfortunately lesbian marriages weren't legal so they got married on the moon. That way they avoid a loophole. So now, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy continued the rampage across Ponyville. They sought out Twilight who was too busy reading Danielle Steele books which were awful. Fluttershy threw a grenade in there and blew up the library.

All was good. Celestia saw that Dash was causing so much mayhem. Celestia got made and teleported to Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. "RAINBOW DASH! I COMMAND YOU TO STOP!"

"No! Go the hell away!" Dash pointed.

"Okay." Celestia shrugged her shoulders then exploded.

Luna teleported to Rainbow Dash, "RAINBOW DASH! I COMMAND YOU TO MARRY ME!"

Dash blinked, "I'm already married to Fluttershy."

"Shit." Luna cursed then also exploded for no reason.

Just then BonBon shouted out the window, "INTERNET IS BACK!"

Rainbow Dash smiled and flew home to check her email. She opened it up to find out. She got no reviews in about a week. Not even for her latest chapter. She was mad. Then she cried. "I'm never going to write ever again!"

Fluttershy held Dash, "There there. It's okay. You don't have to write anymore if you don't want."

Then Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash kissed. The song Come To My Window by Melissa Etheridge starts playing in the background.

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Daring Do looked at her computer screen looking over what she had written. "What the hell was I on when I wrote this?" She rubbed her forehead. "Oh well. A fanfiction within a fanfiction within a fanfiction shouldn't be that bad. I do like Friendship is Magic. But I sure like making them do crude things."

Daring Do minimized her writing document screen to watch the latest episode of Friendship Is Magic on Pony tube. She smiled while uploading her story. "Oh that Rainbow Dash. What crazy shenanigans will you get into next?" She brought a soda can with a straw to her lips then sipped.

The upload was complete.

The end...

Dear Readers,

What I learned in over the ten years of having this account is that writing can lead to many possibilities. Sure everyone is different and their writing style is different. Some are more in depth than others. During my early years I wanted recognition when I wrote stories for Digimon, Arthur, Naruto and other things I liked during my childhood. Sometimes I got it, sometimes I didn't. The passion in writing seems to either dwindle or strengthen within the years.

At first. I thought having many reviews is what got your story noticed. Only thing was, you had to earn those reviews that people would like to comment on your work. It's not anyones fault if they don't. Readers have the right to read whatever they want without leaving a trace. Though the website updated over the years, my desire to have recognition didn't. I wanted to write something that would grab the viewers attention. At times I did and I should of been proud of what I had.

I written over twenty stories and only three or four times they reached the one hundred review mark. I felt like I could take on the world. Only problem I was only entertaining those people who would stop by and read my story. I went on hiatuses a few times during my ten year run to give writing a rest. But it always keeps pulling me back in in one way or another. I sometimes feel jealous of stories that get many reviews for only so few chapters but what I really should have been looking at is how they were able to attract such a crowd and learn for myself. Everyone here deserves to have their stories looked at. Most people earn their reviews while others just bait and switch hoping to just get a higher count.

Wanting reviews is one thing. That it's the today's getting many friends on Facebook. The higher the number, the more ego you develop. Sure having over two hundred friends are nice but do you seriously talk to them every night? Same with the reviews. Sure they are good to look at and make you feel good inside if the message is just saying your story rocks. No, reviews are for positive or negative feedback to help your story progress in better shape.

You can work as hard as you want on your story. It can be twenty to forty pages and sometimes you'll end up only getting two reviews. Heart breaking? By the sounds of it yes. But really, that's two people who came forward to drop you a line. Favorites and story alerts are people telling you that they want to see more of your story in the future. When looking in your email box, are you desperate to find a review alert? I know I was back then. Still a bit today but learned that you can't please everyone. While other stories that took five to ten minutes to put together somehow end up getting twenty reviews. Those stories I have no clue on how they get popular. Original character stories aren't bad. But if your story relies on requesting other people's original characters, then you better be prepared to work hard on pleasing them. Nothing is worse than having a story with everyone's characters then somehow the author ends up quitting leaving the story hanging.

So in retrospect. Stories are stories. Everyone wants to tell their own story whether it is from their favorite show, game, book. Or even their own original piece. You don't need ten, twenty, fifty, one hundred, five hundred, or even a thousand reviews to know your own story is good. The important part is that you cherish writing and want to share a story. Everyone keep up the good work. And thank you for putting up with me with my crazy stories.

Sincerely,

NocturneD

note: yeah I had no idea how to end this story. Sure Rainbow could of learned something but that's what these Strange Adventure stories are for. They are one shots and me just typing like a crazy man on the computer. Deal with it. Thank you for your tolerance.