Tea with Titans: Princess Celestia

With your host, Morbo the Annihilator

M: Morbo the Annihilator here, sipping on this delicious tea in this fake studio with our special guest today, Princess Celestia, of the magical land of Equestria.

M: PREPARE TO EVCHANGE PLEASENTRIES! So Princess. What is it like being ruler of an inferior race.

PC: Well Morbo, first of all thank you for having me on your program, although I don’t really believe I am a “Titan”. As for your question, I love all of my little ponies equally regardless of race.

M: But princess surely there is a limit to the amount of feeble ponies that you can handle per hour. Morbo often finds himself becoming increasingly irritated with his puny human co-host Linda.

PC: Uh well, Morbo as I said I love all of my subjects, I am a very casual ruler you see and as such I treat my subjects with respect and they respect me in turn, I could never get sick of seeing them!

M: On Morbo’s home world the weak are rewarded with a slow and painful death. So Princess, please tell Morbo about your obsessive fandom. REVEL IN MORBO’S SUPREME JOURNALISTIC SKILL.

PC: I love the fans Morbo, I couldn’t ask for a better fan base! Well except for when they were call me a tyrant...and when they tied me to “Molestia” something they made up...

[Dramatic music plays]

[Morbo looks away at his director]

M: Morbo cannot read this question, it confuses Morbo with its feeble language.

PC: Perhaps I could ask you a question then Morbo? [Celestia smiles happily]

M: INTERVIEWS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. Princess Celestia. You have been called a lovable and diligent leader, yet the last two times your land was in peril you were nowhere to be found. Morbo demands explanations. [Morbo sips tea and attempts a smile.]

PC: Well I couldn’t really do anything about that Morbo, Nightmare Moon was only going to be defeated by using the Elements of Harmony and Discord was the same.

M: If Morbo had a weapon of this calibre, he would be supreme ruler of the universe. [Morbo laughs slightly as Celestia gives an awkward chuckle] Such a weapon is in bad hands with 6 mere ponies with soft bodies easy to pierce with Morbo’s mighty jaws.

M: Question time is over. Thank you for answering the tough questions here with Morbo today,

PC: More than happy to Morbo, thank you for having me.

M: Stay tuned for a special never before seen episode of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad OR FACE ANNIHILATION AT MY HANDS.

     [Theme Music plays while Morbo feigns chit chat with a clearly terrified Princess.]