Ch.3: Make-Out Mayhem

The six little Ponies and the two snakes watched in horror as the Golden Arrow flew towards Discord and Celestia as if someone shot it out of a bow.

"BOSSS, LOOK OUT!" Kaa cried. Hearing his henchman, Discord looked up to find out what he's yelling about…only to have the Arrow strike him right in the heart!

"Ow!" he yelled, looking down to see the Arrow vanish in a puff of golden dust and red hearts with turtledove wings. "What the—" He was suddenly cut off when Celestia pushed him off of her and stood on him with her front hooves on his chest.

"I have you now, Discord!" she said to him bravely as he opened his eyes and looked up at her.

That's when she noticed something wrong. She felt his heart beating faster underneath her hooves. She heard him let out a gasp of surprise. And she saw red hearts…red hearts replacing the red pupils of his eyes.

"You most certainly do, Tia, baby," said with a flirting tone. She was so much in shock at this new reaction that Celestia didn't have time to react to his teleporting from under her to beside her.

"Discord, what—" she started before the demon pulled her into his chest in a firm but gentle embrace and started kissing her. Think of it as Pepe le Pew kissing a frightened Penelope Pussycat squirming in his arms; just replace Pepe with Discord and Penelope with Celestia. And he's doing this right in front of his henchmen and the Mane Six!

"What the-!" Twilight gasped as Rarity fainted and the surprised Applejack quickly caught her. Fluttershy then tried to revive her by fanning her with her wing while gasping "Oh, my goodness!" rapidly.

"Aww," Pinkie Pie cooed. "Isn't that cute? They're kissing!"

"Cute?" snapped a grossed out Rainbow Dash. "I'm practically wanting to puke here!"

"Should we consssider thisss romantic or awkward?" Kaa then asked Hiss, shocked at what he's witnessing.

"In all honesssty," his companion answered, "I do not even know anymore."

"Discord, what are you doing?" Celestia cried, her face turning fuchsia red from his kissing her and running his eagle talons through her gorgeous hair. "Stop this now!"

"Ooh, playing hard to get?" he purred with a smirk. "Me likey. You little flirt, you." He then planted ticklish kisses on where Celestia's head meets her swan-like neck.

"N-No…" Celestia moaned, actually enjoying him kissing her there. "Discord, st-stop…Mmm…" She couldn't even fight back as he then started nibbling on her ear.

"If you like, Celestia," he whispered into it softly, "we can find a nice quiet spot to play '7 Minutes in Heaven'."

"Knock! It! OFF!" Rainbow then flew straight into Discord and kicked him right in the muzzle to free the princess, who quickly steadied herself despite her dazed state.

"Princess Celestia, are you alright?" Twilight cried, rushing over to her mentor's side.

"Yes," she answered as she started to recuperate, "I will be fine." She and the Ponies then turned to Discord, who was stunned from the kick and is now being helped up by his henchmen.

"Hey, do you mind?" the demon snapped at Rainbow while holding his nose. "I was making out with the mare of my dreams!"

"Keep away from the princess, Discord!" Twilight ordered, her Element of Magic glowing with pure energy. She and her friends then began shooting at the evil trio with colorful energy/magic in the forms of their Elements originating from their necklaces and crown.

"Uh, bosss," Kaa said to Discord as he dodged Rainbow's energy. "I think it'sss bessst that we get out of here." Reluctantly, Discord nodded in answer before taking off to the skies, followed by his snake henchmen.

"You and your friends may have won this round, Twilight Sparkle," he growled at her, "but mark my words…I will be back for my princess!" He then turned to Celestia and gave her a flirty wink.

"But in the meantime, Tia," he purred, "here's a little something for you to dream on." He then blew her a kiss, which took on the form of a pair of red lips with white wings. The lips then flew over to Celestia with great speed before planting themselves into her lips for a kiss. When they vanished in a puff of smoke, Celestia's face was flushed up with surprise.

"Why, you—" Rainbow growled before dashing forth to attack Discord. However, the demon snapped his eagle talons to teleport himself and his henchmen out of the courtyard, so the rainbow Pegasus missed.

"Darn it!" she yelled, sliding to a halt in the air. "He got away from us before we could encase him in stone again!"

"I'm afraid that's the least of our problems, Rainbow," Rarity sighed before turning to Twilight. "Oh, Twilight, how could we have forgotten about the Arrow!" Applejack turned to the two Unicorns. Like Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and the Princesses, they were unaware of the Golden Arrow because they were not at Twilight's Library when she created it. As a result, she was very much confused as were the rest of them.

"Wait a sec," she asked with an arched eyebrow. "Yer sayin' that there arrow that hit Discord 'n' vanished was what made him act like that? What in tarnation was it anyhoo?"

"I think it would be best that Twilight explains after we are inside the castle," Princess Celestia stated, a bit of blush still on her beautiful face. "Knowing Luna, she must be worried about me." Agreeing with the Princess, all seven of them went back into the castle to join Princess Luna and Spike.