Pinkie Pie makes breakfast.

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Double Diamond experiences difficulty ordering coffee. Homicide results.

In a place before light and dark were separate, two sisters lived together. This is one of many translations of their story.

Pinkie Pie is dating The Smooze, and together, they're an unstoppable party machine. Twilight and the gang have decided to break them up. It goes... perfectly fine. Nothing goes wrong at all. NOTHING.

Ponies across Equestria are troubled by their nightmares. What does it all mean? WAKE UP.

This is the best story you will ever read. Everything happens. It is great. Read it.