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DO NOT TAKE THIS CHAPTER SERIOUSLY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

The following section must be read like a cheezy c plus scifi movie. In other words, read the story like it was being read off script and with little to no emotions whatsoever. Also, will explain at the end of the chapter.

()()()()()()() Cantelot Castle ()()()()()()()

Starswirl, Celestia, and Luna walked up to the castle.

"Discord, we have come for you." Luna called up, with zero emotion in her face and eyes.

"Oh noes." was heard.

*scene change *

Celestia and Luna stand before Discord, who at the moment was reading the script before hastily throwing it off stage. Starswirl walked up with a bag in his mouth.

"Here Princess. The elements of harmony."

"Starswirl, I am betrayed. You pay now." Discord snapped his finger. A flimsy looking cardboard cutout of a lighting bolt slowly makes his was towards Starswirl.

"Oh noes." the bolt touch his chest, and the 'lighting bolt' falls flat on the floor. "Ack, I am a dead." For a minutes he stood there, before falling over, stiff as a board. Clover quickly walks over to her 'dead' master.

"Oh noes!"

"You go too far Discord. Now feel power of the elements." Celestia said, completely voided of anything that could be call an emotion. She dropped the bag and another cut out of the 'elements' drop from above and surround Celestia and Luna.

"Prepare you self, brother."

"Fire."

Once again, a cardboard cut out of the beam of 'energy' came from behind Celestia and Luna, slowly making its way towards Discord.

"Oh noes." Discord 'cried' out. He then did several things.

1. He payed his taxes

2. He finished his Bachelors Degree

3. He played several rounds of Shogi with Shikamaru Nara

4. Participated in a rap battle (Third Place)

5. Ate cheese with Sherogorath

6. Change his form to that of a human man.

7. Renamed himself Q

8. Hassled the people aboard the Enterprise

9. Changed himself back to Discord.

10. Help create the first Shaw-Fujikawa translight engine

11. Help create the game of Twister

12. Cursed a being whose only livelihood was selling cabbages.

The 'beam' continued on, though it was far more along its path than before. Just about 12 inches away from Discord's last position. Discord walked back into place, all the while Celestia and Luna stood their, a clear look of boredom on their face, before they schooled their faces back into the ultimate poker faces. After a few seconds, just before touching Discord, the 'beam' stop. For a minute, nothing happen, before Discord scooted forward before he finally touched it.

"Oh noes." Discord stated, "I is turning to stone, oh woe is my fate." He then place himself into several positions before finally settling on a Mr Olympia pose.

"We have victory." Celestia said.

"Yay." Luna 'cheered'

"Now we will rule in peace and have harmony."

For a few minutes, nothing happen.

"Ok, jealous now." Luna called out. She walked off, before returning looking like she was doused in pitch black paint. "We have eternal night forever. And I is call Nightmare Moon."

"Oh noes!"

END.

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You may now read it like normal.

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In the movie theater, hundreds of ponies sat staring at the screen, unable to believe what they just witness. Suddenly, a single pony got up and begin to clap. It was very slow clap, that only got slower when she notice that no one else was joining her.

Pinkie Pie continue the clap before she felt some pony touch her shoulder. She turn to he friend Twilight Sparkle staring at her, her eyes wide and slowly shaking her head. Pinkie looked down in shame before quietly sitting back down.

()()()()()() Up in the VIP box ()()()()()()

Celestia, Luna and Discord watch the screen with mixed emotions.

"It was...niiiiice?" Celestia said slowly, unsure if she should be more blunt with her response. Luna however took care of that.

"I want to gore someone with my horn. Not only that, I want to do it slowly and as much pain I can physically cast onto a person."

"Discord?"

*sniff * "That was the most beautiful story I have ever had the joy of seeing." Discord wiping tears from his eyes. Celestia sweatdropped at this phrase, giving a small smile at Discord's response. Luna face fault into the ground.

"IT WAS HORRIBLE!"

"NO IT WAS NOT! IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTFIUL THING I HAVE EVER WITNESS!"

"HOW CAN YOU LIKE THIS TRASH!"

"AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE SCREAMING IN THAT STUPID ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE OF YOURS"

"I'M WORKING ON IT!"

Celestia only smiled, shaking her head at the two as they bickered.

No matter how old they get...they still act like children. But I really want to know who made this, if only to protect them from Luna.

End of Joke Chapter.

A/N: I created this as a response to someone telling me to finish. Its not a true chapter, nor is it a preview either. The true chapter is much longer and has a different sequence of events.

If this is funny, please tell me so!

Review please!