We Crusaders of Cutie Marks Are (We Three King of Orient are)

We Crusaders of Cutie Marks are
Seeking our talents, traveling far
Hill and orchard, marching forward,
following Luna's stars

Bowling, caprentry, music and dance
Everything we've given a chance
Ever trying, never crying
toiling through expanse

Forward on we move ahead
lessons learned we leave in our stead
onward forward, moving toward
pausing only when we're in bed

Seeking guidance where it is found
searching hard our ear to the ground
Never broken, eyes are open
Search the world around

Forward on we move ahead
lessons learned we leave in our stead
onward forward, moving toward
pausing only when we're in bed

Tricks and treachery tempts us away
Shortcuts taken, friendships sway
lessons learning, still we're yearning
for our marks one day

Tomes of knowledge give us no course
Burden the fowl, burden the horse
yelling, fighting, fear igniting
Our friendship shall not divorce

Forward on we move ahead
lessons learned we leave in our stead
onward forward, moving toward
pausing only when we're in bed

Granny Smith Got Run Down by a Carebear (Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer)

Granny smith got run down by a Carebear
Trotting home from our house
Christmas Eve You may not think much of drinking Fanta
But you will after Pinkie breaks your screen

Berry punch had spiked the eggnog
And she'd started raising hell
But it was when she changed the channel
That we figured she was doomed and said "oh, well"

When we found her two weeks later
between channels 9 and ten
We got chased by teletubbies
and we knew we'd have to try this shit again

Granny smith got run down by a Carebear
Trotting home from our house
Christmas Eve You may not think much of drinking Fanta
But you will after Pinkie breaks your screen

Now we're all so proud of Big Mac
He's been so calm and aloof
Then we saw him browsing TiVo
With a flak vest on and white-out in each hoof

It's not the same without our Granny
and we'd really like her back
We could use the extra numbers
When the Carebears rally for the next attack

Granny smith got run down by a Carebear
Trotting home from our house Christmas Eve
You may not think much of drinking Fanta
But you will after Pinkie breaks your screen

Now the chicken's on the table
and we're ready for the carve
We've eaten nothing cept those apples
If we don't eat Scootaloo, we'll freakin starve

I've warned all the other ponies
Keep your relatives at home
You don't want to meet a Carebear
In a channel off the air, when you're alone

Granny smith got run down by a Carebear
Trotting home from our house Christmas Eve
You may not think much of drinking Fanta
But you will after Pinkie breaks your screen

Granny smith got run down by a Carebear
Trotting home from our house Christmas Eve
You may not think much of drinking Fanta
But you will after Pinkie breaks your screen

Deck the Ponies (Deck the Halls)

Deck the halls with party ponies
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tis the season, don't be lonely
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Don we now our trolling faces
Fa la la la la, la la la la
mistletoe in awkward places
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Do you bitches like bananas?
Fa la la la la, la la la la
To the MOOOOOOn with stupid answers
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Letting Discord run amok
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Friendship hits him like a truck
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Send the princess to the moon
Fa la la la la, la la la la
1000 years is much too soon
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Singing happy, shrill with laughter
Fa la la la la, la la la la
write your stupid letter faster
Fa la la la la, la la la la

12 Days of Yuletide (12 Days of Christmas)

On the first day of Yuletide, Celestia sent to me
A new star in Luna's night sky!

On the second day of Yuletide, Celestia sent to me
Two spa twins,
And a new star in Luna's night sky!

On the third day of Yuletide, Celestia sent to me
Three CMCs,
Two spa twins,
And a new star in Luna's night sky!

On the fourth day of Yuletide, Celestia sent to me
Four band ponies,
Three CMCs,
Two spa twins,
And a new star in Luna's night sky!

On the fifth day of Yuletide, Celestia sent to me
Five pony carols, (like this one!)
Four band ponies,
Three CMCs,
Two spa twins,
And a new star in Luna's night sky!

On the sixth day of Yuletide, Celestia sent to me
Six elements,
Five pony carols, (like this one!)
Four band ponies,
Three CMCs,
Two spa twins,
And a new star in Luna's night sky!

On the seventh day of Yuletide, Celestia sent to me
Seven rainbooms,
Six elements,
Five pony carols, (like this one!)
Four band ponies,
Three CMCs,
Two spa twins,
And a new star in Luna's night sky!

On the eighth day of Yuletide, Celestia sent to me
Eight wonderbolts,
Seven rainbooms,
Six elements,
Five pony carols, (like this one!)
Four band ponies,
Three CMCs,
Two spa twins,
And a new star in Luna's night sky!

On the ninth day of Yuletide, Celestia sent to me
Nine background ponies,
Eight wonderbolts,
Seven rainbooms,
Six elements,
Five pony carols, (like this one!)
Four band ponies,
Three CMCs,
Two spa twins,
And a new star in Luna's night sky!

On the tenth day of Yuletide, Celestia sent to me
Ten discord changes,
Nine background ponies,
Eight wonderbolts,
Seven rainbooms,
Six elements,
Five pony carols, (like this one!)
Four band ponies,
Three CMCs,
Two spa twins,
And a new star in Luna's night sky!

On the eleventh day of Yuletide, Celestia sent to me
Eleven lyra's lyres,
Ten discord changes,
Nine background ponies,
Eight wonderbolts,
Seven rainbooms,
Six elements,
Five pony carols, (like this one!)
Four band ponies,
Three CMCs,
Two spa twins,
And a new star in Luna's night sky!

On the twelfth day of Yuletide, Celestia sent to me
Twelve parasprites,
Eleven golden lyres,
Ten discord changes,
Nine background ponies,
Eight wonderbolts,
Seven rainbooms,
Six elements,
Five pony carols, (like this one!)
Four band ponies,
Three CMCs,
Two spa twins,
And a new star in Luna's night sky!

Play it Slow (Let it Snow)

Since the pegasi's storm is frightful
And I've made a fire delightful
Since there's nopony else here we know
Play it slow, play it slow, play it slow

Come and sit by the fire
And I'll play a song on the lyre
Since we've got nowhere else to go
Play it slow, play it slow, play it slow

And I don't want to say goodnight
So I'll try another treat
and you know how to bake it right
You make me feel sugary sweet

Well, the fire goes out so slowly
But your cookies keep me nice and toasty
There's no better place to go
Play it slow, play it slow play it slow

Luna's Night (Silent Night)

Silent Night, Luna's Night
Distant stars, shine so bright
Gather round my young fillies and colts
As I spin you a mare's tale of old
Listen closely and heed
Listen closely and heed

Silent Night Luna's night
Born beneath moonlight
Mane of starlight and hoofprints in dusk
Bearing dreams and slumber to us
Fated child of the stars
fated child of the stars

Silent Night, Luna's Night
Eve till dawn, she takes flight
Mare in the sky keeping nightmares at bay
Watching peacefully, till the new day
Bow your head in her grace
Bow your head in her grace

Pony Bells (Carol of the Bells)

Heed to the bells
sweet silver bells
message they bring
for us to sing

Hail Yuletide
your friends and mine
Old and the young
herald the song

Ding dangle dong
we sing along
caroling high
sing to the sky

Luna she brings
night on her wings
we celebrate
on winter days

Herald the sound
Ear to the ground
Earth to the sky
Carols on high

Happy, happy, happy, happy yuletide
happy, happy, happy, happy yuletide

See how they cheer
Luna is here
Sing old and young
in every tongue

Ding dong ding... dong

Sweetie Belles (Jingle Belles)

Sweetie Belles, Sweetie Belles
Sweetie all the way
Oh what fun, it is to ride
in the royal Golden Sleigh

Dashing through the snow,
in Tia's Golden Sleigh
Through the orchard we go
Partying all the way

Bells on scooters ring
As pegasi take flight
What fun it is to dance and sing
and play our song tonight

Sweetie Belles, Sweetie Belles
Sweetie all the way
Oh what fun, it is to ride
in the royal Golden Sleigh
Sweetie Belles, Sweetie Belles
Sweetie all the way
Oh what fun, it is to ride
in the royal Golden Sleigh

A day or two ago
Went walking late at night
and then Miss Fluttershy
Came walking right beside

She wore a Christmas gown
Stitched up in gentle thread
As side by side, we walked and talked
leaving hoofprints in our stead

Sweetie Belles, Sweetie Belles
Sweetie all the way
Oh what fun, it is to ride
in the royal Golden Sleigh
Sweetie Belles, Sweetie Belles
Sweetie all the way
Oh what fun, it is to ride
in the royal Golden Sleigh

Sweetie Belles, Sweetie Belles
Sweetie all the way
Oh what fun, it is to ride
in the royal Golden Sleigh
Sweetie Belles, Sweetie Belles
Sweetie all the way
Oh what fun, it is to ride
in the royal Golden Sleigh

Clopsy, the Snowmare (Frosty the Snowman)

Clopsy, the Snowmare
Was a silly, joyful Pon (Read as Pown)
With a silk-nit scarf and carrot horn
And two eyes made of gemstones

Clopsy, the Snowmare
Is a pony-myth they say
She was made of snow
But the fillies know
How she came to life to play

There must have been some magic
In those old wool socks they found
For when they put them on its feet
She began to prance around

Clopsy, the Snowmare
Was lively as she could be
And the fillies say
She could run and neigh
Just the same as any pony

Clopsy, the Snowmare
Saw the sky was clear that day
So she said 'let's dash,
And we'll have a blast,
Now before I melt away'

Down in Ponyville
With a mane made out of straw
Trotting round and round, all about the town
Saying "Catch me before I thaw."

She led them right through streets of white
Up to the Treehouse lot
And they stopped the very moment when
Twi yelled "Hey those are my socks!"

Clopsy, the Snowmare
Had to hurry out of here
But she waved farewell
Saying 'it was swell,
And I'll be back again next year!'

*Clopaclopclopclop*
*Clopaclopclopclop*
Look at that Clopsy Trot
*Clopaclopclopclop*
*Clopaclopclopclop*
Over the Mountain Top!

Kidnap Celestia (Kidnap the Santa Claws)

Fa la la la la la, fa la la la la
Fa la la la la la, fa la la la la

Kidnap Celestia,
lock her up and out
Throw away the key and then,
watch the sun go down

The Elements we'll throw away,
to guarantee the end of day
And then we'll snuff the sunlight out
and listen to her scream and shout

Wait, we've got to do some more
to catch this pretty pony whore
set our queen free let her reign
so they can know our master's pain

Kidnap Celestia,
tear her wings to shreds
then when she's torn and weak,
stuff her in the bed

Then Lady Nightmare Moon can rise!
To rule the ponies from the skies!
SHe'll give us all a great reward
Like candy, jewels, maybe gold!

I say that we set some oats
Along the stable floor and hope
When she comes a-sniffing
we will pin her down and use some rope

Don't be foalish use your brain,
if we give her a chance to escape
Then Nightmare Moon will come right down
and leave us in some horrid shape!

Kidnap Celestia,
give that horse the shaft
And then when we're done with her
cleave her right in half

Because Lady Nightmare Moon will give us everything we want
She'l rule all of Equestria They'll all be hers to taunt

She'll love us all for what we've done
Then maybe we can have some fun
She'd give us our own land to rule!
Now wouldn't that be cool?

We're her Shadowbolts
and we will do our job so well
We'll send those ponies in our way
to where the dark things dwell

I wish my teammates weren't so slow
I'm not the slow one, you don't know!
SHUT IT!

I've got something, shut your mouths
This one's sure to work, you guys
We'll go straight for Moon herself
and let her catch them by surprise

And when they're running far and wide
to find they're precious Princess Horse,
we'll tear the Elements apart,
and make them useless but of course

Kidnap Celestia,
beat her with a crop
show that Sun-based royal pain
who should be on top

Kidnap Celestia,
leave her in the ditch
Nightmare Moon was always right
that old hag's a (WITCH)

Kidnap Celestia,
throw her to the dogs!
let her rot a thousand years,
right beside the hogs

Kidnap Celestia,
let her gather dust
Noone dares defy our Queen
Nightmare Moon is just!

What's This? (Luna's Wonder)

What's this, what's this
There's Ponies everywhere
what's this?
There's Kindness in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my stars It can't be real,
oh wake up Luna, it's not fair!

what's this?

What's this, what's this?
Oh something isn't right
What's this?
There's ponies up at night
What's this?
The streets are lined with little fillies singing
They're not running scared or screaming,
oh my dear my ears are ringing what is this?

what's this?

They run around in costumes instead of sleeping sound
they say they're scared of monsters but there's smiles all around
They even bob for apples oh I don't know what to do
When they see me they see Luna
and they don't see Nightmare Moon

What ho what's this?
There's spiders on a web
oh joy
and nopony in bed
Amazed
they tell their tales of ghoulies ghosts and goblins
And they're not the least bit fazed

what's this?

what's this?
a stage
they play a joyful song
how strange
it's been a thousand years
oh my
Since I've been gone, things must have changed
it's all been queerly rearranged
And everypony wears a smile
What have I missed in all this time
They're having fun without a sun oh could it be, they like my moon?

what's this?

What's this?
I don't...
I thought they ran away,
they won't
Instead they ask for more
Again?
I can't make sense of what I'm feeling, now I'm reeling
I've never felt this joy before this wonderous nighttime

what's this?

The ponies are all happy, and they're staying up at night
I showed up to be friendly, but I gave them all a fright
I guess that's what they wanted, and they asked for it some more
And nightmare night is something that I'm learning to adore

The joy, the fun
It's doubled everywhere
the sun
I guess I shouldn't care
at all
The sacred night I started brings me happiness,
Is this what ponies say is bliss?
I love it all, I love it, and my subjects love it, too
I'm not alone, I'm not alone, what is this feeling I have found?
What is this?

Clear Wrap-Up (White Christmas)

I'm dreaming of a clear Wrap-Up
Just like the ones I used to know
With the treetops jerking
And fillies working
As we remove all the snow

I'm dreaming of a clear Wrap-Up
And starting off a brand-new year
With the ponies jumping in cheer
And may all your holidays be clear

Pinkie Pie Rock (Jingle Bell Rock)

Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie Rock
Pinkie Pie sings, just doin her thing
dancing, and prancing, with all of her friends
The christmas party never ends

Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie Rock
We'll dance for awhile, in Pinkie Pie style
Twitchin, bewitchin, and playing along with a pony song

Pinkie Pie time, is a fine time
to party the night away
It's a bright time, and the right time
to let the toothless alligator play

Giddy-up, ponyfolk, pick up your hooves
Party around the clock
Mix and mingle, dancing to the groove,
that's the pinkie pie
that's the pinkie pie
that's the pinkie pie rock