Granny Smith Got Run Down by a Carebear (Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer)

Granny smith got run down by a Carebear
Trotting home from our house
Christmas Eve You may not think much of drinking Fanta
But you will after Pinkie breaks your screen

Berry punch had spiked the eggnog
And she'd started raising hell
But it was when she changed the channel
That we figured she was doomed and said "oh, well"

When we found her two weeks later
between channels 9 and ten
We got chased by teletubbies
and we knew we'd have to try this shit again

Granny smith got run down by a Carebear
Trotting home from our house
Christmas Eve You may not think much of drinking Fanta
But you will after Pinkie breaks your screen

Now we're all so proud of Big Mac
He's been so calm and aloof
Then we saw him browsing TiVo
With a flak vest on and white-out in each hoof

It's not the same without our Granny
and we'd really like her back
We could use the extra numbers
When the Carebears rally for the next attack

Granny smith got run down by a Carebear
Trotting home from our house Christmas Eve
You may not think much of drinking Fanta
But you will after Pinkie breaks your screen

Now the chicken's on the table
and we're ready for the carve
We've eaten nothing cept those apples
If we don't eat Scootaloo, we'll freakin starve

I've warned all the other ponies
Keep your relatives at home
You don't want to meet a Carebear
In a channel off the air, when you're alone

Granny smith got run down by a Carebear
Trotting home from our house Christmas Eve
You may not think much of drinking Fanta
But you will after Pinkie breaks your screen

Granny smith got run down by a Carebear
Trotting home from our house Christmas Eve
You may not think much of drinking Fanta
But you will after Pinkie breaks your screen