Meet the Pony Teamby AwesomeCasey795
Chapters
1. Meet the Big MacinHeavy
Back with a new Story. It's basically MLP versions of TF2 stuff, but mainly, I'm doing all the meet the teams first. I might do more tf2 stuff from youtube whenever I want, but whatever. Now with a new Story, This will be putting "The Ultimate War: VG Characters Vs. Ponies" on hold for quite a while. So Basiclly, MLP characters potray TF2 characters, but I'll announce the playable nine, and the announcer, of my choices.
Pinkie Pie as Pyro. Used name: "Pinkie Pyro"
Applejack as Engineer. Used name: "Apple-Engineer"
Rarity as Spy. Used Name: "Rari-Spy"
Big Macintosh as Heavy. Used Name: "Big Macin-Heavy/Heavy Weapons Pony"
Twilght Sparkle as Sniper. Used Name: "Twilight Sniper"
Rainbow Dash as Scout. Used Name: "Rainbow Scout"
Derpy Hooves as Soldier. Name used: "Derpy Soldier"
Zekora as Demoman. Used Name: "DemoMare" (It's gonna be hard making a meet the DemoMare...)
Fluttershy as Medic. Used Name: "Flutter-Medic"
Celestia as The Administrator/Announcer
And that's it. Let's get on with it, shall we?
Big Macintosh is seen holding a Minigun Close to the Screen. He then Puts it down, and takes a seat.
"The names' Big Macintosh. You can call me the Heavy Weapons Pony… And this… is my weapon." He said while putting his hand on the Minigun's handle.
"She weighs 150 Kilograms and fires $200 custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute… It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon… for 12 seconds." He said. The he is seen laughing for some reason. Then while rotating the barrel on the Minigun, he then stops and examines the Minigun saying, "Oh my god, Who touched Smarty Pants…?" he said softly? He then turned around with an infruiated look on his face. "alright…" he then said. He then yelled, "WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!
He then said, "Some Ponies think they can outsmart me… Maybe…*sniff* Maybe…". He said. "I have yet to meet one that can outsmart a bullet." He said holding a bullet in his hoof somehow.
He is then seen firing his Minigun in a battlefield, owing a lot of BLU team members. (AN: in all meet the teams, RED is pwning BLU, but TF2 fans should already know.) He then imitates crying to mock BLU. He then laughs. "Cry some more." He said. And then the screen goes black. He then chuckles and says, "Cry some more." Again. Then a picture of the entire crew is seen zooming out from Big Macin-Heavy with TF2's ending Flourish playing. And then, The Equestria Fortress 2 logo is seen at the farthest zoom out scale.
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2. Meet The Rainbow Scout
A group of RED team members are about to charge against the BLU team. A Rainbow Scout is in front to see what's ahead, and to ready the team. From The Rainbow Scout's View, A BLU Twilight Sniper is ready to attack. Then, a Rari-spy. Waiting for the enemies to come at them. An Apple-engineer is seen running to a Sentry she set up in case they come suddenly. A BLU Derpy Soldier is seen Juggling Grenades as she waits, with a Pinkie Pyro watching. Then the Rainbow Scout nods to signal the team to move out. She then clicks her scattergun as the Team Moves out. As they all run, A sentry fires at the Rainbow Scout. It misses due to the fast speed of the Rainbow Scout. As the camera Focuses on the Rainbow Scout, she is seen firing at BLU, and then jumping. She gets into a tunnel that leads to a BLU control point, with a Train bell ringing. a BLU Derpy Soldier and Pinkie Pyro are seen giving chase, but not aware of the incoming train. Soon after, they are hit and dragged by the train. The Rainbow Scout then dashes right in front of it to get across. She is then seen taking out a Bat. Then The background saying "Meet the Rainbow Scout" slides in. A few Seconds later, The Rainbow Scout is seen walking right in front of the Background. Kinda breaking the fourth wall. She then faces the screen and starts talking.
"Um, I dunno where to start with you. I mean… Do you even know who are you talking to?" She said. Then a clip of a BLU Big Macin-Heavy about to eat a Sanwich is then interrupted by the Rainbow scout tappig him on the head with her bat. (AN: The reason why The Sandvich is called the Sanwich instead is because of Big Mac's Texas accent. The reason why Sandvich was called Sandvich was because of heavy's Russian accent. Get it?) The BLU Big Macin-Heavy turns around.
"Yo, what's up?" The Rainbow Scout said. Going back to the Rainbow Scout's Talking, she then talks again.
"I mean, do you have ANY IDEA? ANY IDEA who I am?" she said. Then it goes back to the Rainbow Scout VS. Big Macin-Heavy fight. Where the Big acin-Heavy is trying to punch the Rainbow Scout, but the Rainbow Scout dodges. Both are screaming. Going back to the RS's talking,
"Basically… Kind of a big deal." She said. Then, The Rainbow Scout is seen trying to Strangle the Big Macin-Heavy with her bat. With the Big Macin-Heavy screaming. Then once again going back,
"Oh man, That's Beautiful." She said looking at one of her Wings. Then it is seen that the Big Macin-Heavy is trying to squish to Rainbow Scout. With the Rainbow Scout grunting in pain. Going back. She then says.
"You Listening? Ok. Grass Grows, Birds Fly, Sun shines, and Brother… I hurt Ponies…" She briefly hits the lens with her hoof. Leaving a hoof print on part of the lenses visible. Then Breifly, The Rainbow Scout is seen hitting the Big Macin-Heavy with her Bat in the Nuts while saying, "BOINK!" Going back, she said,
"…I'm a force of nature!" she said. Once again, she is seen briefly htting the Big Macin-Heavy with her Bat, only this time Saying, "BONK!" Going back briefly, she says,
"If you were from, were I was from…" it then switches back with A weak Big Macin-Heavy trying to reach for the Sanwich, "You'd be f*cking dead!" she said as in the fight, she finishes off the Big Macin-Heavy with a Blow to the head after climbing two boxes and jumping off of them. As she hit the Big Macin-Heavy, it switches back to the Talking sequence with the Rainbow Scout finishing with "WOOOOOOOO!" Then a picture of the entire crew is seen zooming out from Rainbow Scout with TF2's ending Flourish playing. And then, The Equestria Fortress 2 logo is seen at the farthest zoom out scale. On an aftermath… The Rainbow Scout is seen eating the Dead Big Macin-Heavy's Sanwich right on top of him.
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3. Meet the Rarispy
UPDATE 3/5/12 The other day, I saw the episode "Secret of my Excess", and after seeing it, i feel that i should change the end. also some minor errors have been fixed.
Before I start with this one, I have another character announcement.
Spike as The Scout's Mom. Referred to as Spike. (You will see why in this chapter)
The scene starts off with BLU's alarm bell ringing in 2fort. The Administrator (Celestia) then says over the loudspeakers: "INTRUDER ALERT! RED RARI-SPY IN THE BASE!" as she spoke, 3 out of a lot of panels lit up on a wall. It then zooms out to show a BLU Derpy Soldier looking at the wall saying: "A RED Rari-spy is in the base!" She then grabs a shotgun as she rushes for the Inteligence room. Going, "hut hut hut hut hut…" The Administrator then says over the loudspeakers: "Protect the briefcase!" and the Derpy Soldier says "We need to protect the briefcase!" it then turns to a BLU Rainbow Scout trying to open the door that leads to the inteligence room saying to the Derpy Soldier, "Hey, a little help here?" The Derpy Soldier then moves the Rainbow Scout aside saying, "I got that, stand back, Dash." The door opened if a correct PIN was entered. As The Derpy Soldier was trying to input it she said, "One, one, one, uh… one?" "Let's go, let's go!" The Rainbow Scout said. A BLU Big Macin-Heavy is seen coming in from a corner saying "Incoming." The Door is busted down by the Minigun as all 3 scream. "Hey, it's still here!" The Rainbow Scout said as she noticed the briefcase is safe. They all stop screaming.
"Ahem…" A voice said. It turns to reveal A BLU Rari-spy at the entrance holding what appears to be a dead comrade for some reason. "Everypony?" she said
Then the picture saying "Meet the Rari-spy appears" as soon as the brief fanfare stops the scene continues as she walks in to the intel room. "I see the briefcase is safe?" she asked her comrades.
"Safe and sound." The Derpy soldier said. "Yeah it is!" the Rainbow Scout said. "Tell me, did anyone manage to kill a RED Rari-spy on the way here?" She asked. There was no response. "No?" she asked. "Then we still have a problem…" she said as she put the dead body down which appears to be a BLU Twilight Sniper who was Backstabbed. "…And a knife." The Derpy Soldier said. "Ooh-hoo-hoo, big problem!" The Rainbow Scout said taking out the knife and spinning it around. "I've killed plenty of spies. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags, like you!" The Rainbow Scout Cuts herself with the knife "Ow! No offense." While closing the knife casually with impressive skill, the Rari-spy says, "If you managed to kill them, I assure you they were not like me… and nothing – nothing! – like the Filly loose inside this building!" The Rainbow Scout then said, "What are you, president of her fanclub?" The BLU Derpy Soldier chuckles a bit. The Rari-spy replies saying "No… that would be Spike!" she said while holding a folder. She slams the folder down to reveal incriminating photos of The RED Rari-spy embracing and making love with Spike in a Blue Shirt. The Rainbow Scout for some reason shockingly says "WHAT THE-?" and statters. The BLU Rari-spy then says "Indeed… and now she's here to f*** us! So listen up, Pegasus! Or Pornography starring a Baby Dragon will be the second worst thing that happens to you today…" she said while taking out a cigarette. The BLU Rainbow Scout shakes her clenched hoof at the Rari-spy while gathering all the Pictures for some odd reason. The Big Macin-heavy shows The Derpy Soldiers one of the photos with a smirk. "Oh!" The Derpy Soldier Said leering at the photo. The Rainbow Scout says "GIMME THAT!" While snatching the pictures from them in anger. The BLU rari-spy blows her cigarette.
"This Spy has already breached our defenses…" she said. It is then seen the RED Rari-spy running through the BLU Base Approaching a BLU Apple Engineer and her sentry. She slides an ElectroSapper while approaching them. With a revolver. The Sentry is Sabotaged and explodes. "Ack! SENTRY DOWN!" The BLU Apple Engineer exclaimed as she drops her wrench and tries to draw her pistol and shoot the Rari-Spy, but she is Too late as she is shot in the head. It then goes back to the BLU Rari-spy explaining the Dangers of an enemy Rari-spy. "You see what she's done to our colleagues!" She said gesturing at the Body of the dead BLU Twilight Sniper. It then shows the RED Rari-spy sneaking up on the BLU Twilight Sniper. A board creeks causing the BLU Twilight Sniper to turn and notice her. She tries to punch her, but she is thrown against a wall, dropping her Sniper Rifle in the process She then Grabs for her Kukri and swings it at her. But they miss. The RED Rari-spy hits her with her knife, leaving a gash on her face. She tries swinging the Kukri once more, but she is slashed in the chest upwards, then backwards, and then finishing her off with a backstab. She falls down screaming. Explaining the dead BLU Twilight Sniper at the beginning. "And worst of all… it COULD be ANY one of us!" A fight between the RED Rari-spy and a BLU Flutter-medic is seen as the Flutter-medic tries swinging a bonesaw at the RED Rari-spy, exclaiming, "Out, out!" (AN: IDK why Valve made hi say a "Go! Go! Go!" line. so i changed it a little.) The Rari-spy effortlessly blocks the attack, and then breaks the Flutter-medic's arm with the bonesaw. Causing her to drop the bonesaw. The Rari-spy's Body shimmers as she takes on the appearance of a BLU Flutter-medic. For some reason with the flutterage face. "No…" The Real BLU Flutter-medic Said. She is then strook in the neck by the disguised Rari-spy. Killing her. As her glasses fly off her face. The Rari-spy grabs the glasses and puts them on. Completing the disguise.
"It could be in this very room! It could be you, it could be me! It could even be-" The Rari-spy is cut off by The Derpy Solider Shooting her in the head with her shotgun. Causing her head to explode. "WHOA WHOA WHOA!" The Rainbow Scout said Surprised, dropping all the photos. "Augh…" The Big-Macin Heavy said. "What? It was obvious!"she pumps her shotgun, ejecting the spent shell "She's the RED Rari-spy! Watch, She'll turn red ANNY second now!" She said while poking part of her body with the barrel of her shotgun. "Annny second now… SEE? RED! No wait, that's blood." "So, we still got a problem" The Rainbow Scout opened the knife suspiciously while approaching the two BLU team members. "Big Problem… Alright, who's ready to go find the Spy?" It is then revealed the BLU Rainbow Scout was actually the RED Rari-spy. She is about to backstab them. "Right Behind you." The RED Rari-spy said. The BLU teammates turned around
Then a picture of the entire crew is seen zooming out from the RED Rari-Spy with TF2's ending Flourish playing. And then, The Equestria Fortress 2 logo is seen at the farthest zoom out scale, however, the BLU Derpy Soldier and Big-Macin-heavy are heard being stabbed to the ending flourish. On an aftermath, with the BLU briefcase in tow, she then picks up one of the Pictures, where Her and Spike are seen "Holding hands" she then says, "Ah, my little Spikey-Wikey…" She then walks away.
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For those familiar with TF2, If you have any questions why I chose spike as the scout's mom, PM me.
4. Meet The Twilight Sniper
Sorry I haven't updated this in a while! Was too busy caught up with many things. Anway, before I start, I finally figured out why most fans (like me) have Twilight taking the spot as the Sniper. Well the Sniper has Parents, right? Well so does Twilight! And we actually see them in Episode 23, Season 1. but anyway, Let's get on with it, shall we?
The scene starts off with a Camper being driven in a remote outback for some odd reason with two odd signs. One with the TF2 headshot kill icon, and another saying, "F.O.A.D."Then, a view inside it shows a bobblehead of Discord. Then Twilight's Hoof is seen drawing closer to it. She then "Flicks" it. Saying "Boom. Headshot." Then The image saying "Meet The Twilight Sniper" appears as background music starts playing instead of the brief TF2 fanfare. She is then seen driving the camper.
"Being a Sniper is a good job…" she said at the reader. She then continues. "Challenging work, added doors, I guarantee you won't go angry, because at the end of the day, as long as there are two ponies left on the planet, somepony's gonna own somepony dead." As she spoke she is seen finshing facial hygiene as she looks at pictures next to a mirror of classes she has dealt a headshot to they all have an "X" on them. She is mainly looking at a picture of a BLU Big Macin-Heavy. It is then shown her shooting the Big Macin-Heavy in the head with her sniper rifle. As the BLU Big Macin-Heavy fell, a small bit of the bullet hits the glass bottle of a BLU DemoZebra as she was drinking it. Causing it to shatter in her eye. (AN: Yes, I replaced the Achohol bottle with a glass water bottle. So that means Zekora won't get drunk.)
Since it shattered in her "Good eye" she is seen scrambling blind. She hits herself against a wall, and then pulls out her grenade launcher, and fires at random, but she falls and lands on top of wheel barrels, but the Grenades ricocheted into the same spot where she fell. Causing the Wheel Barrels to explode. "Ooh." She said watching the DemoZebra fall. She is then seen using payphone. As she is talking to her parents. "Dad? Dad, I'm…y-…Not a crazed gunpony, Dad, I'm an assassin! Well, the difference being one's a job, and the other's mental sickness!" She then says to the reader, still driving her Camper, "I'll be honest with you. My Parents…Do NOT care for it." She is then seen sniping from a tower, looking through her scope. "I think her ally saw me…" she said. Then, bullets ricochet near her, causing her to duck and withdraw her sniper rifle. "YEAH! Yeah she did!" she said while taking cover.
Then, a fast clip of her is seen sniping. Drinking a decaf in a mug as she waits, as these jars with "Jarate" fill up as time goes by. (AN: Jarate is actually the urine of the sniper, and uses it as a weapon. You know what that means? In this case, Jarate is TWILIGHT'S PISS! O.O seriously, imagining her peeing into a jar would be creepy.) Then a clip of her is seen Impaling a BLU Rari-spy with her Kukri. As she withdraws the Kukri, the BLU Rari-spy drops dead. She then goes back narrating to the reader, "Feelings! Look, you know who has a lot of feelings? Jerks that beat their wifes to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards:"she is seen taking one last look at the dead BLU Rari-Spy. "Be polite,"She headshots a BLU Fluttermedic, "Be efficient." Headshots a BLU Derpy Soldier, then a BLU Pinkie Pyro then as she finishes, as she is seen sniping at the screen, "Be on a mission to kill everypony you meet." She then fires the Sniper. Where the screen goes black. Then a picture of the entire crew is seen zooming out from the RED Twilight Sniper with TF2's ending Flourish playing. And then, The Equestria Fortress 2 logo is seen at the farthest zoom out scale. On the after math, she is seen still talking on the payphone. "Dad, dad…put-*sighs* put mom on the phone!"
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5. Meet The Apple Engineer
Sorry for not updating in a while! I was caught up with other things SOO much, I forgot about the story. Now I'm back with Meet The Apple-Engineer! Enjoy.
The scene opens with the Meet The Pony Team image and fanfare with the text saying "Meet The Apple-Engineer". Then it then shifts to a scene of a RED Apple-Engineer playing music with an Acoustic Guitar while sitting on top of a toolbox, next to a counting machine (showing the number of Sentry gun kills she's gotten. She apparently has 209.) she's also in front of a truck (filled with a bunch of BLU intel briefcases) she then faces the reader and starts talking.
"Hey look buddy. I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems." She said. A Sniper bullet ricochets near her. She still continues. "Not problems like, "What is beauty?," because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of "philosophy"." She said. Shotgun bullets then ricochet near her. "I solve practical problems." She then said. She stops playing and reaches into the box with the kill counter and pulls out a bottle of "Blustreak Beer" (WTF) and takes a quick drink. While doing so, a level one Sentry Gun she built is heard firing and killing a BLU Big Macin-Heavy as it is heard screaming. The kill counter goes up to 210. She then continues playing and says, "F'r instance…" the view then changes to show that a BLU Twilight Sniper is seen aiming at the RED Apple-Engineer. "how am I gonna stop some big, mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?" she said. The level 1 Sentry Gun that killed a BLU Big Macin-Heavy fires at the BLU Twilight Sniper. She is stuck down, but her screaming sounds like that of a Derpy Solider for some reason. "The answer…" a level 2 Sentry Gun fires. Killing a BLU Rainbow Scout as it is heard screaming. "…use a gun. And if that don't work…" a level 3 sentry gun then fires missles; apparently at an enemy. "…Use more gun..." She then stops playing and listens to see where the missles hit. What sounds like a BLU Rainbow Scout is heard loudly exclaiming "MY FORELEG!". But the severed hoof lands between the Apple-Engineer and the level 1 sentry, but the hoof appears to be that of a BLU Twilight sniper for some reason. The Apple-Engineer continues talking. "…Like this heavy caliber tripod mounted little old number designed by me…" she kicks the hoof away, as the level 1 Sentry Gun fires at it. "…Built by me, and you best hope…" she then takes a deadly serious look and tone. "…Not point it at you…"
She is then heard playing a different tone on her guitar as her Sentry guns are heard firing at and killing enemy classes. Then a picture of the entire crew is seen zooming out from the RED Apple-Engineer with TF2's ending Flourish playing. And then, The Equestria Fortress 2 logo is seen at the farthest zoom out scale.
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6. Meet The Derpy Soldier
The short opens with a BLU Pinkie Pyro blowing her Flamethrower while laughing and then Taunting. But she is then blown up by a rocket. A BLU DemoZebra is also seen taunting. Then is blown up by a Rocket. Lastly, a BLU Big Macin-Heavy is doing his taunt attack, but right when he does it, as soon as he says, "POW!", he's blown up by a rocket. Then the Meet the Team image and fanfare comes up with the text "Meet the Derpy Soldier". And some soldier stuff on the image. It then shifts toa scene of the RED Derpy Soldier addressing like a hardened drill sergeant to what appears to be a group of other Derpy Soldiers."If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!... ." she said to the "other Derpy Soldiers". "Sun Tzu said that! And I'd say he knows a *puts herf hoof on one of the "other Derpy Soldier"'s hat* LITTLE more about fighting then *looms at the one of the "other Derpy Soldier's" face* YOU DO, PAL! because he INVENTED IT!" she said looking at a different one. She then goes back to acting like a drill sergeant. "and then he perfected it, so that no living pony could best him in the ring of honor!"
The scene suddenly shifts to in the middle of a control point battle as the RED Derpy Soldier is seen screaming in a battle cry while holding her shovel and moving like crazy. She then takes off heading for the control point. She then Guns down a BLU DemoZebra with her shotgun. The BLU DemoZebra was trying to shoot her with grenades. Eventually, the grenades explode behind the Derpy Soldier. She switches to her Rocket Launcher. A RED DemoZebra is heard exclaiming "To the left!" a BLU Fluttermedic is seen firing her syringe gun trying to take out the RED Derpy Solider. "MAGGOTS!" the RED Derpy Soldier says while firing a rocket at the BLU Fluttermedic, blowing her up. A RED Twilight Sniper and Big Macin-Heavy are seen heading for the control point with her as the RED Big Macin-Heavy is heard exclaiming, "Go! Go! Go!"
The scene goes back to the "Drill Sergeant RED Derpy Soldier" scene. "Then he used his *pulls two grenades from her bandoleer to illustrate "two"* fight money to buy two of every single animal in Equestria, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap *bashes the grenades together* out of every single one!" The Scene then goes back to the Control Point battle scene as The RED team is trying to get the control point. "Sentry up there!" A Red rainbow scout is heard as the rED Derpy Soldier passes it. She then rocket-jumps to use a shortcut to get to the control point, killing a BLU Apple-Engineer in the process. As she finshes her way from the shortcut, a BLU Big Macin-Heavy and Pinkie Pyro are defending the control point as the RED Derpy Soldier Blows them up before landing. She takes out her shovel as a BLU Rari-Spy is seen becoming visible; about the backstab the RED Derpy Soldier. But the RED Derpy Soldier suddenly whacks her with the shovel. Knocking a tooth out of her.
It then goes back to the "Drill Sergeant Derpy" scene. Derpy chuckles and then finishes by saying, "And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a ZOO!" It turns out that all the "other Derpy Soldiers" were actually Gibbed BLU Apple-Engineer, Pinkie Pyro, Big Macin-Heavy, Rari-Spy, Fluttermedic, DemoZebra, Twilight Sniper, and Derpy Soldier heads with BLU Soldier hats on them placed on top of a fence. The BLU Fluttermedic Head then falls. Then a picture of the entire crew is seen zooming out from the RED Derpy Soldier's Head with TF2's ending Flourish playing. And then, The Equestria Fortress 2 logo is seen at the farthest zoom out scale. On a brief Aftermath, The RED Derpy Soldier then says, "Unless it's a farm!" while facing the fallen BLU Fluttermedic Head.
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7. Meet the Pinkie Pyro
I am super sorry I forgot about this story. But now that Meet the Pyro is out, and I noticed the transcript, get ready for Meet the Pinkie Pyro! Also, I've many changes of plans in most things, so expect some changes in the rest. You'll probably enjoy this better if you have read "Cupcakes" but if you haven't, you probably shouldn't read it right now. I suggest you go watch the original Meet the Pyro if you haven't seen it already.
The Meet the Pinkie Pyro titlecard comes into view, only for it to be seen burning away, revealing a RED Pinkie Pyro walking into a small town of some sort… It then cuts to an office of some sort. Showing a RED Big MacinHeavy Almost in silhouette.
"I ain't scared of any pony. But her…" He said. He then draws closer, with a small look of fear on his face. "She scares me." It then shifts to a view from the Pinkie Pyro's shoulder. BLU pony mercs can be seen running and hiding. A BLU Apple Engie shuts a door before a BLU Rainbow Scout can join her inside as the BLU rainbow Scout violently pulls on the handle. It then cuts back to the room. Only with a RED Rainbow Scout almost in silhouette.
"No… I-I ain't talking about that freak, alright?" The Rainbow Scout said. Worried, she tries to tug off the lavalier microphone from her shirt, Her wings unfold in panic as she sits upright in the chair.
"She's not here, is she?" She tugs even harder and walks towards the camera.
"How do I get this f# %ing thing off!?" She then knocks over the camera.
It then cuts into a scene where she kicks down a door with a BLU Demomare hiding inside. The RED Pinkie Pyro has her flamethrower ready. It then cuts back to the room, but only with a RED Rarispy in the room, and not in silhouette unlike the others.
"One shudders to imagine what beastly thoughts lie behind that mask…" she says with slight signs of fear.
It then cuts to the RED Pinkie Pyro using her flamethrower to engulf a wooden town in flames.
"…what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?" The RED Rarispy finishes. It then cuts to inside one of the RED Pinkie Pyro's eyepieces on her mask. It then shows a binocular view, showing a psychedelic dreamscape as Do You Believe in Magic begins playing. Her view shows colorful hills with lollipops and more fantasy like things. She is seen with a Rainblower that is spraying a rainbow mist instead of her flamethrower. She is also heard laughing in the background. Within the dreamscape, all the BLU mercs look like cherubs and sound like babies. A BLU Big Macinheavy appears and bounces on the ground. The Pinkie Pyro grabs a lollipop from the ground, holds it up and cheers. The two seem happy. In the dreamscape she is seen putting the lollipop in the cherub BLU Big MacinHeavy's mouth with style, but in reality, she is seen killing it with an axe. It then cuts back to the dreamscape, Showing a cherub version of a BLU Rainbow Scout. She is seen flying around then resting on the Rainblower. The RED Pinkie Pyro blows bubbles in her face, but in reality, she's seen shooting the Rainbow Scout with a flare gun as the BLU Rainbow Scout is heard screaming. It then goes back to the dreamscape, where a cherub version of a BLU Fluttermedic is seen peeking from a box. It then pops back into the box. The Pinkie Pyro notices this, and closes the box, but in reality, she traps the Fluttermedic in a shed. By barring the door with the axe.
"NO!" The BLU Fluttermedic yelled out, but then the shed and her is engulfed in flames as she is heard screaming. The Pinkie Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from the rainblower. As she passes, the Balloonicorn appears as more BLU Cherub pony mercs begin to appear, and the cherub BLU Apple Engineer and RariSpy ride it. The BLU pony cherubs salute and celebrate the Pinkie Pyro as she passes by, but in reality, a massacre is occurring. A BLU Demomare can be heard yelling "I'M BURNING!" as a BLU Derpy soldier is knocked by a destroyed sentry explosion as an Apple Engineer can be seen also getting knocked back. A BLU Rainbow Scout can be seen fleeing. Then, a BLU Twilight Sniper is seen flying out of a two story building, and she crawls to a pony leg and grasps it.
"HELP!" She exclaimed. But the pony she was holding the leg of was the RED Pinkie Pyro, and she is then engulfed in flames as she is heard screaming while flames reflect in the eyes of the RED Pinkie Pyro. It then shows the ending flourish zooming out from the RED Pinkie Pyro, but the RED Apple Engineer has a rather worried look on her face. Showing that she is also afraid of her. After the ending flourish shot, it then shows the dreamscape once more with the RED Pinkie Pyro walking into the sunset, but then it zooms out to show a BLU Derpy Soldier, with a giant gaping hole in her chest. She then clutches it, and drops dead with a stifled groan. BLU Corpses can be seen lying everywhere as the town begins to collapse due to the flames. The RED Pinkie Pyro is heard whistling Do You Believe in Magic. It then fades to black.