The Brony Survival Guide

Chapter 5: Welcome to Ponyville

Writen By Jlargent

Me: Okay one reviewer suggested a chapter on Celestia and Luna and I'll think on it. Now I do not own MLP in any shape or form, typical disclaimers apply. And somewhere in Equestria there's a tombstone that reads 'Here lies the fourth wall: Constantly broken by Pinkie Pie'

You awake to the sounds of birds and the smell of flowers, you open your eyes to see that you are no longer in your bedroom but instead you are in a forest.

Now what? Do you explore the forest and hope that you can find civilization? Or do you stay where you are and try and figure out what to do? These are the questions that you'll ask yourself when you first arrive and depending on the situation prior to your arrival would determine what you should do.

Injured but alive.

It is possible that you could arrive just as you receive a major injury, say being hit by a car or stabbed by a knife and before blacking out you have a sensation of falling. In this case you should definitely stay where you are and wait for a pony to find you and take you to the hospital.

When you wake up you would most likely meet Twilight Sparkle who would be curious as to your species, now all that's left is lodging but that won't be too much of a problem.

Dead on arrival.

Unlike arriving when you are injured, you arrive just as you had died but you were given a second chance in life or somehow your soul arrives in Equestria and manifests itself into a body. In either event you should seek out Twilight Sparkle or Fluttershy.

Mysterious portal.

Now and again a mysterious portal opens and you becomes too curious and step through it as with before you should find Fluttershy or Twilight Sparkle and seek out their help on this.

Chosen by Celestia or another deity.

Sometimes the princess will choose a random human that had led a terrible life and give them a chance to heal in Equestria, now what you should do is talk to Twilight since she is Celestia's student and would have some understanding as to your current situation.

However if another deity chosen you to come to Equestria then it would mean that you were chosen to save Equestria from a horrible fate so you might as well get the answers from said deity. But more than likely it'll be a cryptic message.

What to do when you first meet the Mane 6.

First off don't lie about your origins, Twilight may not be the bearer of the Element of Honesty but she isn't that unobservant and try and ease her into it. Now if the other members of the group are with her try to be cautious since Applejack would protect her friends if you make any sudden gestures, if you are injured Fluttershy will try to treat your wounds depending on how bad they are, of course Pinkie would ignore all pretense and throw you a party, and finally Rainbow Dash would be suspicious of you until you prove that you are not a threat.

The next chapter will cover the possibility of being turned into a pony.

To be continued.

Me: I know, I know not much on this chapter but I promise to make up for it next time.

As always Hoody Hoo!