Flowey waited with baited breath. Soon another human would fall into the underground, and he would kill it. Yup, it was a good life for a soulless monstroisity like him, filled with the dark power of two restless spirits.

Ahead of him he saw a shadow. He chuckled as it came into the dim light, ready to give the newcomer some "friendship pellets." He could not wait. Soon he would be...

Wait... that was no human...

It was a quadraped, equine it looked like, and a small... pink one? Weirder still was that it was bouncing and not trotting or anything. Even WEIRDER was that when Flowey examined closer the little horse had a tatoo on its rump of three balloons. Flowey just stared as the horse stopped before him.

"Hi! I'm Flowey! Flowey the Flower!" He said in a kind voice. human or no this should still be fun.

"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!" She hmmed and sniffed. "W....wow Flowey! You smell... yummy! Like a super ultra sugary sweet marzipan cake with double whipped icing!"

Flowey then remembered something VERRRRRRRRY important:

Horses Eat Flowers.

"Ummm..... wait a minute! Don't you want help through the underground?!" He nervously quivered as the pony approached, drooling.

"Is that where I am now? Wow, cool! I like it here, especially if it has more talking treats like you!" She licked her lips and Flowey "eeped".

"No wait! Please don't eat me! I'm your friend! Don't you want friends?"

Pinkie paused. "Sure! But I can't be friends with food, that would be like if a wolf was friends with me! Though that would be cool though if food was my friend, then it would just leap in my mouth and let me eat it, or maybe make itself more tasty!"

Flowey swallowed nervously. This could not be happening! Was this pony about to...

Oh. Wait. His friendliness pellets. He forgot about them. How silly of him. Gritting his teeth as the pony droned on, he let loose with a few to teach the pony a lesson.

"OOO! Candy!" She said, and suddenly opened wide, eating the pellets one by one, chewing on them. Flowey went wide eyed in fear.

"WHAT!?" He yelled out. "How the...did you just...WHAT?!"

Pinkie of course, just nonchalantly swallowed and licked her lips. "MMMM! Sunflower flavoured!" She sniffed Flowey again. "Thank for the appetizer, but I really should just eat you and move on."

"No please! I don't wanna die!" Flowey begged.

"Oh? You don't? But you're my friend right, and if food is my friend, you let me eat it. Then as your friend I just revive you with my RESET."

Flowey went wide eyed. "Oh no.... you don't mean...?" He whispered out.

"I got the power as soon as I landed. Not sure why, but it was sure neat. I may just stay here and use that power to eat that flower patch again and then have you for dessert. Only thing is I wish I had my kitchen at Sugar Cube Corner. Flower Pie is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!"

Flowey was eeking in pain at the painfully long audio assult on his "ears". He began to cry as Pinkie came closer. "Please don't hurt me." He begged.

"Nah, I won't. I'll just eat you." Pinkie replied, and opened wide. Flowey screamed as she bit down, tearing Flowey up from the stem, chewing happily. She mmmmed as the flavour filled her with Determination, not to mention was incredibly good, better than any sweet she ever had before. She chewed until Flowey stopped crying out, then chewed until he was just a bunch of mush in her mouth, a couple yellow petals falling to the ground, as Pinkie Pie swallowed, licking her chops.

"Yummy! That was so good!" She rubbed her belly with a pink hoof. "Now to see what else is down here. I hope there are more flowers!"

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RESET!
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Flowey eeeped and looked around. He was back in his starting spot, no pink pony, and no chewed to death by said pony. He sighed in relief.

"If I never see that pony again it will be too soon." He said. Then he sniffed the air. "Hey... why is it getting so warm?"

He looked down.... and eeked as he saw he was suspended over a fire! Nearby was a bun just the right side for the bud, the stem being chewed on by Pinkie Pie as she slowly cooked Flowey.

"MMMMM! Sunflower burger, my favorite!" She beamed, flashing that terribly big smile and those horrible flat teeth. Flowey screamed as he was flipped onto the bun and covered with ketchup and pickles.

"Over the lips and pass the gums, look out tummy, here he comes!" She said, chomping Flowey in half. Flowey eeeped, his determination not letting him die as he felt the pony chew him up.

"AHHH! STOP IT! STOP EATING ME!!!!!"

"Why?" Pinkie replied. "You're so yummy, like my favorite treat! I gotta eat you!" She bit down again, eating the rest of the Floweyburger. "MMM! Still delicious!"

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RESET!
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Flowey eeped, sliding across the ground as fast as his stem could take him as Pinkie chased him with a pair of bread slices. "WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP CATCHING UP TO ME?!" He yelled out. "What are you, PUNISHMENT FROM GOD?!"

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RESET!!!!
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Flowey was eeping and tried to disappear into the ground...only for Pinkie to emerge from where he went down, chewing happily and rubbing her now plump belly.

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RESET DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Flowey retreated to a corner as Pinkie closed in slowly.

"No, please no!" He screamed as she opened wide...

*CHOMP!*

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*FRIGGIN RESET!*
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Flowey was crying now, his spirit broken as he sobbed into the grass. He watched as once again Pinkie Pie approached.

"No more! Uncle! Please just go on and leave me alone! I cannot take it anymore!!!" He sobbed, Pinkie blinking.

"You mean... you don't like being eaten?"

Flowey went wide eyed. "NO I DON'T FUCKING LIKE BEING EATEN, YOU GODDAMN DEMON PONY! AND IF YOU FUCKING TRY TO EAT ME AGAIN I'M GONNA-" But Flowey never got to finish as a flame slammed into him, sending him flying. From nearby, a goat lady clothed in a blue robe with white sleeves sighed.

"What a little cretin, torturing such a poor little pony. Are you okay innocent one?"

Pinie Pie smiled. "Yup! Sure am pretty goat lady! You here to water the flowers? They tasted good!"

The goat lady, Toriel, smiled in a matronly fashion. "Why, thank you dear. Please, I'll lead you through the ruins, and you can have some of the ones I keep in my hidden stash along with my snails."

"OOOO! You eat snails?"

"Oh yes! I love a fresh baked snail pie. By the way, I am Toriel, who are you?"

"I'm Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie replied. Flowey just watched in sheer shock. Here the pony had been eating him and resetting for hours and HE was the bad guy?!

"Oh, I better eat that flower. No sense it going to waste after you cooked it."

Toriel nodded. "Why not? Then we will be on our way."

Flowey eeped. "NO! DON'T EAT ME! I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE! I SURRENDER! I WON'T HURT ANYMORE HUMANS OR LEAD THEM ASTRAY OR ANYTHING JUST KEEP THAT DAMN PONY AWAY FROM-"

*CHOMP! MUNCH,, MUNCH, MUNCH...*

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RESET.
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Flowey sighed. "Alright, whatever. I give up. That pink random predator is too much for me." He watched as a form came. "I'm just going to close my eyes and let her eat me. I cannot take it anymore."

He closed his eyes, waiting. But nothing happened. He opened one eye...

And there before him was a brown-haired, Asian-American child with a blue and pink long-sleeved t-shirt. Oh. Frisk!

"OH THANK GOD!" Flowey proclaimed, wiping his brow. " You have NO idea how much suffering I have been through. There was this pony who kept eating me for a snack no matter what I did. I have been baked, roasted, sandwiched, munched, crunched, swallowed whole, and who knows what else for hours! But now.... now it's YOU!"

Frisk stood there... then suddenly unzipped his shirt, the human suit falling away to reveal Pinkie Pie. "Surprise! I had to see you again to thank you! I'm so full now, but I am taking you with me back to Sugar Cube Corner. You're so tasty EVERYONE will wanna have you, and you will make so many ponies happy!"

Flowey went wide eyed, speaking in a whisper. "B-Bu-But how will you get out?"

Pinkie smiled and pointed at a nearby door. It said: "This way to Ponyville."

"I'll just use the exit, silly!" She said, picking Flowey and placing the now-bawling-hysterically flower in a pot. "Now off we go! to the best day of baking EVER!"

Flowey cringed as this reality warping pony was able to just defy the rules and leave yb a door of her own making. Even as she did, a certain boy walked out, tilting his head. Frisk watched as the door disappeared, leaving no Flowey and no intro.

"Well. THAT'S new." He remarked aloud, scratching his head before glancing around in the dark recesses of the ruins. "Sooooo..... what now?" He said to himself, deciding he would just wait for Toriel, having a feeling this runthrough might actually be kinda fun with no Flowey to hurt him.

And he actually let out a chuckle as he wondered how many ponies were actually going to eat Floweyburgers.

THE END...FOR NOW