Rainbow and Rarity often feel they have absolutely nothing in common. And with Rainbow temporarily grounded after a kite string impact, that lack of true connection is something they can talk about for hours...
Rookie hazing means the new mare on the Wonderbolts has to wash everypony's uniforms. Common sense would have dictated asking absolutely anypony else.
Rarity can (just barely) accept that Fluttershy would like to be a tree. The several hundred other ponies at the convention are giving her some trouble.
In the math of Ponyville's newest eatery, 7+0=8.
All Shining Armor has to do in order to make his mother's medical tests go smoothly is to make sure she doesn't eat or drink anything. It should be a simple task for a colt who's on his game. (Unfortunately, it's a night game.)
Rainbow and Applejack just made a wager on whether the latter can get a reaction out of the former with the farm's seasonal attraction. What's the only thing which could make that wager better? Cider. Lots and lots of cider.
Luna is one of nature's born critics. And the theaters which line Saratoga Way in Canterlot would really appreciate it if she'd stop.
What's the difference between a prison with a lock and a prison with a door? Discord's student feels it's something her mentor should be able to answer -- but there are some things which Tish has to figure out for herself.
Rarity knows Ponyville's outdoor market is being systematically invaded by an army of fashion knockoffs and fakes. She just doesn't understand why she's supposed to care.
Equestria's newest Hearth's Warming craze is the gift clock: a new present every day for the entire moon. It's perfectly natural for the Bearers to try a few out! And it's not as if the riot was completely their fault!
...and in a nation where meteorology is scheduled, ponies expect the Bureau to DO something about it.
Rarity's first moons back in Ponyville after leaving school have her still trying to catch up on the events she missed -- like the arrival of a certain apprentice baker. And until now, neither knew the other existed.
Some ponies just take toast WAY too seriously.
In which a series of perfectly logical events start with a minor bug infestation and end in Rarity's trial. (Did I mention this was Crackfic Week?)
Ponies meet whomever the comments want them to meet, in the least number of words possible. Why? Because it's ALWAYS Crackfic Week.