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The Mystery Of Cozy Glow

by deadpansnarker
5 Dislikes, 3,262 Views

Anyone else get weird vibes about Cozy Glow while watching 'Marks For Effort'? Well I'm here to tell you, your suspicions are exactly correct. Read on as we delve into the secrets behind this filly, but I warn you: You might not like what you find.

Everyone
Complete
Comedy
Slice of Life

1 Chapter, 3,052 words: Estimated 13 Minutes to read: Cached
Published Jun 2nd, 2018

Anon Stinks

by deadpansnarker
18 Dislikes, 2,304 Views

After a sick joke which involved reducing Scootaloo to tears, Anon is about to receive comeuppance for his actions. And, how! Sequel to the critically acclaimed 'Hope Sinks'.

Teen
Complete
Comedy
Slice of Life
Dark
Sex
Drama

1 Chapter, 2,688 words: Estimated 11 Minutes to read: Cached
Published Mar 23rd, 2016

Twilight wakes up one morning as a dog. Also, Spike is now a fish. Pretty self-explanatory, really. And believe it or not, the day is about to get even stranger.

Everyone
Complete
Random
Comedy

1 Chapter, 1,877 words: Estimated 8 Minutes to read: Cached
Published May 1st, 2019

Around The World With Six Mares (And A Dragon)

by deadpansnarker
4 Dislikes, 1,146 Views

The day after Twilight's inauguration, she doesn't wake up in Canterlot castle... but in a cage. On Earth. And the rest of her friends aren't much better off either. But can they find each other again, and figure out what the Celestia is going on?

Teen
Incomplete
Adventure
Drama
Mystery

2 Chapters, 3,270 words: Estimated 14 Minutes to read: Cached
Published Apr 29th, 2022
Last Update May 5th, 2022

The Alicorn Next Door

by deadpansnarker
4 Dislikes, 1,117 Views

Picture the scene: You've just watched the final episode of your favourite show. Then just as you're getting ready to move on with your life, a van pulls up outside.. and you have a new equine neighbour. How do you react? Hopefully not like this guy.

Teen
Incomplete
Comedy

2 Chapters, 3,576 words: Estimated 15 Minutes to read: Cached
Published Jul 21st, 2021
Last Update Jul 27th, 2021

Where's Spike?! Or: Spike Is Missing!!

by deadpansnarker
2 Dislikes, 808 Views

Set during... I dunno, the hiatus between S5 and S6, this story is all about Spike going missing and a desperate Twilight trying to find him. Starlight turns up for some reason. Not as exciting as it sounds, but hopefully funnier.

Teen
Complete
Random
Comedy
Mystery

1 Chapter, 1,330 words: Estimated 6 Minutes to read: Cached
Published Jun 8th, 2023
Last Update Jun 18th, 2023

Granny Smith's Last Apple Reunion Day

by deadpansnarker
0 Dislikes, 1,452 Views

It's Apple Reunion Day again. But something is different about the family matriarch, Granny Smith. Everypony knows it... apart from her.

Everyone
Complete
Slice of Life
Sad

1 Chapter, 2,751 words: Estimated 12 Minutes to read: Cached
Published Mar 13th, 2017

Everypony In Equestria Wakes Up Gay

by deadpansnarker
7 Dislikes, 1,757 Views

Please see title. Or, alternatively: everypony in Equestria wakes up gay and must deal with the devastating consequences. There, I hope that explained a bit more.

Teen
Complete
Random
Comedy
Sex

1 Chapter, 2,483 words: Estimated 10 Minutes to read: Cached
Published Jul 1st, 2017

Hearts And Hooves Day: The X Rated version

by deadpansnarker
8 Dislikes, 1,822 Views

An alternate take on events during Hearts And Hooves Day, where after they drink the Crusaders' love potion, Cheerilee and Big Mac take things just a little too far.

Teen
Complete
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Sex

1 Chapter, 2,203 words: Estimated 9 Minutes to read: Cached
Published Nov 12th, 2017

"A Disgrace To Yaks Everywhere!'

by deadpansnarker
3 Dislikes, 1,663 Views

In this Alternate version of She's All Yak, Prince Rutherford turns up as a special visitor to the party just as the new-look Yona makes an appearance. What do you think his reaction will be? Clue: not great.

Everyone
Complete
Comedy
Slice of Life

1 Chapter, 2,274 words: Estimated 10 Minutes to read: Cached
Published Jul 6th, 2019

'Twilighting'

by deadpansnarker
9 Dislikes, 1,626 Views

After the events of 'The Beginning Of The End', Twilight and her friends discuss an interesting new word they seem to have invented. Is she happy about it? What do you think?

Everyone
Complete
Comedy
Slice of Life

1 Chapter, 1,579 words: Estimated 7 Minutes to read: Cached
Published Apr 7th, 2019

Twilight wakes up one morning, and she can't say a word. Neither, for that matter, can anypony else. In fact, all the sound in Ponyville seems to have gone overnight. Is there a logical explanation for this? Probably not. An illogical one? Maybe...

Everyone
Complete
Comedy
Slice of Life

1 Chapter, 3,288 words: Estimated 14 Minutes to read: Cached
Published May 10th, 2019

Starlight Glimmer Feels Lonely

by deadpansnarker
2 Dislikes, 1,593 Views

Starlight Glimmer wants to know why she's been left out of so many of Twilight and her friend's adventures this season, and so decides to have a little conversation with her mentor about the situation.

Everyone
Complete
Comedy
Slice of Life

1 Chapter, 2,559 words: Estimated 11 Minutes to read: Cached
Published Oct 1st, 2016

In The Sky

by deadpansnarker
0 Dislikes, 1,476 Views

Scootaloo is upset, and Rainbow Dash is determined to cheer her up. But the usual methods don't appear to be working. Perhaps the answer lies... in the sky. A story about the power of hope, and imagination.

Everyone
Complete
Slice of Life
Sad
Drama

1 Chapter, 3,423 words: Estimated 14 Minutes to read: Cached
Published Feb 9th, 2017

Twilight Sparkle Gets Stuck In A Sitcom

by deadpansnarker
2 Dislikes, 1,392 Views

A spectacularly bad one, at that. Now, if she could just survive the odd changes in her friends, the corny jokes, and annoying canned laughter, she might just make it out alive. No promises, though...

Everyone
Incomplete
Random
Comedy

1 Chapter, 1,994 words: Estimated 8 Minutes to read: Cached
Published Aug 11th, 2016

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