Madness War Part 3

Celestia and Luna walked towards the throne room, Starswirl leaving them to head towards his old quarters.

"Sister, how do you think you will fare against Brother?"

"I...don't know. However, I know I can give him a run for his bits." Celestia then smiled, looking towards her sister. "If I lose, you will go in and finish it. I should be able to weaken him enough for you to beat him."

"I..."

"Please...We need to do this. My heart cannot take this anymore. I wish for the old days were I can sooth him with my voice alone. But now we face against him, where his own powers are being used against his mind. I want my Dis, I want him to be by my side once again."

They came before the door to the throne room. A door with a face. Both sisters look at one another before they knocked on the door. The door twitched before it grew at them. They back pedaled when the face began to grow off the door, yawning while doing so. It smacked its lips, looking around once with sleepy eyes before looking at the sisters.

"Of all the things to bother my nap! A couple of horses!" Luna growled, before she marched up to the door.

"We demand entrance to throne room!"

"And I want ham and cheese sandwich. But I don't have one on me, so we both are not getting what we want, are we?" Celestia gently pulled her sister back before putting a small smile on face.

"May I ask who you are sir?"

"Well, at least someone has manners." Luna simple stuck her tongue out the door. "I am the Demon Door of Brightwood Forest..." Demon Door taking another look around to see that he was not in said forest. "Which...I am currently not in at the moment."

There was a few moments of silence, before the inevitable happen.

"WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IN ALBION AM I!"

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Breathing deeply, Starswirl looked behind him to see various traps and curses setting themselves off by various ways after he quickly ran through them.

"Silver can kiss my flank. Old pony I am, but I still the quickest Adventurer there ever was!" He took a step forward, before quickly pulling the leg back when an arrow came flying out of wall. Shock at nearly losing his leg to an arrow of all things. The arrow was aimed straight at his knee cap, which would have crippled him, at least for a bit. He also couldn't help but feel that somewhere out there, someone laughing at him. He grunted and continued on, this time, making sure to avoid any more traps.

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Celestia quietly soothed the crying Demon Door as he could not believe he was stolen. Luna couldn't help but laugh uproariously at the suppose high and mighty 'Demon' Door.

"Please good sir, can you let us through." Celestia asked, glaring at her younger sister, still rolling on the ground, laughing herself silly.

"First it was that bloody joker placing those thing inside, a bloody trouser and cap, of all things to put in behind a door! Then that persistent fool of a hero comes and does all the stupid things I ask and I could not help but feel ashamed at what I did! Finally I get a chance to redeem myself, only to find myself back in Brightwood! And not a single person ever walks by! Now I am stolen from my spot and I can only imagine what is going to happen once I get back!"

"Um...Mr. Demon Door."

*Sob * "Oh woe is my fate! To be the ever growing fool! Just smite me now and destroy me before someone put a brothel behind my door!" This only caused Luna to laugh harder.

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Starswirl grumbled, this was the 20th arrow trap that he set off, all of them aimed at the knee. It like the universe was trying to tell him something. Frankly, he was getting tired of it. He looked up to see a end to the current hall way he was in.

"Finally." He walked in to the room, and sat down, his jaw hanging staring in shock.

He was in a Penrose Room.

He looked all around him, even at the hall he just came through, praying that it was still there. Stairs were everywhere as well as doors and halls. Then, he heard footsteps, he looked up to see a pony walking the step above him...upside down.

"Excuse me! How do I get out of here?" The pony he talked to look 'up' at him, causing Starswirl to have a near heart attack, as he was looking at himself.

"I been wondering that myself. I been here three hours. Though apparently time works differently here." His other self stated. "Just pick a door and go through, if you see another self running around, ignore it. You just wasting your time." He then turn to continue on his task.

Starswirl just sat there, his mind just about to crack, but shook his head and rushed through one of the doors.

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"There there, dear. All better?"

*Sniff * "Yes."

*Snort * "Is the wittle waby dwoor going to cwy for its mommy." Luna teased, gaining a glare both from her sister and door.

"Please good door, can we gain access to the Throne room?"

"I am afraid, dear, that I can't simply open myself up to you. A task must be perform, the ancient magic that created me carried over with me."

"What task must be perform then?"

"Anything I chose really."

"Then give us a task, foolish door. We tarry for too long." Luna demand. The Demon door glared at her, before a mischievous smirk appear on its face.

"You must play dress up."

"Well..."Celestia took a step back, unsure what it meant. "As what?"

"A fool." Demon door look towards Celestia, "But not you my dear, it the blue one that must dress the fool. You are far to stunning to dress as one."

"WHAT!"

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Tiredly walking the blasted stairs and hallways, running into himself several times the past few hours, he couldn't but feel that all of this was strictly unnecessary.

"I mean really, a prenrose room. Those paintings were bad enough, but this takes the cake."

"Excuse me! How do I get out of here?"

"And there I am." he grumbled under his breath, before looking up to speak to his younger self.

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*Giggle * "Now make her hair look like a clown's."

"Tia..."

"Almost done."

"Oh! And give her a clown nose! That honks when squeezed!"

"TIA!"

"Oh its perfect! Ho ho! Don't you look so foolish now!" The Demon Door chirped in happiness, all the while Celestia was struggling not to laugh at her younger sister's form. She was wearing what appeared to be a clown suit, 2 sizes bigger than she was, her hair was curly and various colors and had white paint on her face. Along with a red large nose.

"Do a dance and song!"

"No..."

"Then I am not opening."

"You only said dress up!" Luna protested.

"Well I changed it. Now sing and dance." Luna hung her head, before walking back a few paces. She then did a small tune and dance.

"Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the carriage to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty colt, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggpony, they are the eggpony.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob."

Luna never felt so embarrassed in her entire life. Both the door and Celestia were in tears, laughing so hard from the simple tune and dance, but combine with the way she looked, it was too much.

"Are. we. Done. Now." Luna gritted her teeth.

"Yes yes, now I have something to say at the retirement home!" The Demon door split down the middle slowly opening. Both Luna and Celestia walked through, ready to confront Discord.

Said being took one look at them from the throne, and fell off laughing.

"Oh...oh...Lulu...what are you wearing!" Discord laughed, barely able to breathe. Luna stood stock still, only figuring out that she still had the clown suit on. She shrieked in anger, her entire form glowed, shredding the suit and reverting everything back to normal...almost everything.

*Cough * "Um...you missed something Lulu." Discord stated, struggling not laugh, scratching his nose . Luna looked towards her nose, still seeing the clown nose on her face, she took it off before stomping on it viciously.

*Squeak*

*Squeak!*

*SQUEAK!*

She then set it on fire.

After a few moments pass. Discord spoke up.

"Feeling be-"

"DON'T!" Luna warned him, glaring daggers at him.

"Well, moving on. So Tia, Lulu." Luna's right eye twitched, "What brings you to our home...other than to catch me. Given the fact that you simply walked into the castle and not burst through the ceiling. Something tells me that this is a different than our usual social calls."

"Indeed Dis...I am here to help you."

"Please Tia, I am fine."

"No, you are not."

"This is my true nature!"

"To cause chaos?"

"YES!"

Celestia simply shook her head, she gave him a sad smile. This was enough to cause Discord to be on guard.

"Then I call forth the Royal Decree: The Right for the Crown of Equestria." Discord stiffen when he felt ancient magic wash over him, demanding that he answer the call. By nature of the curse, it riled against it. However, the ancient magic was far stronger, as well as part of Discord demanding that he answer the call.

"I...see." Discord said, standing from his seat. "And both of you against me?"

"No, just me Dis."

"And what is stopping Lulu here from joining in the fight?"

"Ancient magic, she can not join in any form whatsoever. Do you refuse the call?"

Discord gritted his teeth, he couldn't go against the call, the magic would cast him aside from the throne if he refused without a good reason. And he had none. Celestia trapped him.

"Yes."

End of Chapter.

What you guys think so far?

Any improvements, ideas, or anything. I am thinking of bringing in a summon to battle along side for a time, name some beings that can bring the fight. Anything short of Halo to Naruto. Or not a good idea?

Granted, I am not versed in many areas of mangas or games, so I will take time to understand moves and such.

Thanks everyone!