Here's the climatic chapter and probably one of my best yet. It's a parody of the scene from Aladdin where Jasmine distracts Jafar so Aladdin can grab the lamp, so I don't own the scene. It is a parody. Please enjoy.

Ch. 8: Rescue the Princess

As the Ponies were flying off to rescue Celestia, said princess had just woken up from her slumber. Opening her eyes, she found herself in the ruins of her and Luna's old home and resting on pink silk pillows. She then recalled what had happened to her: Discord invading her castle; the chase throughout the castle and labyrinth; Discord holding her…

"Discord!" she cried, jumping to her feet.

"Don't worry, darling," purred an all-too-familiar voice. "I'm here." Celestia turned to see Discord looking at her with flirt in his eyes from a working table beside him.

"Did you have a bad dream?" he asked her, floating over to her. "I'll be more than happy to hold you."

"Stay away!" she threatened, aiming her horn at him…only to find no horn at all. How could she forget that Discord took away her horn and wings? She then tried to run for it, but her back leg jerked back when she did, forcing her to fall into her pillows. Looking at her leg, she saw to her dismay that she's chained to the wall.

"Are you alright, Tia?" Discord asked, real worry in his voice as he rushed to her side. "Hold still; let me see."

Celestia shuddered as he caressed her chained leg and made sure no bones were broken. He may be doing it gently, but the Alicorn just can't stand his obsession…

Wait, it just might give her the chance she needs to find out what he's doing. She then looked over his head and spotted a sheet of paper that's ripped on its one side, indicating that it's a page torn from a book. On it is a drawing of the Golden Arrow.

"I see you're looking at my work," Discord said, bringing her attention to him. "Yes, I am making my own Golden Love Arrow, and you'll be happy to know that there's no cure for me."

"What are you saying?" she demanded with fear.

"According to the book I got the page from," he answered, "the spell cannot be broken if the Arrow strikes me in the heart…which it did."

"And if you hit me in the heart with the Arrow you make…" she replied with fear in her voice.

"You will become mine," he purred, looking up at her with a seductive smile. "Isn't it wonderful?" He then traced a claw across her bottom jaw to her chin.

"We will be made for each other once more," he whispered to her softly before planting a soft kiss on her cheek. "It will be great to be lovers once more…just like when we were kids."

"Discord, please…" she begged, shivering as he then planted kisses on her neck. "Don't do this…"

Then she spotted something—or someone—in the window behind them. Twilight Sparkle! She then held a hoof to her lips to signal the princess to stay quiet. She and the others are going to try and rescue her! She has to distract him but how? Maybe if…it's crazy but worth a shot…

"Oh, Discord…" she purred into his ear. "You don't have to use the Arrow to have me love you back. I already have feelings for you too." The surprised Discord looked up at her with surprise.

"You do?" he asked, feeling his heart leap with joy.

"Of course, silly," she giggled. "Your chaotic abilities are what I find…attractive about you." He then gave her a flirty smile.

"Well, then, kitty-cat," he purred, wrapping his tail around her, "what do you find…attractive about me?" As he asked her that question, Twilight, Luna, Spike, and their friends snuck into the room via open windows. They are planning to grab the page, destroy Discord's work on his Arrow, and then save Celestia. All she has to do is stall him.

"You're…tall…" she purred, gazing into his mismatched eyes, "…colorful…creative…humorous…" As Celestia was "swooning" over Discord, Spike and the Ponies quietly crept towards the desk where the page and work was sitting.

"Go on…" Discord whispered softly to the Alicorn. Celestia just smiled at him and wrapped her front legs around his neck.

"And your snaggletooth," she said, softly brushing her muzzle up and down said tooth, "makes you so…feisty. You have truly stolen my heart a long time ago…" As this was going on, Kaa slithered into the room to check on his master via crack in the doorway. He gasped when he saw the Ponies approaching the desk slowly.

"MAS—!" He tried to cry out to Discord, but Rainbow Dash and Applejack jumped and held him down, gagging him with Applejack's hat. Fortunately for the Ponies, Discord didn't hear the cry. He was too focused on the sparkle in Celestia's eyes.

"And your silly little Ponies?" he asked, nuzzling his muzzle into her neck. She sighed at his gentle nuzzling.

"Oh, they don't get you like I do…" she answered, gazing into his red pupils with fluttering eyelashes. Twilight had almost reached the page…

CRASH! When struggling to get out of Applejack and Rainbow's grip, Kaa knocked a nearby vase with his tail to grab his master's attention, and it smashed into the stone floor. Hearing the crash, Discord started to turn to find out what it was, but Celestia grabbed his head and pressed her lips into his for a kiss. That caught his attention completely because he closed his eyes and returned the kiss, running his talons through her mane and caressing his paw up and down her back.

Fluttershy and Rarity covered their mouths in shock. Pinkie stifled a giggle. Luna, Spike, and Twilight gawked at the kissing pair in shock.

"Wow…" Applejack said with wide eyes.

"Aw, gross!" Rainbow hissed as Kaa made a muffled "Eww!" with the hat still in his mouth.

Realizing that her mentor is buying her more time, Twilight quickly snapped out of her shock and grabbed the page with her magic. As she did, Celestia and Discord broke apart from their kiss.

"Well, that was…" he purred before he saw some movement reflecting from his princess' crown. It looks like…Twilight Sparkle! And she's got the page for the Golden Arrow!

"You!" he roared, turning to the violet Unicorn sharply. Quickly tucking the sheet of parchment away, Twilight flew into action with her friends at her side. Rainbow and Applejack quickly joined her after knocking Kaa out cold. Rarity quickly bucked the desk over, spilling the contents all over the floor.

Enraged at them ruining what he had worked so hard on, Discord flew at them with a roar to attack them. As the Mane Six moved out of the way and fought back, Luna flew over to her sister with Spike on her back.

"Sister," she cried out to her, "art thou alright? Did he hurt thee?"

"No, I am alright," she answered as her younger sister used her horn's magic to undo the chain on her leg. "How are you able to find me?"

"I've used the locating spell thou taughteth me," she answered with a smile. Celestia smiled back as she stood up and embraced Luna.

"That's my filly," she said, earning her a tearing smile from Luna. She then turned to see Twilight and her friends dodge an attack from Discord and turn to their princess.

"Don't worry, Princess Celestia," Twilight cried to her mentor. "We got you!" The Mane Six then focused the energy of their hearts into their Elements, and rainbow-colored beams of light shot out of them and swirled around Celestia, who reared up gracefully, looking like the graceful goddess that she is. When the rainbows vanished, Celestia was now her old form again, having her horn and wings back. The little Ponies then stood in front of her, trying to keep Discord away from her.

As he stood glaring at the Ponies who dare take away his beloved Celestia, Hiss quickly slithered to his side. He has the unconscious Kaa's wing wrapped around his shoulders and a coil wrapped around his coil just under the wings.

"Massster, what happened?" he asked. "I found Kaa unconsciousss and—" He stopped when Discord held up his claw to signal him to stop.

Twilight arched her eyebrow in confusion. Why won't he fight back? Is he planning something?

"I'll explain later," he answered his yellow henchmen. "But for now, we need to leave. Now!" Twilight is now completely confused. Why would he want to leave instead of trying to get Celestia back?

"To answer your question, Twilight Sparkle," Discord said, sounding like he can read her mind, "I've used too much of my powers from fighting you, so I do not have enough to fight you more. But don't think I'm going to give up on Celestia…" He then turned to said princess. Not with an angry look, but with a flirty look that seems to tell Celestia that he forgives her.

"Sooner or later, Tia," he said to her, "you'll be mine again…" He then snapped his fingers, and three villains vanished in a flash of light.

"Not enough power'?" Twilight asked herself. "What's he talking about?"

"Maybe when we encased him in stone last time," Rainbow answered, "we drained him of most of his powers so that they're limited now."

"Does that mean he'll attack again?" asked Fluttershy.

"If he does," Twilight answered, "we'll be ready for him." The group then headed back for Castle Celestia with the High Princess behind them.

As she followed them, Celestia felt strange all over because of the kiss. As it turned out, she enjoyed it. When their lips met, she felt herself recall her and Discord's past when they were childhood friends…just before they became lovers torn apart by his corruption over Equestria. Hopefully, Discord won't do anything devastating to reclaim her heart…it will only break it instead.