When the group of them got back to the library, they found, much to their dismay, that it was missing. All that remained where once stood the mighty tree library was a blackened stump and a whole lot of soot.

"Kami-sama damn it," remarked Twilight who instantly realized her mistake. "I left Ethesto's mix tape on the counter when we left."

Spike-chan wasn't happy one bit, and he turned and fixed Twilight-sempai with a glare so icey, you'd best call the fire department! "U fukin' wot m8?" He asked, as he's hard at hearing because instead of having ears he just has dumb fin things on the side of his head that serve no conceivable purpose.

"I said I left Ethesto's mix tape on the counter, you smelly little willy," she repeated, this time loud enough for the sound waves to reverberate through his thick skull into his brain.

"Aw jeez," remarked Pinkie Pie-chan who's so random, "where am I gonna get my toilet paper from now on?" Unbeknownst to Twilight-sempai, Pinkie Pie-chan had been stealing books all along and using them to wipe her dirty rear as it gave her some strange form of pleasure. Twilight-sempai simply isn't a very good librarian, so she never figured out what was going on or that books were going missing. Then again, none of the books have names, and most lack distinguishing features of any kind, so I can't really fault her.

"From the toilet store, same place you get your jokes and party supplies," burned Rarity-chan, spitting my mix tape out 'cuz it was too hot to handle.

"Well gee golly," started Chris-chan, only to be interrupted as Spike-chan burped my mix tape. By which I mean fire. And concealed within the fire was a letter which Twilight-sempai skewered on her horn with ease, managing to absorb all the information written within via magic because reading is old hat (and she had a letter as a new hat hahahahaha).

"That must be from princess Celestio-sama," stated Rainbow Dash, who had done not one, but two back flips since this chapter began, "she must be congratulating us on a job well done in fending off that spooky skellingdrome-chan."

She couldn't be more wrong, and Twilight Sparkle-sempai wasn't about to let that go unpunished. She pulled a bullwhip from the storage chamber in between her thighs and smacked Rainbow Dash right on the cutie mark, leaving a new, red cutie mark in its place. "No you freaking idiot. I can't even believe you'd be that stupid."

"Yeah," agreed Sonichu-chan, hepatitis-infused saliva foaming from the corners of his mouth, "you're a big ol' dingus."

Now that Applejack was gone, the role of resident idiot was up for grabs, and Rainbow Dash had unwittingly placed herself in the running for said position. "Apparently Princess Celestio-sama has been kidnapped and she needs our help," Twilight-sempai explained, her skin a light purple color.

"How'd she write a letter if she's been kidnapped?" quesioned Pinkie Pie-chan, who's far too random for this story, lol.

The group all gave her a look before Rarity-chan spoke up. "Wow, darling, you're like the stupidest pony I've ever seen."

"Yeah, only a dirt pony would ever ask something that stupid," agreed Twilight-sempai.

"Daha, yeah, you're retarded," agreed Rainbow Dash-chan as she reached into her soiled diaper and grabbed a handful of feces which she tossed in Pinkie Pie-chan's direction. It was at this time that Chris-chan finally stopped staring at Twilight-sempai's ass and contributed to the conversation.

"Let's go save Princess Celestio-sama," he shouted, knowing that she'd probably let him marry Twilight Sparkle-Sempai or perhaps even herself and her sister if he saved the day.

Twilight-sempai blushed, realizing that his idea was perfect and reflected exactly her own feelings. She couldn't help but admire his intelligence and just the sight of him standing there was getting her hot. "That's a great idea," she gushed, dripping semen from her fresh scrotum. "Let's go save the princess."

And so they did. The end.

Haha, just kidding. "But daddy," Sonichu-chan squealed, his unshaven nipples growing crisp as a cool breeze assaulted his naked chest, "how are we going to get past all those skellingdromes?"

Then Twilight had an idea. An awful idea. Twilight-sempai had a wonderful, awful idea. "We can just teleport there," she deus ex machina'd just like she does all the time.

"Great," said Rarity-chan, "walking there would probably take a whole chapter, and Kami-sama knows those only come out once every 4-6 months." As she finished, the entire group looked over at the camera, and the chapter ended.