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Ooh Mama...

by Mattricole

Chapter 9: Epilogue

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Discord looked around himself, completely surrounded by darkness. It was his fault. Because of him, Equestria was no more. No more Pinkie Pie and her awesome parties. No more Rarijack, who he thought made a cute couple (and was looking forward to see what their kid would look like), no more Rainbow Dash with her pranks, no more Fluttershy who came by his statue to talk to him when he was feeling lonely. And no more Twilight Sparkle, whose many adventures entertained him, as he watched her stumble across the path of life, never giving up on herself or her friends.

"Are you happy, Discord?" he heard a faint whisper from behind. He turned around slowly, to meet the eyes of Equestria's ruler, Celestia. There was no anger, no sadness, or any other emotion he'd have thought that she would be feeling. All that was there was nothingness. As if her very soul was ripped from her body, nothing left but a lifeless shell.

"Celestia," he began, his voice barely above a whisper, "I-I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for this to happen," he replied sadly, and it was true. He had only wanted to have a little bit of fun. Celestia could only scoff at the pathetic response.

"You never think of the repercussions of your decisions, on how they harm others," she stated simply, her voice devoid of emotion, "this is what happens when you don't care for anypony but yourself, nothing but pain, nothing but sorrow, nothing but regret."

He nodded at her words, she was right. Because of his selfishness, everything was now gone. He couldn't pull off pranks, or make chocolate rain, or any of the other things he found fun. He had nothing.

"FEAR NOT DEAREST SISTER AND DISCORD!" Luna yelled out, scaring both parties out of their minds, neither noticed she was there, "FOR WE PREPARED JUST FOR THIS OCCASION!" she beamed, grinning from ear to ear.

"Luna, what do you mean you're prepared for this?" Celestia asked, hope leaking from her voice.

"Do tell, do tell!" Discord couldn't help but feel giddy himself, was there a chance he could fix this?

"WORRY NO LONGER FOR WE HATH BROUGHT THIS!" she whipped out a scroll from her hair, "TIS A TIME TRAVELING SPELL WE COULD USE TO FIX THIS!"

"Why do you have that in your hair?" Discord asked, earning a glare from the princess of the night.

"Who cares!?" Celestia scolded as she jabbed Discord in the ribs, "good job Luna, now we just need to figure out how to use this properly," she thought to herself. This was there one chance to fix everything. If they messed up, then Equestria had no future. The three god like creatures thought to themselves, each debating with themselves how best to fix things.

"First things first," Discord said, catching both the alicorns attention, "we need to ensure that Johnny NEVER goes to Equestria," both Celestia and Luna nodded to that, "clearly he has so much chaos stored in that body of his that he is far too dangerous," even for me he added mentally, no need to admit that to the sisters of course.

"So we need to use the spell to go to the past of Johnny's world, before you transport him," Celestia added on, getting nods from everyone involved. If they could succeed in that, then they would have nothing to worry about. But how would they ensure he never gets to Equestria?

"WE HATH AN IDEA!" Luna proclaimed, causing both Discord and Celestia to cringe, "OUR BARRIER MAGIC IS AMONGST THE STRONGEST OF ALL, EVEN GREATER THAN MINE SISTER! IF WE WERE TO USE THE SCROLL THAN WE COULD PUT A BARRIER AROUND JOHNNY AND MAKEST HIM IMMUNE TO DIMENSIONAL TRAVEL!" she explained, getting nods from both Celestia and Discord.

"Perfect!" Discord clapped his hands together happily, Celestia nodding in agreement.

"Then hurry, Luna, the fate of Equestria is in your hoofs," hearing this, Luna nodded.

"WE SHALL RETURN SHORTLY DEAREST SISTER!" Luna proclaimed with a salute, activating the scroll and teleporting into the past.


It was a beautiful spring day. Young Johnny, age four, was playing in a sandbox with his favorite toy, a blue narwal.

"Oh Mr. Narwal, I wuv you," Johhny said affectionately, cuddling his narwal happily. At that moment, a bright flash covered the area, blinding all who looked directly at it, except young Johnny, who had already taken to sunglasses. As soon as the flash died down, before him stood Princess Luna, in all of her glory.

"ART THOU JOHNNY BRAVO!?" she shouted, causing him to laugh.

"Pwetty blue narwal!" he said happily, causing her to roll her eyes. Using her magic, she detected that he was indeed Johnny, and smirked.

"HAVE AT YE!" she bellowed as she zapped him with her spell, shocking the poor child, "HUZZAH! WE HATH DONE IT!" she screamed victoriously, as the time spell wore off, transporting her back to her original timeline.

As she left, the young Johnny laid on the floor, and threw his toy narwal away from himself.

"Oh mama," he painfully said to himself, growing an unhealthy dislike for narwals ever since.


It was a beautiful, sunny day in Equestria. The birds were singing, the filly's were playing, and Rainbow Dash was napping. Of course none of this mattered to Twilight, who was currently reading about mythological creatures. She had just come across an interesting creature, one called a human. According to her book, they were closely related to monkeys and apes, but were far more intelligent, more so than even ponies, the dominant species of their world. They were expert builders and have often done what was believed to be impossible for them, such as flight. Twilight couldn't help but feel fascinated with them.

"Oh what I wouldn't give to meet a real life human," she said to herself as she finished the book and put it away, "to study their anatomy, their diet, and even have a intelligent conversation with it!" she couldn't help but become giddy at the idea. It was a good thing she would never get her wish.

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